MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[Fallon]

Check it out, bitches:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=44&pictureid=2184

(Thanx, BlackSpider!)

Ohhhh damn that's hot. BS hooked you up!

[yojimbo7248]

I'm pathetic. By miles, the highlight of my day is this stupid MTV show tonight. why do I love it so much? Why am I counting the hours?

[sailor]

I think a dick would be more apropos.

yeah, it's like he's jerking off an elephant or something.

[LordJezo]

This show has affected my life more than any other show in recent months.

While getting ready this morning I thought about my hair more deeply than ever before. Why does it take me only a minute to swish it around? Why don't I spend a half hour with muiltiple gels and sprays to make myself look big pimpin?

Then I looked at myself in the mirror, flexed, and started pumping my fist. I was happy no one was awake to see me, I would be ashamed if even the dog was there.

[A.J.]

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Edit: Snickers has her own Youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/nikky406)

That's almost as awful as that Tila Tequila video.

[yojimbo7248]

This show has affected my life more than any other show in recent months.

While getting ready this morning I thought about my hair more deeply than ever before. Why does it take me only a minute to swish it around? Why don't I spend a half hour with muiltiple gels and sprays to make myself look big pimpin?

Then I looked at myself in the mirror, flexed, and started pumping my fist. I was happy no one was awake to see me, I would be ashamed if even the dog was there.

ha, luckily you have a head start toward matching the Situation in awesomeness with your gym work. just focus on the hair and you are almost there.

[LordJezo]

ha, luckily you have a head start toward matching the Situation in awesomeness with your gym work. just focus on the hair and you are almost there.

Sauna day at the gym today, I think I am going to bring up this show to the sauna guys and see if they have heard of it.

[Marc with a c]

i can't believe you have 'sauna guys' you're the best.

[booster11373]

Sauna day at the gym today, I think I am going to bring up this show to the sauna guys and see if they have heard of it.

Low hanging fruit,..........

[TheMojoPin]

It's mostly sauna days at Jezo's gym.

[JerseyRich]

If anyone here watched nip/tuck last night...

The creepy blond guy is exactly how I imagine Jezo to be.

[LordJezo]

Just heard Hard Rock Johnny mention the helicopter film crews over the summer..

I wonder if that is what we saw when we were down there. When the low flying black chopper was overheard the day we were at Seaside I immediately thought it was some kind of special ops thing filming civilians for study for the usual Illuminati nonsense. I texted my gym buddy warning him what was going on. Now that HRJ says it was film crews.. well, I guess that means I was there for it.

Pretty awesome.

Maybe I'll be on TV.

[underdog]

If anyone here watched nip/tuck last night...

The creepy blond guy is exactly how I imagine Jezo to be.

Right up to the awful accent.

[brettmojo]

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Edit: Snickers has her own Youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/nikky406)
This might make it worth watching...

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jerseyshorepunch.gif

[JerseyRich]

Right up to the awful accent.

I envision him in a silk robe, just like that guy...on his way into the sauna.

[JerseyRich]

This might make it worth watching...

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jerseyshorepunch.gif

Awesome clip!

Where did you find it?

[mikeyboy]

Curse you all for making me look forward to tonight's episode.

[brettmojo]

Awesome clip!

Where did you find it?
Here. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/did-mtv-go-too-far/)

They make reference to the Jim Norton "Remove your hat" vid.

[JerseyRich]

Curse you all for making me look forward to tonight's episode.

Blame the immigration service in the early 1900's.

[JerseyRich]

Here. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/did-mtv-go-too-far/)

They make reference to the Jim Norton "Remove your hat" vid.

That's awesome!

Thanks for pointing it out to us!:thumbup:

[Fallon]

Curse you all for making me look forward to tonight's episode.

I don't get home till 11. I'm probably gonna be twenty pages behind in this thread by the time I watch the show tonight.

Dammit.

[yojimbo7248]

Awesome clip!

Where did you find it?

I can't stop watching this damn thing. Look at the guy's eyes and expression as he starts to turn.

[disneyspy]

Here. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/did-mtv-go-too-far/)

They make reference to the Jim Norton "Remove your hat" vid.

thats mesmerizing,i can see sailor in the back

[red_red_red]

:laugh:
i see shenanigans

i can't wait til 10, and Opie said next week's episode is the snookie/snickers punch

[brettmojo]

thats mesmerizing,i can see sailor in the back
The awesome part is that he knocks her dumb hat off and hits the fat guy in between them at the same time.

