R&F Sirius/XM Listening Thread for 10/06/09

[disneyspy]

goooooooood mornin buuuuddays!

its a keeley tuesday so lets get ready to rumble

http://i37.tinypic.com/9qctxh.jpg

[Hottub]

Morning.:bye:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_dcDhYOP4aDo/R7MEKbykabI/AAAAAAAAAdI/frGyAVCDHiM/s1600/keeley-hazell-500-600-2.jpg

(For Disneyspy)

Please consult a doctor before taking Cialias. You can even ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)


Bergen Bar Night is This Saturday October 10th at Tommy Fox's. 8P.M. Enjoy Guinness with friends. Buy a pint for your favorite Mods. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83802)

RonFez.net Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)

Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

We will be thrilled.
Alright, Boppers!

[FrogSlayer]

morning everyone. Hoping for a good show today... I need a few laughs

[FrogSlayer]

DS scooped you

[disneyspy]

Morning.:bye:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_dcDhYOP4aDo/R7MEKbykabI/AAAAAAAAAdI/frGyAVCDHiM/s1600/keeley-hazell-500-600-2.jpg

(For Disneyspy)

Please consult a doctor before taking Cialias. You can even ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)


Bergen Bar Night is This Saturday October 10th at Tommy Fox's. 8P.M. Enjoy Guinness with friends. Buy a pint for your favorite Mods. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83802)

RonFez.net Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)

Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

We will be thrilled.
Alright, Boppers!

sweet pic,thanks for the links now merge these,mod-boy

[Hottub]

Done and done, Pops.

[disneyspy]

Done and done, Pops.

http://i33.tinypic.com/9ggb2u.jpg


LETS GO TIGERS!!

[biggestmexi]

some old man blew is load early today.

[disneyspy]

some old man blew is load early today.

this old man,he play sticks
he play smack smack with his dick
with a mexi smack fatty whack
give a broad a bone
this old man took a rain day at home

[biggestmexi]

this old man,he play sticks
he play smack smack with his dick
with a mexi smack fatty whack
give a broad a bone
this old man took a rain day at home

ha.....i never said it was you.....old man

[Hottub]

Well, I blew my load early by eating my snack at 9:00
Mmm. Pepperoni pizza.

[Boogie in Va]

Morning buddays.

[biggestmexi]

Well, I blew my load early by eating my snack at 9:00
Mmm. Pepperoni pizza.

ha thats nothing.

i had a 920 calorie chimichanga yesterday at about this time

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 BURRITO (284g)
Servings Per Container 1
Amount Per Serving
Calories 920____ Calories from Fat 510
_________________% Daily Value *
Total Fat 57g
___ Saturated Fat 15g___ 73%
___ Trans Fat 1g
Cholesterol 40mg___ 13%
Sodium 1,140mg___ 47%
Total Carbohydrate 83g___ 28%
___ Dietary Fiber 8g 33%
___ Sugars 2g
Protein 22g

[biggestmexi]

hey Rhino

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?threadid=1591091

[disneyspy]

hey Rhino

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?threadid=1591091

sounds like somethin epo would be into

[Hottub]

sounds like somethin epo would be into

I didn't read it, but I'm guessing it has something to do with Thai Lads if epo would like it.

[disneyspy]

I didn't read it, but I'm guessing it has something to do with Thai Lads if epo would like it.

i think those milwaukee guys are in to laiotian boys

at least that was what jeffrey dahmer was

[burrben]

good morning all :drunk:

[biggestmexi]

http://kakesbykelly.com/images/albums/NewAlbum_baa41/anthonywithbttfcake2009.jpg

[red_red_red]

good morning boys :smile:

[Hottub]

Red?
What are you doin' here? I figured you'd be out shopping, or baking yourself a cake.

Well, we're happy to have ya.

[red_red_red]

Red?
What are you doin' here? I figured you'd be out shopping, or baking yourself a cake.

Well, we're happy to have ya.
i will be excusing myself later in the day to go shoe shopping, but i need coffee first.
no cake, just beers with candles :thumbup:

[EliSnow]

Today's Ichiban: Brett Favre throws 3 TDs to lead Vikes over Packers last night.

[disneyspy]

Today's Ichiban: Brett Favre throws 3 TDs to lead Vikes over Packers last night.

ichiban: 3 americans share nobel prize in physics,ok maybe only mikeyboy finds that as bein the #1 story

[RhinoinMN]

Today's Ichiban: Brett Favre throws 3 TDs to lead Vikes over Packers last night.

FUCK YEAH!

I love football and beer!

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Time!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

hey Rhino

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?threadid=1591091

See ya there.

[biggestmexi]

See ya there.

uhm no. sorry.

[Misteriosa]

ive organized my work so that i should be glued to my desk today. its been so long since ive heard a full show.

