R&F Sirius Slash XM Ouch! Listening Thread For 09/10/09

[lleeder]

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866 RON 0 FEZ!!!

[RhinoinMN]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs262.snc1/8931_1213723309885_1432874771_30584449_2827363_n.j pg

[biggestmexi]

lo

[Hottub]

Morning.
I'll be on the phone at 11:00:wallbash:
Please post opening drop and song.
T'anks.

[biggestmexi]

Morning.
I'll be on the phone at 11:00:wallbash:
Please post opening drop and song.
T'anks.

i dont wanna

[ralphbxny]

Sup !

[ToiletCrusher]

smells like lleeder in here.

[Baby DEW Year]

smells like lleeder in here.

So this is what a bad phone call smells like!

[Freakshow]

Song will be J. Giles Band -- I do.

[RhinoinMN]

Fargo. Great scene.

[RhinoinMN]

Song is: Social Distortion - Sometimes I Do

[realmenhatelife]

People really dont bring up that Mike Ness was really the first asshole wearing eyeliner pretending it was tough.

[EliSnow]

Ah hey my buddays. I'll be here today, having fun and knocking skulls.

http://gallery.oneindia.in/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=875091&g2_serialNumber=3

[~Katja~]

showtime
:help:

[Baby DEW Year]

Good morning boppers!

Happy Hump Day!:innocent:

[Freakshow]

showtime
:help:

why so critical Katja? Huh? Huh? Huh?




just kidding :drunk:

[JerseyRich]

I wonder how Fez's blind date went...

[Hottub]

Thanks Rhino.
Good day to be here, Eli.
I hope I'm done in time to hear today's episode of "Katja In The Barrel!":thumbup:

[SP1!]

Soccer sucks, now that real football is back its been pushed back down to where it belongs.

[Hottub]

I LOVE international soccer.

[biggestmexi]

Song is: Social Distortion - Sometimes I Do

SUCK ASS!

[GoFlatOut]

Of course Fez backs the Ellen on Idol thing. So predictable. And he is so wrong yet again. Let's see.... What else will Fez be wrong about today? He'll back Obama's speech 100%. He will pick the Titans tonight. And he will say something about Earl being responsible with the fake loan.

[EliSnow]

I hope I'm done in time to hear today's episode of "Katja In The Barrel!":thumbup:

Excuse me, I now have to report in the Horny thread.

[Baby DEW Year]

I can't believe no one has called in about the Congressman calling Obama a liar.

[EliSnow]

Of course Fez backs the Ellen on Idol thing. So predictable. And he is so wrong yet again. Let's see.... What else will Fez be wrong about today? He'll back Obama's speech 100%. He will pick the Titans tonight. And he will say something about Earl being responsible with the fake loan.

Alright. let's knock off the anti-Fez and anti-ESD trolling right now.

[SP1!]

The one topic that Fez loves to talk about is football


GET DAVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE STUDIO FOR THIS

[TjM]

The one topic that Fez loves to talk about is football


GET DAVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE STUDIO FOR THIS

Don't read huh?

Alright. let's knock off the anti-Fez and anti-ESD trolling right now.

[GoFlatOut]

Alright. let's knock off the anti-Fez and anti-ESD trolling right now.

Do you mean stop expressing one's own opinion? Come on now. You know Donnie Dumphy and Ronnie B would never advocate that type of behavior...

[ANC]

Hi Buddies... :bye:

[GoFlatOut]

Chris Stanley has the best fantasy football team name. Of course.

[EliSnow]

Don't read huh?

Let me be clear on this. It's one thing to have a negative comment about Fez or ESD for something they say on the show. If ESD says that the world is flat, go ahead and comment.

But it's one thing to do that, and then continue on about things not on the show and say that he's a bad father, a drunk, etc.

[EliSnow]

Do you mean stop expressing one's own opinion? Come on now. You know Donnie Dumphy and Ronnie B would never advocate that type of behavior...

Neither of them moderate this board.

[EliSnow]

Charlie Sheen is a complete moron.

[biggestmexi]

Neither of them moderate this board.

FACE!

[SP1!]

Nice to see charlie is just as big of a nutbag as his father, god 9/11 conspiracy people are fucking nuts.

[Hottub]

Do you mean stop expressing one's own opinion? Come on now. You know Donnie Dumphy and Ronnie B would never advocate that type of behavior...

Judgement of the RF.net staff.
They don't post here.

[Baby DEW Year]

Dave is a complete moron.

Oh you can do it but not us!!!!!!:ohmy:

[GoFlatOut]

Neither of them moderate this board.


Good point. Let me change my tune. I am looking forward to Fez talking later about how he has found love, treats everyone around him with respect and is completely honest. And what his cat had to eat this morning. I can't wait as then I will be able to support Fez in his life transformation.

[GoFlatOut]

Nice to see charlie is just as big of a nutbag as his father, god 9/11 conspiracy people are fucking nuts.

True, but he makes fine movies these days. Scary Movie 12 will be a classic.

[epo]

If you are linked to Alex Jones, you are officially batshit insane.

[TjM]

Good point. Let me change my tune. I am looking forward to Fez talking later about how he has found love, treats everyone around him with respect and is completely honest. And what his cat had to eat this morning. I can't wait as then I will be able to support Fez in his life transformation.

Or you could just not be an ass

[yojimbo7248]

I just saw a documentary about Alex Jones sneaking into the Bohemian Grove retreat in N California. He is just as nutty and hilarious as Shirley Phelps. I think he might be a Stephen Colbert-type character.

[SP1!]

If you are linked to Alex Jones, you are officially batshit insane.

