TC Goes to Camp. [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 04:08 PM

Well our camping weekend is over and biggirl and I had a blast with ToiletCrusher.

We arrived at my camper around 2pm on Friday and TC immediately lived up to his named by destroying the bathroom in my new camper.

We drank insane amounts of beer and saw large boobies. TC even found the time to slather on a sausage.

Pictures and videos to follow.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0159.jpg

GregoryJoseph

09-07-2009, 04:09 PM

I can't tell who is who.

And please do us a favor and DO NOT put a ton of oversized pictures on the page. It slows load time down tremendously.

Post a few pics and link to the rest if you could. It would be much appreciated.

RoseBlood

09-07-2009, 04:13 PM

I can't tell who is who.

I hope biggirl took advantage of this fact.

Seriously, you could crop their eyes out and not tell the difference.

~Katja~

09-07-2009, 04:17 PM

I can't tell who is who.

except for the little double chin rhino has put on since his last trip here

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 04:21 PM

I hope biggirl took advantage of this fact.

Seriously, you could crop their eyes out and not tell the difference.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0200.jpg

except for the little double chin rhino has put on since his last trip here

You noticed.:glurps:

biggestmexi

09-07-2009, 04:26 PM

I can't tell who is who.

And please do us a favor and DO NOT put a ton of oversized pictures on the page. It slows load time down tremendously.

Post a few pics and link to the rest if you could. It would be much appreciated.

get a PC.

i dont have that problem

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 04:27 PM

About a dozen people seriously thought we were brothers.

Then we told them how we met and they immediately thought that we were gay.

RoseBlood

09-07-2009, 04:29 PM

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0200.jpg

This picture only confuses me more. :help:

jauble

09-07-2009, 04:35 PM

About a dozen people seriously thought we were brothers.

Then we told them how we met and they immediately thought that we were gay.

Thought, thats cute.

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 04:39 PM

We drank these for epo and Diablo.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0193.jpg

Drunky McBetidont

09-07-2009, 04:44 PM

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0159.jpg

this needs a caption.

"it's kinda like holding a bowling ball, but... only more wet."

jauble

09-07-2009, 04:47 PM

this needs a caption.

"it's kinda like holding a bowling ball, but... only more wet."

"Weekend at Bernie's 3"

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 04:54 PM

spoon

09-07-2009, 04:59 PM

Wow, those were some sad cannonballs.

spoon

09-07-2009, 05:00 PM

Talk about ups!

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 05:40 PM

Wow, those were some sad cannonballs.

I know.

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 05:40 PM

Talk about ups!

Mad hops yo.

ToiletCrusher

09-07-2009, 05:43 PM

Wow.

Seeing those cannonballs as a youtube, I have to agree.

We did an awful job at making a splash.

jauble

09-07-2009, 05:45 PM

Wow.

Seeing those cannonballs as a youtube, I have to agree.

We did an awful job at making a splash.

The water was upset to have you as a guest.

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 05:45 PM

Wow.

Seeing those cannonballs as a youtube, I have to agree.

We did an awful job at making a splash.

I blame the kids.

ToiletCrusher

09-07-2009, 05:51 PM

I'm still shocked that we didn't make the floating dock bounce off their heads.

spoon

09-07-2009, 06:02 PM

I blame the kids.

I blame the blacks.

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 06:04 PM

I blame the blacks.

I would too, but there aren't any in Iowa.

spoon

09-07-2009, 06:05 PM

I would too, but there aren't any in Iowa.

Paradise?

spoon

09-07-2009, 06:05 PM

:innocent:It's a joke!!

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 06:06 PM

Paradise?

All part of the experience/rape.

jauble

09-07-2009, 06:08 PM

Paradise?

http://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/baseball.jpg

spoon

09-07-2009, 06:08 PM

Hey, not the black sox!

jauble

09-07-2009, 06:11 PM

Hey, not the black sox!

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2008/baseball/more/03/05/pride0310/p1_book.jpg

Jerk.

