Rebranding ESD [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

epo

10-16-2009, 06:16 PM

Obviously "East Side" Dave McDonald is a beloved and important member of the Ron & Fez. On a daily basis he cracks me up. However today his defense of New Jersey reminded me that he currently doesn't live on the East Side and the name "East Side Dave" is outdated for him.

So we need to "rebrand" Dave McDonald of the Ron & Fez Show as ESD no longer applies. What are your ideas? Here's my first attempt:

NJD - New Jersey Dave
Now what are your ideas?

~Katja~

10-16-2009, 06:19 PM

SJD

South Jersey Dave

GregoryJoseph

10-16-2009, 06:19 PM

It's funny how someone who was born in California and raised in a wealthy New Jersey community attempts to identify himself with a New York City neighborhood he never even lived in.

In fact, I don't think Dave's ever lived anywhere in Manhattan.

Probably never even hung out there much, either.

Maybe I'll change my board name to Hell's Kitchen Greg.

I've been to a few bars and restaurants there over the years.

Snoogans

10-16-2009, 06:19 PM

Obviously "East Side" Dave McDonald is a beloved and important member of the Ron & Fez. On a daily basis he cracks me up. However today his defense of New Jersey reminded me that he currently doesn't live on the East Side and the name "East Side Dave" is outdated for him.

So we need to "rebrand" Dave McDonald of the Ron & Fez Show as ESD no longer applies. What are your ideas? Here's my first attempt:

NJD - New Jersey Dave
Now what are your ideas?

he was east side dave when he lived in NJ. I think it was cause he lives on the atlantic ocean

RhinoinMN

10-16-2009, 06:21 PM

West Coast Dave.

underdog

10-16-2009, 06:22 PM

It's funny how someone who was born in California and raised in a wealthy New Jersey community attempts to identify himself with a New York City neighborhood he never even lived in.

In fact, I don't think Dave's ever lived anywhere in Manhattan.

Probably never even hung out there much, either.

Maybe I'll change my board name to Hell's Kitchen Greg.

I've been to a few bars and restaurants there over the years.

I don't think Hell's Kitchen actually exists anymore.

I think Chelsea Greg is more accurate.

GregoryJoseph

10-16-2009, 06:22 PM

Seaside Dave sounds close enough to East Side Dave and it's far more accurate.

IMSlacker

10-16-2009, 06:23 PM

Maybe I'll change my board name to Hell's Kitchen Greg.

Don't you mean Clinton Greg?

epo

10-16-2009, 06:23 PM

Spring Lake Dave

Ritalin

10-16-2009, 06:30 PM

Schuylkill Dave

Snoogans

10-16-2009, 06:34 PM

I think he lives in Neptune or something now. Not Spring Lake

GregoryJoseph

10-16-2009, 06:35 PM

Literal Snoogans stinks.

epo

10-16-2009, 06:35 PM

Literal Snoogans stinks.

I say we call him LSS.

IMSlacker

10-16-2009, 06:38 PM

Alcove Dave

Snoogans

10-16-2009, 06:39 PM

i was just tryin to help the bit

Dell

10-16-2009, 06:40 PM

BSD- Back Side Dave...

EddieMoscone

10-16-2009, 06:41 PM

Davey Red

brettmojo

10-16-2009, 06:42 PM

He could start wearing a Fedora all the time and go by the name Massapequa Dave.

Ritalin

10-16-2009, 06:48 PM

How about Bus Ride Dave?

GregoryJoseph

10-16-2009, 06:55 PM

How about Bus Ride Dave?

Ha!

Strap Hanger Dave?

underdog

10-16-2009, 06:55 PM

I say we call him LSS.

I call him Katja.

brettmojo

10-16-2009, 06:56 PM

I call him Katja.
I El-O-El'ed.

epo

10-16-2009, 07:28 PM

Ha!

Strap Hanger Dave?

Look at Gregory Joseph make me laugh!

Devo37

10-16-2009, 08:00 PM

FYI -- "East Side" refers to the east side of Spring Lake, not Manhattan.

just sayin...

RhinoinMN

10-16-2009, 08:04 PM

FYI -- "East Side" refers to the east side of Spring Lake, not Manhattan.

just sayin...

He's so cute that way.

sailor

10-16-2009, 08:24 PM

i can't imagine he'd want to go thru that type of pain a 2nd time.

mikeyboy

10-16-2009, 08:31 PM

South Jersey Dave?

underdog

10-16-2009, 08:43 PM

How about south jersey dave?

Suspect Chin

10-16-2009, 08:44 PM

Sjd?

Why can't I capitalize more than one letter at a time?

~Katja~

10-16-2009, 08:52 PM

SJD

South Jersey Dave

South Jersey Dave?

How about south jersey dave?

Sjd?

Why can't I capitalize more than one letter at a time?

great idea guys, I wish I had it first

Suspect Chin

10-16-2009, 08:53 PM

great idea guys, I wish I had it first

How do you capitalize more than one letter at a time?

Chigworthy

10-16-2009, 08:56 PM

How do you capitalize more than one letter at a time?

TALENT.

Suspect Chin

10-16-2009, 08:57 PM

Talent.

Every time I see your picture I think of any Cormac McCarthy novel cover. In particular "Blood Meridian". Phenomenal book.

Marc with a c

10-16-2009, 08:58 PM

i can't imagine he'd want to go thru that type of pain a 2nd time.

not bad.

