Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 10/05/2009

[EliSnow]

Have at it.

http://www.vidapictures.com/images/vida-guerra-fhm.jpg


Please consult a doctor before taking Cialias. You can even ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

Bergen Bar Night is Saturday October 10th at Tommy Fox's. 8P.M. Enjoy Guinness with friends. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83802)

RonFez.net Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)

Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

If you dare.

[JohnCharles]

What's going on people!?

[ralphbxny]

Good Morning

[biggestmexi]

wha happen to OnJ?

i didnt hear anything about them leaving early

[ralphbxny]

Opie is Sick, Ant is sick and called out and Jimmy hates them both.

[biggestmexi]

Opie is Sick, Ant is sick and called out and Jimmy hates them both.

well i was listening to the shitty e-rock time waste, then a bit more....then break and came back with worst of.

i just dont remember them saying anything about leaving.

but then again i wasnt paying much attention after that erock bit

[Meataball23]

Morning buddays:bye:

[EliSnow]

Today's Ichiban: Oakland Raiders coach may be arrested for assaulting an assistant coach in training camp.

[Meataball23]

Today's Ichiban: Oakland Raiders coach may be arrested for assaulting an assistant coach in training camp.


They should arrest al davis for destroying an nfl franchise and impersonating a sea monster

[Lady Resin]

well i was listening to the shitty e-rock time waste, then a bit more....then break and came back with worst of.

i just dont remember them saying anything about leaving.

but then again i wasnt paying much attention after that erock bit

Ope has a doctors appt. He's getting the pipe up the ole' rump today.

[RhinoinMN]

Ope has a doctors appt. He's getting the pipe up the ole' rump today.

Actually I think it is going down his throat. He was talking about acid reflux.

[biggestmexi]

Actually I think it is going down his throat. He was talking about acid reflux.

A2M

:clap:

[Hottub]

Morning my buddays.:bye:

[EliSnow]

And so it begins ....

Today's song is "Old King" by Neil Young.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,made it! nice start eli

SHOWTIME!

NICE EARLY START

[EliSnow]

Morning my buddays.:bye:

Welcome to the party, pal!

http://i44.tinypic.com/24w7f9w.jpg

[FrogSlayer]

mornin buddys

[disneyspy]

the twinks have been the hottest team in baseball the last 20 games,the tigers have been playin good ball

[EliSnow]

I like Ronnie's thought about giving your wife beads at any time while at home to see her tits.

[foodcourtdruide]

When someone uses the word "momentum" i translate it as: "I watch ESPN and that's how I get my sports opinions".

[disneyspy]

this is the first season in years i havent been to a tiger game,the tigers didnt fuckin choke!

the twins just played amazin ball

[Marc with a c]

the twinks have been the hottest team in baseball the last 20 games,the tigers have been playin good ball

not good enough.

[disneyspy]

not good enough.

i think verlander is a jersey boy too,penn marc

[RhinoinMN]

The Twins have nostalgia going for them too.

Last night was supposed to be the last game in the dome. Now they get one more. Twins are going to make it a memorable one.

[Marc with a c]

i think verlander is a jersey boy too,penn marc

i don't.

[disneyspy]

we need a top ten reasons david letterman slept around,wheres the dishwasher dude when you need him?

[Hottub]

Poon can drive a man to do crazy things.

[RhinoinMN]

Poon can drive a man to do crazy things.

Like marriage.

[JohnCharles]

Who really cares!?

He's rich as hell. He can retire and fuck whoever he wants.

[disneyspy]

10.Poon can drive a man to do crazy things.

9. paul shaffer was busy

[foodcourtdruide]

I don't even understand the Letterman thing. Did America think he was a virgin? Who cares?

[dishwasherdude]

8. He's a man, dammit!

[Hottub]

7) To prove that even an Alfred E. Newman look-alike can get laid

[biggestmexi]

8. He's a man, dammit!

8) To prove that even an Alfred E. Newman look-alike can get laid

hahahahah

[JohnCharles]

6.) Pinheads at GE made me do it.

