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underdog
09-17-2009, 12:28 PM
Seriously, this guy hasn't led me wrong yet. Whether its music, movies, or music, he's 100% with me.

So Mr. Savage, what new music should I check out? You have led me to the amazing albums by Cymbals Eat Guitars and Grizzly Bear, but I think I need something new. What do you have?

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 12:31 PM
so, HS, i heard you ain't coming next thursday to the live show - why?

EliSnow
09-17-2009, 12:32 PM
Will his answers be in this thread or post purgatory?

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 12:33 PM
so, HS, i heard you ain't coming next thursday to the live show - why?

You heard wrong...

and just for that Mr Savage will spill his Guinness on you.

spoon
09-17-2009, 12:33 PM
Seriously, this guy hasn't led me wrong yet. Whether its music, movies, or music, he's 100% with me.

So Mr. Savage, what new music should I check out? You have led me to the amazing albums by Cymbals Eat Guitars and Grizzly Bear, but I think I need something new. What do you have?

"this guy hasn't LED me wrong"...."he's 100% with me". Yes, very good point. And for what it's worth, Grizzly Bear is some awful music at it's best. How dare you like Muse!

I have a question for Hammer, How is it you find all to this time!?

mikeyboy
09-17-2009, 12:34 PM
Dear Senor Savage -

Is there any chance of a return of the mustache?

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 12:34 PM
You heard wrong...

and just for that Mr Savage will spill his Guinness on you.

that queer wouldn't dare. he knows i will call his loved ones and tell them he got the AIDS.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2009, 12:35 PM
Dear Hammer:

How come I got a email confirmation for the Stout event and you did not (unless u just got a pity invte)



Love

Hippo

spoon
09-17-2009, 12:36 PM
Sir Hammersavage....

Would you consider yourself more parts hammer or savage? Pehaps and equal distribution of both or a 1/4 Hammer, 3/4 Savage? Do tell.

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 12:37 PM
Hammer.

Do you shave all your body hair? If so, what razor do you recommend?

A friend of mine wants to know.

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 12:37 PM
Hammersavage,

I hear you edge all day and don't even cum. huh, i thought this was gonna be a question, oh well.

spoon
09-17-2009, 12:39 PM
Hammer,

Are you and Udog taking over for the gay void TC and Rhino left us?

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 12:39 PM
Hammer,

Are you and Udog taking over for the gay void TC and Rhino left us?

i can answer this one ..... yes, most definitely.

August_West
09-17-2009, 12:40 PM
Dear Mr Savage

What is your 5K time


Thanks
A. West
wharf rat

mikeyboy
09-17-2009, 12:40 PM
Dear Dr. Savage -

This isn't really a question, but if you ever make that leap into gay porn, "Savage Hammer" would be an ideal name to use.

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 12:42 PM
Hammer,

Would you hire a lawyer that looks like Mikeyboy? Seriously.

Aggie
09-17-2009, 12:42 PM
dear hs,

how do you keep your skin so milky white and smooth? what's your secret?

aggster

Spittle Hippo
09-17-2009, 12:43 PM
HS,

Can you even beat me in a 10k run?


follow up...

Is it possible you're more frumpy than me?

discuss

boosterp
09-17-2009, 12:44 PM
Dear Senor Savage -

Is there any chance of a return of the mustache?

I hope so, it's hard to look like a creep without it.

Mr. Hammer is there truth in anal sex feeling good? I can't even deal with my doctor's tiny asian finger.

mikeyboy
09-17-2009, 12:46 PM
Dear Timmy -

Don't you think Rich looks a little too gay to be a credible rock band bassist?

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 12:46 PM
I can't even deal with my doctor's tiny asian finger.


Mod Quote!!!

foodcourtdruide
09-17-2009, 12:46 PM
hammersavage,
Am I your board character?

disneyspy
09-17-2009, 12:46 PM
dear mr savage,
does your toyota carolla make you feel gay when you beep the horn at hot guys?
thanx,spy

spoon
09-17-2009, 12:46 PM
Dear Timmy -

Don't you think Rich looks a little too gay to be a credible rock band bassist?