Chigworthy

10-16-2009, 09:01 PM

Every time I see your picture I think of any Cormac McCarthy novel cover. In particular "Blood Meridian". Phenomenal book.

http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpra3g4OlP1qzir8go1_400.jpg

Suspect Chin

10-16-2009, 09:03 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41-wols%2BR8L.jpg

~Katja~

10-16-2009, 09:08 PM

How do you capitalize more than one letter at a time?
you can do that, just have a mod add Feud Failure under your name and you are good to go

Suspect Chin

10-16-2009, 09:11 PM

you can do that, just have a mod add Feud Failure under your name and you are good to go

I'd rather type in lower case until the end of time than fail doze the way you did.

~Katja~

10-16-2009, 09:17 PM

I'd rather type in lower case until the end of time than fail doze the way you did.
I see you did not listen to the broadcast :)

Crispy_Mobile

10-16-2009, 09:23 PM

piss drinking shit eating davey mac

~Katja~

10-16-2009, 09:24 PM

piss drinking shit eating davey mac
live in the past much?

opie's twisted balls

10-16-2009, 09:34 PM

DBD

you figure it out

STC-Dub

10-16-2009, 09:44 PM

Dave Daverson

Marc with a c

10-16-2009, 09:51 PM

david of cypher films.

Chigworthy

10-16-2009, 09:55 PM

carjacker

Suspect Chin

10-16-2009, 10:33 PM

I see you did not listen to the broadcast :)

I listened hence my comment.

keithy_19

10-16-2009, 11:46 PM

he was east side dave when he lived in NJ. I think it was cause he lives on the atlantic ocean

So Dave is actually a merman?

Merman Dave!

Done!

TjM

10-17-2009, 02:14 AM

Jersey Jew Lover

sailor

10-17-2009, 10:05 PM

not bad.

you're like one of those comics at the back of a room "that's funny..."

SP1!

10-17-2009, 10:13 PM

Remora Dave

Since he just hangs around and just eats the scraps that are dropped by the people who do the work.

And dave cracks you up on a daily basis? No wonder we dont get along, I have common sense.

instrument

10-17-2009, 11:15 PM

Stuttering mcdonald shoot that shit to the sky.

NewYorkDragons80

10-18-2009, 12:05 AM

Seaside Dave sounds close enough to East Side Dave and it's far more accurate.

Philly Dave

PapaBear

10-18-2009, 12:15 AM

Least Side Dave (as in, "Lowest Common Denominator")

Not a bash. The "Lowest Common Denominator" aspect of Dave, is what makes him good for the show.

realmenhatelife

10-18-2009, 06:32 AM

Momma's Boy Dave

Shitty Taste Dave

spainlinx0

10-20-2009, 09:26 AM

Central Jersey Dave.

K.C.

10-20-2009, 02:06 PM

South Philly Dave....the #1 Utley fan in the tri-state area.

GregoryJoseph

10-20-2009, 02:53 PM

Yes Man Dave.

He'll agree to anything Ron postulates and state it as fact when he has no clue.

Today Ron asked "Today's a travel day for the Phillies? Back in LA tomorrow?"

Dave said "Yup!"

No, it's a day off. They play in Philly again tomorrow. The LCS format is 2-3-2.

brettmojo

10-20-2009, 02:54 PM

Yes Man Dave.

He'll agree to anything Ron postulates and state it as fact when he has no clue.

Today Ron asked "Today's a travel day for the Phillies? Back in LA tomorrow?"

Dave said "Yup!"

No, it's a day off. They play in Philly again tomorrow. The LCS format is 2-3-2.
I'm usually with Dave... But when was the LCS format 2-2-2-1???

Mitch&Murray

10-20-2009, 02:59 PM

Yes Man Dave.

He'll agree to anything Ron postulates and state it as fact when he has no clue.

Today Ron asked "Today's a travel day for the Phillies? Back in LA tomorrow?"

Dave said "Yup!"

No, it's a day off. They play in Philly again tomorrow. The LCS format is 2-3-2.

The whole I was always a Phillies Fan is such a load of bull. He like the Phillies because Ron does. I know of no NY fans that would root for any team from Philly.
Giants/ Eagles
Yankess Mets/Phillies

I say he gets renamed
Lieing for Airtime Dave
(with apologies to jayjay)

Crispy123

10-20-2009, 03:01 PM

Lieing for Airtime Dave

L.A.D. cardholder 666 checkin in buddays.

brettmojo

10-20-2009, 03:05 PM

The whole I was always a Phillies Fan is such a load of bull. He like the Phillies because Ron does. I know of no NY fans that would root for any team from Philly.
Giants/ Eagles
Yankess Mets/Phillies

I say he gets renamed
Lieing for Airtime Dave
(with apologies to jayjay)
Any NY sports fan should automatically hate any team from Philly.

Mitch&Murray

10-20-2009, 03:05 PM

Any NY sports fan should automatically hate any team from Philly.

Thank you, exactly

Knowledged_one

10-20-2009, 03:09 PM

Morning Zoo Show Stunt Guy Dave

Mitch&Murray

10-20-2009, 03:10 PM

Going to report this to Ron Side Dave

brettmojo

10-20-2009, 03:16 PM

Going to report this to Ron Side Dave
Winner.

sailor

10-20-2009, 10:16 PM

Any NY sports fan should automatically hate any team from Philly.

as a yankees fan, i couldn't care less about the phillies. it's like a mets fan hating the red sox; why bother?

Pittsburgh

10-21-2009, 06:29 AM

Broke Ass Dave. BAD