German & English Men:The world's worst lovers?

[Aggie]

Katja, you did the right thing moving here.

Sorry, Rich (and MetalAcorna)...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216621/German-men-worlds-worst-lovers-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html

Unhygienic German men voted the worst in bed while lazy English come second in the battle between the sheets

First the good news. English men make better lovers than the Germans.
Now the bad news. We are trailing behind the rest of the world when it comes to the language of love.

What was it that led 15,000 well-travelled women to come to such an ignominious conclusion? The famous English reserve, perhaps, or maybe the equally well known trend for bad teeth?

No, it turns out that Englishmen are too lazy - while the Germans are 'too smelly'.

[JerseyRich]

I'm too lazy to read the article...

Can you summarize it for me? thanks.

[Dude!]

I'm too lazy to read the article...

Can you summarize it for me? thanks.

you stink

[JerseyRich]

you stink

I read enough to know that German men are smelly not us.

[~Katja~]

No, it turns out that Englishmen are too lazy - while the Germans are 'too smelly'.

funny enough, most german men bathe in cologne and spend quite some money on it.
They sure aren't the best, but I have come across some bad sex here too... guess one just has to get lucky and find a guy that has moves :) no matter where they are from

[JerseyRich]

It is taking my gf WAAAAY too long to respond to this thread.

[~Katja~]

not that Americans fare much better on that list

<table summary="" class="article-table"><tbody><tr><td>WORLD'S WORST LOVERS

</td><td>WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

</td></tr><tr><td>1. Germany (too smelly)</td><td>1. Spain</td></tr><tr><td>2. England (too lazy)</td><td>2. Brazil</td></tr><tr><td>3. Sweden (too quick)</td><td>3. Italy</td></tr><tr><td>4. Holland (too dominating)</td><td>4. France</td></tr><tr><td>5. America (too rough) </td><td>5. Ireland</td></tr><tr><td>6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)</td><td>6. South Africa</td></tr><tr><td>7. Wales (too selfish)</td><td>7. Australia</td></tr><tr><td>8. Scotland (too loud)</td><td>8. New Zealand</td></tr><tr><td>9. Turkey (too sweaty)</td><td>9. Denmark</td></tr><tr><td>10. Russia (too hairy)</td><td>10. Canada</td></tr></tbody></table>
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216621/German-men-worlds-worst-lovers-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html#ixzz0SbtmHfuN



not sure why dominating, rough and loud are considered "worst" sex habits

[MetalAcorna]

It is taking my gf WAAAAY too long to respond to this thread.

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

[west milly Tom]

funny enough, most german men bathe in cologne and spend quite some money on it.
They sure aren't the best, but I have come across some bad sex here too... guess one just has to get lucky and find a guy that has moves :) no matter where they are from


:clears throat:

[west milly Tom]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:



You ever get beard scratch?

[JerseyRich]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

Ok...now you're just being ridiculous.

[Kevin]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:


Has Rich taken the gun from your head yet?

[TripleSkeet]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

Are you trying to convince us or yourself? :lol:

[MetalAcorna]

You ever get beard scratch?

Oh no. Not at all. I've encountered that problem before with someone else, so I know what that's like...no, Rich's beard is soooooo soft and tickles. :laugh:

[dino_electropolis]

What a bullshit survey.


Greeks are notoriously fantastic lovers (and hung, might i add).


But they are listed as No 6 on the Worst List because they are......to lovey dovey?



No points for romance? No points for sensitivity?



What kinda whores are taking these survey's?

[Contra]

not sure why dominating, rough and loud are considered "worst" sex habits
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Those are my best sexual traits

[MetalAcorna]

What a bullshit survey.


Greeks are notoriously fantastic lovers (and hung, might i add).


But they are listed as No 6 on the Worst List because they are......to lovey dovey?



No points for romance? No points for sensitivity?



What kinda whores are taking these survey's?

Amen! :clap:

[JerseyRich]

What a bullshit survey.


Greeks are notoriously fantastic lovers (and hung, might i add).


But they are listed as No 6 on the Worst List because they are......to lovey dovey?



No points for romance? No points for sensitivity?



What kinda whores are taking these survey's?


Texans.

[topless_mike]

What a bullshit survey.


Greeks are notoriously fantastic lovers (and hung, might i add).