[disneyspy]

The awesome part is that he knocks her dumb hat off and hits the fat guy in between them at the same time.

can you slow it down some?

i want to see that blondes face that sailor is walking away from

[mikeyboy]

From Snickers' Youtube channel:

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We're all going to overdose on this crap by January.

[Fallon]

Back story to Snooki getting her hat removed.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/53919302.html?cmpid=15585797?&subscribe=y&listID=1782

[JerseyRich]

can you slow it down some?

i want to see that blondes face that sailor is walking away from

I'm on it!

While I'm at it...I could maybe place a red arrow pointing to sailor.

[A.J.]

Back story to Snooki getting her hat removed.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/53919302.html?cmpid=15585797?&subscribe=y&listID=1782

[QUOTE]Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd confirmed yesterday that the woman who was hit inside the Beachcomber Bar & Grill a little after 2 a.m. Wednesday was part of MTV's latest foray at the popular resort town.

"It's a reality series," he said. "I think it's about Italians at the Shore."[QUOTE]


I LOL'd.

[red_red_red]

From Snickers' Youtube channel:

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We're all going to overdose on this crap by January.
that's spaz-tastic!!

[brettmojo]

Back story to Snooki getting her hat removed.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/53919302.html?cmpid=15585797?&subscribe=y&listID=1782
Best part of that story is at the end with the announcement of her and her attacker's engagement.

[boosterp]

From Snickers' Youtube channel:

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We're all going to overdose on this crap by January.

Fags, men dancing together belongs at the gay bar.

I'm on it!

While I'm at it...I could maybe place a red arrow pointing to sailor.

:lol::lol::lol:

[JerseyRich]

ok guys...I slowed it down...AND did the arrow thingie.

Enjoy!

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sailorguido.jpg
And just for shits and giggles. I made this little gem. Let me know what you all think!

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[CruelCircus]

"Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman said the suspect, Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, N.Y...."

Oh my god, that's where I live.
:ohmy:

[joeybadass]

i've been doin pushups all fucken morning.

[JimBeam]

From Snickers' Youtube channel:

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We're all going to overdose on this crap by January.

What's w/ that one guy finishing the other guy's backwash ?

Nasty.

[Aggie]

7 more hours!!!!! i'm dying of anticipation.

[JerseyRich]

I need to relieve my denshun...

It hurts. I can't wait!

[lleeder]

Try watching that new video of snickerdoodle getting punched in slo-mo.

[Zipgun]

Just heard Hard Rock Johnny mention the helicopter film crews over the summer..

I wonder if that is what we saw when we were down there. When the low flying black chopper was overheard the day we were at Seaside I immediately thought it was some kind of special ops thing filming civilians for study for the usual Illuminati nonsense. I texted my gym buddy warning him what was going on. Now that HRJ says it was film crews.. well, I guess that means I was there for it.

Pretty awesome.

Maybe I'll be on TV.

Yeah, it was MTV. I saw it too. Saw them filming on the boardwalk also, couple of cameras at JR's, walking behind the meatheads, that sort of thing.

One night when my girl and I were boardwalkin' she was in some girl clothes store and I stood outside eavesdropping on a circle of local stand owners talking about how they were approached to hire these mooks and they told MTV to beat it, it was just bad for business and the town.

[JerseyRich]

Try watching that new video of snickerdoodle getting punched in slo-mo.

Where?!

Link it!

[hammersavage]

From Snickers' Youtube channel:

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We're all going to overdose on this crap by January.

i can't wait for Saturday

[Marc with a c]

i can't wait for Saturday

you gotta be dancin, you gotta be smilin you gotta be shakin that ass.

[boosterp]

i've been doin pushups all fucken morning.

And I doin 12 oz curls to be ready for tha shit man.

[Marc with a c]

i just shotgunned three miller lites.

[Snoogans]

i just put 7 bottles of gel in my hair. I got a good 7 inch blowout goin

[JimBeam]

i just shotgunned three miller lites.

You better hope that YouTube guy doesn't find out because he's got Petron in his blood.

He may come and beat up your roommate and then sleep in his bed.

[Marc with a c]

You better hope that YouTube guy doesn't find out because he's got Petron in his blood.

He may come and beat up your roommate and then sleep in his bed.

i get it, and it made me smile.

[disneyspy]

ok guys...I slowed it down...AND did the arrow thingie.