RhinoinMN

09-07-2009, 06:16 PM

~Katja~

09-07-2009, 06:33 PM

This picture only confuses me more. :help:

not really, rhino is more of a redhead... so looks like gwen had a little b-day threesome there :)

Friday

09-07-2009, 07:19 PM

not really, rhino is more of a redhead... so looks like gwen had a little b-day threesome there :)

nice!

i am sure TC's girlfriend/future fiancee will be thrilled!

WampusCrandle

09-07-2009, 07:23 PM

so, was it good to swap lova's?

DiabloSammich

09-07-2009, 07:25 PM

I'm so jealous of this get-together that my balls hurt.

I'm pretty sure that's why they hurt.

~Katja~

09-07-2009, 07:29 PM

nice!

i am sure TC's girlfriend/future fiancee will be thrilled!

wait, you can marry your dog now?

Friday

09-07-2009, 07:31 PM

wait, you can marry your dog now?

oh boy... he isn't going to like you talking about his girl like that... :nono:

WampusCrandle

09-07-2009, 07:34 PM

wait, you can marry your dog now?

i just assume he would go out into international waters and do it. hopefully his marriage doesn't go down like Travis and Old Yeller's love life.

spoon

09-07-2009, 07:38 PM

i just assume he would go out into international waters and do it. hopefully his marriage doesn't go down like Travis and Old Yeller's love life.

Talk about blowing it in their face!

WampusCrandle

09-07-2009, 07:46 PM

Talk about blowing it in their face!

hopefully he blows it all in their face .... Is it illegal to cum on a dog's face?

biggirl

09-07-2009, 07:53 PM

If anyone wants my take on the weekend - here it is.

I haven't had so much fun for so long. I was with my best friends, my kids, my husband, and my new best friend. Excellent.

I was thinking of sending Rhino back to Buffalo and keeping TC here in MN. My kids thought he was their dad (they were even confused!), he helped me unload my van, even took Greta out of her car seat, cleaned up dog poop in our yard, made dinner, went grocery/beer shopping with me, helped me pick out a porn mag for Rhino, etc...

Now, the reason I did send him back was that he overcooked like 10 lbs of potatoes, he smelled like beef jerky, and he just plain drinks too much beer. I would need a 2nd job to support his drinking habits.

He is just one of the coolest guys...he fit right into our group/family. I already kinda miss him. Although he left everything he brought in our camper - I feel like he is still here. We now have to ship him his 2 pillows, 2 sweatshirts, belt, cooler, and a CD.

~Katja~

09-07-2009, 07:56 PM

oh boy... he isn't going to like you talking about his girl like that... :nono:
or he is going to take it for the joke it was because I know not much more about tc other than that he recently adopted a gorgeous dog.

~Katja~

09-07-2009, 07:58 PM

If anyone wants my take on the weekend - here it is.

I haven't had so much fun for so long. I was with my best friends, my kids, my husband, and my new best friend. Excellent.

I was thinking of sending Rhino back to Buffalo and keeping TC here in MN. My kids thought he was their dad (they were even confused!), he helped me unload my van, even took Greta out of her car seat, cleaned up dog poop in our yard, made dinner, went grocery/beer shopping with me, helped me pick out a porn mag for Rhino, etc...

Now, the reason I did send him back was that he overcooked like 10 lbs of potatoes, he smelled like beef jerky, and he just plain drinks too much beer. I would need a 2nd job to support his drinking habits.

He is just one of the coolest guys...he fit right into our group/family. I already kinda miss him. Although he left everything he brought in our camper - I feel like he is still here. We now have to ship him his 2 pillows, 2 sweatshirts, belt, cooler, and a CD.

you kicked him out, didn't ya

biggirl

09-07-2009, 08:00 PM

you kicked him out, didn't ya

I woke him up at 5:45 am this morning and he begged for 5 more minutes of sleep.

joethebartender

09-07-2009, 08:04 PM

Were there any arts & crafts projects at this camp?

biggirl

09-07-2009, 09:22 PM

not really, rhino is more of a redhead... so looks like gwen had a little b-day threesome there :)

All I can say is that it was the best weekend ever...:wink:

nice!

i am sure TC's girlfriend/future fiancee will be thrilled!