It's NIGEL mikey, NIGEL (not rich).

EliSnow
09-17-2009, 12:47 PM
Hammer,

Do you ever wish you were more like this guy?

http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/doc_savage1.jpeg

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 12:48 PM
Dear Timmy -

Don't you think Rich looks a little too gay to be a credible rock band bassist?


Exhibit A:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/11/23-End%20of%20Month/simpson_wentz_narrowweb__300x450,2.jpg

epo
09-17-2009, 12:48 PM
Dear Hammersavage-

I've heard you've got a bad reputation, is it just talk, talk, talk?

epo

Aggie
09-17-2009, 12:49 PM
dear savagey,

i always wanted a gay guy for a best friend...will you be mine?

xoxo

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 12:51 PM
Shawnie Pants,

Will you be my fluffer?

Aggie
09-17-2009, 12:53 PM
hammer,

have you ever binged on disco fries and cried as you were purging because you felt fat?

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 12:56 PM
HS

Why so cheap, why so gay?

boosterp
09-17-2009, 01:06 PM
Mr. HS esquire,

Would you please explain the pros and cons of gay sex?

Your pal,
The REAL Rich

underdog
09-17-2009, 01:06 PM
"this guy hasn't LED me wrong"...."he's 100% with me". Yes, very good point.

What?

And for what it's worth, Grizzly Bear is some awful music at it's best. How dare you like Muse!

I love that Grizzly Bear album. How dare YOU like Muse!?

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 01:08 PM
Maybe I'll reply where I want

disneyspy
09-17-2009, 01:11 PM
Maybe I'll reply where I want

mr savage,
will all your replys be in the hot dude thread?
thanx,spy

spoon
09-17-2009, 01:14 PM
How proud are you about starting the Grizzly Bear Jeep wave?

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 01:15 PM
Dear Senor Savage -

Is there any chance of a return of the mustache?

You know, we are coming up on the 1 year anniversary of the stache. Pray to your god, and next event I'll be rocking one.

Hammer.

Do you shave all your body hair? If so, what razor do you recommend?

A friend of mine wants to know.

No need to shave Richie. As Irish, I've been blessed, or cursed, with very little body hair. I dare you to tell the difference between my chest and a thai lads.

No seriously, lets compare.

dear hs,

how do you keep your skin so milky white and smooth? what's your secret?

aggster

See above. How about yourself?

underdog
09-17-2009, 01:19 PM
How proud are you about starting the Grizzly Bear Jeep wave?

I don't drive a Jeep.

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 01:19 PM
Seriously, this guy hasn't led me wrong yet. Whether its music, movies, or music, he's 100% with me.

If there's anything I know, its music and music.

so, HS, i heard you ain't coming next thursday to the live show - why?

You heard wrong. Wear your boy shorts and prepare for a dickins.

Hammer,

Are you and Udog taking over for the gay void TC and Rhino left us?

Jealous? Bitch. I'll fill your void

underdog
09-17-2009, 01:20 PM
Hammer,

Do you laugh as hard as I do whenever the picture of your mom is posted?

spoon
09-17-2009, 01:21 PM
I don't drive a Jeep.

Oh, is this the ask udog thread? No, it's not you fucktard! Still for the record, I know you rent one every week just to join in the fun. We're right back to the Hammersavage Care Bear Stare!

underdog
09-17-2009, 01:24 PM
Oh, is this the ask udog thread? No, it's not you fucktard! Still for the record, I know you rent one every week just to join in the fun. We're right back to the Hammersavage Care Bear Stare!

I rent a lot of things.

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 01:26 PM
Dear Mr Savage

What is your 5K time

23:15 last month.

Dear Timmy -

Don't you think Rich looks a little too gay to be a credible rock band bassist?

I think Rich looks too gay to most things, but who needs credibility?

dear savagey,

i always wanted a gay guy for a best friend...will you be mine?

xoxo

Can I watch you change? Then yes, I'm your fag.

