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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-04-2009, 07:12 PM
I'm a middle-aged, divorced woman who has three cats. I know my lot in life. Yet, I get douche chills when I see shows about "cougars."

What say you?

PapaBear
10-04-2009, 07:13 PM
I'm partial to crazy cat cougars.

Marc with a c
10-04-2009, 07:24 PM
editors blow them both out of the water.

foodcourtdruide
10-04-2009, 08:25 PM
I'm a middle-aged, divorced woman who has three cats. I know my lot in life. Yet, I get douche chills when I see shows about "cougars."

What say you?

Both pathetic. America is currentlu embracing cougars, which means it will eventually tear them down.

~Katja~
10-04-2009, 08:54 PM
I guess I qualify for both as well, now that we adopted a second cat.
30+ & 2 cats, I will die an old lonely maid

vjr97
10-05-2009, 03:37 AM
cat lady by a landslide. cougers are out there fucking and having fun!! hurrraaayyyyyyy there's a lot of women that still lokk pretty f'n hot in there 40's 50's+no bullshitting on
1st dates. if a couger likes u:your going to get pussy

west milly Tom
10-05-2009, 04:30 AM
I don't think either is pathetic. People of all ages need toget laid and ro quote the great Mr. B: pussy is pussy.

JohnCharles
10-05-2009, 04:39 AM
http://api.ning.com/files/SA7M6k8TsPYknqxckNsMgKhsB4F0P6r5HDaoiKYNsprRSy1Ppv 2YtO1yT8ks4MEkqqw2Afb6UTM4PQ9Kw8lU8Qg7KGxIWLg6/SimpsonsCrazyCatLady.jpg

Jujubees2
10-05-2009, 04:53 AM
I guess I qualify for both as well, now that we adopted a second cat.
30+ & 2 cats, I will die an old lonely maid

You're too young to be a cougar. You're just a cougar cub.

nate1000
10-05-2009, 05:29 AM
Let's clarify a bit here:
If the cougar is hot, then there is nothing wrong with her.
If she's a dumpy pear shaped frump deluding herself into believing she is a cougar, then she is every bit as pathetic as the cat lady.

Ritalin
10-05-2009, 05:42 AM
I guess I qualify for both as well, now that we adopted a second cat.
30+ & 2 cats, I will die an old lonely maid

You're too young to be a cougar. You're just a cougar cub.

What he said. You're not a cougar, you're a milf.

Misteriosa
10-05-2009, 06:01 AM
imo, cougars reek of desperation. if you just an older lady who wants to date then fine. when you start using marketing terms to define yourself, thats when you become pathetic. the "cougar" label is stupid. you know what they call an older man who dates a younger woman? a man. the same should apply to women.

Jujubees2
10-05-2009, 06:07 AM
you know what they call an older man who dates a younger woman? a man.

I thought it was "cradle-robber".

~Katja~
10-05-2009, 07:44 AM
imo, cougars reek of desperation. if you just an older lady who wants to date then fine. when you start using marketing terms to define yourself, thats when you become pathetic. the "cougar" label is stupid. you know what they call an older man who dates a younger woman? a man. the same should apply to women.
gvac or gregory joseph

~Katja~
10-05-2009, 07:45 AM
You're too young to be a cougar. You're just a cougar cub.
not if you go by recent definitions on our two favorite radio shows :)

and I don't consider myself a cougar, I was kidding!

TripleSkeet
10-05-2009, 07:50 AM
Cat lady.


I dont see anything pathetic about an older woman that wants to get her fuck on.

Ritalin
10-05-2009, 09:05 AM
Cat lady.


I dont see anything pathetic about an older woman that wants to get her fuck on.

Yeah, get her fuck on!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/05/virgin_wideweb__430x309,0.jpg

boosterp
10-05-2009, 09:11 AM
imo, cougars reek of desperation. if you just an older lady who wants to date then fine. when you start using marketing terms to define yourself, thats when you become pathetic. the "cougar" label is stupid.

Agreed.

Penelope
10-05-2009, 11:52 AM
Once I get over my heartbreak I'm going to start dating again. I've always dated older men, but this time around I may just say yes the next time one of those 19 year old boys at Starbucks asks for my number. I'm just too heartbroken for anything serious or real. Knowing me though, I'll probably fall in love with the 19 year old.
Becoming a cat lady seems like just giving up. That's not for me. I like dogs much better anyway.