He told me he didn't have a girlfriend. He likes married woman. Was that a line? He is such a whore.

so, was it good to swap lova's?

I don't remember much. I was kinda wasted.

Farmer Dave

09-08-2009, 03:27 AM

If anyone wants my take on the weekend - here it is.

I haven't had so much fun for so long. I was with my best friends, my kids, my husband, and my new best friend. Excellent.

.

Wow, did we ever slip from that spot in a hurry.:glurps:

Was the swimming hole still full of tadpoles?

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 04:59 AM

Yeah.

I forgot a couple of things.

~Katja~

09-08-2009, 05:24 AM

I woke him up at 5:45 am this morning and he begged for 5 more minutes of sleep.
you tried to get him out before Rhino woke up so he would never ever know about that night... little did you know... he filmed it all night and already took pictures of it all
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0200.jpg

biggirl

09-08-2009, 05:31 AM

Wow, did we ever slip from that spot in a hurry.:glurps:

Was the swimming hole still full of tadpoles?

Dave - you didn't let me crawl into bed with you. Maybe things would be different.

There were a few tadpoles left, but not many. Most of them are frogs now.

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 05:41 AM

7 hours of sleep last night feels like more than I had since Thursday all together.

thepaulo

09-08-2009, 06:25 AM

where are the boob pics?

Dude!

09-08-2009, 06:44 AM

where are the boob pics?

check the cannonball video

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 02:25 PM

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1874

Rhino tried a yoga pose.

He failed.

Crispy123

09-08-2009, 02:43 PM

Hes flexible. Isnt Yoga the Mystical Indian Art of sucking your own cock?

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1874

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 02:47 PM

Rhino tried a yoga pose.

He failed.

Not in that picture!

Hes flexible. Isnt Yoga the Mystical Indian Art of sucking your own cock?

Check the cannon ball vid and look at my figure. Not happening. Although I do believe that TC has a pic of something close.

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 02:53 PM

Hes flexible. Isnt Yoga the Mystical Indian Art of sucking your own cock?

But he did make me suck his kilbasa.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1878

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 02:54 PM

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1876

Rhino couldn't keep his hands off biggirl.

Oh, that's me.

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 02:56 PM

But he did make me suck his kilbasa.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1878

Ahhhh. The coup de grace

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 02:56 PM

Paradise City indeed.

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 02:57 PM

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1875

Cornholing can't be far away with a sign like that one.

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 03:01 PM

Lean Bag?

Oh, Katja reminded me that I have to lose some weight.

~Katja~

09-08-2009, 03:07 PM

But he did make me suck his kilbasa.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1878
So Rhino has a black cock? hmm

Lean Bag?

Oh, Katja reminded me that I have to lose some weight.
I did not say that... but I read Lean Bag too :)

BlackSpider

09-08-2009, 03:07 PM

Lean Bag?

Oh, Katja reminded me that I have to lose some weight.

I read her post.
Very hurtful.
A guy could never get away with saying something like that
If you commented on a girl having an extra chin, you would be crucified...

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 03:10 PM

I read her post.
Very hurtful.
A guy could never get away with saying something like that
If you commented on a girl having an extra chin, you would be crucified...

Dare I say banned?

oh. and 15k

thepaulo

09-08-2009, 04:23 PM

still no boob pics

BlackSpider

09-08-2009, 04:26 PM

still no boob pics

I guess you missed these...

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1874

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=1878

joeybadass

09-08-2009, 04:27 PM

i knew those guys were queers

jauble

09-08-2009, 04:30 PM

i knew those guys were queers

A little slow?