[Hottub]

ive organized my work so that i should be glued to my desk today. its been so long since ive heard a full show.
I wish I could do the same.
I'll try my best.

[biggestmexi]

ive organized my work so that i should be glued to my desk today. its been so long since ive heard a full show.

to bad its best of today

[EliSnow]

I have an 11 am call that I need to be on, and then get lunch. After that, I'll be listening for the rest of the show.

[biggestmexi]

I have an 11 am call that I need to be on, and then get lunch. After that, I'll be listening for the rest of the show.

dont worry.
your a mod....we dont expect you to listen

[disneyspy]

dont worry.
your a mod....we dont expect you to listen

this young man,he play slap
he slap mods with his clap
with a slip slap fatty whack
give a broad a bone
this young man came all over eli snow

[biggestmexi]

this young man,he play slap
he slap mods with his clap
with a slip slap fatty whack
give a broad a bone
this young man came all over eli snow

http://www.theemptyroom.com/Share/disgust.jpg

[EliSnow]

Today's song is "Leave Them All Behind" by Ride.

[RhinoinMN]

eli is fast

[Hottub]

eli is fast

Just ask Mrs. Snow.

[biggestmexi]

eli is fast

i coulda been faster

[rooter]

Did they let Fez pick the opening music again? Blech.

[EliSnow]

eli is fast

Only when I want to be.

[PD]

real world ichiban.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091006/ap_on_re_as/as_pakistan
Pakistan braces for more bombings after Taliban takes credit for suicide bombing a UN relief agency.

Spokesman Azam Tariq said the Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack on the U.N. office and vowed to carry out more attacks.
"The U.N. and other foreign (aid groups) are not working in the interest of Muslims. We are watching their activities. They are infidels," he told The Associated Press by telephone from an undisclosed location.

[Misteriosa]

ronnie's using aol? that a rube thing to do...

[RhinoinMN]

i coulda been faster

Nothing to be proud of.

[disneyspy]

if kathleen is helpin mooche,they're all dead,shes killin us in the football pickem

[Misteriosa]

i kno i heart kathleen and bri bri :wub:

[biggestmexi]

can everyone here touch there hands behind there back?

one over the back, one behind the back? and touch and grab?

[Misteriosa]

can everyone here touch there hands behind there back?

one over the back, one behind the back? and touch and grab?

i know i can... all those years of unhooking my bra :happy:

[disneyspy]

can everyone here touch there hands behind there back?

one over the back, one behind the back? and touch and grab?

i cant,my saggy balls get in the way

[Dell]

morning buddays...Ron calling Tanley a fag just made me spit coffee...

[biggestmexi]

my boss was amazed that i could scratch my entire back my self.

He can get one arm to touch his shoulder and the other to touch mid-lower back.

I laughed at him.....while scratching my back

[biggestmexi]

i know i can... all those years of unhooking my bra :happy:

the up and over?

that would seem like an odd way to unhook your bra :lol:

[Dell]

i know i can... all those years of unhooking my bra :happy:

same reason mexi gave...

[RhinoinMN]

my boss was amazed that i could scratch my entire back my self.

He can get one arm to touch his shoulder and the other to touch mid-lower back.

I laughed at him.....while scratching my back

I wish I worked with you guys. Sounds like a real hoot!

[Misteriosa]

the up and over?

that would seem like an odd way to unhook your bra :lol:

i usually unhook from the bottom. :o

[disneyspy]

suddenly i feel like watchin SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

[Baby DEW Year]

suddenly i feel like watchin SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

Rockin' and Rollin' and what not..

[Dell]

suddenly i feel like watchin SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

I hope Ron starts his imitation now...

[RhinoinMN]

the up and over?

that would seem like an odd way to unhook your bra :lol:

Who cares how they do it as long as they do it?

[Hottub]

Stupid bras.

Let the puppies breathe.

[biggestmexi]

Who cares how they do it as long as they do it?

arent you taking the MAN time thing a bit too far.






:tongue:

[biggestmexi]

I wish I worked with you guys. Sounds like a real hoot!

yeah :dry:

[RhinoinMN]

arent you taking the MAN time thing a bit too far.






:tongue:

I love Chickssssssssss, and their titsssssss.

[biggestmexi]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/fezwig.jpg

[August_West]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/fezwig.jpg



He looks like a cancer survivor

[disneyspy]

i just use NFL site,all updates every 15 seconds

[Dell]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/fezwig.jpg

a picture that screams...I'm happy being alone...

[disneyspy]

letterman apologized to his staff?

seems like that what got him in trouble

[~Katja~]

letterman apologized to his staff?

seems like that what got him in trouble
no, he apologized cause with his statement all current employees were basically harassed by the media trying to to find out who else he screwed

[disneyspy]

no, he apologized cause with his statement all current employees were basically harassed by the media trying to to find out who else he screwed

um,someone explain that joke to her,if i do it she'll get all literal on me

[Misteriosa]

um,someone explain that joke to her,if i do it she'll get all literal on me

was it supposed to be a penis joke? :unsure:

[Patient zer0]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/fezwig.jpg

That looks like every pedo shot you see on the news.