[dishwasherdude]

5. With those teeth of his he can eat pussy through a wire fence

[biggestmexi]

6.) Pinheads at GE made me do it.

6. With those teeth of his he can eat pussy through a wire fence

AH

HAHAHAH

[EliSnow]

4. Seeing those hookers in Time Square day in and day out got him worked up.

[dishwasherdude]

3. Peeeeeople dave meets in the dark. (sing it)

[Meataball23]

Ron is doing a SHOCKANDJOCK! impression

[dishwasherdude]

Ron is doing a SHOCKANDJOCK! impression

lleeder on hold right now i bet

[disneyspy]

Maaaaaaaan Time!

[EliSnow]

Maaaaan Time!!!!

I love scratching myself all day!

Maaaaan Time!!!!

[disneyspy]

I TOLD MY CHICK TO BRING SOME TOILET PAPER TO BED CUZ I WAS GONNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER,Maaaaaaaan TIME!

[Dell]

I like the smell of my farts....MAAAANNNTIME...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Well at least for the first time they're playing a manly music bed.

[EliSnow]

3. Peeeeeople dave meets in the dark. (sing it)

2. Because men fuck chicks. Maaaan Time!!!

[foodcourtdruide]

espnside dave

[disneyspy]

1. Being From Indiana He Liked To Yell "Hoosier Daddy!?!"

[JohnCharles]

1. Being From Indiana He Liked To Yell "hoosier Daddy!?!"

Hahahaha!!!!

Top of the comedy pyramid.

[Hottub]

1. Being From Indiana He Liked To Yell "Hoosier Daddy!?!"

:clap:

[disneyspy]

i'm so proud of all of you for not knowin the answer to the twitter question

[Dell]

i'm so proud of all of you for not knowin the answer to the twitter question

I think you have to have a twitter account (or something like that) to post answers...rules me out...

[disneyspy]

sounds like oscar is goin to make some friends

a ghee ghee ghee

[EliSnow]

Actually, at the end of the series, Chandler quit his job and got involved in advertising.

[JohnCharles]

That broad makes my city look bad.

Pay 100 bucks?

She's nuts!

[biggestmexi]

is friends the same as Seinfeld?

I never saw both.

[Hottub]

If you like snow, fried food and Price Rite.
Otherwise it blows.

[disneyspy]

what!?! seinfeld is on curb!?! i gotta start tivo'n

[Hottub]

I care about as much as when he had his own series.:thumbdown:

[EliSnow]

is friends the same as Seinfeld?

I never saw both.

You never saw Seinfeld?


And no, they are not the same. The only things the same is that they were sitcoms set in NY. Other than that, they were two different shows.

[JohnCharles]

If you like snow, fried food and Price Rite.
Otherwise it blows.

Fuck Price Rite.

That invasive species.

[disneyspy]

is friends the same as Seinfeld?

I never saw both.

seinfeld >>>> friends

[Hottub]

I can see it being a hit. All the people who used to watch it every day.
Then they will see it and think Meh.

[Dirtybird12]

Was afraid Jerry and the gang would ruin Curb.. but after watching it.. thought it was pretty funny and well done. The reason Larry decides to do the reunion show sets it up perfect.

[disneyspy]

did that lady just call her husband "lia"? thats an odd name for a guy

[biggestmexi]

You never saw Seinfeld?


And no, they are not the same. The only things the same is that they were sitcoms set in NY. Other than that, they were two different shows.

im 23

whaddya expect?

show seems a little faggy to me.

does any die or get killed?

[PD]

seinfeld >>>> friends
add in a few >>


Was afraid Jerry and the gang would ruin Curb.. but after watching it.. thought it was pretty funny and well done. The reason Larry decides to do the reunion show sets it up perfect.
I do get Ron's point though, the curb cast was better in this than Seinfeld cast.

it was very well done, and very much about Larry.

[ANC]

My sister met Susie Essman the other day. She said she's fuckin hilarious and a very nice gal..

