Could Hitler Have Escaped?

[Furtherman]

Uh oh.

Fresh doubts over Hitler's death after tests on bullet hole skull reveal it belonged to a woman (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1216455/Hitlers-skull-really-womans-Fresh-doubts-death-tests-bullet-hole.html)

Adolf Hitler may not have shot himself dead and perhaps did not even die in his bunker, it emerged yesterday.

A skull fragment believed for decades to be the Nazi leader’s has turned out to be that of a woman under 40 after DNA analysis.

Scientists and historians had long thought it to be conclusive proof that Hitler shot himself in the head after taking a cyanide pill on 30 April 1945 rather than face the ignominy of capture.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/27/article-0-00550F6A00000258-619_468x320.jpg

The piece of skull - complete with bullet hole - had been taken from outside the Fuhrer’s bunker by the Russian Army and preserved by Soviet intelligence.

Now the story of Hitler’s death will have to rewritten as a mystery - and conspiracy theorists are likely to latch on to the possibility that he may not have died in the bunker at all.

[JohnCharles]

Yes.

He resides in Chicago and calls himself "the something pin".

I forget what the "something" is.

[EliSnow]

The Ultra-Humanite took his brain and put it into the body of a young hero named Dan Dunbar. Luckily, the Justice Society of America was able to stop and kill him.

[El Mudo]

Well, considering how important it was to Stalin at the time that news NOT get out about Hitler's death, and with the Russians taking possession of the remains, it could be something that causes doubts, not to mention how absolutely chaotic Berlin was in the last days. Remember, people spent decades looking for Martin Bormann, and it was always bandied about that he escaped, but they eventually found him in the 70s when they were doing construction.

But based on everything i've read, from the testimony of people who were there, and people who saw it happen personally, and the people who carried his body out of the bunker, and his own ramblings at the end, I don't think there's any doubt he killed himself.

[hammersavage]

I saw him at Stout last week.

[Stuft]

I saw him at Stout last week.

You're so far from funny...how do you not see it?

[hammersavage]

I think I'm close

[strawberrypop]

I think I'm close

Only if Marc is in your immediate vicinity.

[Crispy123]

The Ultra-Humanite took his brain and put it into the body of a young hero named Dan Dunbar. Luckily, the Justice Society of America was able to stop and kill him.

That is just comical!

[epo]

I think I'm close

So very far away...

[Dude!]

Katja's parentage has never been
fully explained....

[tanless1]

didnt hitler suffer from syphilis ?

[Contra]

So he really WAS shot to death in a french theatre! QT knew before everyone else, the man really is a genius!

[~Katja~]

Katja's parentage has never been
fully explained....
I don't know what you are talking about, there is NO resemblance whatsoever in my family
http://i38.tinypic.com/16kx85c.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

didnt hitler suffer from syphilis ?

Every great leader suffered from syphilis.....its good to be the king!

[Dude!]

I don't know what you are talking about, there is NO resemblance whatsoever in my family
http://i38.tinypic.com/16kx85c.jpg

Ha Ha
you have removed all doubt!

[vjr97]

no.no matter how hard they would try to convince hitler,he wouldnt shave the mustache-hindering the disguises for his escsape

[STC-Dub]

He could have gotten out, but if he did, he did a good job of hiding the rest of his life.

[Knowledged_one]

I thought they put his brain in the body of the red skull

[hanso]

I hear he got away on a lama.
http://img12.exs.cx/img12/2505/hitlerllama5bo.gif

[furie]

didnt hitler suffer from syphilis ?

you're thinking of Henry VIII

[Foster]

The Ultra-Humanite took his brain and put it into the body of a young hero named Dan Dunbar. Luckily, the Justice Society of America was able to stop and kill him.

that was an alternate timeline, plus the JSA wouldn't be able to stop him if it wasn't for the emergence of Captain Comet

[Meataball23]

I hear he got away on a lama.
http://img12.exs.cx/img12/2505/hitlerllama5bo.gif

The bouncing is almost hypnotic

[TheMojoPin]

I thought they put his brain in the body of the red skull

No, no. He wanted it put into the android body of the Human Torch, but the Torch and Toro ended up roasting him.

[Furtherman]

Hitler’s Jaws of Death (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/11/opinion/11beevor.html)

THE assertion by American researchers that Hitler might have escaped from Berlin because a skull fragment in a Moscow archive was not his but a young woman’s is rich in paradox. Stalin went to great lengths in 1945 to conceal the fact that Hitler’s body had been identified by pathologists working for Smersh, the Soviet military counterintelligence agency. Stalin even misled his own commander in chief, Marshal Georgi Zhukov, demanding to know why he had failed to find Hitler’s corpse. And Pravda declared that rumors of the discovery of Hitler’s body were a fascist provocation.

Stalin ruled by creating fear and uncertainty among both subordinates at home and among his Western allies abroad, who were of course seen as potential enemies. Even after Hitler’s jaws, with their distinctive bridgework, had been identified by the assistant to the Führer’s personal dentist, the Soviet authorities nurtured rumors that Hitler was hiding in Bavaria. As Bavaria was part of the American zone of occupation, the implication was that the Americans had concealed him and were somehow in league with the Nazis. Now, 64 years later, an episode of the History Channel series “MysteryQuest” — with the outrageous title of “Hitler’s Escape” — has distorted the revelation of the skull to scare up a similar fugitive ghost, to the furious exasperation of the Russian authorities.

[Furtherman]

Could Hitler Have Escaped?

Naaah.

The remains of Adolf Hitler were burned in 1970 by Soviet KGB agents and thrown into a river in Germany on direct orders from the spy agency's chief, a top Russian security official said this week. (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/12/11/russia.hitler.remains/)

[OGC]

I don't know what you are talking about, there is NO resemblance whatsoever in my family
http://i38.tinypic.com/16kx85c.jpg


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