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brodieman

01-23-2002, 04:07 PM

ofcourse there will be moon cars! moon bikes, moon tricycles, moon boats, towers that stretch to the heavens!

as well as moon whores, moon porn and moon grand theft auto, all the luxeries of home, says I! Mayor Brodieman of Moon City!

and if they evil supervillians of moon city get to be too much for the moon police, will there be a moon man (like batman, only from the moon)

(how many times can we use the word "moon" in a thread)

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GvacNoMore

01-23-2002, 04:08 PM

Now how in the hell are we going to build cities on the moon when we've never even been there?

Don't you people watch FOX?

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irishkb

01-23-2002, 04:16 PM

Well as acting Gov. of Moon City there will be no limit to how grand Moon city the first City on the moon will be... And fighting crime along with moon man will be star boy....

beer in bottles good
beer in kegs more gooder

brodieman

01-23-2002, 04:19 PM

nanananana Moon Man! nanananana Moon Man! Moon Man! Moon Man! Moon Man! ""Pow!"" ""Biff!"" ""Bang!""

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gone

01-23-2002, 04:40 PM

i wanna be sumptin too... like princess of moom city!! PLEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

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gone

01-23-2002, 04:43 PM

damn it meant MOON CITY!

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brodieman

01-23-2002, 04:43 PM

Princess Moon...isn't that one of Frank Zappa's kids?

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gone

01-23-2002, 04:44 PM

no that was moon beam zappa lol

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irishkb

01-23-2002, 05:03 PM

Hey Inky... How bout you be the Treasure for Moon City.... you would get your own Moon Car and everything......

beer in bottles good
beer in kegs more gooder

gone

01-23-2002, 05:08 PM

its not as good as princess but ok! treasurerereere! oh and i want my moon car to be blue! yay!

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irishkb

01-23-2002, 05:11 PM

no problem Blue it is... now we just need some protection for the gov., mayor and treasure... Who wants to be head of Moon Protection.......

The new Governor of the Moon

Zipgun

01-23-2002, 05:21 PM

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TheGameHHH

01-23-2002, 05:43 PM

Can I be the executive vice president of Moon City? Or at least somewhere in upper managment?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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irishkb

01-23-2002, 05:51 PM

Hey HHH what about head of Public relations.. That is upper management all the way... and you bet a cool Moon car.....

The new Governor of the Moon

TheGameHHH

01-23-2002, 06:11 PM

Hey HHH what about head of Public relations.. That is upper management all the way... and you get a cool Moon car.....
It's a deal, anything for a cool moon car. Ok everybody, I am now the head of Public Relations for Moon City! (damn that would be a cool text under my name)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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01-23-2002, 06:17 PM

ohh ohh ohh! I wann be in this cluby thingmabob! Make me something please! Ill work for my status!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

01-23-2002, 06:21 PM

umm, I'd like to be weightless!

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irishkb

01-23-2002, 06:38 PM

Ok so i am Gov.
Brod is Mayor
Inky is Treasure
HHH is PR man...
Ag you can be head of Transportation... Pretty big being we are on the Moon and all.....

The new Governor of the Moon

Havenostaples

01-23-2002, 07:54 PM

can there be competing cities?
Like ocnarf and pizema? And can I be head of the Moon Defense Dpt.?

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brodieman

01-23-2002, 08:13 PM

Since i'm mayor of Moon City, can i get a moon escort girl to give me moon hummers while the moon first lady talks to moon kids at the local moon elementary school?

...am i taking this moon thing a little to far?

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RF Godfather

01-24-2002, 03:49 AM

Can I be in on the action irishkb?!?

What about something to do with detective work or hired hit man? Come on I want to be on the moon... I could always start my own planet if I get excommunicated here.

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IRISjr

01-24-2002, 04:15 AM

Sorry i just gotta try my new sig pic.

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brodieman

01-24-2002, 07:28 AM

is it a moon sig? (sorry i'm just trying to keep this thread alive, it's my duty as mayor:))

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irishkb

01-24-2002, 01:38 PM

Brodieman... ssshhhhhhh i was going to have a meeting with you and Inky about the issue of job perks...