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 01:52 PM
underdog, go to youtube and listen to Viva Voce. "Alive with Pleasure" is their best song. Tell me if you like it.

Also try The War on Drugs, see how you like that. Listen to "Needle in your Eye".

You will definitely like The Radio Dept. Try "Pulling Our Weight" or "Where the Damage isn't Already Done".

And rent Sin Nombre on Netflix already. You said you were gonna see it.

That is all for now.

Snoogans
09-17-2009, 01:55 PM
Why do you look like a giant baby?

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 01:57 PM
Gene's I guess.

Furtherman
09-17-2009, 01:57 PM
Dear Hammer,

Do you really like the girls with the pumps and a bump? Or do you just put on a show? Incidentally, where on the girl do you prefer "a bump"?

Thanks,
Wilbur

spoon
09-17-2009, 02:00 PM
underdog, go to youtube and listen to Viva Voce. "Alive with Pleasure" is their best song. Tell me if you like it.

Also try The War on Drugs, see how you like that. Listen to "Needle in your Eye".

You will definitely like The Radio Dept. Try "Pulling Our Weight" or "Where the Damage isn't Already Done".

And rent Sin Nombre on Netflix already. You said you were gonna see it.

That is all for now.

Get a room u queers.

EliSnow
09-17-2009, 02:02 PM
O Hammer,

Do gay man have a wingman when they go to meet men at a club, and if so, don't they end up playing tummy sticks with wingman at the end of the night anyway?

spoon
09-17-2009, 02:02 PM
you can pound some boone's farm, each other and listen to grizzly bear

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Get a room u queers.

it needs to be in the form of a question, asshole :happy:

spoon
09-17-2009, 02:11 PM
it needs to be in the form of a question, asshole :happy:

good point, sorry mr. crandle

will you two queers get a room?

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 02:13 PM
good point, sorry mr. crandle

will you two queers get a room?

much better.

spoon
09-17-2009, 02:13 PM
much better.

u forgot

STAY ON TOPIC!

WampusCrandle
09-17-2009, 02:14 PM
u forgot

STAY ON TOPIC!

sorry .....

much better?

JohnCharles
09-17-2009, 02:17 PM
Dear hammer,

What's it like?

Sincerely,

JC

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 02:50 PM
good point, sorry mr. crandle

will you two queers get a room?

Maybe at the Christmas party.

Dear hammer,

What's it like?

Sincerely,

JC

Not as great as it seems.




Better.

Marc with a c
09-17-2009, 03:03 PM
what the fuck happened with rhythm city?

complete bullshit. naw what im sayin'?

underdog
09-17-2009, 04:07 PM
underdog, go to youtube and listen to Viva Voce. "Alive with Pleasure" is their best song. Tell me if you like it.

Also try The War on Drugs, see how you like that. Listen to "Needle in your Eye".

You will definitely like The Radio Dept. Try "Pulling Our Weight" or "Where the Damage isn't Already Done".

And rent Sin Nombre on Netflix already. You said you were gonna see it.

That is all for now.

Totally forgot about Sin Nombre. I just moved it to the top of my queue. I'll check out the rest later.

Get a room u queers.

I wish. I have a thing for giant babies.

you can pound some boone's farm, each other and listen to grizzly bear

I don't like boone's farm.

GregoryJoseph
09-17-2009, 04:09 PM
A genie grants you one wish and one wish only. You can choose one of the following three options -

1) You will become a very successful, well-respected actor

2) You will become a very successful, well-respected musician

3) You will become a very successful, well-respected athlete

zildjian361
09-17-2009, 04:24 PM
what' s yer birthday ?:laugh:

DolaMight
09-17-2009, 06:09 PM
hey hammer I ask you to please don't hurt em

JerseyRich
09-17-2009, 06:17 PM
Same theme...

