Is Shawne Merriman going to have to choke a bitch?

[MacVittie]

Apparently he is, and that bitch happens to be Tila Tequila.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/06/merriman.arrest/index.html

San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of
choking and restraining MTV reality show star Tila Tequila, police said.

Authorities responded to a disturbance call about 3:45 a.m. Sunday from a woman who
said she had been choked and restrained by a male, the sheriff's department of San Diego
County, California, said in a statement.

When police arrived, "the reporting party identified herself as Tila Nguyen, aka Tila
Tequila, and her alleged assailant as Shawne Merriman," the statement said.

"Nguyen told deputies she had been choked and physically restrained by Merriman when
she attempted to leave his residence," the statement said.

Nguyen signed a citizen's arrest at the scene, and Merriman was taken into custody on
suspicion of battery and false imprisonment, according to the statement.

Nguyen was transported to a local hospital. Her condition was not immediately
known.

[RoseBlood]

ROID RAGE :thumbdown:

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/merriman.jpg

[Fallon]

He must have heard her sing.

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[RoseBlood]

He must have heard her sing.

AhhAHAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!

If you ever hurt me I'll fuckin kill you!

RIP MERRIMAN.

[Marc with a c]

bobby would never have done that to her.

[Marc with a c]

edit: awful joke.

[foodcourtdruide]

If I was ever asked to submit an essay on the lameness of pop culture in early 21st century America, I'd only submit a photo of Tila Tiquila. She has no talents, and is 100% image. It's like she was created in some pop star icon factory, and designed in a board meeting with a majority of 50 year old white men.

[Crash]

If I was ever asked to submit an essay on the lameness of pop culture in early 21st century America, I'd only submit a photo of Tila Tiquila. She has no talents, and is 100% image. It's like she was created in some pop star icon factory, and designed in a board meeting with a majority of 50 year old white men.

This.

[MacVittie]

edit: awful joke.

I had to read it two or three times to even get it. You made the right move.

[Fallon]

http://i25.tinypic.com/jkhche.jpg

:smoke:

[PerryWinkle]

Tequila isn't her real name? I have been fooled at these years :glurps:

[Meataball23]

If I was ever asked to submit an essay on the lameness of pop culture in early 21st century America, I'd only submit a photo of Tila Tiquila. She has no talents, and is 100% image. It's like she was created in some pop star icon factory, and designed in a board meeting with a majority of 50 year old white men.

Its true and im embarrassed that I know who she is.

[TripleSkeet]

Couldnt happen to a more deserving whorebag.

[Section 8]

She WAS made in a lab!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzsLxdiRF8


(Stuff's not working for some reason)

[spoon]

The ESPN report I saw had the an official from the California courts explain how they saw nothing at all on "Tila" and hinted at the possibility it's a publicity ploy. They HAD to go through the procedures bc of the paperwork she filed, but it's highly doubtful that anything will come of this. She is indeed a classic attention whore, but I think Merriman is a complete ass for even thinking of dating her. He had it coming. Another long line of great decisions by Shawne.

Here's a report from Foxsports.com that hints at it not holding up from Alvarez as well.

Slam Time (http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=6138a69b-87ac-4357-840d-eea0624fadfc)

[nocountryjon1]

well she just wanted a shot at love and choked on it :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:
sorry

[A.J.]

Couldnt happen to a more deserving whorebag.

This.

[EddieMoscone]

Beside roid rage, the second leading cause of men choking women is if the woman happens to be a drunk Vietnamese woman. Nothing more annoying than a drunk Vietnamese woman.

http://www.freewebs.com/panho/fmj1.JPG

[DarkHippie]

Tila Tequila is lying.

How do I know?

TEQUILA LIES!!!!!!!

[joeybadass]

i would bitch slap both of them.

[DarkHippie]

i would bitch slap both of them.

that's pretty badass

[joeybadass]

that's pretty badass

fuckin' a, bro.

[razorboy]

This whole thread needs Valtrex.

[PapaBear]

I am allergic to alcohol," she wrote.
I've only heard one kind of person say they are allergic to alcohol. ALCOHOLICS!!!

[Justice4all]

Couldnt happen to a more deserving whorebag.

Yep. I don't know what will happen to Merriman, but he should get an award for doing what most of the country has been wanting to do to that no-talent cunt.

[King Imp]

I don't condone violence against women, but if anyone ever deserved this, it's definitely this worthless skank.

I'm hoping after this, she hooks up with Chris Brown.

[ToiletCrusher]

I've clearly missed something.

[PapaBear]

I've clearly missed something.
Nothing to see here. Move along.

[TripleSkeet]

Word has it she was drunk and trying to drive home and he just didnt want to let her drive, so she called the cops and said he hit her. Im sorry, if a guy the size of Merriman hit that fucking Vietcong midget all that would be left is a stain against the wall.

[RoseBlood]

This story went from bad to worse and I'm sickened all the way around.

That's all I can even say.

[Rockvillejoe]

where's el mudo chiming in?

merriman was a terp.

and wtf? u wouldn't nail that asian piece if you had the chance?

brotha, please!

[El Mudo]

where's el mudo chiming in?

merriman was a terp.

and wtf? u wouldn't nail that asian piece if you had the chance?

brotha, please!


Eh...I'm not surprised really if it is something to do with 'roid rage. I had a class with a bunch of the players at MD after he tested positive, and they weren't really surprised.

That being said, there are no winners in this story. He's insane, she's a publicity whore.

[underdog]

where's el mudo chiming in?

merriman was a terp.

and wtf? u wouldn't nail that asian piece if you had the chance?

brotha, please!

If I was Shawne Merriman, I'd be "nailing" much hotter, less annoying asian chicks.

Hell, hipsters bang less annoying, much hotter asian chicks.

[Rockvillejoe]

My comment wasn't directed to merriman. It was to the jabroni that implied the asian chick was a skank and not worth his time.

Skank or not, I can't believe any hetero poster would turn down that level of tookey.

I don't know the woman from Adam, but she is eminently fuckable in my book. Agreed that merriman could get better. But maybe the roids have shrunk his member to the size of
Johnny poleo's cock. ( johnny poleo, now there's an ancient reference).

I ask somebody to post some shots of her so we can all evaluate her. And maybe some shots of other Asian chicks with big tits just for comparitive purposes only of course.

[JimBeam]

She looks like an insect.

I wish he'd have squashed her like a bug and then got sent to jail.

The old 2 birds with one stone.