The new Governor of the Moon

irishkb

01-24-2002, 01:48 PM

Ok so here we go again...
Ok so i am Gov.
Brod is Mayor
Inky is Treasure
HHH is PR man...
Ag is head of Transportation.

RonFezMark being you want to detective work and killing. you are in charge of Defense..

Yes there will be other Moon cities but None quite as great a Moon City.. soon to come Luma city..

The new Governor of the Moon

RF Godfather

01-25-2002, 02:28 AM

Sweet irishkb. I'm Head of Defense.

Now whatever I do is nice and legal! Who's got power now peeps!

We accept bribes and other forms of gratuity on the moon.

Pretty ladies can do whatever they want on my turf. Go nude for all I care... well, please go nude.

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brodieman

01-25-2002, 07:22 AM

quote:Brodieman... ssshhhhhhh i was going to have a meeting with you and Inky about the issue of job perks...

you just wanted to get us alone to have your way with us irish ;)

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nellie

01-25-2002, 07:51 AM

i want to have some important moon job too!!!!

i am the inner child..... quiet, sensitive, and shy

FUNKMAN

01-25-2002, 07:58 AM

If someone decided to flash their ass at someone, would we still call it Mooning...
Or would you say, "Hey, I Just Got Earthed"?

Inquiring Minds Want To Know:)

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sourkitty

01-25-2002, 08:03 AM

I wanna be part of ur city!!!!!pleeeeese i wanna be the entertainer of ur city..."The Stripper!!!!!"

~*~sara~*~

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TheGameHHH

01-25-2002, 08:09 AM

As head of Public Relations, I say you are allowed to publically relate with us nude, sourkitty. You are the new Moon City Stripper.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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irishkb

01-25-2002, 08:13 AM

Well done Mr. PR... strippers are always welcome.....

The new Governor of the Moon

42nd-delay

01-25-2002, 08:21 AM

And it seems just like yesterday that Ron and Fez wanted to blow up the moon...

I guess pretty soon they'll be talking about living under the ocean instead of paving over it.

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irishkb

01-25-2002, 08:21 AM

Ok so here we go again...
Ok so i am Gov.
Brod is Mayor
Inky is Treasure
HHH is PR man...
Ag is head of Transportation.
RonFezMark is head of Defense
Havenostaples is Police Commissioner...
SourKitty is the First Stripper of the Moon...
Neille is the head of Housing and Heath Services...

Mr. Mayor we need a meeting with the First Stripper to go over her Resume.....;)

The new Governor of the Moon

brodieman

01-25-2002, 09:32 AM

kitty, can i have the first moon lapdance?

:)

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Icebox

01-25-2002, 10:54 AM

Hey let inkgrrrl be princess of moon city. Titles like that are merely symbolic nowadays anyway. I'll take the vacant transportation director spot. I got experience. No unions will strike on my watch! Hoffa who?

Hey inkgrrrl, since you are the princess now, can I bow and worship at your feet now! :P

Icebox

01-25-2002, 11:01 AM

Damn it would help if I read. Since the position I wanted was taken, hey guv, I'll be the Director of Alchohol and Herbal Distribution...Drink up and puff puff give!

irishkb

01-25-2002, 12:51 PM

Hey Icebox... you are now the offically in charge of Argiculture...

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RF Godfather

01-26-2002, 01:37 AM

Hey we can always use a nurse and some weightless ice cream trucks, here's a thought... Mira and ICG, wanna hop on the moon with us freaks?

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Amuse2KAOS

01-26-2002, 09:08 AM

I just want to head up some worthless and meaningless department so I do almost no work but get lots of moon tail...nothing better than sex on the moon...well maybe any kind of sex...oh who knows...

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irishkb

01-26-2002, 09:15 AM

Ok amuse2kaos... you are now the post master general of the moon... congrats and enjoy your perks....

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The new Governor of the Moon

Amuse2KAOS

01-26-2002, 09:23 AM

WOO HOO...do I get some kind of cool moon gun should my employees go nuts?? or perhaps just a moon forcefield....(still trying to use moon as many times as possible)

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irishkb

01-26-2002, 09:30 AM

Amuse... you would have to talk to the Secretary of Defense RonFezMark... he will be able to inform of guns and forcefields at moon city... the moon will be safe under his and Havenostaples tenure......