He makes Art Bell appear rational, Jones supporters scare the fuck out of me, these are the militia type people that should be kept under just as much watch as any terrorist.

[yojimbo7248]

If you are linked to Alex Jones, you are officially batshit insane.

he is big on Illuminati, Satanic, New World Order conspiracies. he is beyond left/right and is equally anti-Bush as anti-Obama. pure black helicopter, anti-semitic, anti-UN nuttiness.

[EliSnow]

This interview sounds like a circle jerk.

[yojimbo7248]

He makes Art Bell appear rational, Jones supporters scare the fuck out of me, these are the militia type people that should be kept under just as much watch as any terrorist.

he also speaks in this weird Limbaugh, rural accent that makes his lunacy especially annoying.

[Dell]

morning buddays...I joined late...so...is this flex your internet muscle day on the listening thread...

[biggestmexi]

This interview sounds like a circle jerk.

Rhino and TC?

[SP1!]

So even black people join in the craziness, but then if you spend any time around black people you realize they have more conspiracy theories than white folks.

[yojimbo7248]

what's weird with A Jones is he has right and left wing extremist fans. I guess when you go so far out on the lunatic fringe, the two sides come together in a common howling at the moon.

[EliSnow]

Conspiracy nuts like to "prove" their theory not based upon actual facts, but on alleged motives that people have or that they lie in other situations or alleged holes in the evidence on the other side.

[ANC]

9/11 conspiracy theories really fuckin' piss me off.

[yojimbo7248]

Alex Jones snuck into the Bohemian Groves retreat hell-bent on finding Satanic rituals and he found them. the symbol of the retreat is an owl so A Jones pulled some crap out about druids worshipping owls therefore satanic. If you want to believe something, anything counts as evidence.

[EliSnow]

Let me add one other thing to Ron's point. Not only would the fireman and policeman cleaning up the debris have reason to blow the whistle on a conspiracy because they lost their friends, but some of the fireman and policeman died or had health conditions because they cleaned up the mess.

If you realize you're dying because of a conspiracy, you say something.

[EliSnow]

How is the plane landing in an open field evidence it was shot down as opposed to the passengers fighting back?

It's just as likely under either scenario.

[ANC]

Now they come out of the woodwork.. I'm waiting for one of these yahoos to reference this picture:

http://onlineexibit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/911tourist1.jpg

Shitheads.

[GoFlatOut]

Yes Fez. Amateur video of the PA flight getting shot down. Great comment. Nevermind there was no video of the plane itself going down. Fighter planes would have made more noise and been noticed.

Fez is back!

[Hottub]

Wating for FM Jeff to call.:wallbash:

[Baby DEW Year]

Now they come out of the woodwork.. I'm waiting for one of these yahoos to reference this picture:

http://onlineexibit.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/911tourist1.jpg

Shitheads.

I didn't even know Woody Harrelson was there that day!

[Hottub]

I really do hope A.J. calls. I love his answer to these nuts about what happened at The Pentagon.

[yojimbo7248]

If only we had taken out Saddam under first Bush administra...zzzzzzzzz

[EliSnow]

That last caller was an idiot.

A President of one country cannot assasinate another leader when meeting them. By doing that, you put yourself and every other government official's head on a block.

[epo]

Use your fucking AAA.

[yojimbo7248]

ESD should be careful. remember that guy who beheaded and started to eat a random stranger on a bus in Alberta a couple of years ago.

[ANC]

I didn't even know Woody Harrelson was there that day!
:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

3 miles, thats like a whole half hour walk.

Dave really can't talk without screaming.

[Baby DEW Year]

Flare gun!!! Whoooooo!

[epo]

Dave probably forgot to close his applications when he isn't using them. That's the biggest drain on my Blackberry battery.

[A.J.]

I really do hope A.J. calls. I love his answer to these nuts about what happened at The Pentagon.

Shit, I'm sorry I missed it. I was away crashing on an assignment.

[epo]

He didn't know AAA's phone number? Its on the fucking card!

I smell a lie.

[GoFlatOut]

Please someone put ESD on a reality tv show. VH1 would be perfect.

[SP1!]

Sometimes I think dave creates this scenarios to make himself seem interesting, it only makes him look like more of a moron.

And blackberry's arent exactly known for their battery life, if you have it more than a week you know that fucking fact already.

Also Fat Ass tequila is pretty good and their ads are that best

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http://twitpic.com/eov2z

[RhinoinMN]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/Picture26.jpg

[Freakshow]

Listening threads ain't what they used to be, huh?

[RhinoinMN]

Listening threads ain't what they used to be, huh?

I blame the bomb shelter.

[Baby DEW Year]

Listening threads ain't what they used to be, huh?

I blame the bomb shelter.

I blame Eli...everyone is afraid to post!

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,im here to get this bitch movin

walker gets it in the can

[Freakshow]

reminds me of the batman boner that people dug up...

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/batman%20boner.gif

[SP1!]

Listening threads ain't what they used to be, huh?

I blame the people that get all bent out of shape when people are called out for idiotic shit they say on the show, now they just quit posting now because they refuse to acknowledge the idiocy has run its course.

[disneyspy]

rhino sounds like walker

[RhinoinMN]

rhino sounds like walker

Are you saying that I'm gay?

[EliSnow]

I blame Eli...everyone is afraid to post!

Good.


Seriously, if I had to choose between a 23 page filled with trollish posts and the Fez-ESD fight happening here, or 9 pages of comments on other things, I'll go with the latter.

Eventually, everyone will figure out what to do , and we'll be fine.

[disneyspy]

Are you saying that I'm gay?

well you do have over a THOUSAND POSTS IN THE GAYEST THREAD EVER

[EliSnow]

I hate Bruer's "Jackpot" ad. Ridiculous.

