HAPPY BIRTHDAY HECKLER!!!

[The mighty Thor]

Yep, the old fart is getting
older. Tuesday 1/22 is his
Birthday. I think it's his
60th, so please send depends.
I think we all should try to
raise some cash for a new
electrical wheelchair for him.
Happy Birthday bud, Thor Loves
you.
:-)






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[F1Gm3nT]

Heckler I would like say happy birthday to you eventho it's a day early but you gotta love your cosuin for starting this thread... couldn't have thought of a beter person to start it
Happy birthday Heckler... the man... the legend... the great one
I hope you enjoy your birthday
much amor from the original board spic

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BRING BACK EGGERS!!!

[Supervixen]

well well well! How dare you not tell me! We'll have to call up city hall and have the 18th ave feast a little sooner then usual to celebrate! Ill save you a cannolli ;)

happy birthday doll.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

*Baby Anna does NOT like sig pics ! BAH!*
<3 shoot me- my boyfriends popular <3

[The mighty Thor]

We are on Norway time, it's
Tuesday in Norway right now.
:)





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[Sunrisa]

Happy Birthday Heckler!

many many many more

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Jennitalia]

Happy Birthday Heckler!

We'll have to give you your birthday spankings ;)

CHEERS!! \_/

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[irishkb]

Happy Birthday Heckler... enjoy it to the fullest.. take the day off from work to enjoy it...

The average American consumes close to 24 gallons of beer per year.

[Pootertoot]

Happy Birthday, Big Poppa...I'll be down in Crooklyn tomorrow night, so if you need a young hairless man to dance the dance of seven veils for you...just ask.

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[Zipgun]

Happy birthday Heckler. I hope they still let you in at the Chuck E. Cheese. I doubt the restraining order is still in effect.

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[TheGameHHH]

HECKLER, Happy Birthday Buddy! Hope you have an amazing day, too bad in about 5 years you'll be gone. I know 75 is a tough age, but remember we are all here for ya.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Helen Of Joy]

Many more Heck !!!! Hope to meet you soon, hun !!!
Helen Of Joy

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Thank you MANdrew - you ARE someone !!!

[jafter]

Happy Birthday Heckler,

Us old guys have to stick together. Someday we will be the two old guys in the balcony like on the muppets.
Old school rules.....

Have a great day.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mr. Heckler,

Hhhhappy birthday to you,
Hhhhappy birthday to you,
Hhhhappy birthday, Mr. former Administrator
HHHHHHHHHappy birthday TO YOU!

;-)

XXXXX,
Alice
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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-21-02 @ 9:00 PM

[Tall_James]

Happiest of birthdays to you Heckler. May you revel in the lunacy of the world that spins madly about you.

"Youth has no age." - Pablo Picasso

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[Christy]

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y!!

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[GvacNoMore]

Dear Mr. Heckler,

Instead of poking fun at your advanced years, I will only wish you a happy and healthy day, in a manner befitting a man of your age. Your wisdom is to be revered, and I can only hope that when the day comes (far in the future) when I reach your age, I am half as learned as you. God bless you, Ancient One.

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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[sourkitty]

Happy Birthday!!!!! If you want ur present come and get it ;)....lol

love,
~*~Sara~*~

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[JustJon]

Happy Happy Heck Heck

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[NurseMira]

Heckler,

My love. My husband. My friend. I wish you a happy birthday and many more to come. You are nothing but genuine, sweet and the best husband a woman can ever have. You deserve everything great to come into your life and I hope all your wishes come true. Members of the board look up to you because of your wisdom, open arms, kindness and sense of security. We know you love us and we love you the same. Thank you for protecting the ladies and regulating the board. YOU DA BEST!! I wish you the best my love....


kisses
hugs
....and I promise I'll jump out of the cake for you. Then we can fry bacon and play the accordian.



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**I wait up in the dark for you to speak to me...I'll open up....release me**

[GvacNoMore]

....and I promise I'll jump out of the cake for you. Then we can fry bacon and play the accordian.

I ask you...does a more ideal woman exist? Heckler doesn't deserve you, Mira! I DO!!


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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[NurseMira]

GVAC....I'm sorry but my heart belongs to one man.

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**I wait up in the dark for you to speak to me...I'll open up....release me**

[The mighty Thor]

Ok, now it's Hecks Birthday US
time! So I guess I have to say
it like we say in Norway:
Gratulerer med dagen you PIKK!

:)






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[The mighty Thor]

Ok, now it's Hecks Birthday US
time! So I guess I have to say
it like we say in Norway:
Gratulerer med dagen you PIKK!

:)






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[Gwen]

Happy Birthday, Dad!
Long time no speak, but I hope you have a great great day and you get lotsa presents! ;)

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[RF Godfather]

Heckler, I knew it is your birthday today (wrote it down obviously) but I didn't think you wanted it to be made public. Oh well I guess it is appropriate your cuz gave it to you first.

Much love and respect to you brotha. Thanks for being there when I needed someone to talk to and being an all-around great friend. G, my boy, I hope you have a great day. Hey we really need to work on our tag finisher. I can always hold two belts... rock on budday!

Hope to hear more from you on the board and hope for many happy happy and great birthdays!

People Born Today:
Bill Bixby
Rasputin
Steve Perry
Sam Cooke
Lord Byron
D.W. Griffith
Beverley Mitchell
Willa Ford
Olivia d'Abo

Famous Events:
Death to Queen Victoria (1901)
Foreman beats Frazier for the heavyweight title (1973)

Some food for thought, Heck.

**Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
--George Chapman

This is once again your annoying birthday update ;)

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[Lisa Croft]

Well, well... it's the big 7-5 for Heckler. What? You're not 75? Sorry, that just goes to show that you should never judge by strength, skin texture or pallor. Anyway, have a great birthday budday. Don't get depressed... my grammy says the Twilight years are the best of your life. Try not to fall and bust your hip again.
like we say in Norway: Gratulerer med dagen you PIKK!


Finally, the Norwegian that Heckler taught me came in handy.

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[Arienette]

happy birthday, heckler!

not only are you one of the coolest (and oldest) people on the board, you've turned out to be a really good friend. i really appreciate everything you've done for me during the past month or so.... listening, worrying, playing, lecturing, whatever. it's all been great.

so, chiaboy, i wish you a very happy birthday, and a wonderful year. i guess there's only one other thing to say.... HURRY!!!

your kitten,
arienette

......................
the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[Jackie Sloan]

Happy Birthday Heckler - remember, youth is wasted on the young!

Yer physique is swellin n yer waistline's tellin everybody knows that it's mine! Words gone around this ol' one story town, n yer preacher daddy he ain't blind!

[JerseyRich]

Happy Birthday Heckler...

When you get to your age, you cherish every day you have because you probably won't have too many more...

Happy Bday ya old fart!

:)

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[THERAVEN]

Have a Happy and Healthy Birthday and year.
Oh, and if you need someone to take pics of Nurse Mira jumping out of the cake, let me know.

[The Blowhard]

Wow, what can I say?
Thanks to all of you for the kind words and best wishes. Where else could I be told that I'm loved and in the next sentence told to "suck d**k" in Norwegian? LOL
So again,thanks to all, I am truly flattered and I'm glad to be a part of this madness! ;)
Time to mix my Ensure with my Bacardi, Love and peace to all!
Heck :)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[FMJeff]

Bill Bixby


Nice...sharing a birthday with the incredible hulk...

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
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[The Blowhard]

Hey Jeff, Mike Bossy and Linda Blair were also born on this day. Great company! ;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[MikeyD]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - HECK !!!!! You're not getting older -- you getting...........well, yeah you ARE getting older !!! Oh well !! Have a great one anyway - hope you're enjoying your day.
Mikey D

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Thanks MANdrew for the sig pic!!!

[Captain Rooster]

The Geographical Heckler!

Happy birthday bro

I can't wait to see you blow out the candles...damn that's a big cake!

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They heard the hum of our motors, and counted the rotors. They waited for us to arrive.
Yet we would all go down together!

[legroommusic]

How about that. A year closer to the Lord. Happy birthday buddy

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[Tazz]

Happy Birthday, Heckler. Hope you had a great one.

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Thanks Rooster

[The mighty Thor]

I Just heard from Heckler,
he's home playing connect the
liver spots with a magic
marker.
:-)




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[EQ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you Norse God! Since Mira( your wife..) expressed such a sweet and eloquent greeting...All I can do is agree, and offer to bake the cake she'll jump out of. Do you like chocolate, G? You are the best!!! All my love, Quinn xoxoxo

[Green Lantern]

Hey there Birthday buddy! I hope it's a great day!

[EQ]

...and sorry about my disturbing post...on another thread, I was merely trying to bond with you, handsome...she said, wishfully. I bought the cake pans, let me know! Or you can just go into sugar - shock by eating the frosting.. The Mighty Thor was really nice to post this, G. What's a birthday without kind sentiments, and tons of abuse? The 22nd...National Heckler Day! I still love you, Q.

[The Blowhard]

Thanks again to everyone. It is now January 23rd, the pain is gone.
BTW Thor, thanks for the kind words, but "liver spots"? Hell, I have all of my hair, no gray, I look 30, I act 20. Damn you and your "liver spots" LOL ;)


"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The Blowhard]

BTW, special thanks to Pootertoot and Effmeboobs for the "Rascal" scooter and to Thor for finding me that toothless old lady in the subway station..I had a blast!

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[FUNKMAN]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

Hope You Were Able To Get FUNKED UP!

The FUNK Is Good!

FUNKMAN

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[Mary]

I hope all your birthday wishes come true! ;)

[wilee]

Happy Birthday, Heckler. I have a battery charger I no longer need. It helps to have 2 when you need to charge the Rascal- Keep one at home, take the other with you.

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[impactplayer2k1]

happy "late" birthday, hackler! hope it was cool, buddy.

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[The Blowhard]

COLDWATER, Mich. -- The woman who holds the record as the world's oldest person celebrated her 115th birthday with relatives at the nursing home where she lives.

Maud Farris-Luse, who turned 115 on Monday, is listed by the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest person in the world with documentation.

"If you stop and think about it, she's seen the invention of the radio, the television, the space shuttle - she's seen everything," said granddaughter Susie Crandall, 53.

Crandall said Farris-Luse cannot speak or hear.

"I hold her hand and give her kisses and tell her that I love her, but she doesn't understand what's going on," she said. "If I could turn out to be half the woman that she's been, I'd consider myself lucky."

Farris-Luse has lived in the nursing home since falling at home in 1991 and breaking her hip.

"She's still very healthy," said Teri DeMars, marketing director of the Laurels of Coldwater nursing home. "She still drinks her milk every day and eats all her meals in the dining hall."

c 2002 The Associated Press


Can somebody get me her number? ;)


"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The mighty Thor]

Just a reminder you old fart! :-) <P>


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