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brodieman

01-26-2002, 10:40 AM

can the secretary of defense adn i build a giant "laser" and point it at the earth just incase those meddeling earthlings try and mess with us?

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irishkb

01-26-2002, 10:54 AM

Once we have decent population then fine. but until the is enough girls to guys just go over the plans don't build it....

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Amuse2KAOS

01-26-2002, 01:34 PM

Can I read other peoples mail...only the victorias secret catalogue and such...I promise I would share

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Icebox

01-26-2002, 06:12 PM

As the Head of Agriculture, I'm proud to announce that the kegs have been delivered and are being rolled in at this moment. All of Moon City national parks will have a special area designated where man-made lakes will be filled with alchohol. There will be a different alchohol featured in these lakes on a daily basis. Also all the herb our society needs is readily available. In a quote from the RF Moon Citty Daily Journal, "This weed was the shiz-nittle-bam SNIP SNAP SNAP!!!" So please come partake of the plentiful herb and plentiful drink. Remember the Moon City Department of Agriculture motto:Smokin' weed, smokin' weed, drinkin' beers, drinkin' beers. Pack of wraps, my good man. Time to sit back, relax, SMOKE SOME WEED and DRINK SOME BEERS!

~Remember we're not drug dealers. We're fundraisers.~

brodieman

01-26-2002, 10:29 PM

you are the Jay Phat Buds of the moon :)

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RF Godfather

01-27-2002, 01:46 AM

cool moon gun should my employees go nuts?? or perhaps just a moon forcefield....(still trying to use moon as many times as possible
OFFICE OF DEFENSE STATMENT
Amuse2Kaos, any types of weapons that are needed wil be made available in my office promptly at 1800 hrs. The only problem is Mr Postmaster General, I will not allow my mail handler to be armed. They are dangerous as is. But I may be swayed with a little gratuity and some generous supply of libations. Forcefields will only be used by me or Havenostaples. We have the right to use and abuse this power alone with other benefits that I am not at liberty to discussion here.

Brodieman, a giant laser? We can speak on this further. That sounds like an idea to protect our Moon people from those earthlings.

--Thank you for contacting the Offices of the Secretary of Defense on Moon City.

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brodieman

01-27-2002, 07:45 AM

well i was looking for more of a "destroying the earth" instead of defending the moon with the laser but destroying the earth might throw off our orbit of something

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Amuse2KAOS

01-27-2002, 05:34 PM

What about we take a huge chunk of the moon and hurl it at the earth, it would look pretty sweet when it burned up in the atmosphere and sruff, and that way we can pop some popcorn, smoke a fat one, and watch the slow destruction with no harmfull earth fragments hitting our beloved moon

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RF Godfather

01-28-2002, 03:48 AM

OFFICE OF DEFENSE OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Earth Time: 19:48:32AM EST

Both of your ideas, brodieman and Amuse2KAOS have been looked into and will be tested before we further such activities.
brodieman, "destroying of the earth" would not be benefitial to our people do to what you had aformentioned. I have a Plan B in the works to alter earth as you or I have known it to be.

Lastly Amuse2KAOS, hurling pieces of our moon is something I find quite odd but it seems worth a possibility. Havenostaples and I will formulate a plan as well and your suggestion is duelly noted.

--Thank you for contacting the Offices of the Secretary of Defense on Moon City.

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brodieman

01-28-2002, 05:44 AM

ok, maybe i jumped the gun a little. i like the earth, really. me and Dean-o wrote a song about it; "when the earth hits your eye, like a big pizza pie..." but later we found out it infringed on something he wrote years earlier. (simpsons reference)

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gone

01-28-2002, 07:23 AM

Hey inkgrrrl, since you are the princess now, can I bow and worship at your feet now! :P

im still not princess... and even if i was.. LEAVE MY FEEL ALONE!!! **ponders** wonder what a treasure does anyway...

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Havenostaples

01-28-2002, 08:51 AM

I dont trust those damn freaks on Mars either.