Are you really too legit to quit?

zildjian361
09-17-2009, 06:27 PM
hey hammer I ask you to please don't hurt em

get a new giimick 40000 :flush:

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 06:27 PM
A genie grants you one wish and one wish only. You can choose one of the following three options -

1) You will become a very successful, well-respected actor

2) You will become a very successful, well-respected musician

3) You will become a very successful, well-respected athlete

That's not a question. But I'd pick musician.

Rock and roll can save the world. And the chicks are great.

boosterp
09-17-2009, 06:27 PM
Why have you ignored my 2 questions after I posted with so much respect?

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 06:29 PM
Mr. Hammer is there truth in anal sex feeling good?

Would you please explain the pros and cons of gay sex?

If anything, it was one question repeated in different forms.

But basically its all about the prostate gland. It's like a clit in your lower intestine.

boosterp
09-17-2009, 06:31 PM
If anything, it was one question repeated in different forms.

But basically its all about the prostate gland. It's like a clit in your lower intestine.

Ahhhh, makes some sense.

DolaMight
09-17-2009, 07:06 PM
Same theme...

Are you really too legit to quit?

whyd I got hammered, wasd I supposed to read the whole thread? hammersavaged the hammer jokes already? Let's go deeper

underdog
09-17-2009, 08:11 PM
Sir,

Did I put you on the spot by making a thread just about you?

hammersavage
09-17-2009, 08:11 PM
I'm always on the spot. And you weren't the first one.

underdog
09-17-2009, 08:15 PM
Mr. S,

I'm coming to NYC for a long weekend either the end of October or beginning of November. Where are we drinking?

spoon
09-17-2009, 09:48 PM
Mr. S,

I'm coming to NYC for a long weekend either the end of October or beginning of November. Where are we drinking?

I think it's perfect I'll be in Cabo so I won't have to show up and strangle a black man with bad music taste. :wink:

Try Manchester Orchestra, White Rabbits and sooo many more.

ecobag2
09-17-2009, 10:24 PM
How come you don't return my phone calls?

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 04:55 AM
Mr. S,

I'm coming to NYC for a long weekend either the end of October or beginning of November. Where are we drinking?

i'm washing my hair.

underdog
09-18-2009, 05:01 AM
I think it's perfect I'll be in Cabo so I won't have to show up and strangle a black man with bad music taste. :wink:

Try Manchester Orchestra, White Rabbits and sooo many more.

The very few songs I've heard from Manchester Orchestra I like, so I guess I'll check them out. Haven't heard White Rabbits, I don't think.

And I think I'm going to Cabo in January. I'm following you.

underdog
09-18-2009, 05:01 AM
i'm washing my hair.

:glurps:

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 05:02 AM
:glurps:

In the bathroom of the bar we'll be drinking at!

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 05:08 AM
Dear Hammer,

Do you really like the girls with the pumps and a bump? Or do you just put on a show? Incidentally, where on the girl do you prefer "a bump"?

Thanks,
Wilbur

It's all just a show. But I prefer the bump on the belly. From the result of putting a baby up in that.

O Hammer,

Do gay man have a wingman when they go to meet men at a club, and if so, don't they end up playing tummy sticks with wingman at the end of the night anyway?

No such thing as a wingman in the gay community. Every asshole is in play at all times.

strawberrypop
09-18-2009, 05:54 AM
Dear Loser:

If you were a tomato, and your grandmother had Lyme Disease, what color is licentiousness?

strawberrypop
09-18-2009, 05:56 AM
Hey you:

Where's my doughnut?

Aggie
09-18-2009, 05:57 AM
HS,

will you please post more pictures of you all sweaty and running? i need some new material. thanks in advance.

JerseyRich
09-18-2009, 06:00 AM
HS,

will you please post more pictures of you all sweaty and running? i need some new material. thanks in advance.

Funny...I use those same pictures to get OUT of the mood.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-18-2009, 06:14 AM
Dear HS:

I work in a laboratory in a Ivy League University , I am not as smart as the graduate students, but I like keeping the workspace neat because I respect my job and its surroundings.

