Ben & Jerry's Renames Ice Cream In Celebration Of Gay Marriage

[JimBeam]

I know this company has a long history of being socially active but in the end their goal, well at least that of Unilever who owns the company, is to turn a profit and I'm not sure this would help.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6125277/Ben-and-Jerrys-renames-ice-cream-Hubby-Hubby-in-celebration-of-gay-marriage.html?connect

I work for Pepsi and they are somewhat socially active, especially within the company, but I find it tough to believe that even they would try something with such a controversial subject.

[lleeder]

Creme Ugay is really delightful

[WampusCrandle]

new flavor: Top and Bottom.

[hammersavage]

I'd like to try that Fairy Garcia. Sounds fabulous!

[hammersavage]

Spunky Monkey doesn't sound appealing though. I think the Ben and Jerry's people went too far with that one.

[lleeder]

Those are too complex. Something simple like Man Batter works.

[hammersavage]

I'm all for social activity, but renaming one of your flavors Phag Food might not be the best idea.

[lleeder]

Chocolate Chip Cookie Mo

[hammersavage]

S'more Jizz might be a popular flavor

[Hottub]

Pralines and Dick.

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/793/garthwt0.jpg

[lleeder]

Mangoo Mangoo is good if you want something a bit fruity.

[lleeder]

Goodbi yellow dick road is one I've never tried.

[hammersavage]

Rocky Dirt Road

[hammersavage]

Goodbi yellow dick road is one I've never tried.

I didn't think that one needed to be changed.

[lleeder]

Cock Gobbler is one of the blunter flavors.

[Hottub]

Rocky Dirt Road

:clap: H.S.

Chunky Spunky

[joethebartender]

MMMMmmmm... "rocky road to eternal damnation"

[hammersavage]

Chocolate Chip Twink

[lleeder]

Banana Split...my asshole apart

[Dude!]

no-cherry vanilla

[hammersavage]

Ookie Cookie's and Cream

[mikeyboy]

I don't think Buttfuck Pecan is really getting the message across.

[joethebartender]

Does this mean I can only eat rainbow sherbet in the closet now?

http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/big-gay-ice-cream-truck-3.jpg

[lleeder]

Tennesse Mud On the End of Your Cockhead was a bit too wordy.

[A.J.]

Cum Raisin.

[lleeder]

Peanut Buttsex and Jelly is a retired one they might consider bringing back.

[hammersavage]

Chocolate Rain

[joethebartender]

Cum Raisin.

LOCK IT UP!

:lol:

[JimBeam]

There were a few that I actually laughed out loud at here at work.

Mangoo Mangoo is good if you want something a bit fruity.

Goodbi yellow dick road

Rocky Dirt Road

rocky road to eternal damnation

Ookie Cookie's and Cream

But this one made me cry laughing ( I guess because of the " ... " dramatic pause )

Banana Split...my asshole apart

[hammersavage]

I feel like comedy pyramids are so close to being back.

[Fallon]

Cum Brûlée

[A.J.]

Fudgepacker Ripple

[sailor]

Fudgepacker Ripple

i was going to go with the hand-packed fudge central

http://mar.baronelawyer.com/images/Ben%20&%20Jerrys%20Pints%20Fudge%20Central.gif

[Marc with a c]

hey. there's vanilla in my chocolate!!

[Marc with a c]

chubby hubby.

wait.

[joethebartender]

Moustachio

[Marc with a c]

pistasschio

edit:damn you joe.

[razorboy]

Knickerbocker glory hole.

[joethebartender]

pistasschio

edit:damn you joe.

Sorry, Marc. How 'bout I take you down to Foreskin Robbins for a cone to cheer ya' up?

[A.J.]

I wonder if they're going to make a special flavor with these:

http://secure.4imprint.com/imageserver/productimages/4imprint/detailed/100193.jpg

[LordJezo]

I stopped spending my money on Ben & Jerry's products a couple elections ago when I realized they were such a hard left company. Don't want my money going towards the enemy.

[shittles]

I stopped spending my money on Ben & Jerry's products a couple elections ago when I realized they were such a hard left company. Don't want my money going towards the enemy.

I still won't use Heinz ketchup on my Freedom fries

[LordJezo]

I still won't use Heinz ketchup on my Freedom fries

I haven't bought Heinz since the Kerry election. Our household is 100% Huntz because of the connection with his wife. Huntz might be a leftist place as well but it's better than having the Heinz name in my closet.

