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King Hippos Bandaid
10-04-2009, 07:01 AM
like the title says..


I go Apple Picking each year with my Wife, Sis in Law and Nephew


I dont sat home because:

A: it makes my wife happy

B: Food: They have Cider Donuts that are fried in front of you and served piping hot

General Store has lots of food to buy for the future and we hot a nice place for lunch



Does this make me Gay , nice husband, a fat slob or all of the above
biggestmexi
10-04-2009, 07:17 AM
a tiny bit of each.
but you dont have that option.

but dont they have bags of the apples sitting out front?
most orchards do that.
Jujubees2
10-04-2009, 07:18 AM
Bravo Hippo, you are a man among men! :clap:
underdog
10-04-2009, 07:19 AM
Are you sucking dick while you pick apples?

Because that's a little gay.
underdog
10-04-2009, 07:19 AM
Is your nephew putting the apples up your ass?

Because that's a little gay.
Judge Smails
10-04-2009, 07:22 AM
I get dragged every year too. Only difference:

no kids = gay

with kids = no gay
Death Metal Moe
10-04-2009, 07:27 AM
No, it's not gay. There's nothing gay with enjoying the weather we have going on right now and wanting to spend some time outside in it as you spend some time with your wife and family.

Only way it could stray into gay is if you JUST went with a buddy or some weird shit like that. And I just say that because everyone who saw you 2 would be whispering to each other about "The gay couple picking apples."
BlackKen
10-04-2009, 07:29 AM
Not gay, but I can hear you drooling over them donuts from Austin. Fat yes
led37zep
10-04-2009, 07:29 AM
My wife and I are going to go apple picking for the first time on the East Coast. I'm really looking forward to it. I used to go all the time as a kid in Nor Cal and really enjoyed it.

By the way...as a general rule of thumb, most romantic acts by a man will be seen as gay by his friends.

However, blowing a guy isn't romantic and incredibly gay...so there is a line Hippo.
biggestmexi
10-04-2009, 07:31 AM
I get dragged every year too.

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-18/drag-queen-red-orange-yellow.jpg
Farmer Dave
10-04-2009, 07:32 AM
I agree w/ Moe. As long as you aren't sneaking off to a quiet out of the way place in the orchard with another man, not gay.
~Katja~
10-04-2009, 07:36 AM
find a place that has apples and grapes and pumpkins. Some local wineries do that and you can buy and taste wine and cider after.
TheMojoPin
10-04-2009, 07:36 AM
Only if you're prancing and skipping as you do it, merrily swinging your basket to and fro singing, "LA-LA-LAAAAAAAA!!!"
Kevin
10-04-2009, 07:42 AM
Do the apples suffer a horrible season ending loss, when you pick
them?
GregoryJoseph
10-04-2009, 08:08 AM
Going out on a beautiful day and enjoying nature is gay?

Since when?

Enjoy yourself!
TheMojoPin
10-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Going out on a beautiful day and enjoying nature is gay?

Since when?

Since hippies and guys in wolf shirts ruined it.
Fallon
10-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Football is on though.
Snoogans
10-04-2009, 09:02 AM
No (You are a Nice Husband)
Annie Waits, boosterp, Death Metal Moe, GregoryJoseph, Jujubees2, King Hippos Bandaid, led37zep, Misteriosa, TheMojoPin


buncha faggots
booster11373
10-04-2009, 09:05 AM
Asking the question is gay, A real man wouldnt care and would just do it because they wanted to
KatPw
10-04-2009, 09:06 AM
It's only gay if you shove the apples up your ass after picking. Or if you refer to the person that you are picking apples with as "Bro" at any point during the excursion.
Any activity + "Bro" = HELLAGAY.
Furtherman
10-04-2009, 09:07 AM
It's better than satting at home.
led37zep
10-04-2009, 09:21 AM
No (You are a Nice Husband)
Annie Waits, boosterp, Death Metal Moe, GregoryJoseph, Jujubees2, King Hippos Bandaid, led37zep, Misteriosa, TheMojoPin


buncha faggots

Hey what are you doing next weekend?

Wanna go apple picking?
TheMojoPin
10-04-2009, 09:33 AM
It's only gay if you shove the apples up your ass after picking.

What if it's his wife stuffing the apples up his ass?
Furtherman
10-04-2009, 09:45 AM
What if it's his wife stuffing the apples up his ass?

That's a hippo luau.
disneyspy
10-04-2009, 09:47 AM
That's a hippo luau.

he calls it foreplay
IamFogHat
10-04-2009, 09:57 AM
Jim Norton was raised on an apple orchard.
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A.J.
10-04-2009, 10:28 AM
Gay? No.