[disneyspy]

My sister met Susie Essman the other day. She said she's fuckin hilarious and a very nice gal..

nice gal,nice family...

[ANC]

im 23

whaddya expect?

show seems a little faggy to me.

does any die or get killed?

Some people die from envelopes, others are saved from junior mints.

[Baby DEW Year]

Some people die from envelopes, others are saved from junior mints.

Mexi is not sponge-worthy!

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

late start for me. hopefully i can hear the rest of the show.

[EliSnow]

After all of those hair bets, etc., makes sense if he couldn't keep track of it all.

[Dell]

I thought O&A shaved a strip in his hair during the afro challenge...is that what he is talking about...

[biggestmexi]

Mexi is not sponge-worthy!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZAECHDaEk4g/R4nBWMslbrI/AAAAAAAAB7w/npjLc4Tv6UM/s320/shut%2520the%2520fuck%2520up.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3984&size=1

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3991

[EliSnow]

There should be a fucktwitterhard.com

[disneyspy]

There should be a fucktwitterhard.com


when seenow comes out next year there will be

[EliSnow]

I just read that it's been 40 years since Monty Python's Flying Circus debuted on the BBC.

Mexi, have you seen any of that, you young whippersnapper?

[disneyspy]

women dont like polls?

[biggestmexi]

I just read that it's been 40 years since Monty Python's Flying Circus debuted on the BBC.

Mexi, have you seen any of that, you young whippersnapper?

yes, and the life of brian.

both great.

not to mention fawlty towers.

hhmmmm....maybe i like good shows :tongue:


but i seem to have a unwilling (yet odd) fascination with UK things

[Meataball23]

Fez hates women...shocker

[yojimbo7248]

wow, Fez really, really doesn't like women

[EliSnow]

women dont like polls?

polls = lleeder

[disneyspy]

lily,hubba hubba


http://i33.tinypic.com/2912wxt.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Chris Stanley:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/Manos99/19323-23867.gif

[Hottub]

How can you be a poon monster, yet dislike women so much?

[EliSnow]

How can you be a poon monster, yet dislike women so much?

Some of the bigger poon monsters are exactly like that.

[disneyspy]

How can you be a poon monster, yet dislike women so much?

its the area thats not the poon that i dont like

[biggestmexi]

his what pants?

[disneyspy]

ronny b's comedy club was in a hotel in clearwater,you could tell when there was a ron and ron crowd and when it was just tourists,the tourist ruined it

[EliSnow]

I could never play fantasy football. It makes football to much work.

[disneyspy]

I could never play fantasy football. It makes football to much work.

do you picture the players in their jockstraps?

[Meataball23]

yahoo/espn does all the work

fantasy is great, but I hate when the buddays say things like "the qb should get or lose points for winning or losing" thats insane

[EliSnow]

do you picture the players in their jockstraps?

I'm guessing you do, given how fast that came to you.

[disneyspy]

I'm guessing you do, given how fast that came to you.

thats what she said,or somethin close(its when i pull out)

[Hottub]

I'd probably have fun, but I can't devote that sort of time to it.

[disneyspy]

I'd probably have fun, but I can't devote that sort of time to it.

just think of jason seahorn

[biggestmexi]

im enjoying this piano.

what is it?

[disneyspy]

im enjoying this piano.

what is it?

probably andrew w k

[biggestmexi]

yes now it sounds as if it would be him

[ANC]

im enjoying this piano.

what is it?

a type of musical instrument.

[disneyspy]

a type of musical instrument.

HA! bravo ANC

[EliSnow]

im enjoying this piano.

what is it?

It's a musical instrument with strings and black and white keys, but that's not important right now.

[yojimbo7248]

that sounded great. if demonoid is up again, I'll download it.

[biggestmexi]

a type of musical instrument.

:tongue:

[biggestmexi]

that sounded great. if demonoid is up again, I'll download it.

:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

more like WHEN!

[biggestmexi]

It's a musical instrument with strings and black and white keys, but that's not important right now.

now that just sounds ridiculous.

