Could Fez Be A Lesbian??

[hurlmon]

So I'm trolling the Village Voice web site to kill time and see they have pics from the Miss Lez Pageant 2009. I start flipping through when .....

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt270/hurlmon/397805628.jpg

Could Fez's secret be that he's a lesbian??

Or did his sister visit recently?

here's a link (http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/28576157) to the pics probably NSFW

[RhinoinMN]

Does trolling the Village Voice mean you have a secret?

[hurlmon]

That's the worst thing you could say about a guy.

:tongue:

[boobieman]

He can't be a lesbian, that means he gets laid.

SSSEYYAAAAA

[mikeyboy]

Why does Fez hate this place again?

[MIKEYDAKEN]

Why does Fez hate this place again?

cause you quit and let mods go wild.

[SinA]

Why does Fez hate this place again?

'09 Fez is the anti-06 Fez. Up is down, right is left, white is black, in is... in is still in, but you get the idea. The bit used to be that Fez was kind of the funny grouch (a la Jack Benny) with the "oh, hi Big-A" and Catty Moments, but now Fez is grouchier and he takes the same type of jokes personally. The fault there is shared with the listeners, of course, because it's not that he just forgot the bit but that the bit should really be over if he's not into it anymore.

So that's why he hates us. Because he changed, the show changed, and we are still going along with the old bit.

The old me would have said "yes, Fez could be a lesbian." But now I'm not so sure.

[hurlmon]

Why does Fez hate this place again?

'cause he can't take good natured ribbing anymore.

[burrben]

'cause he can't take good natured ribbing anymore.

i dont think he's ever had a good-natured ribbing, thats the problem

[Dell]

i dont think he's ever had a good-natured ribbing, thats the problem

must be a matter of who is giving him the ribbing...Ron busts his balls all the time and he takes it in stride...

[Marc with a c]

Why does Fez hate this place again?

same reason as you.

[mikeyboy]

same reason as you.

I didn't think you had anything to do with it.

[Marc with a c]

I didn't think you had anything to do with it.

i'm not helping.

[Jujubees2]

No. I ran into Fez's former fiancée in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada once. He seemed like a really nice guy.

[Meataball23]

'09 Fez is the anti-06 Fez. Up is down, right is left, white is black, in is... in is still in, but you get the idea. The bit used to be that Fez was kind of the funny grouch (a la Jack Benny) with the "oh, hi Big-A" and Catty Moments, but now Fez is grouchier and he takes the same type of jokes personally. The fault there is shared with the listeners, of course, because it's not that he just forgot the bit but that the bit should really be over if he's not into it anymore.

So that's why he hates us. Because he changed, the show changed, and we are still going along with the old bit.

The old me would have said "yes, Fez could be a lesbian." But now I'm not so sure.

There is a lot of truth there

[GregoryJoseph]

No.

Fez hates women.

Thinks they're stupid and ugly.

[Hosp]

Murray Hill is a hell of a performer. I saw "him" perform at El Corio, went to their CD recording, and am lining "him" up to do my show when their CD comes out.