JerseyRich

09-08-2009, 04:37 PM

This whole thread makes me feel so dirty.

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 04:46 PM

This whole thread makes me feel so dirty.

We are slow playing. It may get worse.

biggirl

09-08-2009, 05:09 PM

This whole thread makes me feel so dirty.

You haven't seen anything yet. My pictures might be the best. I'll get them up here after the kids are in bed.

~Katja~

09-08-2009, 05:12 PM

This whole thread makes me feel so dirty.
I took a shower after reading it

BlackSpider

09-08-2009, 05:13 PM

I took a shower after reading it

We know what you do in the shower...

IamFogHat

09-08-2009, 05:15 PM

Two peas in a pod:clap:

Freakshow

09-08-2009, 05:20 PM

About a dozen people seriously thought we were brothers.

They really don't have black people in Iowa if they thought you two boobs were black.

(With due credit to Ron Bennington)

RhinoinMN

09-08-2009, 06:57 PM

They really don't have black people in Iowa if they thought you two boobs were black.

(With due credit to Ron Bennington)

nobody thought we smelled like wet dogs either.

biggirl

09-08-2009, 07:04 PM

This is why I might like TC better than Rhino - Rhino gets pissed when I touch him and TC seems to like the hugs. oh...and by the way, we all witnessed Ryan's first gray hair this weekend. You might be able to see it in the first picture.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs235.snc1/8217_1241278072372_1241915610_729826_4565048_n.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs235.snc1/8217_1241278432381_1241915610_729832_4006277_n.jpg

biggirl

09-08-2009, 07:06 PM

Rhino and TC partaking in the Cornhole (Beanbag) Tourney.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs235.snc1/8217_1241278352379_1241915610_729831_2893096_n.jpg

ToiletCrusher

09-08-2009, 07:13 PM

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs235.snc1/8217_1241278432381_1241915610_729832_4006277_n.jpg

My hat covered my erection.

led37zep

09-08-2009, 10:06 PM

So Rhino has a black cock? hmm

Frostbite from when Biggirl wanted to bang in the snow. Its Minnesota...don't fuck around like that!

RhinoinMN

09-09-2009, 02:34 PM

thepaulo

09-09-2009, 02:55 PM

i was promised boobs the size of watermelons

Hottub

09-09-2009, 03:03 PM

http://image10.webshots.com/11/0/0/65/178700065fiNlFv_fs.jpg

GregoryJoseph

09-09-2009, 03:04 PM

i was promised boobs the size of watermelons

Didn't you see the size of those fools playing Bingo?

Drunky McBetidont

09-09-2009, 03:05 PM

Rhino and TC partaking in the Cornhole (yambag) Tourney.

i knew it

spoon

09-09-2009, 03:12 PM

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 03:15 PM

wow ur films are up there with Gap

Wait til you see my shaky cam, all black video.

You're mind will be blown.

SatCam

09-09-2009, 03:16 PM

Didn't you see the size of those fools playing Bingo?

that's what they were playing?

spoon

09-09-2009, 03:17 PM

Wait til you see my shaky cam, all black video.

You're mind will be blown.

I LOVE getting blown!

Farmer Dave

09-09-2009, 03:18 PM

The more I see, the more I think I might have escaped my incounter with these two. That look on her face now seems evil.
<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCF2480.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCF2480.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 03:20 PM

I LOVE getting blown!

Have I ever introduced you to Mojo?

SatCam

09-09-2009, 03:31 PM

The more I see, the more I think I might have escaped my incounter with these two. That look on her face now seems evil.
<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCF2480.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCF2480.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

nice koozies

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 04:00 PM

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 04:51 PM

mikeyboy

09-09-2009, 04:57 PM

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 04:57 PM

Did you see the Blair Witch?

Yes.

Friendly actually.

RhinoinMN

09-09-2009, 05:59 PM

Most Posts Wins.