[Patient zer0]

I miss demonoid, nowhere else to go

[biggestmexi]

Do Ron & Fez actually read or post on the boards?
Ron regularly visits the site and mentions it on the air. Fez is too busy wooing his girlfriend in Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada.

fez has a gf in canada?

thats what the FAQ says

[Patient zer0]

I dunno

[biggestmexi]

I dunno

http://i41.tinypic.com/11khao8.jpg
WHY NOT!!

[disneyspy]

maybe you young kids could watch a movie called THE BREAKFAST CLUB,it might answer some questions for you

[EliSnow]

Do Ron & Fez actually read or post on the boards?
Ron regularly visits the site and mentions it on the air. Fez is too busy wooing his girlfriend in Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada.

fez has a gf in canada?

thats what the FAQ says

Prior to about two year and half years ago, he said he did.

The FAQ needs updating.

[biggestmexi]

ronnie b, name droppin...

[disneyspy]

until last november i last visited NYC in the mid 80s,i couldnt believe how different it was

[Patient zer0]

http://i41.tinypic.com/11khao8.jpg
WHY NOT!!
I'm scurrred

[Patient zer0]

I've never been to nyc. Was planning on going this summer/fall. Didn't happen.

Try for next year

[EliSnow]

If this guy was speaking at Yale, maybe he was the reason Ron was up there.

[disneyspy]

I've never been to nyc. Was planning on going this summer/fall. Didn't happen.

Try for next year

its like a really busy epcot center

[Patient zer0]

I was thinking I may not enjoy it as it would be too busy with people to do the tourist thing

[yojimbo7248]

great interview. I love when Ron talks to people about the mystery of the creative process.

[EliSnow]

I was thinking I may not enjoy it as it would be too busy with people to do the tourist thing

You can do the tourist thing and stay away from the bigger tourist areas. NYC's a great place to visit. Get some information from people here about places to eat, etc. that aren't famous and you'll have a great time.

[Patient zer0]

I'd like to know the good spots to eat, the good spots to visit. Kinda stay just outside of the mainstream tourist spots.

Just nothing above 105th

[disneyspy]

I was thinking I may not enjoy it as it would be too busy with people to do the tourist thing

its pretty cool.the only people that will look at you are the beggars,i'm in awe of tall buidings and havin one tall buidin right next to another next to another is pretty great. foster misti and katja took me on a walkin tour and its amazin how much of the stuff ive seen over the years on tv and movies is all real close together. the island isnt very wide and when you have two drunk people with you at 4AM you can circle it in about an hour

[biggestmexi]

im going to have to pick this album up i do so believe

[Patient zer0]

By that you mean steal?













Gut boi

[biggestmexi]

Gut boi

easy J

[Patient zer0]

Ill plan a trip for next fall. Ill chat with you big city folks.

Also if there is an rnf event maybe ill time the trip with that.

[MisterSmith]

Wow - that was really nice. Improvised Classical Piano is not something I am tremendously familiar with, but that sounded great.

Way to go Andrew WK! :clap:

[Patient zer0]

easy J
Cool it A

[Patient zer0]

Ahhh big A

[biggestmexi]

Cool it Ass

Watch your language you Jerk

[disneyspy]

im surprised bobby lane didnt beat all teams back in the 50s

[EliSnow]

Farve playing for the Vikes at Lambeau Field will be big, but half the crowd tonight at the Metrodome will be Packers fans. So the Lambeau return won't be as big as it otherwise would.

[Patient zer0]

Watch your language you Jerk
Rude and rude.

[biggestmexi]

i find it funny that, unlike chirstmas, your halloween decorations will be down by the next day.

Christmas. maybe a month or so after.

[Patient zer0]

Friends again?

[biggestmexi]

Friends again?

:unsure:







:happy:

[Patient zer0]

A month or so min, some of my whacky neighbors have their lights on in early march. It makes me sick

[biggestmexi]

A month or so min, some of my whacky neighbors have their lights on in early march. It makes me sick

would you say upset tummy?