There is a Graduate Student in particular who does not like to keep her workspace to the high standards that I set.

Mr. Savage, what should I do about this


R.C

lleeder
09-18-2009, 06:29 AM
Dear hammersavage,

Are you really well known enough to be refered to as HS? Cause when people say that I have no idea who they mean.

Aggie
09-18-2009, 06:32 AM
Is Dumbledore really gay? I will not accept this statement from Rowling. Where is the proof? My world will shatter.

JerseyRich
09-18-2009, 06:36 AM
Dearest Shawn,

Are you shock or jock?

mikeyboy
09-18-2009, 06:37 AM
Dear Bethany -

Can you pick me up a doughnut? Thanks.

Marc with a c
09-18-2009, 06:39 AM
how's the weather up there?

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 06:44 AM
Dear Bethany -

Can you pick me up a doughnut? Thanks.

Consider it done. A bribe perhaps.

I will get to these other questions once I'm back from Manhattan.

Furtherman
09-18-2009, 06:48 AM
Ahoy,

How long be th' journey from Madagascar t' th' Orient on silk saild compared t' cotton?

Avast.

spoon
09-18-2009, 07:06 AM
The very few songs I've heard from Manchester Orchestra I like, so I guess I'll check them out. Haven't heard White Rabbits, I don't think.

And I think I'm going to Cabo in January. I'm following you.

Nice, where are you staying? I'll be sure to give you bad advise in an effort to get you gang raped by these guys...

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/mexicans.jpg

Dougie Brootal
09-18-2009, 08:09 AM
Exhibit A:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/11/23-End%20of%20Month/simpson_wentz_narrowweb__300x450,2.jpg

"Credible" ...key word budday...

underdog
09-18-2009, 08:12 AM
Nice, where are you staying? I'll be sure to give you bad advise in an effort to get you gang raped by these guys...

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/mexicans.jpg

We were actually planning on renting a villa, but my loser friends won't fully commit.

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 03:39 PM
Hey you:

Where's my doughnut?

In my belly. I may have had more than 3 today. Best donuts of all time, not even close.

HS,

will you please post more pictures of you all sweaty and running? i need some new spank material. thanks in advance.

I will PM you.

Dear hammersavage,

Are you really well known enough to be refered to as HS? Cause when people say that I have no idea who they mean.

I hate it, L. I wish it was worth an instant banning.

grlNIN
09-18-2009, 03:45 PM
Dear hammersavage,

Are you really well known enough to be refered to as HS? Cause when people say that I have no idea who they mean.

HS reminds me of Hawaiian Shirt Craig.

spoon
09-18-2009, 03:49 PM
HS,

How many skin tags does your mom actually have?

Follow up question....

Do they taste like grapes or fennel seeds?

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 03:57 PM
HS,

How many skin tags does your mom actually have?

Under 10.

Follow up question....

Do they taste like grapes or fennel seeds?

How would I know?












I never tasted fennel seeds.

underdog
09-18-2009, 04:30 PM
In my belly. I may have had more than 3 today. Best donuts of all time, not even close.

Where did you get donuts?

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 04:31 PM
Where did you get donuts?

The Donut Plant on Grand downtown. I'd seen them on the Food Network too many times to not try it.

weekapaugjz
09-18-2009, 04:48 PM
dearest savage,

what is the best way of retrieving a gerbil from one's anus?

a friend wants to know.

thanks in advance.

your pal,
jz

hammersavage
09-18-2009, 04:51 PM
dearest savage,

what is the best way of retrieving a gerbil from one's anus?

a friend wants to know.

thanks in advance.

your pal,
jz

you know, people scoff at the match trick, but i'll be damned if you can see in there better with a flashlight. just don't fart HUDDLA HUDDLA

underdog
09-18-2009, 05:00 PM
The Donut Plant on Grand downtown. I'd seen them on the Food Network too many times to not try it.

I went there when I went to NYC. I got the creme brulee donut and immediately dropped it on the floor. I'm pretty sure it was the greatest moment of my friend's life. He still brings it up.

Then I bought another one and it was awesome.

weekapaugjz
09-18-2009, 05:03 PM
dearest hammer,

when do you think spoon will finally come out of the closet?

your pal,
jz

spoon
09-18-2009, 05:11 PM
dearest hammer,

when do you think spoon will finally come out of the closet?

your pal,
jz

when you come to an event in full goalie gear

weekapaugjz
09-18-2009, 05:16 PM
when you come to an event in full goalie gear

i'd love to. maybe gvac can show up with his pathetic excuse for a slapshot.

spoon
09-18-2009, 05:19 PM
i'd love to. maybe gvac can show up with his pathetic excuse for a slapshot.

I'm convinced he can't even stand let alone take a shot. Did they have skates back in the 1700's?

Aggie
09-21-2009, 11:08 AM
dear hammer,

who did you blow to get a modship?

regards...
#1 Giants fan

BlackSpider
09-21-2009, 11:10 AM
dear hammer,

who did you blow to get a modship?

regards...
#1 Giants fan

Sssshhhh.
I told him I pick the mods here.
Don't ruin it for me...

hammersavage
09-21-2009, 11:17 AM
Whatever, it was worth it.

JerseyRich
09-21-2009, 11:19 AM
Dearest Mr. Savage,

Is it true that all men vote with their cock instead of their brain?

Yours in God,

Richard.

BlackSpider
09-21-2009, 11:19 AM
Whatever, it was worth it.

I'll say.
I should've used the spoiler tags so you couldn't have read that...

~Katja~
09-21-2009, 11:22 AM
Dearest Mr. Savage,

Is it true that all men vote with their cock instead of their brain?

Yours in God,

Richard.
only when it comes to mods and presidents :dry:

King Hippos Bandaid
09-21-2009, 11:47 AM
Dear Hammer:

Since it is a fact that all MODS have cooties, when and where were u infected?


KHB

strawberrypop
09-25-2009, 11:56 AM
Dearest Sally:

Does it, really?

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/53160/projects/128486/531601222021001.jpg

Aggie
09-25-2009, 11:59 AM
dear hs,

did you enjoy your romantic evening with marc last night? how does it feel to run your figners through his shiny, blonde locks?

hammersavage
09-25-2009, 12:13 PM
dear hs,

did you enjoy your romantic evening with marc last night? how does it feel to run your figners through his shiny, blonde locks?

let me tell you, there really was romance in the air last night. weird vibe in that room.

JohnCharles
09-25-2009, 12:27 PM
Sav,

Can I call you Sav?

Also, what's it like?

Patiently waiting,

JC

Aggie
09-25-2009, 12:35 PM
let me tell you, there really was romance in the air last night. weird vibe in that room.

i see...and rich is jealous you left him out.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5034&size=1

underdog
09-25-2009, 04:54 PM
Dearest Hammersavage,

Does anyone in the world take worse pictures than Furtherman?

hammersavage
09-25-2009, 05:46 PM
Dearest Hammersavage,

Does anyone in the world take worse pictures than Furtherman?

Mohammad Ali

hammersavage
11-07-2009, 04:54 PM
So Mr. Savage, what new music should I check out?

I'd like to recommend the album 'Album' by Girls.

The singer sounds kind of like Elvis Costello and the music is in the vein of California/Beach Boysesque melodies. The production is a little on the lo-fi side which really gives it a fantastic sound.

Listen to 'Hellhole Ratrace' or 'Ghost Mouth'. If you like them, you will like the album.


This is mostly for underdog.

weekapaugjz
11-07-2009, 05:11 PM
dearest savage,

when is the last time you saw a girl naked?
(aside from your mom)

your pal,
jz

thepaulo
11-07-2009, 07:31 PM
dear demi god
how can I be a better farmer?

underdog
11-07-2009, 10:04 PM
I'd like to recommend the album 'Album' by Girls.