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erole

01-28-2002, 10:35 AM

Mars inhabitants should never be trusted. They pulled that "Mars face" caper a while back. Don't like em' one bit. Although they do make good candy. Remember, M&M's are made by Mars.

erole

01-28-2002, 10:39 AM

By the way, if it's OK with the president, mayor, and public relations office of the moon, I'd like to be a window washer on the moon.

The thought of going to work and jumping 100 feet in the air to wash windows is awesome. If possible, can I get a thruster pack too?

Doogie

01-28-2002, 10:52 AM

apparently it has no atomsphere.

That has got to be good for the sinus sufferers out there though...Easy breathing all the way!

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Doogie

01-28-2002, 10:52 AM

wilee

01-28-2002, 11:08 AM

I would like to submit my resume for a position in the courts. As a parlimentarian, I think I would be suitable to serve as a Moon Superior Court Justice. Of course, unofficial consultations and gifts would always be welcome- especially to those who serve our fair city.

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brodieman

01-28-2002, 01:10 PM

as mayor of Moon city i second Wilee's resume for position of Moon city supreme court Justice, but you still gotta go through the other gys wilee, good luck :)

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irishkb

01-28-2002, 01:46 PM

Note from the office of the Governor of the Moon..
Inky you will be heading up plans on the budget with other members of the staff such as the head of Commerce. People we can't blow up the earth or we will be screwed because need to orbit the earth. I will talking with the Mayor and the Defense department about certain weapons and plans for other planets. I agree with the Mayor's backing of Wilee and now make Wilee the Attorney Gerneral of the Moon. As for Erole with so many jobs open on the Moon why you would just want to be a window washer is besides me. Erole is now the head window washer on the Moon. Please start placing your appoints with him now. That is all for now.

Thank Governor Irishkb.

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The new Governor of the Moon

gone

01-28-2002, 03:01 PM

ok my budget is as follows.. half our money goes to beer and pot.. the other half.. BITCHES!!!

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Icebox

01-28-2002, 03:16 PM

good allocation of budget funds inkgrrrl...the dept of agriculture won't let you down.....

im still not princess... and even if i was.. LEAVE MY FEEL ALONE!!!

Note to self:NO BOWING OR WORSHIPING AT INKGRRRLS FEET!!!....will be noted....apparently it has no atomsphere

uranus doesn't have thst great of atmosphere either. Uranus's atmosphere is 83% hydrogen, 15% helium, and 2% methane. Uranus is mainly composed of rock and various ices, with only 15% hydrogen, and a little helium. It does not have a rocky core, or a liquid metallic hydrogen layer, like Jupiter and Saturn. The blue-green color we see is a relsult of methane in the upper atmosphere. Beneath it's clouds, scientists believe there lies oceans of water, methane, and ammonia. Uranus has a significant magnetic field.

Thats my science lesson for the day. :)

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irishkb

01-28-2002, 03:34 PM

Letter from Office of Governor to Agriculture...
The following offices need keggorators installed asap...
List as follows...
All offices....
I am currently in the works of making a deal with the people of mars to borrow that atmosphere creating device we all saw in Total Recall. Dept of Defense please contact me asap in case these proceedings go in the wrong direction.
thank you..

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The new Governor of the Moon

brodieman

01-28-2002, 03:42 PM

i would also like to work on a hyper space gate, like the one in the anime Cowboy Bebop, in order to cut down travel time and space traffic form the earth/moon area to mars and the outer planets. i would also like the hyper-space gates to be fitted with EZ Pass.

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Icebox

01-28-2002, 03:52 PM

ok guv, my people are on that....every single office will have them immediately...do you want each office fitted with futuristic bongs too?

gone

01-28-2002, 04:43 PM

good allocation of budget funds inkgrrrl...the dept of agriculture won't let you down.....

yeah they are my BITCHES.... but we still need females.. we have a department for that?

Note to self:NO BOWING OR WORSHIPING AT INKGRRRLS FEET!!!....will be noted....

no no no you can worship me... just NOT MY FEET!! actually PLEASE worsip ME!
ok guv, my people are on that....every single office will have them immediately...do you want each office fitted with futuristic bongs too?

we havent done that too??? how about a beer that never runs out? who can invent it? where is sheeplover?