[Patient zer0]

Not to mention they put the lights up and on early dec.

I'm going to keep my halloween decor up till xmas

[disneyspy]

i keep my gargoyles out year round

[biggestmexi]

well its not the day of the dead for nuttin
http://www.blisstree.com/flyawaycafe/files/2006/10/day-of-the-dead.jpg

[Patient zer0]

would you say upset tummy?

Me go boom boom

[Patient zer0]

Fiesta of the dead

[Baby DEW Year]

i keep my gargoyles out year round

...and by gargoyles, do you mean taffy balls?

[biggestmexi]

i keep my gargoyles out year round

you sit outside all year round?

doesnt it get cold



ah booooo

[EliSnow]

ESD doesn't realize that he can buy candy to give out at his place, and then eat whatever he doesn't give a way at night.

[biggestmexi]

ESD doesn't realize that he can buy candy to give out at his place, and then eat whatever he doesn't give a way at night.

yeah but then you know what your getting
:wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

I think the caller and Ron mean Jehovahs, all the mormons I've met have birthdays.

[Patient zer0]

Ah boo to you sir.
That stunk

:)

[disneyspy]

i had two hot jehovas witnesses come knockin on my door last saturday,all i got out of it was a watch tower magazine

[EliSnow]

yeah but then you know what your getting
:wallbash:

I'd rather know what I'm getting and get the candy I want then get shit I don't like.

[Baby DEW Year]

You can hear the faildozer in the background of this call!

[EliSnow]

i had two hot jehovas witnesses come knockin on my door last saturday,all i got out of it was a watch tower magazine

Did you get those two guys to come in your house?

[disneyspy]

You can hear the faildozer in the background of this call!

hahahahahahahhahahaha!!

no wonder it was so bad

[disneyspy]

Did you get those two guys to come in your house?

couldnt tell,they were wearin really thick condoms

[EliSnow]

Both are gay.

The question is which is gayer.

[Meataball23]

Haha did Fez just make the case that hes not gay?

[disneyspy]

a guy jerkin off another guy is just hitch hikin

[Patient zer0]

Let's touch dicks

[Patient zer0]

I'm lookin at you disneyspy

[Servo]

They're equally gay.

[disneyspy]

prison gay is still gay,plenty of guys do time and dont do men

[Misteriosa]

what am i listening to? how did we get to this topic? why do i feel this will end with fezzie crying?

(work has been super crazy)

[Patient zer0]

The phrase, gettin blown makes me laff

[disneyspy]

I'm lookin at you disneyspy

you look too much like john locke

[EliSnow]

A couple of weeks ago, Ron was essentially taking the same position Fez was: that is what you do sexually, and not your desires, defines your sexuality.

[Patient zer0]

I have just dotted the I on penciling david gay

[Patient zer0]

you look too much like john locke
Hot, I know.

Grrrrrrrrrrowl

[Meataball23]

A couple of weeks ago, Ron was essentially taking the same position Fez was: that is what you do sexually, and not your desires, defines your sexuality.

Yup, I liked when he gave the example of a guy has gay acts all day but goes home and jerks off thinking of women.

[Dell]

a guy jerkin off another guy is just hitch hikin

:laugh:

[EliSnow]

I love it when ESD gets angry with Casey for possibly doing something that he does.

[Patient zer0]

a guy jerkin off another guy is just hitch hikin
Gas, grass or ass

[disneyspy]

I love it when ESD gets angry with Casey for possibly doing something that he does.

dave thinks of derek jeter?

[Hottub]

prison gay is still gay,plenty of guys do time and dont do men

I fucked guys like you in the can. In the ass I fucked 'em.

http://api.ning.com/files/HV28NgJR2Wi3C9lUrdBHlMqlYVYbLSnpEb2cjZPJgVImKYU-sFwzd3YPaopMptCQO2T6854Qnq09ysMjdb4RK2R72B-AXgtA/2130927768_3ffc747a77_o.jpg

[EliSnow]

"Riding the captain's cock?"