Enjoy!

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sailorguido.jpg
And just for shits and giggles. I made this little gem. Let me know what you all think!

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

thanks rich,thats great and is that last picture a promo for next summers blockbuster MCLUVIN AND MARC?

[JimBeam]

On July 25, American Idol contestant Alexis Cohen, of Allentown, was killed in Seaside Heights by a man fleeing police after an accident in a nightclub parking lot.

I saw that little nugget at the very end of the article about Sneaker's punch in the face.

[Aggie]

i'm getting my ron ron juice ready!!!

[JimBeam]

Are those vids of the girl on the skate board and w/ her leg near her head really Sneakers ?

She looks much thinner in those.

[Marc with a c]

i just did a sweet spinning backfist to the girl sitting next to me.

I AM PUMPED!!

[lleeder]

Listen to the beats to get pumped. (http://www.mobcandymag.com/)

[topless_mike]

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Edit: Snickers has her own Youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/nikky406)

i can watch this on mute. i cant stop obsessing about her cans though.

[JimBeam]

Looks like the Sneakers Puncher is a teacher :

'Jersey Shore' thug is NYC gym teacher

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQ hqwQjmJTL

[razorboy]

Looks like the Sneakers Puncher is a teacher :



http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQ hqwQjmJTL

Did that article seriously just refer to Snoogots as a "beauty"?

[disneyspy]

Did that article seriously just refer to Snoogots as a "beauty"?

its a typo,the writer meant beastie

[Furtherman]

Looks like the Sneakers Puncher is a teacher :



http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQ hqwQjmJTL

Those who cannot do, teach, and those who cannot teach, teach gym and act like douchebags and punch women and are loud because their own insecurities are constantly screaming in their heads.

[mikeyboy]

Those who cannot do, teach, and those who cannot teach, teach gym and act like douchebags and punch women and are loud because their own insecurities are constantly screaming in their heads.

Did you just have a dodgeball flashback, Bri?

[hammersavage]

Ferdinand was the basis of Larry Lester and his buns being taped together.

[disneyspy]

Its On Now!!

[Furtherman]

Did you just have a dodgeball flashback, Bri?

SHE HAD IT COMING!!!!!!




*sob*

[Gmann]

Looks like the Sneakers Puncher is a teacher :



http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQ hqwQjmJTL

Hey! That school is by me!

[disneyspy]

i just saw joeybadass!

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[disneyspy]

the guy inbetween snoogie and the gym teacher works at the teeshirt shop

[JimBeam]

Did that article seriously just refer to Snoogots as a "beauty"?

They also called her a " hottie " :

The drunken lout seen sucker-punching a "Jersey Shore" hottie in a video clip gone viral is a New York City public school teacher, The Post has learned.

[JimBeam]

the guy inbetween snoogie and the gym teacher works at the teeshirt shop

Yeah I pointed that out to my wife when they showed the 1st day of work.

[yojimbo7248]

Holy Shit, our own Joeybadass is famous!

[disneyspy]

Yeah I pointed that out to my wife when they showed the 1st day of work.

marc was right,you pick up alot the more you watch

[razorboy]

Holy Shit, our own Joeybadass is famous!

Of course he is. He's totally badass.

[joeybadass]

i don't see no check in the mail from those queers.

i might have to call my friend's uncle and take care of these fuckers.

wtf?

[joeybadass]

i might be a little late to the viewing thread tonight.

i was fistpumping before...ya know, just to get ready, and i knocked my hair out of place.

so i might be a half an hour late to the party.

fuck you if you think what i just typed is queer.

[disneyspy]

heres joeybadass again!!

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[Aggie]

i might be a little late to the viewing thread tonight.

i was fistpumping before...ya know, just to get ready, and i knocked my hair out of place.

so i might be a half an hour late to the party.

fuck you if you think what i just typed is queer.

where are you from joey? nj/ny/ri?

[Marc with a c]

marc was right,you pick up alot the more you watch

i'm so upset i'll only get three or four viewings of tonights show before the winter carnival party.

[joeybadass]

where are you from joey? nj/ny/ri?

noyfb.

that's where i'm from.

[disneyspy]

noyfb.

that's where i'm from.

she shoulds just looked at your location under your name

[JerseyRich]

http://wizardsarebetter.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/oh_snap.jpg

[Marc with a c]

i feeli like i'm in detention counting down the seconds until i can get out.

i wish mtv liked bonzai trees.