[disneyspy]

when i watch the tour de france on HD it does look a great country to visit,i dont know about livin there tho

[Dell]

when i watch the tour de france on HD it does look a great country to visit,i dont know about livin there tho

yeah...but I hear there are a lot of French people there...

[yojimbo7248]

this list that puts American cities as best in the world sounds suspicious. I find many listeners will see something on Drudge and just repeat what they read without looking into it.

[yojimbo7248]

I think gay marriage is allowed in several European countries

[disneyspy]

I think gay marriage is allowed in several European countries

translyvania and licktenstein

[yojimbo7248]

Vancouver - best city on the planet

[Willmore]

Fez should be happy, it's practice.

[biggestmexi]

ill be getting a tonsilectomy soon

[RhinoinMN]

"Put a set of hairy balls on the end of the scope"

:lol:

[Baby DEW Year]

ill be getting a tonsilectomy soon

I forgot how young you are!...good luck!

[biggestmexi]

I forgot how young you are!...good luck!

im 23 fucker..

i guess thats young around here.

[biggestmexi]

I forgot how young you are!...good luck!

i wish i did get it done younger......its same day surgery now.

No ice cream.














i bet my heart is blacker than his uncles!

[Baby DEW Year]

i guess that young around here.

Yes it is!!:sad:

[Dell]

im 23 fucker..

i guess that young around here.

prepubescent around here...:wink:

[RhinoinMN]

Production meetings. Miss the aftershows.:glurps:

[biggestmexi]

that must have been dan laroe

[disneyspy]

the only thing this is provin is tweeters are hack

[RhinoinMN]

the only thing this is provin is tweeters are hack

No shit.

[biggestmexi]

No shit.

i like the "more like to gay"

[wkj]

Went to the Dallas/Denver game this weekend; best time I have ever had. Tailgated for 4 hours. Unfortunately, my Boys lost in a very exciting game.

[disneyspy]

i like the "more like to gay"

ya i guess not all of them suck

[biggestmexi]

that last one was showerbench

[RhinoinMN]

ya i guess not all of them suck

Also available in heterosexual was good too.

[disneyspy]

Went to the Dallas/Denver game this weekend; best time in I have ever had. Tailgated for 4 hours. Unfortunately, my Boys lost in a very exciting game.

what game were your boys playin?

[PD]

actually aren't Harvest moons in the US relatively large in appearance?

edit
the Harvest Moon and Hunter's Moon are special, because around the time of these full moons, the time difference between moonrise on successive evenings is shorter than usual. In other words, the moon rises approximately 30 minutes later, from one night to the next, as seen from about 40 degrees N. or S. latitude, for several evenings around the full Hunter's or Harvest Moons. Thus there is no long period of darkness between sunset and moonrise around the time following these full moons. In times past this feature of these autumn moons was said to help farmers working to bring in their crops (or, in the case of the Hunter's Moon, hunters tracking their prey). They could continue being productive by moonlight even after the sun had set. Hence the name Harvest Moon. The reason for the shorter-than-usual rising time between successive moonrises around the time of the Harvest and Hunter's Moon is that the ecliptic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecliptic)—the plane of Earth's orbit around the sun—makes a narrow angle with respect to the horizon in the evening in autumn.

[realmenhatelife]

Excuse me I'll break the news to the Blue Moon and each of the Del Vikings.

[biggestmexi]

dave is so stupid

[Dell]

Went to the Dallas/Denver game this weekend; best time I have ever had. Tailgated for 4 hours. Unfortunately, my Boys lost in a very exciting game.

http://www.worldlaughtertour.com/sections/news/WAYTOGOC.gif

[disneyspy]

actually aren't Harvest moons in the US relatively large in appearance?

yes its the orange moon when it rises,ive been watchin the coolest full moons the past coupla mornins,because of the tilt of the moon you can see the man in the moon clearly

[wkj]

what game were your boys playin?

Tee hee, The Boys.

[RhinoinMN]

actually aren't Harvest moons in the US relatively large in appearance?

edit

If you shoot it with a rifle, it gets bigger.





Whoever gets the reference will earn 6 internets

[TjM]

dave is so stupid

He's MUD! to Ron

[biggestmexi]

If you shoot it with a rifle, it gets bigger.





Whoever gets the reference will earn 6 internets

GTA

[RhinoinMN]

GTA

Congrats. You win 6 internets.

[Baby DEW Year]

Congrats. You win 6 internets.