[RhinoinMN]

I blame Eli...everyone is afraid to post!

Eli is not to be feared unless you want to act like an asshat.

[Farthammer]

The Galifianakis Absolut shorts make me laugh SOOO FREAKING HARD.

[briarhawk]

Isn't the pizza new and different because there's a ring of cheese on top of outside edge, not one inside (which would be a stuffed crust, something they've already done and therefore not new).

why would someone offer forth an explanation of something when really they dont know what it's about?

[JerseyRich]

RonFez.net....

Now with a ring of cheese!

JACKPOT!

[Freakshow]

I hate Bruer's "Jackpot" ad. Ridiculous.

Redonkulous?


Speaking of commericials--they are going to force Gruden to say Redonkulous on MNF now?

[JerseyRich]

Isn't the pizza new and different because there's a ring of cheese on top of outside edge, not one inside (which would be a stuffed crust, something they've already done and therefore not new).

why would someone offer forth an explanation of something when really they dont know what it's about?

You know what show you're listening to, right?

[A.J.]

Ron is speaking the truth about pizza. I have the pizza deficiency to prove it.

[Baby DEW Year]

RonFez.net....

Now with a ring of cheese!JACKPOT!

Under your foreskin?

[briarhawk]

You know what show you're listening to, right?


I know, I know, add mic, instant expert...

[Freakshow]

I'm sticking with Bourdain on the Deep Dish thing. He said it tastes good and he likes it, he's just not going to call it pizza.

[briarhawk]

dammnit my Pedo Clusters didnt have the surprise toy in the bottom.
:-(

[Dell]

You know what show you're listening to, right?

careful...that can be interpreted as a negative comment about the show...

[disneyspy]

good thing the founding forefathers didnt have the laws we do know,all of them would have been labled as kid touchers

[yojimbo7248]

Fez makes a good point. Why not just make kid touching a life sentence? We are making them serve a life sentence anyway.



I love how that feels "Fez has a good point""I agree with Fez".

[ANC]

The best pizza:

http://nycgo.com/uploadedImages/devnycvisitcom/venue/Deninos_460x285.jpg

[EliSnow]

Is ESD getting Chicago style pizza confused with Silician pizza? He makes negative comments about Chicago pizza for not being round, but I'm fairly certain that chicago style pizza is round too.

[Dell]

The best pizza:

http://nycgo.com/uploadedImages/devnycvisitcom/venue/Deninos_460x285.jpg

that requires an address...

[briarhawk]

careful...that can be interpreted as a negative comment about the show...


W.W.HTG.D?

[Farthammer]

Chicago pizza is round but digusting just the same.

[yojimbo7248]

good thing the founding forefathers didnt have the laws we do know,all of them would have been labled as kid touchers

blasphemy! you clearly aren't a Patriot, sir. Our Founding Fathers were Jesus-loving, upstanding men of God who created this nation to be Christian

[disneyspy]

blasphemy! you clearly aren't a Patriot, sir. Our Founding Fathers were Jesus-loving, upstanding men of God who created this nation to be Christian

and kid touchers

[Dell]

blasphemy! you clearly aren't a Patriot, sir. Our Founding Fathers were Jesus-loving, upstanding men of God who created this nation to be Christian

and married females at an age that would now be illegal...

[ANC]

that requires an address...

524 Port Richmond Avenue, Staten Island, NY

[JerseyRich]

Is ESD getting Chicago style pizza confused with Silician pizza? He makes negative comments about Chicago pizza for not being round, but I'm fairly certain that chicago style pizza is round too.

Wait a minute! Dave is confused about something?!

[EliSnow]

careful...that can be interpreted as a negative comment about the show...

I believe I was fairly clear that you can have negative comments about what happens on the show. There is a line between that, and a lot of the trolling that goes on re: ESD or Fez.

[Freakshow]

they need to mention 202 friends on air. I want my show-related twitter to reach 1000 followers today.

[SP1!]

15 is legal age in a lot of states so dont lump this all on georgia

[EliSnow]

Wait a minute! Dave is confused about something?!

It's not suprising -- I just wasn't sure his comment was off. I've only seen chicago style pizza at Uno's or on the Food Network. I wasn't sure that if it's usually served in square or circular form.

[disneyspy]

they need to mention 202 friends on air. I want my show-related twitter to reach 1000 followers today.

they are,theyre talkin about kid touchers,
FACT:all tweeters are kid touchers,FACT

[Freakshow]

blasphemy! you clearly aren't a Patriot, sir. Our Founding Fathers were Jesus-loving, upstanding men of God who created this nation to be Christian

and kid touchers

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

[yojimbo7248]

I love caller talking about themselves "I have a 'friend' who took pictures of an underaged girl..."

Ron is right. Americans are so messed up about anything having to do with sex. without a doubt, Europeans have a healthier attitude.

[SP1!]

they are,theyre talkin about kid touchers,
FACT:all tweeters are kid touchers,FACT

I can believe that, tweeters seem like dysfunctional individuals

[Dell]

I love caller talking about themselves "I have a 'friend' who took pictures of an underaged girl..."

Ron is right. Americans are so messed up about anything having to do with sex. without a doubt, Europeans have a healthier attitude.

Our puritan origins were strong...

[briarhawk]

I think pedo's prefer "Honey Bunches of Oh's" instead of Pedo Clusters...

[briarhawk]

Hmm....did Ron purposely bring up Pedo Clusters, then Fez's group date...or am I imaging his machinations?

[Baby DEW Year]

Group of 4 = Cluster????

[SP1!]