[Aggie]

noyfb.

that's where i'm from.

queer.

[Mitch&Murray]

4 hours to go.

[drusilla]

I don't get home till 11. I'm probably gonna be twenty pages behind in this thread by the time I watch the show tonight.

Dammit.

I fear the same thing. I even called my mom & had to instruct her on how to record it on her dvr so I can watch it when I get to her place tonight.

I hope Dino get's home soon so we can hit the road already!

[disneyspy]

http://www.gregsgrooves.com/imagess-z/sarducci_live.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

my arm is getting sore from the constant fist pumping today.

[razorboy]

I'm blending up some protein shake margaritas.

[Snoogans]

i seriously bought a can of miller lite just so i can drink it during the show and feel a part of things

[TooLowBrow]

i seriously bought a can of miller lite just so i can drink it during the show and feel a part of things

oh, snoogie

youre my favorite character

[weekapaugjz]

i went and got a haircut today and will not put my shirt on until 9:59

[Marc with a c]

i just whitened my teeth. bring it ladies.

[weekapaugjz]

my chick just popped my back zits. i'm ready to go!

[booster11373]

The second hour of the first show is being played right now,with the new episode at 10pm, but what the heck is Jesey Shore after hours at 11?

[weekapaugjz]

but what the heck is Jesey Shore after hours at 11?

it's the VIP party. just keep on walking cuz you'ze ain't gettin in.

[Marc with a c]

what the heck is Jesey Shore after hours at 11?

oh fuck. it might be like a live "what happened" on the show with the people from the show. if that's the case i think i might get my first boner from mtv since "wicked game"

[Snoogans]

oh fuck. it might be like a live "what happened" on the show with the people from the show. if that's the case i think i might get my first boner from mtv since "wicked game"

i know you got wood from dave holmes, liar

[razorboy]

I just injected myself with horse steroids and pumped out 1000 push-ups.

I'm so fucking juiced!

[Snoogans]

I just injected myself with horse steroids and pumped out 1000 push-ups.

I'm so fucking juiced!

what are you watchin old Oakland A's games?

[razorboy]

what are you watchin old Oakland A's games?

I wish I had some. Those guys were awesome.

[weekapaugjz]

I wish I had some. Those guys were awesome.

jose is always welcome at the shore.

http://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jose-canseco-at-bare-co-pho.jpg

[Snoogans]

jose is always welcome at the shore.

http://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jose-canseco-at-bare-co-pho.jpg

id venture a guess and say Jose might be the most successful, famous guido ever. And still managed to fail

[weekapaugjz]

id venture a guess and say Jose might be the most successful, famous guido ever. And still managed to fail

that is the most insightful comment i have ever read.

[Marc with a c]

thirty minutes to go. i just pierced my dick. hey yoooooooooo!!

[weekapaugjz]

thirty minutes to go. i just pierced my dick. hey yoooooooooo!!

just?!? what kinda guido are you?

[hammersavage]

Collar popped

[weekapaugjz]

HAM!

[Marc with a c]

ham!!!!

[hammersavage]

Baby you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms. I'm finding it hard to believe, were in heaven

[Marc with a c]

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[disneyspy]

ok got my shirt off,lets roll

[weekapaugjz]

http://blog.nj.com/beach/Step%201.bmp

http://blog.nj.com/beach/Step%202.bmp

[hammersavage]

Yesss

[joeybadass]

fuck yea.

queers.

[hammersavage]

Tongue!

[Marc with a c]

oh no big deal she kissed him.


oh wait, WITH THE TOUNGE???!!!?!? HOLY FUCK.

[weekapaugjz]

only trashbags kiss with their tongue.

[Aggie]

she kissed me with her tongue

[disneyspy]

guido tounger!

[sailor]

She kissed me with her tongue.


Is he 12?

[Hottub]

Oh shit, brah. This rules

[joeybadass]

the situation is such a fuck queer!

why is he suckin up to that whore?

[hammersavage]

Her shirt says it all

[Marc with a c]

brush them shoulders of situation. brush em.

[TooLowBrow]

snooki is so fucking ugly

[Aggie]

i eat pickles a certain way. perverts

[disneyspy]

snickers looks like shes eaten alot of pickels

[Marc with a c]

i have the same hat as snickers.

[joeybadass]

who wants to meet for a round of laser tag queers?!

[Hottub]

Snookie rules!

[sailor]

i eat pickles a certain way. perverts

you gotta suck out the juice first. Duh.

[Marc with a c]

jwoww is the wise one in the house?

[joeybadass]

i'm so straight i eat pickles and hot dogs starting in the middle.

[Snoogans]

simply AMAZING

[hammersavage]

Built like freakin' Rambo over here with the giggle of an 8 year old girl

[disneyspy]

i'm so straight i eat pickles and hot dogs starting in the middle.

go green!

[joeybadass]

i'm pretty sure i'm in the background of this eposide.

keep your eyes open.

[Snoogans]

i have the same hat as snickers.

i hope it gets removed the same way



queer

[Marc with a c]

Built like freakin' Rambo over here with the giggle of an 8 year old girl

please tell me you ain't hatin'?

[weekapaugjz]

i'm pretty sure i'm in the background of this eposide.

keep your eyes open.

getting pounded out by some queers?

[disneyspy]

i hope it gets removed the same way



queer

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

[sailor]

Built like freakin' Rambo over here with the giggle of an 8 year old girl

he's totally the guido gvac.

[hammersavage]

Hope he brought HAM

[smiler grogan]

How is Muscle Milk not the primary sponsor of this show.

[joeybadass]

jowoww's boy has a pretty queer beard.

real guidos keep it shaved clean.

[BlackSpider]

he's totally the guido gvac.

Redundant...

[sailor]

Alana, elena and Angelina?

[Aggie]

oh shit, vinny breaking out the jersey rich vest!

[Marc with a c]

vinny is dressing up like rich tonight?

[joeybadass]

don't tell me vinny is wearing a tie and a vest.

what a fucken queer!!!

[Hottub]

How do they not blow a fuse with 8 hairdryers running?

[Marc with a c]

"get my fix" snickers ftw!!!

[weekapaugjz]

Alana, elena and Angelina?

yah, the ships columbus discovered america with.

[weekapaugjz]

dating married guys = pure class

[hammersavage]

The Situation told Angelina she needed to lose 5 or 10. Looks like she just lost 180! BOOM!!!

[JerseyRich]

What did I miss?

[Marc with a c]

What did I miss?

you missed you.

[JerseyRich]

Vinny is wearing a tie and vest?! Seriously? I'm awesome.

[hammersavage]

Yankees! How ya doin!?

[Aggie]

quack, quack...ahahah that shit cracks me up every time

[sailor]

Love the cleavage cam.

[disneyspy]

is someone gonna say theyre leaving the house every episode?

DONT BE A PUSSY!

STAY!

[JerseyRich]

I really hope there's a Tommy Cheezbawls cameo.

[TooLowBrow]

does this girl ever wash her hair?

[Aggie]

not worth losing him....until he sees the show.

bitches

[disneyspy]

damn it feels like theres more commercials than show

[hammersavage]

not worth losing him....until he sees the show.

bitches

This is a hate-free zone toots

[JerseyRich]

mmmm...chargrilled pancakes.

[Marc with a c]

samson's tan is even better than snookers.

[TooLowBrow]

who needs a salesman at a tshirt store?

[Aggie]

This is a hate-free zone toots

you're not getting it.

[hammersavage]

This guys like a new Joe Clark

[JerseyRich]

Shut it darkie! She does good things for people!

She's a fuckin BARTENDER!

[Marc with a c]

angelina gots some pretty solid cankles.

[hammersavage]

We better get a new skank

[JerseyRich]

Snooki played with her hair...

Do a shot everyone!

[disneyspy]

time to pack the garbage bag

[Marc with a c]

We better get a new skank

i hope it's lesbian beth.

[Kevin]

Angelina just punked that fag.

[hammersavage]

i hope it's lesbian beth.

Not British Joe?

[Marc with a c]

Not British Joe?

eh.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i hope it's lesbian beth.

only after some dumb bitch goes to a fucking luau and freaks because she's a vegetarian

[Marc with a c]

get the fuck out cock block.

[CruelCircus]

So, Angelina's a cock-blockin' home wrecker. Nice combo.

[JerseyRich]

Nobody even pretend raped her!

WTF?!

[hammersavage]

Nice girl, nice family

[Marc with a c]

that wasn't not funny!!

[Aggie]

forget making me an angelina sig. need a new idea.

[hammersavage]

Situation putting her in her place

[JerseyRich]

that wasn't not funny!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

[Aggie]

jwow looks like a wrestler.