:clap:Mexi finally won something!:clap:

[biggestmexi]

:clap:Mexi finally won something!:clap:
oh you think your so funny.

I won things before...like 3rd place
Congrats. You win 6 internets.

Its a video game reference...how wouldnt i get it????

http://rookery4.aviary.com/storagev12/2038500/2038764_4485_1024x2000.jpg

[Dell]

where does this "respect the cock" drop come from...sounds like Tom Cruise...

[disneyspy]

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[August_West]

where does this "respect the cock" drop come from...sounds like Tom Cruise...



Magnolia
It is Cruise.

[biggestmexi]

new show fez will be on
http://rookery4.aviary.com/storagev12/2173500/2173661_0ebf_480x640.jpg

[August_West]

Is it possible that Dave is getting dumber?

[TjM]

Is it possible that Dave is getting dumber?

Well let's see

He just last week said he has no idea what sex with a nice girl is like (Implying his wife is not a good person) then proceeded to say he would leave his wife should she fall ill. Not sure you could get any dumber after that (That's not even mentioning that his jealousy is getting worse and more insane by the day)

[realmenhatelife]

I like how Ron asks the Generation X question to Johnny Stadium Rock and Tom Petty.

[EliSnow]

Would the KKK Unmasked be called "Unhooded?"

[Dell]

ruby puby...:laugh:

[EliSnow]

Say that Jesus was Semetic, ESD.

[disneyspy]

the 4 eyes are better than two caller even supplied his own faildozer sound clip

[EliSnow]

Ralph Malph was neither fat nor a bully.

[August_West]

Would it kill them to prepare ANYTHING for the show anymore?

[EliSnow]

One of my kid's friend's mother is a redheaded Jewish woman.

[ANC]

http://www.popmatters.com/images/features_art/1/100-male-film-keitel.jpg

"I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong... He just got crucified. It was my fuckin' fault he got crucified!"

[RhinoinMN]

the 4 eyes are better than two caller even supplied his own faildozer sound clip

faildozer.mp3 (http://www.zshare.net/audio/6479345731693d4e/)


Genofaildozer.mp3 (http://www.zshare.net/audio/64135407eaf11202/)

[EliSnow]

What have the boys discussed today? We need some tags.

[aceofspades7]

i'll take that winchester now...

[RhinoinMN]

I'm not a fan of this bit.

[EliSnow]

Wow oh wow, that Time magazine caller was absolutely horrendous.

[August_West]

Ugh
This redhead shit again?

[aceofspades7]

Wow oh wow, that Time magazine caller was absolutely horrendous.

hideous

[SinA]

he can't be this much of an idiot.

"tic for tac" ?

[TjM]

he can't be this much of an idiot.

"tic for tac" ?

He most certainly can he once actually said "Foot on the other shoe" and I believe "Cool as a clam"

[biggestmexi]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/7/77/Mort.JPG

[Dell]

I have two Italian friends with red hair...olive complexion and red hair used to look like it was dyed...I think I'm making the same point ESD just did...:wacko:

[aceofspades7]

Mort! Great call!

[biggestmexi]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff21/theboomsauce/AvA/MortGoldman.jpg

[JohnCharles]

I'm not a fan of this bit.

You're more of a strawberry blond.

[RhinoinMN]

You're more of a strawberry blond.

:blink:

[EliSnow]

Is anything about Satan an actual fact?

[biggestmexi]

:blink:

you can always count on your man to point these things out about his girl

[ANC]

Cheese Doodle Legs :lol::lol::lol:

[Hottub]

Satan is a ficticious character. The only facts can refer to the novel about said character.

[Dell]

got to go...meetings are becoming such a nuisance...hope my inno is recording...:bye:

[TjM]

These insults are mean and hurtful

[biggestmexi]

Is anything about Satan an actual fact?

All i know is, is that he is the bigger man.

You dont see him putting out his own one sided book, do you?

[biggestmexi]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/7_ugly.jpg

[EliSnow]

Here's where we get slammed.

[EliSnow]

All i know is, is that he is the bigger man.

You dont see him putting out his own one sided book, do you?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Satanicbible.gif

[biggestmexi]

http://wheel.blogs.com/binary/HelpTheseGingerKids-thumb.jpg

[Servo]

Not to say that Facebook is responsible, but they could just shut down the group.

[biggestmexi]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Satanicbible.gif

yes but it wasnt "made" by him

[TjM]

http://wheel.blogs.com/binary/HelpTheseGingerKids-thumb.jpg

Fuck you ese!

[JohnCharles]

I used the internet to hire a hitman to kill someone who owed me money.

Should the family sue the internet?

[RhinoinMN]

Stay away from friends in sleeping bags while you're at it.

[EliSnow]

yes but it wasnt "made" by him

And the other Bible wasn't made by God.

[RhinoinMN]

And the other Bible wasn't made by God.

nor Jesus.