I love caller talking about themselves "I have a 'friend' who took pictures of an underaged girl..."

Ron is right. Americans are so messed up about anything having to do with sex. without a doubt, Europeans have a healthier attitude.

Obviously you have never seen german porn, didnt they mention on the show one time that some european zoos have sex night that allowed people to have sex with animals?

Im not really sure they have a healthy attitude, maybe a little freer but definitely not healthy.

[Dell]

these little "male" slip-ups...quickly corrected with the omission of "male" when referring to Fez's secret...ugh...way overplayed...

[yojimbo7248]

Obviously you have never seen german porn, didnt they mention on the show one time that some european zoos have sex night that allowed people to have sex with animals?

Im not really sure they have a healthy attitude, maybe a little freer but definitely not healthy.

ha, yes, well let's leave the Germans out of this. I was thinking more French or Italian.

[~Katja~]

Obviously you have never seen german porn, didnt they mention on the show one time that some european zoos have sex night that allowed people to have sex with animals?

Im not really sure they have a healthy attitude, maybe a little freer but definitely not healthy.

way to check your facts

[disneyspy]

that site musta got bombed,cant connect to it

[EliSnow]

Obviously you have never seen german porn, didnt they mention on the show one time that some european zoos have sex night that allowed people to have sex with animals?

Im not really sure they have a healthy attitude, maybe a little freer but definitely not healthy.

I can't imagine that any zoos, especially in Europe, could do that legally or publicly. Maybe some employees did that and they got caught. But that doesn't mean that all Europeans feel that way.

[Freakshow]

ha, yes, well let's leave the Germans out of this. I was thinking more French or Italian.

two countries known for the cleanliness, for sure...


All I can say is 'slippery slope!'

[SP1!]

ha, yes, well let's leave the Germans out of this. I was thinking more French or Italian.

Ughh women that dont shave, I cant even imagine a hairy woman being sexy.

I broke up with an intalian chick just because she was too hairy, I guess I hate having to pick my teeth while going down on a girl.

[yojimbo7248]

two countries known for the cleanliness, for sure...


All I can say is 'slippery slope!'

to each his own. I find some body hair and faint smell of BO a turn on.

[yojimbo7248]

what is vitaligo?

[yojimbo7248]

I ended up marrying a Brit. hygiene not a problem. teeth a bit of a challenge. feel like I am kissing Austin Powers.

[SP1!]

I can't imagine that any zoos, especially in Europe, could do that legally or publicly. Maybe some employees did that and they got caught. But that doesn't mean that all Europeans feel that way.

I just heard it on the show and accepted it as fact, ISNT THAT WHAT EVERYONE DOES?!?!?


I really didnt care after I heard it, just found it disgusting that any place would allow that kind of sex but then again up until that guy got fucked to death by a horse it was legal in washington state.

[Dell]

what is vitaligo?

http://www.vitiligoskindisorder.com/fez-whatley-and-vitiligo/

[disneyspy]

it took me 3 tries before i could get on the vitalgoguide,famous people still loading,site is gettin pounded

[yojimbo7248]

I can't imagine that any zoos, especially in Europe, could do that legally or publicly. Maybe some employees did that and they got caught. But that doesn't mean that all Europeans feel that way.

Alex Jones was mentioning these zoos the other day. Yet one more reason why Europeans are commie pagans.

[briarhawk]

Alex Jones was mentioning these zoos the other day. Yet one more reason why Europeans are commie pagans.

Yea but they are damn tasty when you grill them with rosemary

[Dell]

it took me 3 tries before i could get on the vitalgoguide,famous people still loading,site is gettin pounded

found three sites with vitiligo connected to Fez...weird...

[EliSnow]

I had some football teammates who were white and head vitiligo. They had white spots in their hair, and one had that spot on his eyelashes.

[SP1!]

Alex Jones was mentioning these zoos the other day. Yet one more reason why Europeans are commie pagans.

Oh alex jones was the reference point? Then never mind it must be horse shit.

But now I know waaaaaaaaaaaay too much about bestiality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoosexuality_and_the_law#National_laws)laws in the world, apparently they looked at homosexuality and bestiality as unnatural sex acts so when they made homosexuality legal it inadvertently made bestiality legal.

[Dell]

wasn't it Uncle Fester...Festus was from Gun Smoke...

[disneyspy]

wasn't it Uncle Fester...Festus was from Gun Smoke...

when uncle fezter farted
we all became retarded
the ron and fez family (snap snap)

[~Katja~]

http://www.vitiligoskindisorder.com/fez-whatley-and-vitiligo/
all it's missing is his SS#

[disneyspy]

all it's missing is his SS#

i always thought he was 3 months older than me,it hurts knowin hes 9 months younger

[Dell]

i always thought he was 3 months older than me,it hurts knowin hes 9 months younger

yeah right...you're younger...

[briarhawk]

Funny how miserable I am at this game, and yet I do great at identifying celebrity voices.

[disneyspy]

this is artreyu

[Dell]

Funny how miserable I am at this game, and yet I do great at identifying celebrity voices.

How popular is metal music among the fans of this show...doesn't seem that good of a match to me...

[disneyspy]

ratt home of the holy

[Warren Peace]

sounds like George Lynch playing guitar.

[briarhawk]

How popular is metal music among the fans of this show...doesn't seem that good of a match to me...

you make a good point.

[TjM]

ratt home of the holy

RATT recorded no such song

[disneyspy]

RATT recorded no such song

i was hopin someone readin the board would say it

like rhino

[Dell]

damn I must be older than I thought...time for some Osteo Bi-Flex and a trip to the driving range...later buddays...