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irishkb

01-28-2002, 05:04 PM

Inky you might want to contact the defense dept. or police to set up certain perameters inregard to the worshipping. don't want you getting hurt...
Icebox in my office i would like Hooka. i don't smoke anymore but i want the best for any guest i have. also put bongs in the offices of those that want one in it..

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Icebox

01-28-2002, 05:11 PM

lotsa hookers for the boss and hookers on call for the rest of the government department heads.

Icebox

01-28-2002, 05:14 PM

All of Moon City national parks will have a special area designated where man-made lakes will be filled with alchohol. There will be a different alchohol featured in these lakes on a daily basis.

already workin' on it!!!

you can worship just not the feet.

thanks will remember NO FEET!!

gone

01-28-2002, 06:08 PM

Inky you might want to contact the defense dept. or police to set up certain perameters inregard to the worshipping. don't want you getting hurt...

who is defence again? im going to need an entire building to myself for this... pretty old gothic look..

lotsa hookers for the boss and hookers on call for the rest of the government department heads.

i want a hot redhead! she best be perfect!!!

thanks will remember NO FEET!!

THANK YOU ... let the worship conmence!

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Havenostaples

01-28-2002, 06:29 PM

Can someone please step up and make some moon food, can't work without food.

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brodieman

01-28-2002, 06:37 PM

i hear that, i could go for some moon pies :P
cause now i'm starvin

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erole

01-28-2002, 10:59 PM

Erole is now the head window washer on the Moon. ~irishkb

im going to need an entire building to myself for this... pretty old gothic look.. ~inkgrrl

Inkgrrl, I'll start washing those windows ASAP! By the way, I love the stain glass, and the rose window is bitchin'. Gothic always works on the moon.

Brodieman best not be tossin' any of them there moon pies at my windows!

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Amuse2KAOS

01-28-2002, 11:22 PM

ok my budget is as follows.. half our money goes to beer and pot.. the other half.. BITCHES!!!

Hot DAMN being part of the boss's crew has it's advantages...BITCHES FOR ALL lol. AS Head Postmaster, I vote all bills other than a meager moon tax be burned up "accidentally" before they are mailed to moon residents and replaced with a...magazine of adult nature instead. I just need the bill signed by the governer...I don't even know what else my job entails, so I'm gonna go pound a few shots and read some more mail lol

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PortugueseMark

01-29-2002, 02:19 AM

I would start a competing society... on mars. And we'd out do your moon cities. We'd have a chairperson as our leader. And a really good soccer team, so that once a year in instellar league play, the Mars planetary team would beat the moon team, 3-nil. If the government of the moon is interested, we can work out a deal for the buying of mars players in order to improve the moon teams.
Think about it.
We'll be waiting.... on Mars.

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RF Godfather

01-29-2002, 03:31 AM

OFFICE OF DEFENSE OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Earth Time: 19:31:20AM EST

As I am writing this log to my other heads of office, I had some business to take care concerning Mars and Earth. No need to look into this further.

Ms. Inkgrrl of the Moon Treasury Department, I noticed you made a few inquiries about feet worshipping or other forms of said worshipping. As long as you do not feel threaten by the actions of certain individuals in relation to such acts then it is permitted. But if my people and I find this current action too offensive we will take the law into our hands. And concerning gothic stylish buildings and the like, it does not concern my department although it would be benefitial if you had that approved. I'll talk to the other units and we will have an answer down the line.

Final business on the table is directed to one, the Office of Governor of Moon City. Keggorators are in the process of being erected. I will work hand-in-hand with you, irishkb to insure that this "Atmospheric Improvement Policy" will help both sides. AIP will work and I, as long as I am in office will go smoothly.... yes, smoothly.

--Thank you for contacting the Offices of the Secretary of Defense on Moon City.

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wilee

01-29-2002, 05:23 AM

Memo
From: Justice Dept.
To: Defense Dept.

RE: Defense of Moon City

Mr. Secretary of Defense,

A pleasure writing to you sir, as you may have been made aware, I am now the Attorney General of Moon City. Currently, I have several law enforcement officials organizing the police forces to handle day to day operations of minor law infractions (failure to meet daily herb quota, damaging keggalators, etc.). I hope that this will allow your department to more easily co-ordinate our protection scheme vs. the Earth and Mars.