[JohnCharles]

And the other Bible wasn't made by God.

It wasn't?

God's word isn't real?

What the hell have I been praying for?

That's it, I'm converting.

[biggestmexi]

And the other Bible wasn't made by God.

tell that to a catholic

[biggestmexi]

Fuck you ese!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/514184/434744.png

[EliSnow]

tell that to a catholic

Pretty much every christian will acknowledge that the Bible was written by man. What they will say is that man wrote down god's words.

I think the Satanic Bible guy would say he's doing the same thing.

[EliSnow]

What was Don's point?

[biggestmexi]

Pretty much every christian will acknowledge that the Bible was written by man. What they will say is that man wrote down god's words.

I think the Satanic Bible guy would say he's doing the same thing.

yeah just the one guy....even he probably wouldnt.

you can ask any catholic, or really religious christian, they will tell you it was god who "wrote" the bible.

on top of other nonsense

[JohnCharles]

Marijuana's new motto - Keeps your ass loose.

[RhinoinMN]

And the other Bible wasn't made by God.

Doesn't God make everything?

[JohnCharles]

What was Don's point?

Whoa, dude.

Why do you need a point to call in?

Huh?































Man, I got the munchies.

[EliSnow]

yeah just the one guy....even he probably wouldnt.

you can ask any catholic, or really religious christian, they will tell you it was god who "wrote" the bible.

on top of other nonsense

When using the term "man" I meant a human as opposed to a deity.

Also, I'm Catholic, raised in a very religious family and I was raised that men wrote the bible based on God's word.

[JohnCharles]

Doesn't God make everything?

Most things.

Chuck Norris made god.

[KatPw]

Pretty much every christian will acknowledge that the Bible was written by man. What they will say is that man wrote down god's words.

I think the Satanic Bible guy would say he's doing the same thing.

Are you talking about Anton Levay? I do not believe Levay had ever stated that the writing in the Satanic Bible was the word of Satan. Satan is a symbol of their values to them, not an entity.

[ANC]

Jarhead :thumbdown:

[biggestmexi]

college dropout was his best album

[biggestmexi]

When using the term "man" I meant a human as opposed to a deity.

Also, I'm Catholic, raised in a very religious family and I was raised that men wrote the bible based on God's word.

Yes it was written by god with mans hand.

Thats the easiest way to put it

Are you talking about Anton Levay? I do not believe Levay had ever stated that the writing in the Satanic Bible was the word of Satan. Satan is a symbol of their values to them, not an entity.

ah thank you

[EliSnow]

Yes it was written by god with mans hand.

Thats the easiest way to put it



No, it was written by man after witnessing God's actions and hearing God's word. That's how I was raised.

Hence, the Gospel According to John or Matthew.

Of the books by Paul, the christian formerly known as Saul.

[Hottub]

[QUOTE=biggestmexi;2521061]Yes it was written by god with mans hand.

Thats the easiest way to put it

QUOTE]

No. It was all written by man. Some if it tooks hundreds and hundreds of years being passed down verbally from generation to generation. Therefor a lot of the old testiment more than likely wound up like a game of telephone.

[epo]

Could we end the Kevin Smith love until he bothers to tell us something other than a dick joke?

[disneyspy]

Could we end the Kevin Smith love until he bothers to tell us something other than a dick joke?

where you been boo boo kitty fuck,i thought you blew up!

[JohnCharles]

No. It was all written by man. Some if it tooks hundreds and hundreds of years being passed down verbally from generation to generation. Therefor a lot of the old testiment more than likely wound up like a game of telephone.

Moses fucked two of every animal next to the burning bush.


Pass it on.

[JohnCharles]

Could we end the Kevin Smith love until he bothers to tell us something other than a dick joke?

Would you accept a drippy dick joke?

[epo]

where you been boo boo kitty fuck,i thought you blew up!

I've been working...

[biggestmexi]

The Bible is God’s letter to humanity collected into 66 books written by 40 divinely inspired writers. These writers come from all walks of life (i.e., kings to fishermen) and spans over a period of 1,500 years or more. These claims may seem dramatic (or unrealistic to some), but a careful and honest study of the biblical scriptures will show them to be true.

[biggestmexi]

and the bible was written by god as no one "saw" his works...just claims of

[Baby DEW Year]

Moses fucked two of every animal next to the burning bush.


Pass it on.

The bush wasn't on fire, just a ginger!!!

[Willmore]

How does a son secede his father?

[disneyspy]

tony romo!!

this guy is gettin help

[JohnCharles]

The bush wasn't on fire, just a ginger!!!

You forgot to say "pass it on".

You know the punishment for fucking up the telephone.

Purple nurples.

[biggestmexi]

You forgot to say "pass it on".

You know the punishment for fucking up the telephone.

Purple nurples.

what if i just agree with your sentiment?

[disneyspy]

well of course hes moochin some help, its his friggin name dammit

[EliSnow]

The Bible is God’s letter to humanity collected into 66 books written by 40 divinely inspired writers. These writers come from all walks of life (i.e., kings to fishermen) and spans over a period of 1,500 years or more. These claims may seem dramatic (or unrealistic to some), but a careful and honest study of the biblical scriptures will show them to be true.

First, I don't kow where you got this, but the Catholic Church's position for some time is that not everything in the bible happened.

Second, notice the reference to writers. If God was the writer, they wouldn't call them writers.

[EliSnow]

and the bible was written by god as no one "saw" his works...just claims of

That statement contradicts itself. On one hand, you say God wrote the Bible, but then you say that there were claims of seeing his works.

Whether the writers actually saw God's works, or were just claiming to, either way, they wrote what they saw or what they claimed to have seen.

Either way, it's men telling the story.

[biggestmexi]

That statement contradicts itself. On one hand, you say God wrote the Bible, but then you say that there were claims of seeing his works.

Whether the writers actually saw God's works, or were just claiming to, either way, they wrote what they saw or what they claimed to have seen.

Either way, it's men telling the story.

i didnt say that you did BTW.

and please: 2 Timothy 3:14-17 (http://bible.logos.com/passage/niv/2%20Timothy%203.15-17#ref=2%20Ti%203%3A15%E2%80%9317%2Chi%3D2%20Ti%20 3%3A15-2%20Ti%203%3A17&ver=NIV)

[Hottub]

The Red Sea between Egypt and Arabia is over 200 miles across.

[biggestmexi]

No, it was written by man after witnessing God's actions and hearing God's word. That's how I was raised.

Hence, the Gospel According to John or Matthew.

Of the books by Paul, the christian formerly known as Saul.

That statement contradicts itself. On one hand, you say God wrote the Bible, but then you say that there were claims of seeing his works.

Whether the writers actually saw God's works, or were just claiming to, either way, they wrote what they saw or what they claimed to have seen.

Either way, it's men telling the story.

no its god telling the story through man.

and the people didnt SEE anything



and who the hell tagged BIBEL wars?

[disneyspy]

no its god telling the story through man.

and the people didnt SEE anything



and who the hell tagged BIBEL wars?

oops i'll fix

[EliSnow]

i didnt say that you did BTW.

and please: 2 Timothy 3:14-17 (http://bible.logos.com/passage/niv/2%20Timothy%203.15-17#ref=2%20Ti%203%3A15%E2%80%9317%2Chi%3D2%20Ti%20 3%3A15-2%20Ti%203%3A17&ver=NIV)

I never said that God wrote the Bible. What I said was that I was raised that the Bible was written by men who witnessed God's actions and heard God's word. i didn't say it actually happened, but that is how the book is written. Men who say they have seen and heard.

Also, if you read Timothy, he refers to himself as I. If they were claiming that God wrote it, the I would be God.

Whether or not the writers are claiming to be writing God's "word" either way, they are admitting they are the writers.

[Baby DEW Year]

oops i'll fix

Balls on the keyboard again?

[disneyspy]

Balls on the keyboard again?

thats how i type all my posts,my fingers are slow

[EliSnow]

and the people didnt SEE anything



Really, there's nothing in the Bible about people seeing burning bushes, water being turned into wine, seas being parted, the dead being raised, the sick healed, man walking on water, etc?

Seems to me those people thought they saw something.

[Hottub]

At the end of the third reading, the priest says, and I quote;

"This is the Holy Gospel according to St. X"

[disneyspy]

ive been listening to full shows at work,im in january of 02,and they buddays were talkin about how not good reality tv is and it wont last another season

[biggestmexi]

Really, there's nothing in the Bible about people seeing burning bushes, water being turned into wine, seas being parted, the dead being raised, the sick healed, man walking on water, etc?

Seems to me those people thought they saw something.

IN order.

1-2 burning bushes...

1 water into wine, and who did that?

seas being parted was moses ("with gods help" im sure)

The dead being raised was who?

Man walking on water was god's doing?

[ANC]

I don't think anyone needs to go to bat for Letterman, he's doing fine on his own. Go Dave!

[biggestmexi]

At the end of the third reading, the priest says, and I quote;

"This is the Holy Gospel according to St. X"

fair enough. you got me.

Eli your right.

[disneyspy]

cabera from the tigers will play tonight,detroit police arent acceptin domestic dispute charges

[ANC]

Sons of Anarchy.. yeah a buddy of mine scored a nice role for himself this season...

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/anc_rollins.jpg

:innocent:

[Hottub]

Sons of Anarchy.. yeah a buddy of mine scored a nice role for himself this season...

