Sometimes i stand infront of a toaster and try not to flinch when the toast pops out

[furie]

Who's with me?

[JerseyRich]

Whatchu smokin' boy?

[IamFogHat]

You're a psychopath.

[GregoryJoseph]

This made me laugh heartily.

Thank you for my laugh of the day, furie.

[Furtherman]

I always end up shooting John Travolta.

[disneyspy]

i like to sing the song to POP GOES THE WEASEL,still startles me when it pops up before i expect it to

[JohnCharles]

I always like to play a game guessing how dark it will come out.

[Bob Impact]

I've never done this... I will now.

[KatPw]

I have a toaster oven. There is no popping involved. It makes a nice "ding!" noise when it is done though.

[Hottub]

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[SatCam]

Sometimes i stand infront of a penis and try not to flinch when the cum pops out

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I always like to play a game guessing how dark it will come out.

Mod quote?

[disneyspy]

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ya thats the same noise i make

[furie]

I always end up shooting John Travolta.

dude, that took me like ten minutes to get.
great reference!

[Hottub]

dude, that took me like ten minutes to get.
great reference!

I didn't get it until furie saud something.

Nice!!

[marky2bucks]

I am 100% with you.

I stare at the toaster, zone out, get a little comfortable. Then BAM, toast pops up.

[Marc with a c]

now i hate my toaster oven even more.

[Tall_James]

now i hate my toaster oven even more.

Not as much as it hates you. Most appliances harbor some form of resentment towards humans.

[weekapaugjz]

Not as much as it hates you. Most appliances harbor some form of resentment towards humans.

stay away from the garbage disposal.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You're a psychopath.

There is no more fitting a description of furie's instability than this statement quoted right haer.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I always like to play a game guessing how dark it will come out.

I think Heidi Klum plays the same game.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i like to sing the song to POP GOES THE WEASEL,still startles me when it pops up before i expect it to

you misspelled poop. pirate laughter yo ho har. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Toaster? Frak.

http://www.universal-playback.com/assets/images/0003/8406/battlestar-galactica-tricia-helfer-as-cylon-number-six.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

stay away from the garbage disposal.

THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING THELMA HERE, MAN!

[biggirl]

yep, scares the shit out of me. Just like a balloon popping. Can't stand it.

[Fallon]

I have a toaster oven. There is no popping involved. It makes a nice "ding!" noise when it is done though.
Me too, you can do more with it.

[PapaBear]

I have a toaster that pops and a toaster oven that dings. I rule.

[Chigworthy]

I'm in next time I do toast. Guaranteed.

[Leticia]

I completely get scared when the toast pops up!

I even try to prepare myself for it and then when it happens, I still get startled.
It's completely stupid

[PapaBear]

The only thing that startles me, is when I'm toasting 4 slices, and two slices pop up as I reach for the first two.

[razorboy]

Is this a drinking game?

[PapaBear]

Is this a drinking game?
If it is, this calls for a toast!

[razorboy]

If it is, this calls for a toast!

I have a bottle of rye.

[PapaBear]

I have a bottle of rye.
How much bread did that set you back?

[razorboy]

How much bread did that set you back?

Ehh, I try not to worry about the dough.

[nate1000]

every once in a while a thread title just makes me chuckle.

Thanks for the laugh.

[topless_mike]

I think Heidi Klum plays the same game.

i have yet to ever understand how he landed her.

[furie]

I think Heidi Klum plays the same game.

it's funny because it's true