NateCantDance
10-05-2009, 12:09 PM
baby can I get those digits?

Tall_James
10-05-2009, 12:42 PM
Cougar Cat Lady Loves To Dance!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/kelsey182/gifs/i221797111_789_2.gif

west milly Tom
10-05-2009, 12:44 PM
imo, cougars reek of desperation. if you just an older lady who wants to date then fine. when you start using marketing terms to define yourself, thats when you become pathetic. the "cougar" label is stupid. you know what they call an older man who dates a younger woman? a man. the same should apply to women.

spoken like a true woman.

Jujubees2
10-05-2009, 12:44 PM
you know what they call an older man who dates a younger woman?

David Letterman?

west milly Tom
10-05-2009, 12:45 PM
David Letterman?

ba zing

topless_mike
10-05-2009, 12:57 PM
i think the term "cougar" is one of the dumbest fucking things i've heard.
older women need dick, too. why deal with old, saggy balls when you can go with a younger man. shit, i would. even right now, i'd much rather bed a woman in her 30's or 40's than some 20 year old.

besides.. the sexiest women are 30's / 40's.

the cat woman that just stays home and has no desire to interact worries me though.

JPMNICK
10-05-2009, 01:43 PM
College would not be as fun without cougars, no one reflects fondly on a cat lady

Arkbugark
10-05-2009, 01:49 PM
Most of the broads who call themselves Cougars should not even be out at the bars. They are too old and look stupid. The worst are the ones who never went to clubs in their 20s and are now out to make up for lost time.
I saw some pix of the chicks i went to HS with out dancing at clubs and it looks like a train wreck. Some people dont know when to just pack it in.

cougarjake13
10-05-2009, 03:23 PM
cougars are hot

cat ladies not so much

Jujubees2
10-05-2009, 03:39 PM
cougars are hot

cat ladies not so much

I don't know. Jenna Fisher is a cat lady

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20225502,00.html

jauble
10-05-2009, 05:23 PM
cougars are hot

cat ladies not so much



I think someone has a bias.

STC-Dub
10-05-2009, 07:30 PM
Cat ladies.

Dude!
10-05-2009, 07:50 PM
cat ladies have little pussies
cougars have big pussies

TheGameHHH
10-05-2009, 08:13 PM
why deal with old, saggy balls when you can go with a younger man. shit, i do.

yea, we know.

A.J.
10-06-2009, 03:44 AM
Cat lady? No. Catwoman? Yes.

http://home.comcast.net/~demes/batman/catwoman.jpg

TjM
10-06-2009, 05:17 AM
gvac or gregory joseph

Or Anthony Cumia

TjM
10-06-2009, 05:18 AM
College would not be as fun without cougars, no one reflects fondly on a cat lady

Leave Fez alone!

Dash77
10-06-2009, 07:42 AM
Cat lady is worse..

keithy_19
10-06-2009, 05:31 PM
I guess I qualify for both as well, now that we adopted a second cat.
30+ & 2 cats, I will die an old lonely maid

And your cats will eat you.

brettmojo
10-06-2009, 05:35 PM
Nothing pathetic about wanting to get your fuck on.

ChrisBrown
10-06-2009, 06:10 PM
Congratulations, Twins. Beat the Yankees!

razorboy
10-06-2009, 06:13 PM
A scat lady.

Death Metal Moe
10-08-2009, 03:16 PM
I was never really too up on the "cougar" thing. The label is what bothers me, not the women. If a woman is sexy, she's sexy no matter what age she is. I just don't like stupid titles personally. Plus starting a "Come fuck us" convention or club is kinda creepy and cheap.

JackieJokeMan
10-08-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm the worst and gone forever.

Death Metal Moe
10-08-2009, 08:18 PM
JJM'S garbage

Wow, I knew somebody had to be a cocksucker at some point. Good job.

JackieJokeMan
10-09-2009, 02:22 AM
Blibbety-blabber.

EliSnow
10-09-2009, 04:55 AM
Jackie's going to have to tell his bad jokes somewhere else from now on.

Death Metal Moe
10-09-2009, 10:29 AM
Jackie's going to have to tell his bad jokes somewhere else from now on.

Now there's a cryin' fuckin' shame. A real shame indeed.

Furtherman
10-09-2009, 10:50 AM
Plus starting a "Come fuck us" convention or club is kinda creepy and cheap.

I'll say!























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