Total Volume of Splooge a Woman Takes in in a Lifetime?

[sr71blackbird]

Dr Steve, in a normally sexually active woman, how many gallons of cum will her body absorb in the course of her life? Could it be 50 gallons? More? Less?

[topless_mike]

Dr Steve, in a normally sexually active woman, how many gallons of cum will her body absorb in the course of her life? Could it be 50 gallons? More? Less?

none. real women creampie.

[Dr Steve]

Dr Steve, in a normally sexually active woman, how many gallons of cum will her body absorb in the course of her life? Could it be 50 gallons? More? Less?


I love this kind of question. We need to know certain things to make an estimate:

1) the average volume of a load
2) the average number of loads over a woman's lifetime

The first one is easy...it's 2-5ml so let's be generous and go with 3ml (we'll convert to ounces and gallons later.)

So 3ml per load, but how many loads? Let's go with the average woman, who becomes sexually active. The median age at first intercourse is 16.9 years for boys and 17.4
years for girls.(The Alan Guttmacher Institute, In Their Own Right, 2002). Average lifespan of a woman in the US is 78. That makes 61 years of potential rutting. However, we all know that there will be more loads in the first years of sexual activity than in the last years. Can we agree on a lifetime average of 1 load/week? This should account for the dozens of loads in the early years being offset by few-to-no loads in later years (on average...of course there are sexually active 80 year old women but it's just too horrible to think about :smile:)

so 3ml/load x 1load/week x 52 weeks x 61 years = 9516ml of splooge in a lifetime. This is the equivalent of 9.516 LITERS of goodness, or 317.2 OUNCES of tasty treat, or 2.48 GALLONS of manjuice.

NICE!

I could make this more accurate by getting the average number of sexual encounters in women at each age. I was just too lazy to look up all those numbers (plus I'm at work). If someone wants to come up with those numbers, feel free. I may do it for the show this week myself. Note that the final answer is VERY sensitive to this estimate. If the total number of encounters is actually 2 per week, it would double the amount of jizz to 5 gallons.

[FebruaryEast]

What if she's from Europe?

[ANC]

Funny, as I read this a coworker came in my office saying "Wow that's a lot of loads" but referring to cargo.. :laugh:

[Dougie Brootal]

so 3ml/load x 1load/week x 52 weeks x 61 years = 9516ml of splooge in a lifetime. This is the equivalent of 9.516 LITERS of goodness, or 317.2 OUNCES of tasty treat, or 2.48 GALLONS of manjuice.


child's play...

[Patient zer0]

Now I'm thirsty

[opie's twisted balls]

I think this question requires field trials. Volunteers??

[Patient zer0]

What viscosity level is semen rated at? 5w30?

[landarch]

Note that the final answer is VERY sensitive to this estimate. If the total number of encounters is actually 2 per week, it would double the amount of jizz to 5 gallons.

All I can picture is a five gallon spackle bucket sloshing around full of...well, Dr. Steve has given us enough sperm monikers for now. Ew.

[topless_mike]

All I can picture is a five gallon spackle bucket sloshing around full of...well, Dr. Steve has given us enough sperm monikers for now. Ew.

just imagine...

http://www.joshpetherick.com/images/46.jpg

[Hottub]

The use of a bag will cut these numbers dramatically.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> id help and volunteer but i think my results would give the chart a landslide skew .....wow even the word skew just turned me on a little....i think ill go find myself some skew tonight

[Ocho Cinco]

now THIS is an interesting thread topic, i'm still laughing at this question

2.5 gallons doesn't seem as much compared to how much spooge a guy must give off in his lifetime due to wacking off. i'm almost afraid to know, i commit genocide on a daily basis...