As always, my office is open to you if you have concerns. Thank you,

Wilee
Attorney General
Moon City

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brodieman

01-29-2002, 07:59 AM

Memo
FROM: The Mayor's Office
TO:Justice Dept, Defense Dept, The offices of the Governer

RE:Bribe Money

I need a large amount of unmarked bills to pay for votes for the next election.

Sincerly,
Brodie M. Bruce the III
Mayor

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gone

01-29-2002, 10:34 AM

Ms. Inkgrrl of the Moon Treasury Department, I noticed you made a few inquiries about feet worshipping or other forms of said worshipping. As long as you do not feel threaten by the actions of certain individuals in relation to such acts then it is permitted. But if my people and I find this current action too offensive we will take the law into our hands. And concerning gothic stylish buildings and the like, it does not concern my department although it would be benefitial if you had that approved. I'll talk to the other units and we will have an answer down the line.

ok a few things id like to clear up.. its not feet worship. its me worship... and id like a memo on what is too offencive.. thank you..
ms.inky

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wilee

01-29-2002, 10:52 AM

Ms. Inkgrrrl-

The Justice Dept. has brochures regarding "offensive" behavior. You will find they are quite short.

As a government official, you must realize your position affords you some preference with the law enforcement community. Your word will carry more weight than the average Moon City citizen. Simply show your credentials to any of our law enforcement officers and I assure you that your problems will be addressed promptly.

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irishkb

01-29-2002, 03:01 PM

Notice from the Governor's office..

It has come to my attention that certain issue must be address. First and formost Mars... You can try to out do the Moon but you will fail for i will keep as many albums of Tom Jones as need be to destroy you attempts at a population. As for soccer matches that is an excellent idea. Bringing the worlds' most popular sport interplanetary will be a great source of tourism and commerce for the moon.
Secondly Wilee you must remember to contact the head of the Police Havenostaples when it comes to certain issues.
Inky the me worship as you call it will continue but you must set some guide lines with Havenostaples and Defense department.
Mr. Mayor you will have your request as soon as we set up a meeting with Inky.
Icebox-neglect of keggorators will not go unpunished and find me some sweet pint glasses thanks...
There are still positions that we the government of the Moon still need filled please send any referals to the offices of the Mayor and Governor.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Governor Irishkb

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irishkb

01-29-2002, 03:12 PM

double post sorry...

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RF Godfather

01-30-2002, 03:33 AM

OFFICE OF DEFENSE OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Earth Time: 19:34:17AM EST

MEMO
From: Moon City Defense Department
To: Other High Order Offices of Moon City Involved

I, the Defense Administrator of Moon City, have many things to address so I will start because the task of negotiations with Mars and Earth are getting interesting. No need to look into this further.

Ms. Inkgrrl of the Moon Treasury Department, sorry for the mistake I made. In relation to worship of yourself as Unofficial/Official Moon Princess, as I look over the brochures supplied by the Attorney General, Wilee I find that there is nothing too offensive in my jurisdiction. As I speak, all is good under I say otherwise. DO as you want and everything will run swimmingly. Thank you.

Governor Irishkb, the "Atmospheric Improvement Bill" is active and mediation is working thus far. I will keep you updated on the state of relations in these aformentioned negotiations.

Willeee, Mr. Attorney General, thank you for helping and giving aid to my department as cutbacks have been in the works. The protection scheme as you put it, is up to task. Everything is set and the alpha of the process is set as I as writing this response to you and your department.

Mayor Brodie M. Bruce the III, unmarked bills is what you ask for? Indeed, it will be my pleasure to ensure you have the monetary funds to further establish your reign as well as ours over our great citizens of Moon City. If you need help "eliminating" the competition, I will be glad have my men take care of them. Don't ask, don't tell I say.

--Thank you for contacting the Offices of the Figure Head of Defense on Moon City.

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nellie

01-30-2002, 05:01 AM

can i be one of the lesbians on the moon. and of course i would need other lesbians there too ta keep me company ;)......