But they are listed as No 6 on the Worst List because they are......to lovey dovey?



No points for <s>romance</s> anal?? No points for sensitivity?



What kinda whores are taking these survey's?

fixed.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

It is taking my gf WAAAAY too long to respond to this thread.

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

It's so nice of her to trust you with her .net password, but don't you think this is an abuse of that privilege?

[JerseyRich]

Oh no. Not at all. I've encountered that problem before with someone else, so I know what that's like...no, Rich's beard is soooooo soft and tickles. :laugh:

Wait a minute?! You've been with other people!?!!!!

You told me you were a virgin.

Fuck this.

[JerseyRich]

It's so nice of her to trust you with her .net password, but don't you think this is an abuse of that privilege?

HAHAHA!:smoke:

[MetalAcorna]

Wait a minute?! You've been with other people!?!!!!

You told me you were a virgin.

Fuck this.

:lol: You're hilarious. ;p

[~Katja~]

What a bullshit survey.


Greeks are notoriously fantastic lovers (and hung, might i add).


But they are listed as No 6 on the Worst List because they are......to lovey dovey?



No points for romance? No points for sensitivity?



What kinda whores are taking these survey's?

honestly, the lovey dovey and overly romantic traits were what left me completely uninterested when I was in Greece.
So while I never tested their real abilities I can tell you their behaviors are a huge turn off, they probably never got a shot at performing for this survey!

[JerseyRich]

:lol: You're hilarious. ;p

Now I know you are drunk. A good lover and funny?

[~Katja~]

Wait a minute?! You've been with other people!?!!!!

You told me you were a virgin.

Fuck this.
she was probably using that device the egyptian women use to pretend they are virgins

[Fallon]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

This will never be Rich's mod quote.

EVER.

[MetalAcorna]

Now I know you are drunk. A good lover and funny?

Of course. You're the perfect package, didn't you know this? :wink:

[JerseyRich]

honestly, the lovey dovey and overly romantic traits were what left me completely uninterested when I was in Greece.
So while I never tested their real abilities I can tell you their behaviors are a huge turn off, they probably never got a shot at performing for this survey!

The only Greeks I've ever encountered were drumming in my band or handing me a menu and seating me at a diner.

So I will have to agree with the survey.

[~Katja~]

Now I know you are drunk. A good lover and funny?
seriously, what the hell did you slip her?

[topless_mike]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

Of course. You're the perfect package, didn't you know this? :wink:

http://z.hubpages.com/u/1139690_f260.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

honestly, the lovey dovey and overly romantic traits were what left me completely uninterested when I was in Greece.
So while I never tested their real abilities I can tell you their behaviors are a huge turn off, they probably never got a shot at performing for this survey!

Spoken like a true German. Efficiency first right Kat?:tongue:


BTW I noticed I didn't see the West Indies in the top 10. WTF?????

[MetalAcorna]

http://z.hubpages.com/u/1139690_f260.jpg

lol Sorry, I know everyone wants to now throw up in their mouths :lol:

I don't fucking care. He's beyond comparison. Just fucking amazing...

[dino_electropolis]

fixed.

Ha....


....but no mention of sheep?

[JerseyRich]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.

[topless_mike]

lol Sorry, I know everyone wants to now throw up in their mouths :lol:

I don't fucking care. He's beyond comparison. Just fucking amazing...

i know he is.
:wub:

[topless_mike]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're <s>good</s> amazing.

better.
lookin out for a brotha...

[~Katja~]

Spoken like a true German. Efficiency first right Kat?:tongue:


BTW I noticed I didn't see the West Indies in the top 10. WTF?????
well you gotta bring it in the sack before you can consider yourself a good lover... else I would just look for a great companion. (like dogs make great companions)

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.

Thanks preacher, but the choir already knows this one.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

well you gotta bring it in the sack before you can consider yourself a good lover... else I would just look for a great companion. (like dogs make great companions)

Ouch. Fez was right, you are the mean queen of .net. :tongue:

[Dude!]

Greek men scored very high
on the
'sodomizing boys' survey

[MetalAcorna]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.

Oh, thanks. :dry: :thumbdown:

[Aggie]

Rich is more Jersey, than English.

Finally some good press for New Jersey!

[dino_electropolis]

Greek men scored very high
on the
'nurturing boys' survey

fixed

[dino_electropolis]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.



