Buddah V. Jesus - who'd win?

[IkeaBoy]

They've brought it up, I'm thinking that Jesus might win because of his nice abs.

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[Se7en]

I agree. Buddha's belly may be lucky, but all of that extra blubber can't be good for his stamina.

A slim, trim, cut, ripped and JACKED Jesus H. Christ outlasts the Buddha's onslaught, and scores the knockout punch! It's all in the conditioning.

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[Zipgun]

Yeah, but Buddha has the weight advantage. Jesus has all those open sores and that's gonna hold him back some.

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[TheGameHHH]

I'm gonna have to clear up an issue here. THE Buddha was not fat at all. There are many buddhas, and there is one buddha that is indeed fat, but the original Buddha, aka Siddhartha, was no fat. As far as my prediction goes I would say Christ has the advantage. Buddha was a real pussy when you think about it. He grew up as royality, and when he decided to reject royality all he did was walk around and pray. For only about 2 years did he starve himself and go through some rough religious tasks, but think about it Christ was definatly tougher. He was nailed to a cross for cryin out loud. He's the world's toughest S.O.B. I say Jesus in the 4th round.



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[EthiopianPrince]

I agree that Jesus is stronger, but Buddha might win if Jesus throws the fight. Isn't that what Jesus did when he let the Romans nail him to the cross? So don't bet on Jesus, he might throw the match.

[EthiopianPrince]

I agree that Jesus is stronger, but Buddha might win if Jesus throws the fight. Isn't that what Jesus did when he let the Romans nail him to the cross? So don't bet on Jesus, he might throw the match.

[IkeaBoy]

tyson would be jesus

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[IRISjr]

JESUS 4 PRESEDENT RULES, but buddah would win.
Ikeaboy vs. Ikeaboy...
hmmmmmmmm

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[TooCute]

I dunno. What would Brian
Boitano do??


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[Cheebahawk]

It would come down to the "Psycho Factor". Theyre both like in tune with cosmic forces n' stuff so it comes down to who's willing to go the extra step. I think whoever is willing to pull a Tyson & eat the others asshole & kids is gonna have the upperhand. The sheer intimidation that would result from the threat of being F***ed untill you fell in love with your opponent would ultimately decide the victor. But because theyre there both sane, you know Buddah & Jesus, neither would git' like Mike, so they'ed end up in a draw.

On a side note, can you build a tolerance to Zoloft? because Iron Mike seems to have...

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

I find this thread pretty offensive. To think that Jesus would even raise his hand to another human being- I find repulsive!

Bur if I were a betting man- Jesus all the way- He could even take Mike Tyson!

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[malachi]

I don't think they would fight each other, they would
team up and beat the crap out of Ganesh!

[IkeaBoy]

tyson could beat jesus, sorry

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

Ikea.

You just gotta piss me off-hey, boy?

Never did like you

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[Se7en]

I'm Christian, but I really don't see a problem with this. Of course Jesus wouldn't really fight Buddha, and vice versa. But I've got a feeling that they both WOULD beat the hell ouf of Ganesh. Just for the fun of it.

Personally, I wanna see a Jesus / Thor v. Buddha / Vishnu tag team title table match.

And GALACTUS *is* stronger than Superman!!!

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[DaniGirl]

I think Jesus would win. One would think that after all these years that he's been dead, he'd be pretty angry for what was done to him.

"I am hanging on every word you say and even if you don't want to speak tonight that's alright with me. I want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing, it's where I wanna be."

[Jackie Sloan]

Buddha would win because....anyone who'd allow himself to be nailed to a cross isn't much of a warrior!

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Jesus was a carpenter in the days before circular saws, so he was RIPPED. Being a carpenter was like being a lumberjack. Don't be fooled by an inaccurate crucifix that makes him look thin and sickly. All jokes aside, God's son was a Charles Atlas in his own time.

"THOSE BASTARDS"
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[Doogie]

Jesus would kick Buddah's ass!!! I mean the man walked on water, turned blood into wine, and fed a thousand people with like 10 fish, and two loaves of bread. This is like matching a Jedi versus a Vulcan...no match whatsoever. The power of Christ compells you...to lay the smackdown on that Rickishi looking Mother F***er!!!

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[HordeKing1]

We all saw on South Park that Jesus couldn't even beat Satan. (Satan had to throw the fight). What chance would he have against another deity?

Now Xena vs. Red Sonjia, that would be a fight to see.

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[Cardinal Adam]

One would think I am biased in this discussion.....don't know why ;)

Anyway, let's think this out rationally.....Jesus had to deal with all the dipshits of his day....he obviously has the temper....while Buddha did nothing but preach love and anti conflict, Jesus did too to a point, but he was also the kick-ass God-Man who threw a bunch of tables at moneychangers! Also, Jesus was crucified, and the whole freakin' world went into chaos.....lightening, earthquake, the dead rising.....don't you think he could just say something and have a bolt of lightening just smoke Buddha's ass?

And also....Jesus rose and acended into heaven, where he has been ever since.....that sorry ass buddha evidently is all FUBARed up......he can't even DIE right! He keeps getting reincarnated as the Dalai Lama!!!

His Eminence, Cardinal Adam

[Claire]

Jesus-he's at least recorded as kicking some ass-& getting pissed off-Buddha hasn't.
Then again, I'm a heathen savage-what do I know!

[DarkHippie]

buddah probably knows some kung fu or something, he'll pull some praying mantis shit or hamster style

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[adolescentmasturbator]

Buddha would get philosophical on his ass and win.

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Well actually the budda was a warring prince, who turned his back on the violence of his time because he saw the futility of it. But since he was a former warrior, edge goes to Buddha. Now christ was a carpenter, strong arms. But the hair would be his down fall. To easy to grap that long hair in a fight.
Now Buddha has lot of Gods and Demi-Gods in his corner to help out. Christ has God, maybe a few angels, and a saint or 2. But lets remember, God gave up on jesus and threw the towel so jesus could save our souls. So God just isnt a reliable cut man. So Buddha has the better corner.
But lets settle this, Christ rose from the dead, but he might be counted out before he comes back to life. I think Buddha wins the first match, But christ wins the rematch in the "Resurrection in Jerusalem"

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[Koose]

Buddha because he can throw his weight around while Jesus is kinda scrawny.