[EliSnow]

I don't think I've ever gotten an answer right on this game. I have gotten the band right once or twice, but never band and song.

And it doesn't bother me in the least.

[disneyspy]

damn I must be older than I thought...time for some Osteo Bi-Flex and a trip to the driving range...later buddays...

i take one asprin before hittin the range

[Furtherman]

It does sound a little like Queensryche.. or however you spelled that awful band.

[ANC]

Awww I missed Raise The Fist of the Metal Child...

Apparantly my son had to show me a magic trick..

[EliSnow]

So Z-man got a "worm" and he's gone down for a week?

[TjM]

Awww I missed Raise The Fist of the Metal Child...

Apparantly my son had to show me a magic trick..

Made your bank account disappear huh

[bobrobot]

So Z-man got a "worm" and he's gone down for a week?

tapeworm!

http://frugalyankee.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mammal-tapeworm-by-d-kunkel1.jpg

[briarhawk]

It does sound a little like Queensryche.. or however you spelled that awful band.

g-a-r-b-a-g-e

[ANC]

Made your bank account disappear huh

:laugh:

Nah he made 16 oz. of Guldens appear in his diaper.

[EliSnow]

tapeworm!

http://frugalyankee.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mammal-tapeworm-by-d-kunkel1.jpg

Bobo!

[bobrobot]

Bobo!

Hi Eli!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboPapalSalute.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Let the Fabreeze and Drew Brees jokes start, if Drew gets off to a bad start.

[ANC]

Fez has Spyware..

[Servo]

Sounds like a pop-up ad, Fezzie.

[briarhawk]

yeah Ive never ran into that problem with Google, but I have virus protection.


Sounds like we've figured out how his credit information is getting out...

[Furtherman]

I think Fez's computer is hacked. I never heard of google doing that.

[Hottub]

It's adware. Run a check every now and again, budday.

[VaCutie]

Virgina big football team!
Love my skins!!

[EliSnow]

A cupcake place with a liquor license? Wow.

[Servo]

I wish I was young and playin' baseball.

[ShowerBench]

Let me be clear on this. It's one thing to have a negative comment about Fez or ESD for something they say on the show. If ESD says that the world is flat, go ahead and comment.

But it's one thing to do that, and then continue on about things not on the show and say that he's a bad father, a drunk, etc.

But isn't Dave's drinking is a frequent show topic and didn't Ron said Dave was John Gossling yesterday?

[EliSnow]

But isn't Dave's drinking is a frequent show topic and didn't Ron said Dave was John Gossling yesterday?

So if it comes up often, bring it up when it comes up. But if you're going to bring it up when it has nothing to do with the show, along with other shit, it's clear that all you are doing is just engaging in troll behavior.

[Servo]

From wiki:
The show's opening theme song is about Andy and his decision to settle down in Cincinnati; in the episode "The Creation of Venus", Andy echoes the opening theme lyrics in talking about his past ("Got kinda tired of packing and unpacking, town to town, up and down the dial").

[SP1!]

It's adware. Run a check every now and again, budday.

Someone in NY please tell fez you will come over and fix his computer, he has a bad spyware/malware trojan that is taking his machine, most likely he got it from downloading some questionable software or some idiotic tool that was supposed to make his computer faster.

[ShowerBench]

So if it comes up often, bring it up when it comes up. But if you're going to bring it up when it has nothing to do with the show, along with other shit, it's clear that all you are doing is just engaging in troll behavior.

I ask this with all due respect, but aren't callbacks involving producers' known weaknesses and idiosyncrasies a big part of what we've always done here? I.e., relentless reference to Earl's grandmother, solitude, lack of sex, Febreeze fainting, etc. - all things he might be sensitive and offended about. There was never any prohibition of jokes about those or other criticism including people demanding on a daily basis that Earl be fired.

And doesn't it become especially difficult to curb those jokes and criticisms when the person in question is known for being crazy and clownish on the show?

[Baby DEW Year]

I ask this with all due respect, but aren't callbacks involving producers' known weaknesses and idiosyncrasies a big part of what we've always done here? I.e., relentless reference to Earl's grandmother, solitude, lack of sex, Febreeze fainting, etc. - all things he might be sensitive and offended about. There was never any prohibition of jokes about those or other criticism including people demanding on a daily basis that Earl be fired.

And doesn't it become especially difficult to curb those jokes and criticisms when the person in question is known for being crazy and clownish on the show?

Those were the good old days...before "the Plan":wink:

[EliSnow]

I ask this with all due respect, but aren't callbacks involving producers' known weaknesses and idiosyncrasies a big part of what we've always done here? I.e., relentless reference to Earl's grandmother, solitude, lack of sex, Febreeze fainting, etc. - all things he might be sensitive and offended about. There was never any prohibition of jokes about those or other criticism including people demanding on a daily basis that Earl be fired.

And doesn't it become especially difficult to curb those jokes and criticisms when the person in question is known for being crazy and clownish on the show?

What is being done is not a "callback" or other things we do. A callback refers to one thing. A callback isn't "ESD is such a lowly human being because he eats shit, is ungrateful, drunk and henpecked husband."

And it won't be difficult for me to curb this type of shit, because most of the people here don't engage in the trollish behavior. Only a handfull cross the line and it's obvious to everyone. .

Again, if he's clownish during a show, go ahead and comment. But that doesn't give you license to bring up every negative thing under the sun. It's like commenting on other people's post. You can say that someone's idea/post doesn't make sense, but when you call them names in an obvious hostile air, that's not welcome.

[ShowerBench]

What is being done is not a "callback" or other things we do. A callback refers to one thing. A callback isn't "ESD is such a lowly human being because he eats shit, is ungrateful, drunk and henpecked husband."

