Pain with urination after ejaculation

[topless_mike]

(entering to applause)

Lets say you're fucking... (play laugh track)
Lets say your're fucking, i dunno, your fucking dogstyle, aiight. Teh clock strikes 2, you drop your goo, and dump the bitch off on tha next block. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (play loud laugh track)
Before you droppa ho, you go to take a piss and say "ay joey, work wit me here". As you are taking a piss and admiring the chandelier, it feels like you are pissing razorblades.

(curtain drops)

all seriousness. if you go piss right after you bust nut, why does it hurt? is there some sort of flap that's not readjusted itself or something?

[west milly Tom]

(entering to applause)

Lets say you're fucking... (play laugh track)
Lets say your're fucking, i dunno, your fucking dogstyle, aiight. Teh clock strikes 2, you drop your goo, and dump the bitch off on tha next block. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (play loud laugh track)
Before you droppa ho, you go to take a piss and say "ay joey, work wit me here". As you are taking a piss and admiring the chandelier, it feels like you are pissing razorblades.

(curtain drops)

all seriousness. if you go piss right after you bust nut, why does it hurt? is there some sort of flap that's not readjusted itself or something?

bad news, you have the clap. good news, its not aids yo.

[topless_mike]

bad news, you have the clap. good news, its not aids yo.

best news: it's been like that long before i even saw pussy. status quo, my friend.

[west milly Tom]

best news: it's been like that long before i even saw pussy. status quo, my friend.

you have a narrow urethra

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[Reynolds]

Excuse me but....

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[opie's twisted balls]

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That silly goose should be sticking those in her mouth and not up her nose.

[Dr Steve]

(entering to applause)

Lets say you're fucking... (play laugh track)
Lets say your're fucking, i dunno, your fucking dogstyle, aiight. Teh clock strikes 2, you drop your goo, and dump the bitch off on tha next block. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (play loud laugh track)
Before you droppa ho, you go to take a piss and say "ay joey, work wit me here". As you are taking a piss and admiring the chandelier, it feels like you are pissing razorblades.

(curtain drops)

all seriousness. if you go piss right after you bust nut, why does it hurt? is there some sort of flap that's not readjusted itself or something?


I have noticed this as well, and I believe it is due to spasm of the urethra, the tube that runs through the center of your penis.

When you ejaculate, you forcefully spew seminal fluid and prostatic fluid down the urethra; it's made for this, but it's still a traumatic "emptying", followed by peristalsis (rhythmic muscle contractions) designed to get every drop of goodness out of there. If you then open up the floodgates and flush hot piss down that tube, the urethra spasms, causing pain.

My cure for this is to PISS BEFORE YOU START SCREWING. Busting a nut with a full bladder leads to a crappy orgasm anyway. Why? I dunno, but it sure does. Probably something like cavemen knew to PISS BEFORE THEY STARTED SCREWING.

Pain at the tip of the penis could be due to microabrasions and irritation from the act of intercourse itself.

Burning occuring with every episode of urination is a sign of inflammation and/or infection in the urinary system; STDs or other infections could be the cause and are a reason to see a doctor.

hope this helps


your pal,



steve

[topless_mike]

if you go piss right after you bust nut


Burning occuring with every episode of urination is a sign of inflammation and/or infection in the urinary system; STDs or other infections could be the cause and are a reason to see a doctor.

no, thankfully its only after i bust nut. actually, come to think of it, if i wait like, 10 min or so, its like nothing ever happened. so again, as always, you must be right.

thanks doc ! you're the shit.

dr steve is smarter than all the mods combined.

[opie's twisted balls]

followed by peristalsis
So the cock literally pukes cum. I guess if you can find a chick (or a guy) who likes to take a load in their mouth you're doing a version of the baby bird.