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/anc_rollins.jpg

:innocent:

:clap::clap:

[disneyspy]

Sons of Anarchy.. yeah a buddy of mine scored a nice role for himself this season...

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/anc_rollins.jpg

:innocent:

whats he play?
man ass grabber guy?

[EliSnow]

IN order.

1-2 burning bushes...

1 water into wine, and who did that?

seas being parted was moses ("with gods help" im sure)

The dead being raised was who?

Man walking on water was god's doing?

Catholics are raised that Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity, and God made flesh. He is God, so yes, when Jesus did something, that counts as seeing God do something.

And yes, Christians are also taught that God helped Moses part the sea.

Other of God's actions that written about in the Bible, including the plagues in Egypt, the flood, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorroh, and manna from Heaven,

[Baby DEW Year]

Sons of Anarchy.. yeah a buddy of mine scored a nice role for himself this season...

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/anc_rollins.jpg

:innocent:

Congrats Lenny, we're proud of you! :wink:

[disneyspy]

Congrats Lenny, we're proud of you! :wink:


HA!

ANC got the trots from that turkey

[biggestmexi]

Catholics are raised that Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity, and God made flesh. He is God So yes, when Jesus did something, that counts as seeing God do something.

And yes, Christians are also taught that God helped Moses part the sea.

Other of God's actions that written about in the Bible, including the plagues in Egypt, the flood, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorroh, and manna from Heaven,

So what did the holy spirit do?


plaques in egypt - H1N1

th flood - OH COME ON

Sodom and Gomorroh - New orleans

Manna from heaven - a great name for a new foodie place.

oh i forgot to finish....How come no one is writing these things done in a "holy book"

or will these records be put together by a different sect years down the road for their own teaching?

[Misteriosa]

wonder woman's got nice hair :o

[disneyspy]

tony stark told everyone hes ironman

[Baby DEW Year]

Thor had long hair too!

[disneyspy]

doesnt batman use his cape to glide with?

[Hottub]

wonder woman's got nice hair :o

Wonder Woman has hair?:blink:

http://julaberry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wonderwoman.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

NO CAPES!
http://images.killermovies.com/i/theincredibles/edna_the_incredibles.jpg

[disneyspy]

Wonder Woman has hair?:blink:

http://julaberry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wonderwoman.jpg

it was the 70s,they didnt shave back then

[Baby DEW Year]

Solice of Fortitude???? WTF!

[KatPw]

Who wants all the complainers always showing up at the fortress to whine? That is what the Justice League is for.

[Misteriosa]

Wonder Woman has hair?:blink:

yes :happy:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/26/wonder_woman_terry_dodson.jpg

[EliSnow]

So what did the holy spirit do?


plaques in egypt - H1N1

th flood - OH COME ON

Sodom and Gomorroh - New orleans

Manna from heaven - a great name for a new foodie place.

Whatever these things actually were, it was people claiming to see God's actions. And it's not just natural disasters. It's events that are not supported by science.

For instance, Sodom and Gomorrah weren't claimed to have been destroyed by a hurricane. Brimstone and fire came down from heaven to strike the cities.

Which also reminds me that Lot's wife was turned to salt. So Lot or someone with him, claimed to have seen that.

There are plenty of things in the Bible in both books that were said to be God's actions.

[KatPw]

Superman has an aura to protect those around him (things too, otherwise his clothes would burn off when he ran superfast). He can't extend the area of protection, but it would protect the person he is having sex with.

[EliSnow]

Captain America wasn't assassinated for being on the wrong side of Civil War.

He was assassinated by people working for the Red Skull.

[EliSnow]

On Fez's side, the comics have told a lot of different stories about these heros, some of which contradict themselves.

The reasons beind Superman's glasses thing has been told numerous times in different ways.

[KatPw]

Can the show talk about other comic book heros besides those from Marvel and DC? There is more to the world than just Superman, Batman, and the Hulk. Where is the love for Lady Death? Evil Ernie? Spawn? Dawn? Angela? Cerebus? Vampirella? The Maxx? Pitt?

[Misteriosa]

dont worry about the procedure fezzie... they have someone specifically checking your vitals and consciousness when they put you under.

[Willmore]

my guess: there is still sand up his ass. Dad didn't do a good enough job 50 years ago.

[disneyspy]

this is the camera crew goin up fez's ass

http://i34.tinypic.com/2cen589.jpg

[A.J.]

I remember Don and Mike once had a discussion about Superman and sex: that his load would make Lois Lane look like she was in the Zapruder film.

[EliSnow]

Can the show talk about other comic book heros besides those from Marvel and DC? There is more to the world than just Superman, Batman, and the Hulk. Where is the love for Lady Death? Evil Ernie? Spawn? Dawn? Angela? Cerebus? Vampirella? The Maxx? Pitt?

Most of those characters haven't gotten any love since the '90's.

