I'm turning into a man.....

[hunnerbun]

I just walked across the living room, farted out loud and stood there giggling to myself.
How the hell did this happen? :huh:

[keithy_19]

Does the fact that I don't do this make me a woman?

[RhinoinMN]

How big is your penis?

[hunnerbun]

How big is your penis?
Shit i knew I was forgetting something...i forgot to stick my hand down the front of my pants and scratch....

[razorboy]

i forgot to stick my hand down the front of my pants and scratch....

Don't get your hopes up.

[instrument]

I love it when a woman scratches at herself.

God I still miss that girl, clawing at her wrists like a maniac.

[topless_mike]

I just walked across the living room, farted out loud and stood there giggling to myself.
How the hell did this happen? :huh:

when you start to piss standing up, then we'll talk.

[FrogSlayer]

when your pubic hair grows out go get your prostate checked.

[joethebartender]

You didn't ask your pharmacist to read a note from a doctor about house-guests, did you?

[TomS59]

This is a clear sign of infertility. I suggest reproducing before it is too late.

[JerseyRich]

when you start to piss standing up, then we'll talk.

I hate guys that talk to me when I'm pissing. Shut up and piss.

[EliSnow]

How big is your penis?

Usually, you pm that question to the new dudes. You're getting bold.

[biggestmexi]

I hate guys that talk to me when I'm pissing. Shut up and piss.

in their mouth or yours?

[JerseyRich]

in their mouth or yours?

In my butt.

[biggestmexi]

In my butt.

oh nioce.

classic rf.net!

:happy:


and that post look great in Ispy:

im turning into a man....
in my butt.

[Marc with a c]

doorknob.

[topless_mike]

doorknob.

says Marcy Balboa.

[biggirl]

I must be a man too because I "toot" a lot and giggle about it 99% of the time. I am very proud of my gasiness. I know, I know...I am such a desirable woman.

[RhinoinMN]

Usually, you pm that question to the new dudes. You're getting bold.

PM takes to much time. You know as well as anybody that it is a numbers game around here.

[ANC]

Mazel Tov!

http://www.life123.com/bm.pix/bar-mitzvah-lessons.s600x600.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

farts are funny

but girls who this are icky...

I make my wife feel ashamed after each fart

[topless_mike]

farts are funny

but girls who this are icky...

I make my wife feel ashamed after each fart

bad jew.
maybe thats why she taunts with bacon during your holy days.

[Boogie in Va]

I pulled a Fez the other night. Woke myself up with a huge gasser. I actually laughed and went back to sleep.

[hunnerbun]

farts are funny

but girls who this are icky...

I make my wife feel ashamed after each fart

According to my b/f "Girls don't fart"... I beg to differ. He acts all grossed out and disgusted when I do let one rip. Too bad!

[biggestmexi]

According to my b/f "Girls don't fart"... I beg to differ. He acts all grossed out and disgusted when I do let one rip. Too bad!

well dont do it sitting on his face.

[JerseyRich]

I have a question for the ladies...

Have you ever caught your husband/bf cuttin' the cheese in his sleep and just let it go? As in...you hear it(and maybe he even farted on you) and you just kinda laugh and brush it off?

Or do you wake him up and curse him out for farting on you?

[west milly Tom]

I just walked across the living room, farted out loud and stood there giggling to myself.
How the hell did this happen? :huh:



It doesn't make you a man it makes you married.

[topless_mike]

I have a question for the ladies...

Have you ever caught your husband/bf cuttin' the cheese in his sleep and just let it go? As in...you hear it(and maybe he even farted on you) and you just kinda laugh and brush it off?

Or do you wake him up and curse him out for farting on you?

every nite, i get
"mike, you farted. it fucking steenks"

i grumble "sorry", then roll over and fall back asleep in 30seconds.

[Boogie in Va]

every nite, i get
"mike, you farted. it fucking steenks"

i grumble "sorry", then roll over and fall back asleep in 30seconds.

I always say; "you're welcome" when I get the same thing said to me.

[Aggie]

I have a question for the ladies...

Have you ever caught your husband/bf cuttin' the cheese in his sleep and just let it go? As in...you hear it(and maybe he even farted on you) and you just kinda laugh and brush it off?

Or do you wake him up and curse him out for farting on you?

i would never wake him up. that's just silly. everyone does it, who the hell cares?

[west milly Tom]

I know every morning as soon as I wake up I cut a loud ass gasser and she says gross and I giggle. Perfect way to start off the day.

[MetalAcorna]

i would never wake him up. that's just silly. everyone does it, who the hell cares?

Damn right, Aggie. It's a natural bodily function. Its gonna happen, people. I'd probably giggle if he did it in his sleep, lol

[JerseyRich]

Damn right, Aggie. It's a natural bodily function. Its gonna happen, people. I'd probably giggle if he did it in his sleep, lol

I haven't heard you giggle yet.

[topless_mike]

Damn right, Aggie. It's a natural bodily function. Its gonna happen, people. I'd probably giggle if he did it in his sleep, lol

i think he should test this theory.....

[JerseyRich]

i think he should test this theory.....

It's already happened...I guess she was too deep asleep. Woke me up though.

[hunnerbun]

I wouldn't wake him up, but 9 times out of 10 he is awake, rolls over, takes aim and lets 'er rip. Then I get pissed. Its like an attack...if you're aiming...I am bitching.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i would never wake him up. that's just silly. everyone does it, who the hell cares?

I do. I've never farted around a girlfriend or even a quickie girl. I just can't.

[~Katja~]

I do. I've never farted around a girlfriend or even a quickie girl. I just can't.
but you wouldn't know if you are asleep and it doesn't wake you.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

but you wouldn't know if you are asleep and it doesn't wake you.

Good point, now what should be my excuse for not wanting to sleep together?

[JerseyRich]

Good point, now what should be my excuse for not wanting to sleep together?
<---- Your Mod quote?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

<---- Your Mod quote?

Well at least it's not feud failure. :tongue:

[JerseyRich]

Well at least it's not feud failure. :tongue:

I've had worse.

[~Katja~]

Good point, now what should be my excuse for not wanting to sleep together?
always meet her at her house so you can skip out as soon as she is asleep

[biggirl]

I have a question for the ladies...

Have you ever caught your husband/bf cuttin' the cheese in his sleep and just let it go? As in...you hear it(and maybe he even farted on you) and you just kinda laugh and brush it off?

Or do you wake him up and curse him out for farting on you?

If I am in an ornery mood I'll punch him and say "what the hell did you do that for you ass?...Gosh you are so frickin gross" His response will be another fart and a look. Then I can't help but laugh.

Typically if he farts in his sleep I giggle so loud that he wakes up and says "whaaat?"

There have been mornings where our bedroom smells so gross that our son comments on it, and usually he could care less about stinky things.:ohmy: