Caption Contest [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

TeeBone

11-14-2009, 02:55 AM

Not sure if this has been done before on here, but I wanted to start a weekly caption contest.

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

Here is Week One.....Enjoy!!!!!

Farmer Dave

11-14-2009, 03:21 AM

I'm going to Hammeresavage you mother fucker!

SHANEFROMGA

11-14-2009, 03:26 AM

[QUOTE=TeeBone;2578445]Not sure if this has been done before on here, but I wanted to start a weekly caption contest.

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"after the invention of the steam hammer, john henry went it to the less lucritive giant chest tumor removal business, with minor success."

SHANEFROMGA

11-14-2009, 03:29 AM

;)

biggestmexi

11-14-2009, 03:32 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"Hey, lets see if I can break this big rock on your chest without hurting you too much. I'll use this heavy sledgehammer while I also am not wearing a shirt. Here I go!"

Death Metal Moe

11-14-2009, 03:57 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"Black Rock Coalition: The Early Years."

Crossweird

11-14-2009, 04:01 AM

"Black Rock Coalition: The Early Years."

Winner.

topless_mike

11-14-2009, 04:11 AM

Why earl should have never quit workng for Ron and Fez

Ritalin

11-14-2009, 05:01 AM

tanless1

11-14-2009, 05:24 AM

Welcome to compton

Mitch&Murray

11-14-2009, 05:32 AM

[B][SIZE="3"]
http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

When I nod my head you hit it with a hammer

disneyspy

11-14-2009, 05:32 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg[/QUOTE]

"Noooooo, I said I wanted you to hammer me with your big black COCK!"

biggestmexi

11-14-2009, 05:37 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"Stop! Hammer Time!"

robot artist

11-14-2009, 05:38 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"To kill the dreaded African vampire you must drive a boulder through his heart."

Crossweird

11-14-2009, 06:14 AM

You know your bling is too big when you need help getting it off.

boosterp

11-14-2009, 06:35 AM

"Black Rock Coalition: The Early Years."

Winner.

X2

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

African Fraternity Hazing

biggestmexi

11-14-2009, 06:50 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"Is this really the way to make blood diamonds?"

robot artist

11-14-2009, 06:52 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

The brutal origins of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.

Dude!

11-14-2009, 07:00 AM

Way to rock the stereotype of stupidity.

Judge Smails

11-14-2009, 07:40 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

Six Flags Nigeria introduces brand new "Hit A Darkie - Win A Prize" hammerstrike carnival game.

Judge Smails

11-14-2009, 07:41 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"Are you sure that this is what your cousin in America meant about 'making a killing with crack rocks'?"

Judge Smails

11-14-2009, 09:14 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

Due to budgetary issues and overcrowding conditions, African prison officials are forced to combine the activities of Rock Breaking and Ball Busting in the interest of time.

JohnCharles

11-14-2009, 09:18 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

Watch later as the good reverend uses the power of Christ to remove a dustball from a vacuum.

Fallon

11-14-2009, 09:48 AM

Ritalin

11-14-2009, 10:55 AM

[B][SIZE="3"]

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"ready? One, two, free."

iSpider

11-14-2009, 11:01 AM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"All right...!!! All right...!!! It's Toby, my name is TOBY...!!!!",

Jughead

11-14-2009, 11:03 AM

African Gallager working out the kinks.

:lol::lol:

sr71blackbird

11-14-2009, 02:33 PM

Before their success as a singing sensation and their sex change operation and name change, the Brothers Sledge first attempt at entertainment as a precussion band enjoyed little successs.

IamFogHat

11-14-2009, 02:44 PM

The Mighty Thorenzo.

TroutSkin

11-14-2009, 03:17 PM

The newly formed Somalia Pro Golf Team. While lacking in form,always played the ball as it lied.

TheMojoPin

11-14-2009, 03:34 PM

Before their success as a singing sensation and their sex change operation and name change, the Brothers Sledge first attempt at entertainment as a precussion band enjoyed little successs.

Booooooooo.

The newly formed Somalia Pro Golf Team. While lacking in form,always played the ball as it lied.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

DiabloSammich

11-14-2009, 04:02 PM

http://www.uiowa.edu/intlinet/photosuj/miango%20new%20year/mvc-002f.jpg

"Allright motherfuckers, who else wants to talk shit about my pink pants?"

fez is straight

11-14-2009, 04:51 PM

Without guns for a driveby, African gangs have to put huge boulders on their victims and then smash them in the face with sledgehammers

IamFogHat

11-14-2009, 05:14 PM

Without guns for a driveby, African gangs have to put huge boulders on their victims and then smash them in the face with sledgehammers

This is kind of like why the Comedy Pyramid died, eh guys?