[Dell]

I fucked guys like you in the can. In the ass I fucked 'em.

http://api.ning.com/files/HV28NgJR2Wi3C9lUrdBHlMqlYVYbLSnpEb2cjZPJgVImKYU-sFwzd3YPaopMptCQO2T6854Qnq09ysMjdb4RK2R72B-AXgtA/2130927768_3ffc747a77_o.jpg

I don't remember that line from the movie...is that your edit Tubby...

[Patient zer0]

What movie?

[Patient zer0]

Dave is a sick fuck

[Meataball23]

Yeah zero chance everytime ESD watches porn the imagines his wife in that role.

Occasionally fine but no way its everytime.

[Dell]

Dave is a sick fuck

first day listener?...

[EliSnow]

first day listener?...

Long time caller.

[Patient zer0]

first day listener?...
Long time listner, first time caller.

[disneyspy]

fez with LOTD "is this jeter again?"

[EliSnow]

Rape is rape, regardless if you start to enjoy it.

I've heard that some rape victoms have involuntary orgasms, and it really screws with their head shame-wise.

[Hottub]

I don't remember that line from the movie...is that your edit Tubby...

It was very close to that, but there is no way I can call DS a kid.

[disneyspy]

It was very close to that, but there is no way I can call DS a kid.

hes too busy callin me poppy

[biggestmexi]

i call black!

[EliSnow]

While you can trademark a certain that is used to signify your product, you can't use the trademark to ban all uses of that color.

The US Supreme Court held that colors can be trademarked in 1995 in a case called Qualitex.

However, it's pretty hard for any one color to be so distinctive for a product that it symbolizes that one product/service in everyone's mind.

[Hottub]

http://obscuresportsquarterly.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/davidortiz.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

http://obscuresportsquarterly.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/davidortiz.jpg

More like...
http://www.hellokids.com/_uploads/_tiny_galerie/200901/poopdeck-pappy-source_kzc.jpg

[Patient zer0]

Popeye? More like cockeye

[disneyspy]

baby dew year?

this picture is so wrong,who would mount n do a baby?

http://i33.tinypic.com/5194kh.jpg

[biggestmexi]

we can hear you perfectly fine ronnie

[Baby DEW Year]

we can hear you perfectly fine ronnie

kiss ass!

[Furtherman]

What is the conundrum?

You go over there and say "Hey, can I get that plate back?"

[biggestmexi]

What is the conundrum?

You go over there and say "Hey, can I get that plate back?"

i was going to go with rape his wife.....but that works too

[Dell]

I agree with Ron...these visual bits don't play very well...

[disneyspy]

I agree with Ron...these visual bits don't play very well...

if you want to see this great head shavin bit,go to 202friends twitter

tigers had to use verlander yesterday to ensure the win,i think the tigers are in trouble

[foodcourtdruide]

Didn't Tatis hit 2 grand slams in one inning? Dave said 7 RBI in an inning is a record.

[Meataball23]

I love a-rod. I hate the anti a-rod yankee sentiment.

The "true yankee" stuff is bullcrap

[ralphbxny]

C-ya

[disneyspy]

I love a-rod.

hee hee

later buddays,have a good one

c'ya!

[foodcourtdruide]

Didn't Tatis hit 2 grand slams in one inning? Dave said 7 RBI in an inning is a record.

Just checked, and he did. espnside dave strikes again!

Unless I simply misheard dave, which is likely :)

[EliSnow]

See-ya buddays!

[Hottub]

I really gotta take a leak.

Because it's Maaaaan Time!!!

Later.

[hammersavage]

Didn't Tatis hit 2 grand slams in one inning? Dave said 7 RBI in an inning is a record.

Off the same pitcher no less. That was in the NL. A-Rod set the AL record last night, don't know what Dave said tho.

[foodcourtdruide]

Off the same pitcher no less. That was in the NL. A-Rod set the AL record last night, don't know what Dave said tho.

He likely meant that. I just wanted to use the "espnside dave" nickname again.