Just be sure to keep em clapping while ur in the toilet!

[JerseyRich]

Just be sure to keep em clapping while ur in the toilet!


I do wand her before she enters my house...
Can't trust a PR girl with a knife.

[Dude!]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dude!
Greek men scored very high
on the
'nurturing boys' survey

fixed

i like that 'nuturing' perspective

so does Roman Polanski!

[~Katja~]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.
wow, you need some greek lessons

[~Katja~]

Ouch. Fez was right, you are the mean queen of .net. :tongue:
he called me negative, not mean

[dino_electropolis]

wow, you need some greek lessons



Are u refering to the " lovey dovey" thing, or the unbridled animalistic anal destruction......

Cuz they may be mutually exclusive

[Dirtbag]

Not one Asian country on the list?

Bullshit survey.

[topless_mike]

Not one Asian country on the list?

Bullshit survey.

they are too busy building ipod's and tv's

[~Katja~]

Not one Asian country on the list?

Bullshit survey.
they don't make love, they rape on the train on their way home

[JerseyRich]

they don't make love, they rape on the train on their way home

Poor Kat.

[Ritalin]

they don't make love, they rape on the train on their way home

I love that song.

[hammersavage]

LOL Sorry babe, wasn't by my comp. Of course this is ludicrous. Honestly and no bullshit at all, Rich is THE best lover I have ever had the luck in being with. :king: Not lazy at all...Seriously. He's fuckin' amazing...:devil2: :wub: :devil2: :wub:

this.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

this.

Ur the gheeey!

[BlackSpider]

fixed.

That one killed me...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

That one killed me...

Really? I'm still waiting for the punchline.

[sr71blackbird]

Is there a study done on the best female lovers by nationality?

[BlackSpider]

Is there a study done on the best female lovers by nationality?

They just need to show up, as far as I'm concerned...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Is there a study done on the best female lovers by nationality?

Easy. That's the white American female. Most black girls aren't down for some of the k. . .
I digress, the hispanic ones are usually very intense (loud as fucc too). I have yet to try asians yet (most that I could have were smokers. ewww or had a horrendous cough. ewww) or Indian (some prejudices on their part, and some on mine that I'm working out).

[Dude!]

They just need to show up, as far as I'm concerned...

ron looks so awful in your avatar
is it possible to find
a better picture?

[hanso]

8. Scotland (too loud)
AYE! BEND OVER LASS!
AHH! YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG!
What a weird poll.

[boosterp]

Texans.

I could teach a thing or two about a thing or two. I make em fall in love with me. :wink:

[A.J.]

I'm not German or English. What's my excuse?

[TjM]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.

Allright allright take it to PM

[topless_mike]

Allright allright take it to PM

PM's take too long. stupid fucking time limit.

[A.J.]

funny enough, most german men bathe in cologne

How about other cities in Germany?

[A.J.]

Well I guess I should now say something about how good Puerto Rican chicks are in the sack.

They're good.

They're just dyyyyyyin' to meet you.

[JerseyRich]

They're just dyyyyyyin' to meet you.

I brought a case of wine...and we messed and fooled around.

[Dude!]

How about other cities in Germany?

:clap:

[MetalAcorna]

Easy. That's the white American female. Most black girls aren't down for some of the k. . .
I digress, the hispanic ones are usually very intense (loud as fucc too). I have yet to try asians yet (most that I could have were smokers. ewww or had a horrendous cough. ewww) or Indian (some prejudices on their part, and some on mine that I'm working out).

So you like boring sex because latinas are too intense for you? :wink:

[JerseyRich]

So you like boring sex because latinas are too intense for you? :wink:

More for the white guys!

[~Katja~]

How about other cities in Germany?
they shower (I am not from cologne so I learned the art of a great shower routine)

[A.J.]

they shower (I am not from cologne so I learned the art of a great shower routine)

Yes, you've mentioned that routine from time to time. :wink:

[Foster]

they shower (I am not from cologne so I learned the art of a great shower routine)

We've heard

[~Katja~]

Yes, you've mentioned that routine from time to time. :wink:

We've heard
listen, I don't have a Puerto Rican to brag about... so cut me some slack

[A.J.]

listen, I don't have a Puerto Rican to brag about... so cut me some slack

I feel your pain.