The singer sounds kind of like Elvis Costello and the music is in the vein of California/Beach Boysesque melodies. The production is a little on the lo-fi side which really gives it a fantastic sound.

Listen to 'Hellhole Ratrace' or 'Ghost Mouth'. If you like them, you will like the album.


This is mostly for underdog.

I will definitely check it out. In between my constant listening of the new Muse and Interpol. I've been seriously digging Viva Voce, so I'll take your word on music.

Fatwreck86
11-07-2009, 10:25 PM
Dear Hammer, If your playing Texas holdem and you have JJ, and there is a raise in front of you pre-flop......what do you do?

Fatwreck86
11-07-2009, 10:27 PM
Sorry about that....I have no idea whats going on....ever.

hammersavage
11-08-2009, 04:41 AM
dearest savage,

when is the last time you saw a girl naked?
(aside from your mom)

your pal,
jz

in person and not a stripper? two months.

dear demi god
how can I be a better farmer?

use the ask Farmer Dave thread.

I will definitely check it out. In between my constant listening of the new Muse and Interpol. I've been seriously digging Viva Voce, so I'll take your word on music.

if you like Interpol that much, you would probably like the Editors first album. Pretty much rips off the sound but a little more electronic. I used to listen to it a lit.

Dear Hammer, If your playing Texas holdem and you have JJ, and there is a raise in front of you pre-flop......what do you do?

not enough info. but probably see a flop and fold if over cards come. cuz sometimes i'm a passive donkey.

~Katja~
11-08-2009, 06:37 AM
in person and not a stripper? two months.
.
your sister's boob feeding your nephew doesn't count either
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underdog
11-19-2009, 04:46 PM
Mr. Hammer,

Have you heard of Julian Plenti? I just discovered this interpol solo act and I love it. And he's playing near me on Monday. Hooray.

Also, I've never seen a Woody Allen movie and I got Manhattan in the mail today. Is this the best Woody Allen movie?

hammersavage
11-19-2009, 04:52 PM
Mr. Hammer,

Have you heard of Julian Plenti? I just discovered this interpol solo act and I love it. And he's playing near me on Monday. Hooray.

Also, I've never seen a Woody Allen movie and I got Manhattan in the mail today. Is this the best Woody Allen movie?

I heard of it but haven't listened to it yet. Perhaps I shall now. Get the Editors first album, like I said.

Manhattan and Annie Hall are a toss up for me for his best film. But I think the opening credits during Manhattan might be the height of anything he's ever done. Enjoy.


If you like Arcade Fire and can't wait for their new album, give Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero's a listen in the meantime. It's much more folky and not as epic, but a large group with varied instrumentation that reminds me of their sound. Certainly not in their league, but enjoyable none the less. Listen to '40 Day Dream'

underdog
12-01-2009, 07:34 PM
yo HS,

Do you like the Dead Weather? I've been digging their album for a few days now. Great stuff.

I liked Girls, and kind of liked Editors. It got better as the album went on, but I literally had to skip the first song because I disliked it so much. But it definitely got better as I listened.

Marc with a c
12-01-2009, 07:35 PM
why don't you just get his phone number?

razorboy
12-01-2009, 07:36 PM
I liked Girls

What changed?

underdog
12-01-2009, 07:37 PM
why don't you just get his phone number?

I've been asking for people's phone numbers, but no one trusts me.

For good reason, I might add.

underdog
12-01-2009, 07:38 PM
What changed?

thai lads.

razorboy
12-01-2009, 07:40 PM
thai lads.

You're the one who changed. They were always the same.

hammersavage
02-03-2010, 01:30 PM
You might like this album.

The Brother Kite:

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Also the new Beach House album is really good.

JerseyRich
02-03-2010, 01:38 PM
Dear Hammersavage,

What is a good place to eat in Montclair on a Saturday night with another couple?

Not Tinga, and not the Irish Pub...

Don Stugots
02-03-2010, 01:53 PM
Dear Hammersavage,

What is a good place to eat in Morristown on a Saturday night with another couple?

