The FOX NFL Robot

[Furtherman]

Is stupid.

[jetdog]

I have nothing but hate for it.

[razorboy]

The Fox NASCAR gopher is equally as bad.

[Furtherman]

The Fox NASCAR gopher is equally as bad.

Tell me you're kidding.

[Furtherman]

Oh look, he can jump rope.


Awful.

[paulisded]

Even worse is the noise effects they employ to emphasize every move the stupid thing makes. In surround sound it's unbearable.

[Bob'sBitchTits]

No robot is stupid.

It's all a clever ruse.

You've been warned.

[RhinoinMN]

HE can throw a perfect spiral at your tv though.

[Furtherman]

It's the Joe Buck of robots.

[FrogSlayer]

I have hated that robot since they started using it (a few years ago?). It seems better suited to a saturday morning cartoon.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

great thread and awesome Joe Buck analogy



this is why further man is all class


you fags can all learn from him

[Foster]

It's the Joe Buck of robots.

you mean Joe Buck wasn't the robot you were referring to?

[cougarjake13]

worse thing about it is the fans named him cletus

[furie]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/02/finally_someone_gives_the_fox.html

[STC-Dub]

They don't want the robot showing up the studio guys.

[Farmer Dave]

Is stupid.

I have nothing but hate for it.

Thank you. I get mad every time that fucking thing shows up. Enough with the bullshit! I have a big TV and I don't want the thing divided into 2,3, or even 4 small screens for your fun little graphics and animations.

[newport king]

why does he do karate?

[Arkbugark]

They sell that little SOB too !!!

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[KingModem]

Run in place, Run in place. Now point, point, point, point, point, point...OK, now shake it out, shake it all out, and stretch, stretch out that neck, stretch it.

[PapaBear]

The only time I was ever happy when it was on, was when it got knocked down by the turkey on Thanksgiving. The damn dances it does, glorifies all that's wrong with players doing it.

[razorboy]

Run in place, Run in place. Now point, point, point, point, point, point...OK, now shake it out, shake it all out, and stretch, stretch out that neck, stretch it.

Done and done. Now what?

[TheMojoPin]

Makes the Transformers look cool. I can't believe it's lasted this long.

[boosterp]

The Fox NASCAR gopher is equally as bad.

Thank you! Damn I hate that shit.

[Fallon]

Yeah, this wasn't annoying as shit.

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[Stankfoot]

The Fox NASCAR gopher is equally as bad.

I thought you were kidding.

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[JohnCharles]

Are those little animated turds supposed to make the people of the deep, deep, backwoods south feel more engaged?

[FrogSlayer]

they probably had extensive market testing on the graphic. reality...it may only appeal to boys age 6-10, who at that age will not stop long enough to watch a football game.

[Contra]

The robot is awsome

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, this wasn't annoying as shit.

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Like anyone has to wonder about the failure of hockey after seeing that.

[Furtherman]

they probably had extensive market testing on the graphic. reality...it may only appeal to boys age 6-10, who at that age will not stop long enough to watch a football game.

The robot is awsome

Hey kid, shouldn't you be in school?

[Furtherman]

It's still sucking!

[STC-Dub]

So are the studio guys and the broadcast teams.

[TheMojoPin]

I saw it doing karate moves today.

[FrogSlayer]

I think it is funny that the fukn robot does all the showboat bullshit moves.. that posturing shit drives me crazy with NFL

[Joliver]

it plays guitar occasionally...I don't get it

[Fallon]

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I'M READY FOR FOOTBALL NOW!!!!

[Fallon]

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[El Mudo]

It was doing the fucking bull dance at times during the game yesterday.

Like anyone has to wonder about the failure of hockey after seeing that.

The Glow Puck was worse