What if it's something like, "I can't believe that shit-eating drunk and nearly-homeless John Gossling pulled off another siren series win"?

[Furtherman]

I ask this with all due respect

No, you don't. You ask this with all the tact of a child who is told to stay in one room but keeps putting his foot in the other and whines, "But Mommmm, I'm not in the other room!"

[SP1!]

I left the bedroom because of snoring and because I need to wake up earlier than her

[Dell]

back from the range...and back to the future...more flexing...

from my observation...if posts are vindictive or annoying (endless praise or psychoanalysis of a radio "character")...the mods call it out and ask you to quit...if you're not doing that...they leave you alone...(there are a few exceptions...)

[EliSnow]

What if it's something like, "I can't believe that shit-eating drunk and nearly-homeless John Gossling pulled off another siren series win"?

This is exactly what I'm talking about. And it was obvious from my post.

[bobrobot]

http://www.principalspage.com/theblog/wp-content/uploads//2007/12/cat-smoking.jpg

[EliSnow]

back from the range...and back to the future...more flexing...

from my observation...if posts are vindictive or annoying (endless praise or psychoanalysis of a radio "character")...the mods call it out and ask you to quit...if you're not doing that...they leave you alone...(there are a few exceptions...)

Yes, that's pretty much it.

[ShowerBench]

No, you don't. You ask this with all the tact of a child who is told to stay in one room but keeps putting his foot in the other and whines, "But Mommmm, I'm not in the other room!"

No, I respect the mods and that this is their board. It would be disrespectful to assume they would not want to answer a question that might be difficult to answer.

[bobrobot]

George got stabbed!

[bobrobot]

Beat the Meatles

[ShowerBench]

back from the range...and back to the future...more flexing...

from my observation...if posts are vindictive or annoying (endless praise or psychoanalysis of a radio "character")...the mods call it out and ask you to quit...if you're not doing that...they leave you alone...(there are a few exceptions...)

There were a lot of extremely negative and angry posts about Earl, often calling for his termination. For the record, I thought they were fine.

[EliSnow]

And it's Gosselin.

[disneyspy]

with all due respect and i say this with all due respect,shower bench wishes fez would sit on him

[EliSnow]

No, I respect the mods and that this is their board. It would be disrespectful to assume they would not want to answer a question that might be difficult to answer.

Enough. The question isn't difficult to answer, and we've answered it repeatedly. If you don't think that you can follow it, then you probably should post elsewhere.

[ShowerBench]

This is exactly what I'm talking about. And it was obvious from my post.

I rarely violate those new rules, but I see that kind of device implemented in a post all the time and have no idea what's wrong with it.

[RhinoinMN]

Is everything ok in here?


You spoke too soon, Eli.

[bobrobot]

And it's Gosselin.

Nice callback!!!

[EliSnow]

There were a lot of extremely negative and angry posts about Earl, often calling for his termination. For the record, I thought they were fine.

If you think we're doing things differently than done before, maybe we are. Regardless, we can do so as long as we give warning, which we have done.

[Dell]

There were a lot of extremely negative and angry posts about Earl, often calling for his termination. For the record, I thought they were fine.

and thus the phrase "there are exceptions"...

perfection...while an admirable goal...is a frustrating bitch to achieve...

[EliSnow]

I rarely violate those new rules, but I see that kind of device implemented in a post all the time and have no idea what's wrong with it.

You've been told that we're not permitting it and why, repeatedlly.

[RhinoinMN]

Good.


Seriously, if I had to choose between a 23 page filled with trollish posts and the Fez-ESD fight happening here, or 9 pages of comments on other things, I'll go with the latter.

Eventually, everyone will figure out what to do , and we'll be fine.

See what you did, Eli?

[ShowerBench]

If you think we're doing things differently than done before, maybe we are. Regardless, we can do so as long as we give warning, which we have done.

I agree. I just wasn't clear on whether it was a double standard enacted for Dave that was not in place for former producers, if it applies to any future producer and/or staffer, and why it was not enacted when one of the hosts was a target, only after the producer became one.

I think a policy of coddling a producer for a show that has included a theme of producer criticism and ballbusting since its inception is strange and no fun.

[Furtherman]

I'm not on your lawn, I'm on the sidewalk... public property!

[ShowerBench]

and thus the phrase "there are exceptions"...

perfection...while an admirable goal...is a frustrating bitch to achieve...

Not really. "Producers are fair game" is easier than posters having to parse their jokes and comments.

[Dell]

I'm not on your lawn, I'm on the sidewalk... public property!

:laugh:...got this one pegged...

[schabadoo]

Wow, this thread is, uh, difficult.

I can say that?

[ShowerBench]

You don't eat when you're dead? Ask Earl's grandmother and Stalin.

[EliSnow]

I agree. I just wasn't clear on whether it was a double standard enacted for Dave that was not in place for former producers, if it applies to any future producer and/or staffer, and why it was not enacted when one of the hosts was a target, only after the producer became one.

I think a policy of coddling a producer for a show that has included a theme of producer criticism and ballbusting since its inception is strange and no fun.

It's not just for ESD. Earlier I warned another poster about doing the same thing with regard to Fez. Get your head out of your ass.

This is the rule. If you think you will have a problem following this, go elsewhere.

And I'm done explaining it to you.

[ShowerBench]

It's not just for ESD. Earlier I warned another poster about doing the same thing with regard to Fez. Get your head out of your ass.

This is the rule. If you think you will have a problem following this, go elsewhere.

And I'm done explaining it to you.

