!!!Valentine's day gifts!!!~Need Help! [Archive]

Hosp

01-23-2002, 05:52 AM

You see, I would have said Blowjob going/Anal coming back. It's all personal choice I guess.

And what happened that he feels he should do so much?

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TooCute

01-23-2002, 05:55 AM

Uhmmm... how can you
compete? This is a
competition? Seems to me
- say thank you, and get him
whatever you want to get
him - goodness gracious.

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TomPoo

01-23-2002, 05:56 AM

oh by the way,

in case you think I am joking,

just some FYI... if your boyfriend is a normal guy, in the back of his mind he is hoping this will happen... why get a limo otherwise.

All you have to do is on the way to the city say

"I know the real reason you want to get a limo"

unzip and go to work.

He will happy during the show, sure he will be sleepy, but happy noetheless.

and if that is not enough, get him a playstation game too.

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furie

01-23-2002, 06:33 AM

Flowers. get him flowers. Then hold him.

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impactplayer2k1

01-23-2002, 06:35 AM

say it with a hallmark card!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

01-23-2002, 09:09 AM

Hold on a second-- I thought he broke up with you 4 days ago and you wanted revenge? Now he's taking you to NYC in a limo?

This sounds like an exciting relationship.

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F1Gm3nT

01-23-2002, 10:04 AM

*listens to toocute*
... yeah anal mos def... gotta go with anal

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impactplayer2k1

01-23-2002, 10:18 AM

Well if you do anal, don't forget the lube!

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irishkb

01-23-2002, 10:31 AM

yeah what the hell is with that... good point Fuzzy.. she was asking for revenge advice on him and now this... child make up your mind, do want to kill him or love him

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IkeaBoy

01-23-2002, 10:33 AM

weren't you breaking up with him and wanted revenge? And as always, let him fill any orifice he pleases with his junk because guys don't particularly care for this holiday except to get laid.

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Supervixen

01-23-2002, 11:12 AM

sex in the limo isnt a gift, its a must!

as for a gift, uhmm.. he should be just happy that he has you! your the gift! YEAH. Im goin with that one.

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IkeaBoy

01-23-2002, 01:00 PM

as for a gift, uhmm.. he should be just happy that he has you! your the gift! YEAH. Im goin with that one. What our lovely Anna is saying is that you're a special girl.

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F1Gm3nT

01-23-2002, 01:02 PM

GREAT TIME FOR REVENGE THEN!!!
tie him up... give him a blowjob and then grab his nuts as hes about to cum and SQUEEEEEZE REALLY FREAKIN HARD
lol

but a gift.. yeah mos def anal

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

01-23-2002, 01:05 PM

What our lovely Anna is saying is that you're a special girl.

Ok, who are you and what have you done with IkeaBoy?

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sourkitty

01-23-2002, 01:12 PM

i got back with him..he called up appologuising...
:)
No way with anal...that shit is gonna hurt!!!!!!

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IkeaBoy

01-23-2002, 01:12 PM

Ok, who are you and what have you done with IkeaBoy?I think that she's special and she shouldn't be ashamed of that.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-23-02 @ 5:14 PM

The Belcher

01-23-2002, 04:10 PM

TooCute is absolutely right, he's doing this because he wants to do something special, but also.... Tom Poo is correct in that he's hoping that you two will have some sort of taboo filthy public sexual act in the back of the limo. Give him the gift that lasts a minute, that costs you nothing. Give him head as an appetizer, and then straddle him all the way home, and don't forget to scream & moan so he never says "I can't believe I spent all that money on the limo and that whore never sucked the man-chowder out of my banana" He will definitely throw that in your face some day if you don't service him, since he doesn't love you anyway and can't afford to get you anything for your anniversary because of this. Hey, who are these assholes that blow their romantic wads on this Valentine's Day shit? The Anniversary is the meaningful holiday, not this Hallmark created "amateur hour" holiday. Your boyfriend is only doing this limo thing because he feels guilty for banging your best friend, and HER REAL Best Friend. If I were you, I'd be really suspicious of this guy in the first place. You should pay him back by not using protection during your straddle-fest in the back of the limo, and pass him your genital warts and your flaming Chlamydia trachomatis. That'll fix him!! He'll pass it on to your best friend, and her best friend, and it'll get to all of your enemies! Yay!!

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Poison Ivy

01-23-2002, 04:39 PM

Ok, who are you and what have you done with IkeaBoy?

Hmmmm maybe OA IkeaBoy hacked RF IkeaBoy's account ;)

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CruelCircus

01-24-2002, 01:01 AM

Hey, why is it that Valentine's Day is really "Give Stuff To Women Day?" Over the years, I've spent tons of time, energy, worry, and money on this day.. and I never get a freakin' gift back!!! If I'm lucky, a card.
If this is supposed to be such a "celebration of love," why isn't it a two-way street? Don't guys deserve some attention, too?

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IkeaBoy

01-24-2002, 01:14 AM

be honest- do you want a card or do you want a witty word that sounds like card that can mean sex

EDIT: Do you want candy or do you want her can?