Death Metal Moe

11-14-2009, 05:28 PM

This is kind of like why the Comedy Pyramid died, eh guys?

That was pretty much a sniper shot right between the eyes to this thread.

Thanks ya fuckin' Ham n' Egger.

hanso

11-14-2009, 07:20 PM

http://ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=2721176
3 pages deep.
The older contest thread of two is from 2002.
I posted there but no one else did.
Nice to see this active. Good caps.
Reminds me of the old Dennis Miller tv show.

Chillax Hikeem there's enough rock for everyone.
Now who has that pipe?

TeeBone

11-17-2009, 09:53 AM

WEEK ONE WINNER - ispider with his caption, "All right...!!! All right...!!! It's Toby, my name is TOBY...!!!!"

Great submission by all, but this one stands out as the best.
Hang on, WEEk 2 coming right up!!!

TeeBone

11-17-2009, 09:55 AM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY...

topless_mike

11-17-2009, 10:00 AM

warning: no fat chix allowed. bumper will scrape.

biggestmexi

11-17-2009, 10:11 AM

"Hi guys. we tried to fit as many people on this truck on the way to work because we don't have enough money to by our own vehicles. Once filled we decided it was a little over crowded and bad on the suspension. We decided to go it anyway due to the fact we were late to the agricultural job that supplies us with money for our families. We were almost there when the bed frame of the truck started to bend. We didn't stop because we thought that this mishap was particularly funny in this situation. After the fact we came to realize we ruined the only town truck."

underdog

11-17-2009, 10:15 AM

There's a theme developing in these pictures.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:21 AM

There's a theme developing in these pictures.

Shocking.

boosterp

11-17-2009, 11:50 AM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY...

Wheelie!

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 12:29 PM

Wheelie!

Havin a Time.

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 12:31 PM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY...

Literal meaning to getting hit by a truck full of aids.

Death Metal Moe

11-17-2009, 12:44 PM

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 12:53 PM

Who the fuck are you to judge my comedy?!??! I was ROBBED!

I boycott this shit!

Your's was good but not racist enough.

Death Metal Moe

11-17-2009, 01:07 PM

Your's was good but not racist enough.

That sounds like a challenge...

Niiii............

bah, too easy.

Judge Smails

11-17-2009, 01:34 PM

Yeah fuck this thing. I'll take myself completely out of the running and I still think there were 4-5 that were better than the one that "won".

iSpider

11-17-2009, 01:38 PM

Who the fuck are you to judge my comedy?!??! I was ROBBED!

I boycott this shit!

Yeah fuck this thing. I'll take myself completely out of the running and I still think there were 4-5 that were better than the one that "won".

Leave TeeBone alone...
The kid knows comedy, what're you gonna do...

Death Metal Moe

11-17-2009, 01:43 PM

Leave TeeBone alone...
The kid knows comedy, what're you gonna do...

He knows NOTHING

boosterp

11-17-2009, 02:47 PM

He knows NOTHING

Moe had it.

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 02:49 PM

Moe had it.

yep. fuck this place.

Burn it down.

Fuck twitter too!

mikeyboy

11-17-2009, 02:51 PM

Why do a I have a feeling that week 3 will be a picture of a dead lynching victim.

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 02:52 PM

Why do a I have a feeling that week 3 will be a picture of a dead lynching victim.

possibly of color.

jauble

11-17-2009, 02:56 PM

I used to destroy over at third tier, but this is just a picture of a bunch of Africans in a truck so there is not much there...

Something about the apple truck with Op's great aunt.

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 02:59 PM

I used to destroy over at third tier,.

I wouldn't announce that.

boosterp

11-17-2009, 03:02 PM

A preview of next week's:

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr245/la_porte_dv/Silly/AFR01_SOMALIA-CONFLICT-_062.jpg

Dell

11-17-2009, 03:05 PM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY...

nevermind...

Death Metal Moe

11-17-2009, 03:50 PM

Next week is gonna be the ol' Antique Farming Equipment dopey gag.

Death Metal Moe

11-17-2009, 03:51 PM

Judge Smails

11-17-2009, 06:23 PM

TeeBone

11-18-2009, 05:43 AM

The fucking Toby line makes no fucking sense in this context because it's another black guy hitting him!! The whole fucking premise of the joke is flawed. This is the same hayseed, miss the mark, stab at humor that, as was mentioned, killed the comedy pyramids!!

That's kinda the point why it won----take it easy, big guy.

Death Metal Moe

11-18-2009, 05:47 AM

THE FIX IS IN!!!!

Fuck this fucking shit!

iSpider

11-18-2009, 05:50 AM

The fucking Toby line makes no fucking sense in this context because it's another black guy hitting him!! The whole fucking premise of the joke is flawed. This is the same hayseed, miss the mark, stab at humor that, as was mentioned, killed the comedy pyramids!!

