Is Steve Jobs Dead?

[sr71blackbird]

My friend just told me Steve Jobs died. Is this true? I haven't seen anything in the news...

[Boogie in Va]

Then his ghost is still selling.

"SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc. /quotes/comstock/15*!aapl/quotes/nls/aapl (AAPL 174.19, +1.26, +0.73%) , appeared on stage at a media event in San Francisco Wednesday in his first public appearance since returning to the company from a medical leave earlier this year."

That was reported about 20 minutes ago

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to teach you about a little known site called google. (http://news.google.com/news?pz=0&hl=en&ned=us)

[IMSlacker]

If he is, how did he appear at a media event today (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/apple-ceo-steve-jobs-appears-at-media-event-2009-09-09)?

[SatCam]

Yes, he's dead :glurps:

[Boogie in Va]

HAHA!!!! I won. Lock it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hammersavage]

Yes, he's dead :glurps:

How did it happen?

[JerseyRich]

I was just...

[KingGeno]

So what if he dies? You mac people are so gay.

[sr71blackbird]

Ulp...

[sr71blackbird]

Screw you Neil! You f'ked me!

[torker]

ugh

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isstevejobsdead.com (http://www.isstevejobsdead.com/)

[pennington]

The conspiracy theorists will say he's been cloned.

[IamFogHat]

We're a strange country to us. No matter our relationships with everyone is all weird.

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to teach you about a little known site called google. (http://news.google.com/news?pz=0&hl=en&ned=us)

I didn't realize that I'm kind of a dick.

[Marc with a c]

I didn't realize that I'm kind of a dick.

you should listen to people more.

[Crossweird]

I didn't realize that I'm kind of a dick.

Don't sell yourself short, mikeyboy. You're a tremendous dick.

[Willmore]

I didn't realize that I'm kind of a dick.

Yeah, but it's the good kind.

[hanso]

The conspiracy theorists will say he's been cloned.

That was my first PC