I never thought prohibiting negative comments about a host was anything but appropriate. I was only talking about a double standard involving ESD vs other producers/staffers.

[EliSnow]

I never thought prohibiting negative comments about a host was anything but appropriate. I was only talking about a double standard involving ESD vs other producers/staffers.

If you start doing the same thing to Chris Stanley, you'll get banned too.

As I said before, this is the rule now. There is no double standard. Get over it.

[EliSnow]

See what you did, Eli?

I do, and I expected it. But once we get past this shit, we'll be fine.

[ShowerBench]

"Some of us at ronfez.net are personal friends with Dave and therefore we have established a few exceptions to the posting rules to protect him that were not in place for anyone before, including Fez. We extended them to Fez and Tanley also because we wanted to ensure they would be in place for Dave."

I could be way off. But, again it's your board, so nobody is going to say you didn't have the right to adopt the above position.

[RhinoinMN]

I do, and I expected it. But once we get past this shit, we'll be fine.

You don't get paid enough.

[paulisded]

I agree. I just wasn't clear on whether it was a double standard enacted for Dave that was not in place for former producers, if it applies to any future producer and/or staffer, and why it was not enacted when one of the hosts was a target, only after the producer became one.

I think a policy of coddling a producer for a show that has included a theme of producer criticism and ballbusting since its inception is strange and no fun.

Are you still rattling on about your one and only non-point?

[Dell]

You don't get paid enough.

nothing is not enough?...I say we triple his pay...

[red_red_red]

Are you still rattling on about your one and only non-point?
http://joanharvest.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fatfreepersmwebcp5.jpg

[ShowerBench]

Are you still rattling on about your one and only non-point?

someone else brought it up

[disneyspy]

Are you still rattling on about your one and only non-point?

shes been at it all day,i think she wants to ruin the listening thread cuz she doesnt post about whats going on in the show just stoopid chick on the rag shit

later buddays

c'ya!

[Dell]

good day buddays...it was fun listening with you...well...most of you...:bye:

[ShowerBench]

Fez KILLED today

[mikeyboy]

"Some of us at ronfez.net are personal friends with Dave and therefore we have established a few exceptions to the posting rules to protect him that were not in place for anyone before, including Fez. We extended them to Fez and Tanley also because we wanted to ensure they would be in place for Dave."

I could be way off. But, again it's your board, so nobody is going to say you didn't have the right to adopt the above position.

Wow. Seriously. Give it a rest. As you might have noticed, there has been lots of animosity on this board recently towards Fez and Dave over the last few months. It made it a not very fun place to hang it out, and negative as fuck. Lots of good posters left and the show itself distanced itself from the board. If the staff decides to rein it in now as it applies to all members of the show, they are entitled to do it. I know you get it. Stop acting like you're some kind of victim.

[ShowerBench]

http://joanharvest.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fatfreepersmwebcp5.jpg

Not a freeptard

[EliSnow]

He's a victim of genetics.

[Drunky McBetidont]

time to eat some ass.

[disneyspy]

He's a victim of genetics.

no way sb is a he

[Dell]

no way sb is a he

I trust spy's gender radar...with the exception of that one hooker...

[disneyspy]

I trust spy's gender radar...with the exception of that one hooker...

i used to drink alot

[ShowerBench]

Wow. Seriously. Give it a rest. As you might have noticed, there has been lots of animosity on this board recently towards Fez and Dave over the last few months. It made it a not very fun place to hang it out, and negative as fuck. Lots of good posters left and the show itself distanced itself from the board. If the staff decides to rein it in now as it applies to all members of the show, they are entitled to do it. I know you get it. Stop acting like you're some kind of victim.

I know they're entitled but it's obvious when and why it happened and despite that they aren't forthcoming about the when's and the why's, it proves Fez's initial point. That's all I've been getting at.

It's a Dave board more than a Ron and Fez board now - your exit and the subsequent new rules underscore that - and it's lame.

[RhinoinMN]

I trust spy's gender radar...with the exception of that one hooker...

Bullshit. That ass said I sounded like walker today.

[EliSnow]

I know they're entitled but it's obvious when and why it happened and despite that they aren't forthcoming about the when's and the why's, it proves Fez's initial point. That's all I've been getting at.

It's a Dave board more than a Ron and Fez board now - your exit and the subsequent new rules underscore that - and it's lame.

Absolute fucking bullshit. I've banned more anti-Fez posters than anti-ESD. The fact that you are still here shows that it's not a Dave board. If it was, you'd be gone.

The rules are there for Fez, Ron, ESD and others.

Again, if you have a problem with it, leave.

And mikeyboy's exit had more to do with dealing with asshole posters than ti's become a "Dave board."

[paulisded]

I know they're entitled but it's obvious when and why it happened and despite that they aren't forthcoming about the when's and the why's, it proves Fez's initial point. That's all I've been getting at.

It's a Dave board more than a Ron and Fez board now - your exit and the subsequent new rules underscore that - and it's lame.

In your eyes everything "proves" Fez's point, but in reality it only ever proves that you're a bore.

[lleeder]

Wow. Seriously. Give it a rest. As you might have noticed, there has been lots of animosity on this board recently towards Fez and Dave over the last few months. It made it a not very fun place to hang it out, and negative as fuck. Lots of good posters left and the show itself distanced itself from the board. If the staff decides to rein it in now as it applies to all members of the show, they are entitled to do it. I know you get it. Stop acting like you're some kind of victim.

is that why matty left?

[mikeyboy]

is that why matty left?

Matty left because I banned him, but he never returned after his ban was up.

[lleeder]

And mikeyboy's exit had more to do with dealing with asshole posters than ti's become a "Dave board."

http://www.openentrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ti-011409.jpg

He has?