I just went back and read your's. All three stunk, so I don't know why you're complaining.
That is all...

Try making longer captions next time...

Mitch&Murray

11-18-2009, 05:54 AM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

...

Quick, lets get out of here I think I hear the cops!!

TeeBone

11-18-2009, 06:07 AM

Why do a I have a feeling that week 3 will be a picture of a dead lynching victim.

Point taken and I will not include andy Africans in the next weeks picture. Incidentally Mikey, what are your views of the French?

Boogie in Va

11-18-2009, 06:50 AM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

Tonight on Discovery; The Mozimbi Tribe and their never seen before annual migration to Wal-Mart.

CountryBob

11-18-2009, 07:51 AM

Luxury Bus trip to Niagra Falls

Fallon

11-18-2009, 09:16 AM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

I hope the driver doesn't turn the hydraulics on!

topless_mike

11-18-2009, 09:20 AM

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

Ridin Dirty

Death Metal Moe

11-18-2009, 10:00 AM

Fine, I'll try again and hope the judging is a little more fair this time.

http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

"When racist bowling ball jokes come to life."

TroutSkin

11-18-2009, 11:32 AM

Our Pirate Transport Service is really taking off! Thanks to Twitter!

TeeBone

11-21-2009, 01:24 PM

Doing these weekly, just can't happen, therefore, I am just going to put them up whenever...
http://www.aslimasti.com/images/fun/it_happens/over_loaded_truck_in_africa.jpg

WEEK 2WINNER - Boogie in Va, with the submission of: "Tonight on Discovery; The Mozimbi Tribe and their never seen before annual migration to Wal-Mart."

Honorable Mention:
RhinoinMN - "Literal meaning to getting hit by a truck full of aids."

TeeBone

11-21-2009, 01:25 PM

Here's your third Picture-------GO FOR IT!!!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg

spoon

11-21-2009, 01:32 PM

Ok, fuck Tbone and his passive-aggressive racism and caption THIS!

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs046.snc3/13364_662926577662_110836_38435852_2161267_n.jpg

A.J.

11-21-2009, 01:34 PM

Here's your third Picture-------GO FOR IT!!!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg

Sissyphus finally takes a break.

spoon

11-21-2009, 01:35 PM

Sissyphus finally takes a break.

As if TEEBONE will even GET that one.

A.J.

11-21-2009, 01:35 PM

Ok, fuck Tbone and his passive-aggressive racism and caption THIS!

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs046.snc3/13364_662926577662_110836_38435852_2161267_n.jpg

"Show us on the doll where the man touched you."

spoon

11-21-2009, 01:37 PM

"Show us on the doll where the man touched you."

And with that, sign me up for the Christmas party in Virginia!

TeeBone

11-21-2009, 01:37 PM

Sissyphus finally takes a break.
Spelled incorrectly, but definitely going to be tough to beat.

brettmojo

11-21-2009, 01:37 PM

Here's your third Picture-------GO FOR IT!!!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg
Just another day in Wiley E. Coyote national park.

TeeBone

11-21-2009, 01:39 PM

As if TEEBONE will even GET that one.
give me a break, Junior...

DiabloSammich

11-21-2009, 01:53 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg

TeeBone's fooled us all. There's actually a black man under that rock.

schmizzbo

11-21-2009, 02:15 PM

Here's your third Picture-------GO FOR IT!!!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg

They'll be fine. I heard that one of them went to the Wile E Coyote college and is prepared with a cocktail umbrella.

Fallon

11-21-2009, 04:09 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg

Not pictured: Scissors.

underdog

11-21-2009, 04:12 PM

Here's your third Picture-------GO FOR IT!!!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/532586519_1afe461168.jpg

Lookout, Aggie's husband!

TeeBone

11-22-2009, 03:07 PM

TeeBone

11-22-2009, 03:07 PM

http://www.libertysblog.com/uploaded_images/White%20Trash%20Survival%20Kit-772407.JPG

GOOD LUCK

schmizzbo

11-22-2009, 03:10 PM

http://www.libertysblog.com/uploaded_images/White%20Trash%20Survival%20Kit-772407.JPG

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

A.J.

11-23-2009, 02:13 AM

Even though A.J. tried to be clever and question if I knew about the story of Sisyphus and he misspelled it, he still wins with is submission of - "Sissyphus finally takes a break."

Great job, Junior!!!

#4 coming up!

I misspelled it yes, but it wasn't me who questioned your knowledge of the story.

So what's my prize?

TeeBone

11-23-2009, 02:46 AM

So what's my prize?

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topless_mike

11-23-2009, 04:58 AM

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs046.snc3/13364_662926577662_110836_38435852_2161267_n.jpg

"So, Princess VESPA. At last, I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to."