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MustyHatchetwound
09-28-2009, 08:10 AM
Well Fez announced that he will need to get a scope down the throat and one up the bum to determine what is wrong with his stomach....

Why does he wait so long to go to the doctor? Ronnie said he told him to go a long time back!

realmenhatelife
09-28-2009, 08:10 AM
Fez seems like an ulcer guy.

instrument
09-28-2009, 08:13 AM
Poor guy, hugs for fez.

JohnCharles
09-28-2009, 08:29 AM
Rod Stewart Syndrome.


Seriously Fez, get well. I'm pulling for you.

Willmore
09-28-2009, 08:43 AM
it's always cancer

Coach
09-28-2009, 11:01 AM
Hairball

RMPGP
09-28-2009, 11:19 AM
Prolly an ulcer from anxiety/stress.

beachbum
09-28-2009, 03:00 PM
Eating a metric ton af Spam probably didn't help.

Bob Impact
09-28-2009, 03:00 PM
I didn't hear the show today... did they specifically say hes getting scoped because he waited a long time? I got a scope (down the throat, my bum is still pure) after 2 doctor's visits when they thought I had an ulcer.

GregoryJoseph
09-28-2009, 03:02 PM
I didn't hear the show today... did they specifically say hes getting scoped because he waited a long time? I got a scope (down the throat, my bum is still pure) after 2 doctor's visits when they thought I had an ulcer.

Fez had to leave the show early to go to the bathroom after holding his gut for awhile.

Ron said he's been puking every day and been in agonizing pain but refuses to go to the doctor.

Bob Impact
09-28-2009, 03:03 PM
Fez had to leave the show early to go to the bathroom after holding his gut for awhile.

Ron said he's been puking every day and been in agonizing pain but refuses to go to the doctor.

Yikes, obviously we're drastically different people but that's pretty similar to what was happening to me... terrible... poor Fezzie.

jimmyolsenblues
09-28-2009, 03:04 PM
I will pray for fezzie's recovery, he has given me countless hours of enjoyment.

spankyfrank
09-28-2009, 03:06 PM
Fez had to leave the show early to go to the bathroom after holding his gut for awhile.

Ron said he's been puking every day and been in agonizing pain but refuses to go to the doctor.

Sounds like Diveratyckulitus to me. ( I think I spelled that right)

disneyspy
09-28-2009, 03:07 PM
Sounds like Diveratyckulitus to me. ( I think I spelled that right)

does that mean tape worm?
cuz i bet hes got a tape worm

spankyfrank
09-28-2009, 03:11 PM
does that mean tape worm?
cuz i bet hes got a tape worm

It's a problem with your instestines. I think it's when they start to errode a bit. You can't eat anything with seeds otherwise you are in serious pain. Man that stinks though, I hope he takes care of himself.

Devo37
09-28-2009, 03:18 PM
i bet his feral cat is to blame.

get rid of that thing already, Fezzie! it's brought nothing but trouble.

Radioguy
09-28-2009, 03:22 PM
Maybe it's a bezoar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar) dating back to WNEW.

RENFIELD
09-28-2009, 03:35 PM
it's psycho-somatic...
he's having sympathy pains for STANLEY...

Farmer Dave
09-28-2009, 03:46 PM
Why does he wait so long to go to the doctor? Ronnie said he told him to go a long time back!

Because deep down he's a man, and men don't go to the doctor until they're dying. It's why we have a short life span.

Lady Resin
09-28-2009, 03:56 PM
I'm thinking this. I had one when I was 16.

http://www.hmc.psu.edu/healthinfo/d/duodenalulcer.htm

GameRelatedSig
09-28-2009, 06:09 PM
Because deep down he's a man, and men don't go to the doctor until they're dying. It's why we have a short life span.

If you can make it to the doctor under your own power, then you don't really need to go.

STC-Dub
09-28-2009, 06:35 PM
I hope they don't use the same camera both times especially if the go up first.

Recyclerz
09-28-2009, 06:40 PM
Well, ants, donuts and anxiety do not a healthy, balanced breakfast make.



C'mon Fez, stop with the self-destructive behavior, man up and address all your issues so that your legion of fans can stop with the "Aw, poor Fez" mode and get back to the "that Fez is one funny sumbitch" reality that we've been waiting so long for. :wallbash:

instrument
09-28-2009, 06:47 PM
Its weird, remember how quick fez normally was to go to the hospital.

Ron always chided him for going to the emergency room for the flu?

I pray he doesn't die holding on to his precious flower.

SatCam
09-28-2009, 06:51 PM
I hope they don't use the same camera both times especially if the go up first.

I got one down the throat and one up the butt the same day and I was seriously considering asking if the doctor if he used the same scope both times. but I didnt want to encourage him so....................

Devo37
09-28-2009, 06:56 PM
I got one down the throat and one up the butt the same day and I was seriously considering asking if the doctor if he used the same scope both times. but I didnt want to encourage him so....................

it would be interesting if they did both at the same time and the cameras took pictures of each other at the midway point.

SatCam
09-28-2009, 07:14 PM
it would be interesting if they did both at the same time and the cameras took pictures of each other at the midway point.



the upper camera goes to the beginning of your small intestine while the lower camera only reaches the end of the small intestine. in order to see in between they have to do a small bowel series using barium which btw isnt nearly as fun as being fucked up on fentanyl for half an hour

Nothing Sound
09-29-2009, 11:40 AM
it's always cancer

Yup. Friend of mine was diagnosed with colon cancer Sept 20, 2008.

He died May 14, 2009. 38 years old.