[disneyspy]

Bullshit. That ass said I sounded like walker today.

only when hes not bein gay walker and heres one i like

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/hangin-watchin-widespread-panic-video-featuri

ngmikeyboy

[lleeder]

Matty left because I banned him, but he never returned after his ban was up.

literal mikeyboy, noice!!!!:thumbup:

[hydee]

Nice to see charlie is just as big of a nutbag as his father, god 9/11 conspiracy people are fucking nuts.

Not for nothing, but I do believe they allowed what happen to happen. They knew months ahead that things were being planned. Clinton's people left them with reports detailing planes being taken. Also Carl Rove and Dick Cheney wrote a report together I believe while Dick was supposed to be finding a VP for Bush detailing how Bush could get into Iraq. The report was almost word for word of what happened on 9/11.

Bush has tremendous daddy issues that he thought that he could squash by going into Iraq to revenge the attempt on his father. Also if Bush and his crew would have given a shit about justice we would have attached the Saudis considering that is where the majority of the high jackers came from I think it was 15 out of the 20. However Bush couldn't do that because him and his father and Dick Cheney are buddies with the Saudis, they have official rooms in palaces over there. One of the guys is so close the the Bush's that they call him Bendar Bush for crying out loud.

The Iraq war has nothing to do with 9/11 it wasn't about justice for those people that died in the towers or the people that died in Washington or PA, this war was a Shakespearean revenge scheme that was planned and started by a couple of dumb asses that didn't plan or want an end game and left it for the next guy to clean up.

I truly hate them for what they did to the US. I hate them even more because of the Patriot Act, considering that is why I left the US to begin with, and I hate them for making the US look like dummies. Our reputation with the rest of the world was fairly solid before Bush and Cheney got loose. Sure there were people that hated us but nothing like it is now.

Anyways, sorry for answering this post very late in the day I just really wanted to vent about all of this.

[ShowerBench]

Absolute fucking bullshit. I've banned more anti-Fez posters than anti-ESD. The fact that you are still here shows that it's not a Dave board. If it was, you'd be gone.

The rules are there for Fez, Ron, ESD and others.

Again, if you have a problem with it, leave.

And mikeyboy's exit had more to do with dealing with asshole posters than ti's become a "Dave board."

Only talking about motive and chronology. I've flown within the new parameters set for Dave so haven't qualified for banning. I didn't say the mods didn't evaluate fairly.

[EliSnow]

Only talking about motive and chronology. I've flown within the new parameters set for Dave so haven't qualified for banning. I didn't say the mods didn't evaluate fairly.

Again, it's not the parameters set for Dave, and you've barely done so. The motive and chronology are also bullshit. We are doing this because of the backlash against both Fez and ESD on this board. There was backlash against ESD for awhile that was let go. But the Fezzie stuff really tipped it. So you are full of shit if you think your motive and chronology are accurate.

And the whole time, you've asked the same questions and had the same point despite repeated answers. Enough.

[boonanas]

Only talking about motive and chronology. I've flown within the new parameters set for Dave so haven't qualified for banning. I didn't say the mods didn't evaluate fairly.

It's a fucking message board get over it.

[Dell]

only when hes not bein gay walker and heres one i like

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/hangin-watchin-widespread-panic-video-featuri

ngmikeyboy

one person in that video...looks like they feel as out of place as a turd in a punchbowl...

[ShowerBench]

Again, it's not the parameters set for Dave, and you've barely done so. The motive and chronology are also bullshit. We are doing this because of the backlash against both Fez and ESD on this board. There was backlash against ESD for awhile that was let go. But the Fezzie stuff really tipped it. So you are full of shit if you think your motive and chronology are accurate.

And the whole time, you've asked the same questions and had the same point despite repeated answers. Enough.

There's plausible deniability, but short on the plausible.

[ShowerBench]

It's a fucking message board get over it.

I can't. It is, or was, the Ron and Fez message board.

[EliSnow]

There's plausible deniability, but short on the plausible.

I don't give a shit what you think. Follow the rules, and stop the bullshit.

[Dell]

Again, it's not the parameters set for Dave, and you've barely done so. The motive and chronology are also bullshit. We are doing this because of the backlash against both Fez and ESD on this board. There was backlash against ESD for awhile that was let go. But the Fezzie stuff really tipped it. So you are full of shit if you think your motive and chronology are accurate.

And the whole time, you've asked the same questions and had the same point despite repeated answers. Enough.

you may want to try the "rubber and glue" argument...that may be at the appropriate level...

[ShowerBench]

I don't give a shit what you think. Follow the rules, and stop the bullshit.

I will. Just sayin.

[Cranky Guy]

Again, it's not the parameters set for Dave, and you've barely done so. The motive and chronology are also bullshit. We are doing this because of the backlash against both Fez and ESD on this board. There was backlash against ESD for awhile that was let go. But the Fezzie stuff really tipped it. So you are full of shit if you think your motive and chronology are accurate.

And the whole time, you've asked the same questions and had the same point despite repeated answers. Enough.

Repetition of facts, is teaching by definition. Just saying.

[EliSnow]

Repetition of facts, is teaching by definition. Just saying.

But it's not the definition of moderating. Thanks for the fun fact though.

[Lady Resin]

But it's not the definition of moderating. Thanks for the fun fact though.

Wow, just wow. I've been reading all of the shit you are posting. But your are really out of hand. Get the point and move on. There are other forums to particpate in. Your dribble is getting old.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm still in shock over mikeyboy's statement to Ron and the staff of the show that he'd "rather shit in their faces than join a fantasy football league with them."