MVP MOFO'S!

biggirl

09-09-2009, 06:03 PM

I miss TC terribly. So does Burkely and Greta. Greta now calls her biological dad "Ryan" and says "where's daddy?" It is so frickin sad.

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 06:04 PM

I miss TC terribly. So does Burkely and Greta. Greta now calls her biological dad "Ryan" and says "where's daddy?" It is so frickin sad.

In case I didn't already say it enough, you two have amazing children.

They rock!

Drunky McBetidont

09-09-2009, 06:11 PM

Hottub

09-09-2009, 06:42 PM

The more I see, the more I think I might have escaped my incounter with these two. That look on her face now seems evil.
<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCF2480.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCF2480.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Mmm.
Bigirl sammich!!!:devil2:

ToiletCrusher

09-09-2009, 06:58 PM

at the end when one of you yells "you're a liar!. was great. and callin em bean baggers:lol:

I don't know which one of one that was.

jauble

09-09-2009, 06:59 PM

I don't know which one of one that was.

d
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spoon

09-09-2009, 07:02 PM

boosterp

09-11-2009, 01:10 AM

When I get a job, I am camping in Iowa. And the no blacks thing is an added bonus.

ToiletCrusher

09-11-2009, 01:42 PM

biggirl

09-11-2009, 01:50 PM

When I get a job, I am camping in Iowa. And the no blacks thing is an added bonus.

what if you get a job in the winter. It will be mighty cold in Iowa. You better wait until at least spring.

RhinoinMN

09-11-2009, 02:35 PM

I don't know which one of one that was.

twas me.

JohnCharles

09-20-2009, 12:22 PM

Greta the bucket head.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03489.jpg

Adorable.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03488-1.jpg

Too bad Ryan and Gwen made her wear that all weekend!

Farmer Dave

09-20-2009, 12:47 PM

At least when she dresses herself she has pants.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 05:48 PM

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/1013092142.jpg

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/1013092143.jpg

GregoryJoseph

10-13-2009, 05:51 PM

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 05:52 PM

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0200.jpg

You noticed.:glurps:

No joke, I didn't realize that was me until I saw my pillows.

RhinoinMN

10-13-2009, 06:01 PM

What a delightful thread bump.

btw. your pillows and jackets and pants and belt and cooler are on their way.

Did you bring anything back with you?

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 06:02 PM

What a delightful thread bump.

btw. your pillows and jackets and pants and belt and cooler are on their way.

Did you bring anything back with you?

I don't think so.

Do you still have (wear) my underpants?

RhinoinMN

10-13-2009, 06:04 PM

I don't think so.

Do you still have (wear) my underpants?

They were pretty soiled. I threw them out.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 06:05 PM

They were pretty soiled. I threw them out.

It was a present!

A Present!!!!

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:31 PM

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03497.jpg

Humiliation of a "big city" boy.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:37 PM

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03450.jpg

Swimming hole flip flops.

~Katja~

10-13-2009, 08:41 PM

I don't think so.

Do you still have (wear) my underpants?

They were pretty soiled. I threw them out.

after you wore them?

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:42 PM

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03447.jpg

He can cornhole with the best of them.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:43 PM

after you wore them?

What is he, impolite?

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:46 PM

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03439.jpg

That's a lot of trophies.

None of us won any of them.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:49 PM

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/DSC03452.jpg

This couple was heading in for a nice evening.

It was 1:30 pm when I took that picture.

Notice the jeans and no shirt.

RhinoinMN

10-13-2009, 08:51 PM

What is he, impolite?

She really has it in for me.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:55 PM

She really has it in for me.

She called you impolite.

Like you won't wear dirty underwear.

What's her deal?

Is it the double chin?

RhinoinMN

10-13-2009, 09:13 PM

She called you impolite.

Like you won't wear dirty underwear.

What's her deal?

Is it the double chin?

You son of a bitch!

Dude!

10-13-2009, 09:19 PM

She called you impolite.

Like you won't wear dirty underwear.

What's her deal?

Is it the double chin?

hers or his?