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furie
09-30-2009, 07:37 PM
Who's with me?

JerseyRich
09-30-2009, 07:40 PM
Whatchu smokin' boy?

IamFogHat
09-30-2009, 07:41 PM
You're a psychopath.

GregoryJoseph
09-30-2009, 07:42 PM
This made me laugh heartily.

Thank you for my laugh of the day, furie.

Furtherman
09-30-2009, 07:45 PM
I always end up shooting John Travolta.

disneyspy
09-30-2009, 07:46 PM
i like to sing the song to POP GOES THE WEASEL,still startles me when it pops up before i expect it to

JohnCharles
09-30-2009, 07:46 PM
I always like to play a game guessing how dark it will come out.

Bob Impact
09-30-2009, 07:48 PM
I've never done this... I will now.

KatPw
09-30-2009, 07:48 PM
I have a toaster oven. There is no popping involved. It makes a nice "ding!" noise when it is done though.

Hottub
09-30-2009, 07:49 PM
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SatCam
09-30-2009, 07:50 PM
Sometimes i stand infront of a penis and try not to flinch when the cum pops out

Charlie_Don't_Surf
09-30-2009, 07:50 PM
I always like to play a game guessing how dark it will come out.

Mod quote?

disneyspy
09-30-2009, 07:50 PM
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ya thats the same noise i make

furie
09-30-2009, 08:06 PM
I always end up shooting John Travolta.

dude, that took me like ten minutes to get.
great reference!

Hottub
09-30-2009, 08:07 PM
dude, that took me like ten minutes to get.
great reference!

I didn't get it until furie saud something.

Nice!!

marky2bucks
09-30-2009, 10:22 PM
I am 100% with you.

I stare at the toaster, zone out, get a little comfortable. Then BAM, toast pops up.

Marc with a c
09-30-2009, 10:25 PM
now i hate my toaster oven even more.

Tall_James
09-30-2009, 11:36 PM
now i hate my toaster oven even more.

Not as much as it hates you. Most appliances harbor some form of resentment towards humans.

weekapaugjz
09-30-2009, 11:38 PM
Not as much as it hates you. Most appliances harbor some form of resentment towards humans.

stay away from the garbage disposal.

CofyCrakCocaine
09-30-2009, 11:39 PM
You're a psychopath.

There is no more fitting a description of furie's instability than this statement quoted right haer.

Tenbatsuzen
09-30-2009, 11:39 PM
I always like to play a game guessing how dark it will come out.

I think Heidi Klum plays the same game.

CofyCrakCocaine
09-30-2009, 11:39 PM
i like to sing the song to POP GOES THE WEASEL,still startles me when it pops up before i expect it to

you misspelled poop. pirate laughter yo ho har. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Tenbatsuzen
09-30-2009, 11:41 PM
Toaster? Frak.

http://www.universal-playback.com/assets/images/0003/8406/battlestar-galactica-tricia-helfer-as-cylon-number-six.jpg

Tenbatsuzen
09-30-2009, 11:47 PM
stay away from the garbage disposal.

THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING THELMA HERE, MAN!

biggirl
09-30-2009, 11:51 PM
yep, scares the shit out of me. Just like a balloon popping. Can't stand it.

Fallon
09-30-2009, 11:51 PM
I have a toaster oven. There is no popping involved. It makes a nice "ding!" noise when it is done though.
Me too, you can do more with it.

PapaBear
09-30-2009, 11:58 PM
I have a toaster that pops and a toaster oven that dings. I rule.

Chigworthy
10-01-2009, 12:54 AM
I'm in next time I do toast. Guaranteed.

Leticia
10-01-2009, 01:46 AM
I completely get scared when the toast pops up!

I even try to prepare myself for it and then when it happens, I still get startled.
It's completely stupid

PapaBear
10-01-2009, 01:50 AM
The only thing that startles me, is when I'm toasting 4 slices, and two slices pop up as I reach for the first two.

razorboy
10-01-2009, 01:52 AM
Is this a drinking game?

PapaBear
10-01-2009, 01:53 AM
Is this a drinking game?
If it is, this calls for a toast!

razorboy
10-01-2009, 01:57 AM
If it is, this calls for a toast!

I have a bottle of rye.

PapaBear
10-01-2009, 01:59 AM
I have a bottle of rye.
How much bread did that set you back?

razorboy
10-01-2009, 02:05 AM
How much bread did that set you back?

Ehh, I try not to worry about the dough.

nate1000
10-01-2009, 10:15 AM
every once in a while a thread title just makes me chuckle.

Thanks for the laugh.

topless_mike
10-01-2009, 10:42 AM
I think Heidi Klum plays the same game.

i have yet to ever understand how he landed her.

furie
10-01-2009, 06:29 PM
I think Heidi Klum plays the same game.

it's funny because it's true