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sr71blackbird
09-11-2009, 03:35 AM
There is a guy in my office that is referred to as "stink boy". He seems to douse himself is cologne. Its a heavy repulsive stink. Is it bad taste to mention it, or just hope he figures it out? Should I toss a match on him?

west milly Tom
09-11-2009, 03:40 AM
Try this it always works in my trade: hey guy, enough with the cologne. You stink.

60% of the time it works every time

Devo37
09-11-2009, 03:49 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/kramer.jpg

You Stink!

biggestmexi
09-11-2009, 04:25 AM
fuck Off!

TheMojoPin
09-11-2009, 04:29 AM
Maybe he douses himself in cologne to douse the foul stench coming from the rest of you.

Boogie in Va
09-11-2009, 05:02 AM
He knows that he smells like a wet dog

biggirl
09-11-2009, 05:23 AM
Tell him you have asthma and the cologne he wears aggravates it. Or tell HR, and they can take care of it.

RhinoinMN
09-11-2009, 05:30 AM
Tell him/her that they smell like beef jerky or something that smells good to eat, but isn't pleasant on a person.

sr71blackbird
09-11-2009, 05:35 AM
I thinks he tries to mask body odor with it. Its the kind of stink that makes your eyebrows flutter.

Patient zer0
09-11-2009, 05:38 AM
There is a guy at our work that stinks like b.o constantly. We confronted him straight up and told him to fix his shit. And handed him a deoderant stick.

Pc? No, h.r compliant? No.
Fuck him

instrument
09-11-2009, 05:56 AM
Anything to rid himself of the wet dog smell?

Just email him from a made up account.

RhinoinMN
09-11-2009, 05:58 AM
Anything to rid himself of the wet dog smell?

Just email him from a made up account.

That is actually a good idea.

A.J.
09-11-2009, 05:59 AM
Use sign language.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/10/104166/03_2008/womanholdingnose.jpg

Dude!
09-11-2009, 06:41 AM
kill two birds with one stone:

send him to Thebazile78's garage
for the weekend

CountryBob
09-11-2009, 07:18 AM
I worked at a car dealership with a mechanic that didnt use deodorant or cologne for religious reasons. He reeked of sweaty BO everyday and during the summer, his odor could strip the paint off of a car.

No one had the balls to confront him about it so I did. He told me his religious beliefs required him to not use deo or cologne and I asked him what did that have to do with believing in God? I backed off until the Christmas party where people brought a gift for the name of teh employee that they had picked out of a hat. Even though I didnt get his name I brought an extra present with his name on it - a 24 pack of Irish Spring. Everybody stopped and the room became totally quiet when he opened that gift. It was awesome. He just acted like nothing happened but he started smelling better almost immediately.

SatCam
09-11-2009, 11:36 AM
There is this guy I work with who used to smell like cat piss x 100 on a regular basis so my boss sat him down and told him straight up to go home and take a shower. Now he comes in smelling like he took a bath in cologne and when ever he comes into our office we get up and leave because the strength of his scent is unbearable. But be happy he smells like cologne and not what he's trying to cover up

JPMNICK
09-11-2009, 11:49 AM
Move him into TheBazile78's garage and she can fix it for you

Whitey
09-11-2009, 11:57 AM
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.28219346.jpg




Just put a sign on his desk .

King Hippos Bandaid
09-11-2009, 12:07 PM
look in the mirror and come to grips with it


thats what I do

monkfish
09-11-2009, 12:14 PM
Is he dirka dirka?

vjr97
09-11-2009, 01:54 PM
the supervisors in your job should be in charge of telling the offender.if not just leave him a cruel note stating he fucking smells like shit-dont hold back.kindness has gotten his nasty self this far.:flush:

still looking for mushrooms