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-24-02 @ 5:16 AM

Hosp

01-24-2002, 04:00 AM

I didn't even see her revenge thread and I knew there was some reason he was doing so much. Guys only do so much either when they fuck up and need to get back in your good graces, or you just started going out and he wants to look like a player so he could bang you.

And I have a quick Anal for Dummies I learned from a friend in the Adult Industry. And believe me, if it works for him and his "manhood", your boyfriend and his "little buddy" shouldn't be a problem for you.

Forget the Limo. If its your first time doing it make sure it's somewhere you will be comfortable.
Use LOTS of lube. as long as you stay greased up there shouldn't be any complications
Get on all fours, raise your ass as high as you can, and then pull your belly button as low as you can while keeping your ass up. This will naturally open you wide and line up everything where it should be.
You take control and he doesn't move. That way you accept all that you can at a speed you can tolerate.

I hope this helps

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Poison Ivy

01-24-2002, 06:18 AM

Ummm yeah...thanks Hosp http://www.plauder-smilies.de/uhoh.gif

Umm I don't do Valentine's Day..it's just a stupid marketing strategy of a holiday dreamt up by companies like Hallmark to give them some kind of revenue in between Christmas and Easter....not very romantic if you ask me. Besides why would you buy someone roses for $70 that day when you can buy them a week later for $20??

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Hosp

01-24-2002, 06:38 AM

I'm so bored this week I've decided to make this my cause. Who needs to save the bald eagle? We need more girls willing to give anal. And I doubt you'll find any guy to argue.

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Poison Ivy

01-24-2002, 07:16 AM

I think it's time to go back on the medication Hosp ;) lol

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impactplayer2k1

01-24-2002, 07:19 AM

Don't worry guys, Im buying poison ivy a package of rose seeds & a hallmark card. If she's really nice she might get a candy necklace too.

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Poison Ivy

01-24-2002, 07:21 AM

And I'm just giving Impact the honor of being in my presence that day :)

Wow at least it's a Hallmark card and not some cheesy rip off. When you care enough to send the very best ;) lol

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impactplayer2k1

01-24-2002, 07:23 AM

All i need is to see your beautiful face to make my day great.

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F1Gm3nT

01-24-2002, 07:43 AM

No way with anal...that shit is gonna hurt!!!!!!

not as much as love... but you'll put a HUGE smile in his face

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IkeaBoy

01-24-2002, 10:32 AM

not as much as love... but you'll put a HUGE smile in his faceas long as it doesn't act as a makeshift enema

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Hosp

01-24-2002, 11:32 AM

And for a legitimate answer to your question, since I figure he's spending anywhere from $400 to $600 on your night out, it would be nice for you to get him either a Playstation 2 or an XBox. If you don't want to spend so much, if he has a DVD player get him a couple of DVD's or CD's. Never buy a guy clothes, it never impresses us. You'd be better off going and getting a couple of sexy nighties and give him a week full of "special" fashion shows.

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Supervixen

01-25-2002, 09:05 PM

quote:

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...that shit is gonna hurt!!!!!!
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not as much as love

wow, how true is that.

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CovDiesel

01-25-2002, 09:44 PM

I have nobody to buy for... and nobody to get things from... feel sorry for me.

boo hoo.

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Icebox

01-25-2002, 10:48 PM

You see, I would have said Blowjob going/Anal coming back.

I agree this is a great Valentine's idea. Something doesn't seem right though. If 4 days ago, you were broken up and seeking revenge.; and now, you two are hot and heavy again. Make the night enjoyable for the both of you because if he is trying to be a player then anal won't be the only thing you get back there. If he is a player then he might try to give you a kick to the curb as well...so good luck. :)

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EffMeBoobs

01-26-2002, 09:58 AM

Things do to for your man:
1. Blow Job
2. Blow Job
3. Blow Job
4. Blow Job
5. Cook him a big fat juicy steak
6. Blow Job
7. Blow Job
8. Blow Job
9. Blow Job
10. Swallow every drop, ride him til he's dead, receive anal from him, give him chocolate candy, give him the latest GameCube and/or X-Box game, and tickets to a sporting event.

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Poison Ivy

01-26-2002, 10:06 AM

Hmmm well, we know at least one board member who's gonna be real happy February 15th ;) lol

Nice EFB :)

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impactplayer2k1

01-26-2002, 10:13 AM

yeah, i guess thats means your cooking me breakfast, huh?

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Poison Ivy

01-26-2002, 10:15 AM

No, you're the one that can cook...you're making ME breakfast :) heh heh

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Icebox

01-26-2002, 12:20 PM

Dayum Effmeboobs...you should write a book on "how to satisfy a man"...be sure to include alot of pics too.

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gone

01-26-2002, 12:33 PM

i got back with him..he called up appologuising..

first off, nice spelling! second off why do i have the feeling we are going to be hearing "i need revenge" "i love him" posts every other day?
No way with anal...that shit is gonna hurt!!!!!!

then DONT tell me you love him! and it only hurts the first couple times.. just grin and bear it then its great!!!!

oh and AG... DONT listen to these other boys about gifts.. mmkay?

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