Best thing a crazy person has ever said to you

[realmenhatelife]

We all meet crazy people, who then say crazy things. What is the best thing you have ever heard a crazy person say?

I was coming down a train platform and this woman who looked like Patti Smith comments on my tattoo. After I say thanks she says "My dad is Steven Tyler, he's going to whoop him a N (word) good."


Inspired by a retarded woman who sits in front of the bank I live next to and yells "Hi, how are you doing?" at literally every person she shes, constantly, for like 10 hours a day. She brings a lunch, yesterday she was sitting in the rain with an umbrella doing it.

[Dougie Brootal]

''i love you''

[Marc with a c]

there was a homeless guy that lived/worked at the bronxville train station while i was in high school, his name was curtis and he was always saying to people "if you give me a quarter i'll do a flip." i miss him.

[paracetamol flanders]

My wife and I were waiting in line outside a Portland Hyatt to try out for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and a corpulent nutbar appeared before us, chanting "Where's Regis? He's inside. Where's Regis? He's inside." over and over and over.

[biozombie]

One morning back in Philly, a woman asked me "Do you got an extra lighter?". The question itself wasn't crazy, but it was an early morning in the dead of winter and all she was wearing was a pile of dirty blankets. I think she may have been a substance abuser.

[MacVittie]

hiya buddys.

[underdog]

A homeless guy once made a comment about what he does with thai lads. That was great.

[Furtherman]

"I got all dressed up, just to piss my pants!"

[ToiletCrusher]

"Can I borrow your sandwich?"

[Jughead]

I want my payments to be under $100.00 or less

[disneyspy]

"rude and rude!"

[instrument]

"I'm sticking with dog rape"

Then this other crazy person said it right after him.

[jauble]

"I used to bury these in my moms backyard"

David McDonald when presented with an Indiana Jones action figure.

[A.J.]

''i love you''

That or "I'm not pregnant".

[Dougie Brootal]

''where do you keep your beer steins?''

[jauble]

Worst thing was "Why want you fuck me" in front of a sorority house while I was trying to ditch the broad. Previously she was yelling "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy" at the bar.

[mikeyboy]

"You're wearing a suit, but I can still tell that you're a Nazi"

[GregoryJoseph]

A homeless man once told me he could see a guardian angel floating above me and said I was blessed.

[DiabloSammich]

My wife and I were walking down South Street in Philly one time, and got caught in a downpour. A very large black man stepped in front of us and screamed "IT AIN'T RAININ', IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDD!!!!!!!"

[RhinoinMN]

In a public shower at a waterpark. A 40 year old man wearing an I love Jesus shirt says.


"I love your chest. Can I touch your pecs?"

No


"Can I just watch you shower and dress?"

NO!


I was 16 at the time.

[Hottub]

Hey, Brother,
It's Greg. Got a minute?

[vjr97]

a crazy girl came up to me and told me "lets fuck"-it was a great day

[johnniehardrock]

I was on a subway and there was a homeless guy walking around with a salad asking people if they could spare some dressing. He ended up using a mountain dew code red as dressing.

[DarkHippie]

"fuck me in the ass"

crazy chicks love anal

[Coach_Mac]

I was at a pizza buffet many years ago when a guys walks up to me and says, "That's big pizza. You like big pizza? You like big pizza?" It doesn't sound that crazy writing it but I can still hear this guy in my head after like 10 years....maybe that makes ME crazy.

[MC Pee Pants]

In a public shower at a waterpark. A 40 year old man wearing an I love Jesus shirt says.


"I love your chest. Can I touch your pecs?"

No


"Can I just watch you shower and dress?"

NO!


I was 16 at the time.

How is that crazy?

[RhinoInVT]

Now watch this drive.

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