Whipped. Yes.
furie
10-04-2009, 02:58 PM
if you go as a family, then no, it's not gay
Kublakhan61
10-04-2009, 03:22 PM
I went up today to Warwick, NY for some apple picking with my lady friend. We picked about 8 apples and decided hiking would be a lot better.

Not gay but boring as hell. You've picked one, you've picked a hundred. Unless you're a baker or know a baker, I don't get it.
King Hippos Bandaid
10-04-2009, 03:48 PM
Left Late , so we ate Checkers, not at the joint I like


Waited 45 minutes on line, while the women went into the general store and got everthing on my list


I listened to the Giants game from a car radio that was blasting and talked sports with the Men who were stuck going also

ate 5 to 6 Cider Donuts that were fucking hot because they came right out of the fryer


went apple and pumpkin picking for about an hour,

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Imjeff77/jefffury.jpg


wife got her stupid apples for her classroom and my nephew had a blast picking apples


Left and hit another Genral Strore that has awesome applesauce , salad dressings and marinades


not sure if its gay, but all parties were happy
mikeyboy
10-04-2009, 04:01 PM
My kid just got back from apple picking with one of her friends. I have no idea what we're going to do with all of these apples.
KatPw
10-04-2009, 04:05 PM
My kid just got back from apple picking with one of her friends. I have no idea what we're going to do with all of these apples.

Apple pie, apple cake, apple turnovers, baked apples, pork with apples (as long as you are not observant), applesauce, apple galette(the lazy persons apple pie)!
ETA: Apple Crumble and Apple Brown Betty.
Foster
10-04-2009, 04:07 PM
Apple pie, apple cake, apple turnovers, baked apples, pork with apples (as long as you are not observant), applesauce, apple galette(the lazy persons apple pie)!

hmmmm.....

when are you having me over for dinner again?
KatPw
10-04-2009, 04:08 PM
hmmmm.....

when are you having me over for dinner again?

Soon, I promise. It will be epic!
sr71blackbird
10-04-2009, 04:08 PM
I've done it a few times and its enjoyable. Plus, I did catch several nice glimpses of nearby MILF's asses bending over to pick the apples up, or climbing up ladders, looking up at their ripe goolies.
biggirl
10-04-2009, 07:43 PM
I never have actually picked the apples. We go to an apple orchard that just sells the apples in bags or boxes. I typically go by myself during the day. I only make the husband go if we are going to the pumpkin patch. Sometimes not even then.

If my husband goes with we get rushed so I'd rather enjoy a leisurely day at the orchard or patch with just my kids even if I have to chase after them all by myself.

I buy lots of apples to make applesauce and then can it. That reminds me that I will be doing that the next couple of days.
August_West
10-05-2009, 05:17 AM
My kid just got back from apple picking with one of her friends. I have no idea what we're going to do with all of these apples.

Where do they pick apples in TriBeCa ?
A Bodega?
nate1000
10-05-2009, 05:26 AM
I get dragged every year too. Only difference:

no kids = gay

with kids = no gay

This.
Contra
10-05-2009, 07:55 AM
It's only gay if you shove the apples up your ass after picking. Or if you refer to the person that you are picking apples with as "Bro" at any point during the excursion.
Any activity + "Bro" = HELLAGAY.

Saying hellagay is hellagay
King Hippos Bandaid
10-05-2009, 08:05 AM
the surprise of the trip were these mixed assortment of scones


if enjoying scones make me gay, then bring on the penises
topless_mike
10-05-2009, 11:55 AM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Imjeff77/jefffury.jpg


my first thought was "how is he going to reach the apples"
apple picking is a good time. knowing the cheap jew that you are, you probably went to the englishtown area to pick them.

dont let these faggots get you down. i fully support apple, pumpkin, peach and nose pickers.
Furtherman
10-05-2009, 12:03 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Imjeff77/jefffury.jpg



Did someone attack you with a blue highlighter?
topless_mike
10-05-2009, 12:05 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s168/Imjeff77/jefffury.jpg


and whats with the Glass Joe jaw in every picture?
Marc with a c
10-05-2009, 12:10 PM
i'm assuming you've heard the phrase "stripes are slimming." well, not those stripes.
Arkbugark
10-05-2009, 01:46 PM
Its not gay to go apple picking if it ends up in an apple fight. No apple fight = a gay old time.
WampusCrandle
10-05-2009, 02:05 PM
i heart apple picking.
Lady Resin
10-05-2009, 03:04 PM
My kid just got back from apple picking with one of her friends. I have no idea what we're going to do with all of these apples.

http://www.delish.com/recipes/cooking-recipes/fall-apple-recipes?GT1=47001