[lleeder]

I haven't bought Heinz since the Kerry election. Our household is 100% Huntz because of the connection with his wife. Huntz might be a leftist place as well but it's better than having the Heinz name in my closet.

You seem like a Huntz. so does your wife.

[KatPw]

I know this company has a long history of being socially active but in the end their goal, well at least that of Unilever who owns the company, is to turn a profit and I'm not sure this would help.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6125277/Ben-and-Jerrys-renames-ice-cream-Hubby-Hubby-in-celebration-of-gay-marriage.html?connect

I work for Pepsi and they are somewhat socially active, especially within the company, but I find it tough to believe that even they would try something with such a controversial subject.

I will buy this flavor when I see it, as long as it does not contain HFCS.

[Marc with a c]

i'm not suprised they did this. didn't they come out with heath bar crunch after brokeback was released?

[lleeder]

i'm not suprised they did this. didn't they come out with heath bar crunch after brokeback was released?

no that was Heath Bar Overdose after The Dark Knight was released.

[ANC]

Pralines and Dick.

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/793/garthwt0.jpg

Wow a blast from the past :laugh:

Moustachio

:clap::clap::clap:

[EliSnow]

Fudge Love

[Dude!]

Eli Snowball

[MustyHatchetwound]

Sounds like the callers were on a roll today...Ronnie was rapid fire answering calls and I even got thru cold...I love the speed rounds ..

[yojimbo7248]

Sounds like the callers were on a roll today...Ronnie was rapid fire answering calls and I even got thru cold...I love the speed rounds ..

which caller were you?

[Hottub]

Most were hack.
This thread was better.

[dishwasherdude]

top ten new names for their same sex ice cream
10 tutti fruti whatley booty
9 brown eye batter
8 cherry gay a mia
7 cockolate and nuts
6 pillow biter butter
5 rude and rudey road
4 get your balls out of my berried treasure
3 chocalate banana rama
2 fezatorial creamaholio
1 catty fo fatty mint patty

[PatFromMoonachie]

Bukake Road

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Cumscicle

Vanilla in my Asshole

Anal-Cherry Garcia

Your Son is a Rainbow Sprinkle

[lazlo]

Sugar Cane Pole Gang Bang

[Pittsburgh]

I hear they have a "secret" flavor, but they wont release it.

[hammersavage]

Most were hack.
This thread was better.

It was a terrible attempt. Most made no sense. These people have no idea what a comedy pyramid is.

[Picasso Intern]

Harvey Milk'n'Cookies
Twig'n'berries
Peppermint Stick It In My Ass
Alexander the Grape Nut Crunch
Butter Me Can
Richard Simmons Cinnamon
Pineapple Prolapse
Paul Lynn-gonberry

[razorboy]

Cookie No Puss.

[PapaBear]

Wavy Gravy? More like Wavy GAYvy!

[hammersavage]

Fudgy packer the whale

[Boogie in Va]

Leno said it best last night.

Just name it Ben & Jerry.

[ANC]

Harvey Milk'n'Cookies
Twig'n'berries
Peppermint Stick It In My Ass
Alexander the Grape Nut Crunch
Butter Me Can
Richard Simmons Cinnamon
Pineapple Prolapse
Paul Lynn-gonberry

Who's Paul Lynn?

:laugh:

[EliSnow]

Fairy Fairy Extraordinary

[lleeder]

todd hilliard's got his own ice cream

[MisterSmith]

I think that renaming Vanilla as Homolicious might not be a great idea.

[lleeder]

I think that renaming Vanilla as Homolicious might not be a great idea.

Man-illa might be better

[MisterSmith]

Man-illa might be better

Yeah, probably would. :lol:

Y'see, I was going for a combination of homosexual and the homogeneous flavor of vanilla in one high-brow joke. And now I am explaining it. Great. :sad:

[MustyHatchetwound]

which caller were you?

Fatty Cumonya

[MustyHatchetwound]

Who's Paul Lynn?

:laugh:

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[instrument]

BIrthgay cake.

That fatty comonia line gotta chuckle outta me.

[DarkHippie]

Wavy Ass Gravy

[ca14129]

lemon party sherbert?

(ok, so i'm crossing shows, but..)

-r

[MegaBeez]

lemon party sherbert?

(ok, so i'm crossing shows, but..)

-r

good one