[hammersavage]

Just like a nun

[JerseyRich]

I'd body slam that.

[Marc with a c]

i like jwoww.

[disneyspy]

ya catholic nuns check out pierced penis' all the time

[JerseyRich]

Holy Shit! The Situation was speechless!

[weekapaugjz]

jwow looks like a wrestler.

a super sexy wrestler.

don't hate.

[JerseyRich]

Fuck the Steelers!

[Aggie]

psa's for not sending naked texts. wow.

[JerseyRich]

Hammer. Please delete that photo I sent you earlier today.

[hammersavage]

That was the best moment yet

[JerseyRich]

'She wasn't ugly...She was thin and petite"

He is so fucking slick.

[weekapaugjz]

Hammer. Please delete that photo I sent you earlier today.

too late. the whole school has already seen it.

[hammersavage]

Was that birth control? I really couldn't see what she was holding

[Snoogans]

ROOF TOP GOLF. 25 holes bitch. best place ever

[Marc with a c]

Was that birth control? I really couldn't see what she was holding

i thought it was when i saw it as well.

[sailor]

psa's for not sending naked texts. wow.

a 13 year old killed herself over it last week

[JerseyRich]

too late. the whole school has already seen it.
FUCK!

[disneyspy]

rider? wonder how she got that name

[Marc with a c]

a 13 year old killed herself over it last week

god i wish you sent me a naked picture of yourself.

[hammersavage]

She really is Ginny Sac

[Marc with a c]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

fuck my asshole right now. hahahahahahaha

[Aggie]

i like a nice guy and a jerk off.

[Marc with a c]

"snooki claws, you're the one for me."

[JerseyRich]

Ronnie must be a man of God...what with that giant cross tattoo and all.

[hammersavage]

Go ahead and take that shit Ronnie. Its love

[Aggie]

ronnie has such bad blue balls right now

[hammersavage]

Aftershowwwwwww

[disneyspy]

"snooki claws, you're the one for me."

oh weeble

[weekapaugjz]

after hours looks fucking awesome.

[Marc with a c]

Aftershowwwwwww

dude.

[JerseyRich]

ronnie has such bad blue balls right now


Clearly...did you see how bad he was at mini golf?

[JerseyRich]

How did we not know ahead of time about the after hours show?!!

[weekapaugjz]

Clearly...did you see how bad he was at mini golf?

fuckin' hater!

[JerseyRich]

I just bought this Tarano America cock ring...

What do you guys think?

http://taranoamerica.com/shop/images/TripleKiss_1112_Thumb.JPG

[CruelCircus]

JWoww's t-shirt has "filthy" spelled wrong!!

It says FITHLY. Hahaha!!
:clap:

[hammersavage]

I hope their vows mention something about shitting where you sleep

[hammersavage]

Awesome

[JerseyRich]

This is why bitches should do the cookin.

[disneyspy]

oh so the situation didnt see the charcoal when he lit it

[TooLowBrow]

This is why bitches should do the cookin.

the situation has one dish in his arsenal

[Marc with a c]

i love guidos.

[Aggie]

ronnie dances like a damn spaz!!!

[weekapaugjz]

I just bought this Tarano America cock ring...

What do you guys think?

http://taranoamerica.com/shop/images/TripleKiss_1112_Thumb.JPG

hot!

[JerseyRich]

908 area code!!

WHAT WHAT!

[hammersavage]

The Situation was just laying it down. With his tongue!

[TooLowBrow]

she didnt want to get played so she whored her number out. makes sense

[disneyspy]

bitch cant you see im dancing with the boys?

[Marc with a c]

stage right the situation was toungin that broad.

[JerseyRich]

Damn yo. Sammi's got ass for days.

[TooLowBrow]

everyone has a cell phone til it would make sense to have one

[Aggie]

i didn't know another girl could knock a bitch up

[Snoogans]

greatest show ever

[hammersavage]

Wait, snooker gets punched! Since when?

[Marc with a c]

i like this show.

[JerseyRich]

Wait, snooker gets punched! Since when?

Yo I found this animation online...
Wanna see it?

[Aggie]

so calling a guido ugly will get you knocked the fuck out.

[weekapaugjz]

i like the license plate, "nu joisy"

[Aggie]

it sounds like a laugh track. ugh

[hammersavage]

so calling a guido ugly will get you knocked the fuck out.

might get a chick like you dogged out, even

[Marc with a c]

is it possible the situation is better looking after hours?