Not Tinga, and not the Irish Pub...

Arthur's

JerseyRich
02-03-2010, 01:58 PM
Arthur's

Fuck them. They only take cash.

And what I meant to say was Montclair...not Morristown. I edited.

Don Stugots
02-03-2010, 02:01 PM
Fuck them. They only take cash.

And what I meant to say was Montclair...not Morristown. I edited.

oh, i didnt see Montclair, sorry. Whats wrong with cash?

hammersavage
02-03-2010, 02:17 PM
Dear Hammersavage,

What is a good place to eat in Montclair on a Saturday night with another couple?

Not Tinga, and not the Irish Pub...

Go to Mexicali Rose. It's byob, buy a bottle across the street. Have them make a pitcher of mojito's or put your corona's on ice. the food is delicious.


ps. didn't know you were a swinger like that. cool.

hanso
02-03-2010, 02:26 PM
Is aqua teen hunger force coming back with a new season? If so when?
(tv toon show) show on adult swim CN

underdog
02-03-2010, 02:37 PM
Is aqua teen hunger force coming back with a new season? If so when?
(tv toon show) show on adult swim CN

It premiers Sunday.

Don Stugots
02-03-2010, 02:38 PM
Mr. Hammersavage,

I am starting my own company and need to form an LLC, what should I name it?

Sincerely,
Don Stugots

hanso
02-03-2010, 03:00 PM
It premiers Sunday.

Yeah I found out just after posting. Its on this sunday. That's great!

keithy_19
02-03-2010, 03:05 PM
Sir Savage,


Why are you a mod and I'm not? What do I need to become a mod. I have a lot of downtime and think I could waste it watching over these parts of the interweb.

Furtherman
02-03-2010, 04:09 PM
I got this one!

Hammer is a demi-mod and will not relinquish his throne unless you make a sacrifice.

hammersavage
02-03-2010, 04:22 PM
It premiers Sunday.

was he asking you?

I got this one!

Hammer is a demi-mod and will not relinquish his throne unless you make a sacrifice.

when you're right, you're right

underdog
02-03-2010, 04:26 PM
was he asking you?

You're in all of us.

hammersavage
02-03-2010, 04:26 PM
You're in all of us.

:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

JerseyRich
02-03-2010, 06:24 PM
Go to Mexicali Rose. It's byob, buy a bottle across the street. Have them make a pitcher of mojito's or put your corona's on ice. the food is delicious.


ps. didn't know you were a swinger like that. cool.

btw...I'm going with a bunch of pussies that hate Mexican food or anything with spice.(No, not Snoogans)

Help.

hammersavage
02-03-2010, 07:02 PM
btw...I'm going with a bunch of pussies that hate Mexican food or anything with spice.(No, not Snoogans)

Help.

what a bunch of fags. theres shit on there with no spice. the meal i always get is chicken with rice, spinach and grilled corn on the cob. its amazing.

theres an place called Indigo Smoke across from the theater. not really a waiter/waitress service place but amazing bbq and soul food that you can sit down and eat. good shit too

JerseyRich
02-03-2010, 07:56 PM
what a bunch of fags. theres shit on there with no spice. the meal i always get is chicken with rice, spinach and grilled corn on the cob. its amazing.

theres an place called Indigo Smoke across from the theater. not really a waiter/waitress service place but amazing bbq and soul food that you can sit down and eat. good shit too

Ok...excellent! Thank you schmoopie.

jennysmurf
10-03-2013, 10:30 PM
Dear Hammersavage,

Where did you go? Did you die?:unsure:

spoon
10-03-2013, 10:35 PM
Hopefully!

jennysmurf
10-03-2013, 10:48 PM
Hopefully!

If that is true, judging from most of the responses in this thread, I have a feeling marc with a c was involved in his death, and that it was probably very very gay.

spoon
10-03-2013, 10:59 PM
Homocide

PapaBear
10-03-2013, 11:07 PM
Hammercide