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erole

01-30-2002, 06:28 AM

I built a shrine out of moon rocks and particle board to the goddess inkgrrrl. I know it's not much but I made it as gothic looking as possible. I'm the offical window washer so you know its a clean shrine! The shrine is located in the middle of the Sea of Tranquility. Come one and all to worship (but not her friggin' feet damn you)

I made another shrine for nellie, just because she said she needs lesbian companions.
:) woo hoo

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nellie

01-30-2002, 08:49 AM

I made another shrine for nellie, just because she said she needs lesbian companions.
woo hoo

ohh.... thank you, that was soo nice. i hope it's by a body of moon water, we pisces love the water ;)

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gone

01-30-2002, 10:13 AM

thank you all.. erole.. you rule.. just know my cop friends are around.. so be nice.. nellie.. you my friend can be the lesbian if you stay in the shrine with me ;)

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Amuse2KAOS

01-30-2002, 10:26 PM

Memo:

From: Office of the Postmaster General

To: Office and ministry of Defense and staff

RE:New Employees

To Minister of Defense,
I submit to you some of the psychos I have working for me that I think would be better off as some kind of psycho death squad. Enclosed as well is your daily package of "adult nature" magazines, also including a new magazine "Star Whores"

The Postmaster General
Amuse2kaos

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01-31-2002, 05:05 AM

OFFICE OF DEFENSE OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Earth Time: 19:59:41AM EST

MEMO
From: Moon City Defense Department
To: Postmaster General

I, the Defense Administrator of Moon City, will say that the negotiations with Mars and Earth are getting very interesting. No need to look into this further.

Quick note to Mr. Amuse2Kaos, the Postmaster General, your men will be working on a special project for me. No need to look into this further. The Psycho Death Squad will be gainfully employed under my regime and will be payed emensely with other benefits that I will not comment on further. The literature that you have given to me wil be put to good use.

--Thank you for contacting the Offices of the Figure Head of Defense on Moon City.

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wilee

01-31-2002, 05:24 AM

Memorandum - Interoffice Mail

From: Attorney General, Wilee
To: Police Commissioner, Havenostaples

Mr. Commissioner,

As you have been made aware, the Governor is looking for financial support for his campaign. Considering the matter of the illegal betting hall I've heard about near the outskirts of the city. We should provide them with the necessary information so that they can properly pay for their permits and required keggalator cleaning contract. This should allow for some funds to be freed up. Remember, a percentage of all income from this hall is to help make our fair city safe!

Also, I have received a recomendation for your raise. I will pass this on with my approval to the Governor.

Thank you,

Wilee
Att. Gen'l.

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Koose

01-31-2002, 03:22 PM

Has anyone ever read those old magazines where they talk about how by the year 2000, that houses will clean themselves and there would be lots of hotels and families on the moon???

01-31-2002, 04:16 PM

hells yea Ive herd of those mags! didnt they also predict that ther would be flying cars by now?What a crock of crap!

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Amuse2KAOS

01-31-2002, 10:18 PM

Memo

From: Offices of the Postmaster General

To: Offices of the gov. of moon City

RE: Special Package

Your Royal...governerness,

Your special mail order live breathing female "friends" have arrived and as per your orders are being watered and fed. If someone could come and pick them up that would be greatly appreciated...also we took their clothing as per your orders as well. Also, the minister of agricultures brand new "crop sample" has come through if he could come pick that up as well. I took my usual "sample" off the top, only the agreed upon amount. Also enclosed is my usual "special hush hush money" to stay in your favor

Thank you

Amuse2kaos, Postmaster General

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gone

02-01-2002, 05:36 AM

amuse, please let me know what time you available for pick up, id like to be there personally to pick them up. thank you sir.

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irishkb

02-01-2002, 05:42 AM

Hey Amuse i will have someone come by today to pick up the ladies.. clothes what clothes.. I will pass on this message to the Department of Argiculture to pick up said samples.. Thanks your gov. irishkb..

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gone

02-03-2002, 11:08 AM

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Icebox

02-05-2002, 09:48 PM

Picked up and delivered...enjoy chief!!!

brodieman

02-08-2002, 10:40 AM

**Urgent Field Report from the Mayor of Moon City to all Government Officials oh the Moon**

Your Mayor is sad to report the death of our thread, thank you.

LONG LIVE THE MOON!

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