And they would not be reognizable to a mainstream audience.

By talking about these characters, there's a better chance that non-comic book reading listeners could enjoy it than if they talked about Cerebus.

[biggestmexi]

Whatever these things actually were, it was people claiming to see God's actions. And it's not just natural disasters. It's events that are not supported by science.

For instance, Sodom and Gomorrah weren't claimed to have been destroyed by a hurricane. Brimstone and fire came down from heaven to strike the cities.

Which also reminds me that Lot's wife was turned to salt. So Lot or someone with him, claimed to have seen that.

There are plenty of things in the Bible in both books that were said to be God's actions.


They werent supported by science because they didnt have it then.

That is why New Orleans wasnt destroyed by God.

Or the when the Mississippi flowed backwards. Back then it would have been Gods work.

And i cant argue with you things that could have been made up.
(they havent even found this Sodom and Gomorrah)

Someone turned to salt is just silly......they dont tell you if they use it afterwards or not

[Baby DEW Year]

He stuck Kyrptonite up his ass!

[biggestmexi]

Can the show talk about other comic book heros besides those from Marvel and DC? There is more to the world than just Superman, Batman, and the Hulk. Where is the love for Lady Death? Evil Ernie? Spawn? Dawn? Angela? Cerebus? Vampirella? The Maxx? Pitt?

I loved spawn.

too bad the movie ruined it...a bit.

[disneyspy]

They werent supported by science because they didnt have it then.

That is why New Orleans wasnt destroyed by God.

Or the when the Mississippi flowed backwards. Back then it would have been Gods work.

And i cant argue with you things that could have been made up.
(they havent even found this Sodom and Gomorrah)

Someone turned to salt is just silly......they dont tell you if they use it afterwards or not

thats not what that kansas church believes

[Misteriosa]

in the movie, that kid's asthma pump was like clark's glasses.

[KatPw]

Most of those characters haven't gotten any love since the '90's.

And they would not be reognizable to a mainstream audience.

By talking about these characters, there's a better chance that non-comic book reading listeners could enjoy it than if they talked about Cerebus.

Shame. There is so much more out there.

[Misteriosa]

lygers.. mules... its possible ronnie

[KatPw]

I loved spawn.

too bad the movie ruined it...a bit.

Do what I do. Pretend the movie never existed. The HBO show was amazing though.

[biggestmexi]

thats not what that kansas church believes

i didnt want that brought up

[Baby DEW Year]

in the movie, that kid's asthma pump was like clark's glasses.

That kid had super powers AND long hair! Take that Dave!!!!!!!!!

[A.J.]

I'm surprised the priapic Captain never caught any alien clap.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2109/2126110615_c4731ff124.jpg

[disneyspy]

lygers.. mules... its possible ronnie

nevermind

[EliSnow]

They werent supported by science because they didnt have it then.

That is why New Orleans wasnt destroyed by God.

Or the when the Mississippi flowed backwards. Back then it would have been Gods work.

And i cant argue with you things that could have been made up.
(they havent even found this Sodom and Gomorrah)

Someone turned to salt is just silly......they dont tell you if they use it afterwards or not

My point is not that these things actually happened. My point is that these are things that have claimed to be seen by the tellers/writers of the Bible and were explained to have been God's actions.

Remember, it's part of my point that people are taught that the Bible was told/written by men who claimed to have seen God's actions and heard his word?

My point re: science is that they couldn't be explained by science now, hence why the result is a work of God as opposed to a naturally occuring event.

[Baby DEW Year]

lygers.. mules... its possible ronnie

I've also heard rumors of Jews and Catholics!

[biggestmexi]

Do what I do. Pretend the movie never existed. The HBO show was amazing though.
i need to see that. i will look for it
My point is not that these things actually happened. My point is that these are things that have claimed to be seen by the tellers/writers of the Bible and were explained to have been God's actions.

Remember, it's part of my point that people are taught that the Bible was told/written by men who claimed to have seen God's actions and heard his word?

My point re: science is that they couldn't be explained by science now, hence why the result is a work of God as opposed to a naturally occuring event.

yes yes, all lies

[EliSnow]

Fred talking about prostate stimulation.

thanks, really.

[disneyspy]

Fred talking about prostate stimulation.

thanks, really.

the turtle just went back in its shell

[Baby DEW Year]

Fezzie's gonna spend all night on the can.:flush: Plus no matter what flavor, that stuff is okay at first, but turns into a burden real quick.

[Hottub]

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_puke.gif

[Misteriosa]

my mom had to do that stuff. its solution made of mostly water. it tastes terrible and you WILL be shitting that liquid out within 2 hours. the water loss will be insane.

[disneyspy]

do they serve luther vandross burger donuts in fez' heavan?

[Baby DEW Year]

Fez...Good luck bro!