The Comedy Central Roast Game

[FMJeff]

So the rules of the game are simple:

1) The first person chooses a celebrity/comedian who has been featured on the Comedy Central roasts as either a roastee, roaster or roastmaster.

2) The first person writes a one-liner he/she would use on that celebrity/comedian if the person was roasting that celebrity/comedian.

3) Then the first person will suggest another celebrity/comedian who has been featured on the Comedy Central roasts for the next person in the thread.

4) That person, whomever it may be, will write a one-liner for the previous poster's suggestion and suggest another celebrity/comedian for the next person.

5) Rinse and repeat until bored.

I will begin.

Mario Cantone

Mario Cantone is so gay he thinks white house aides is something you get from blowing the president.

Next up: Lisa Lampanelli

[TooLowBrow]

So the rules of the game are simple:

1) The first person chooses a celebrity/comedian who has been featured on the Comedy Central roasts as either a roastee, roaster or roastmaster.

2) The first person writes a one-liner he/she would use on that celebrity/comedian if the person was roasting that celebrity/comedian.

3) Then the first person will suggest another celebrity/comedian who has been featured on the Comedy Central roasts for the next person in the thread.

4) That person, whomever it may be, will write a one-liner for the previous poster's suggestion and suggest another celebrity/comedian for the next person.

5) Rinse and repeat until bored.

I will begin.

Mario Cantone

Mario Cantone is so gay he thinks white house aides is something you get from blowing the president.

Next up: Lisa Lampanelli

me and mario have several things in common...

he fucks african men and gives them aids

and

i fuck african men and give them aids


bob saget

[bigtim666]

Lisa Lampanelli gets more black jokes made about her then Pres Obama.

Next up:jeff ross.

[TooLowBrow]

Lisa Lampanelli gets more black jokes made about her then Pres Obama.

Next up:jeff ross.

i was wrong to make a lampinelli/black joke.

i shouldve went for one of her other style of jokes

[FMJeff]

me and mario have several things in common...

he fucks african men and gives them aids

and

i fuck african men and give them aids


bob saget

Bob Saget costarred with Mary Kate & Ashley olsen on full house which is ironic considering every time he saw the pair he pushed all-in with his poker.

Jeffrey Ross

[FMJeff]

Lisa Lampanelli gets more black jokes made about her then Pres Obama.

Next up:jeff ross.

Oof. I'm starting to regret this thread.

[TooLowBrow]

Bob Saget costarred with Mary Kate & Ashley olsen on full house which is ironic considering every time he saw the pair he pushed all-in with his poker.

Jeffrey Ross

jeffery ross contacted comedy central about having his own roast

you can judge the interest in the project

theyre asking jeffery ross to host

gene simmons

[FMJeff]

jeffery ross contacted comedy central about having his own roast

you can judge the interest in the project

theyre asking jeffery ross to host

gene simmons

They say Gene would fuck anything with a pulse, which is why his career still has an intact hymen. Then again, truth be told, its been fucked for years so who knows for sure.

Carrot Top

[TooLowBrow]

They say Gene would fuck anything with a pulse, which is why his career still has an intact hymen. Then again, truth be told, its been fucked for years so who knows for sure.

Carrot Top

after the steroids, 'carrot top' is what his dick looks like


pamela anderson

[CruelCircus]

after the steroids, 'carrot top' is what his dick looks like


pamela anderson

Pam Anderson is the most beautiful woman in the world.
... {pause, shuffle notes}
Oh shit. Sorry about that folks, these jokes are 15 years old.


Next: Gilbert Gottfried

[TooLowBrow]

Pam Anderson is the most beautiful woman in the world.
... {pause, shuffle notes}
Oh shit. Sorry about that folks, these jokes are 15 years old.


Next: Gilbert Gottfried

::as gilbert::
I APOLOGIZE FOR C.C.

PAMELA ANDERSON IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

...MAYBE YOU HAVE TO SQUINT TO SEE IT

jeff foxworthy

[Slumbag]

::as gilbert::


jeff foxworthy
Jeff hosts "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader".

Which is ironic since the only people who find his act funny have, at the most, a Fourth grade education.



Carrot Top

[Boogie in Va]

Carrot Top seems to be having a nice run over at the Luxor in Vegas. I hear he still works there because Chris Angel can make his steroid supply vanish.


Flava Flav

[kdubya]

Flav, when Chuck D said "fuck white people" he didn't mean it literally.

Ron White

[JPMNICK]

Flav, when Chuck D said "fuck white people" he didn't mean it literally.

Ron White

Ohhhh Ron White, the only thing people in the North care less about then your Career is this Thread.

Greg Giraldo

[lleeder]

Ohhhh Ron White, the only thing people in the North care less about then your Career is this Thread.

Greg Giraldo

Hey Greg Giraldo is dumb.

Pope John Paul II

[CruelCircus]

Hey Greg Giraldo is dumb.

Pope John Paul II

Damn. I don't speak Polish.

Hugh Hefner