RonFez.Net Winter Carnival Party 2009

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't like leaving my neighborhood for a party, let alone Manhattan.

Needs more of a southern lisp. And a stent.

[jauble]

Fat Darrell would like a word with you.

That place was lauded when I got here. They watched me eat it to see what I thought. Mediocre at best, and that is at best. The fries are weak and soggy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That place was lauded when I got here. They watched me eat it to see what I thought. Mediocre at best, and that is at best. The fries are weak and soggy.

You've eaten at the grease trucks? I'm talking Jersey now

[jauble]

You've eaten at the grease trucks? I'm talking Jersey now

Not the trucks, I have only made food in jersey, never paid for food there.

[drusilla]

haha shit...it's not as good here, can't see people's faces.

you rule



pics of me dancing with the most awesome guy EVER somewhere round here.

George had them on his camera

[Tenbatsuzen]

OK, I thought about this.

Here's my idea:

BUDDYCON

The one-night R&F convention.

Hotel.

Sometime in May or June. the Summer equivalent to the Winter Carnival.

Thoughts?

[BlackSpider]

The problem is, the Christmas Party, we're supposed to be graced by R&F.

]First you'd have to get them to go to a .Net party.
They went to the rogue party instead last night. I think that says a lot...

That says nothing... Don't act like it's a miracle they showed at Gvac's thing.
We as a group can survive and function without R&F showing up. Example? 2002[/COLOR].

You made a statement, I replied to it, and then you took an opposing side to your original statement, and read something else into mine.
I guess people hear what they want to hear.
Goodnight...

[Tenbatsuzen]

You made a statement, I replied to it, and then you took an opposing side to your original statement, and read something else into mine.
I guess people hear what they want to hear.
Goodnight...

Thanks for the color coding, are you running the Jets' offense?

[jauble]

CABINS ASSHOLE...CABINS!

Or a boat, boat parties are also awesome.

[TooLowBrow]

CABINS ASSHOLE...CABINS!

Or a boat, boat parties are also awesome.

maybe we can book a booze cruise around manhattan?

prom kids do it, why cant we?

[jauble]

maybe we can book a booze cruise around manhattan?

prom kids do it, why cant we?

There you go and Fez can go under the bridge if applicable.

[BlackSpider]

maybe we can book a booze cruise around manhattan?

prom kids do it, why cant we?

Know any kids that can plan it for us...?

[jauble]

Know any kids that can plan it for us...?

C'mon man I can put this together. I can even make proceeds go to charities of you choice.

[BlackSpider]

C'mon man I can put this together. I can even make proceeds go to charities of you choice.

I'd like the proceeds to go to the "Human Fund." I'll suply a paypal link when we get closer...

[mikeyboy]

OK, I thought about this.

Here's my idea:

BUDDYCON

The one-night R&F convention.

Hotel.

Sometime in May or June. the Summer equivalent to the Winter Carnival.

Thoughts?

Sounds awful

[Zipgun]

Planning doesn't make a hell of a difference in last night's case if the bar changes the deal on the night of the party and fucks you over.

Unless of course the planning was to not go to that place to begin with.

[Marc with a c]

this is what happens when a jew orgainizes a christmas party.

[underdog]

I don't like leaving my neighborhood for a party, let alone Manhattan.

People also aren't going to travel in from out of town to go to Jersey.

[mikeyboy]

People also aren't going to travel in from out of town to go to Jersey.

Exactly.

Mark my words -- February 20th or 27th. It could be the greatest night in the history of ronfez.net or it could be me and hammersavage sitting in a bar making Swingers references and awkward high fives.

[TooLowBrow]

Exactly.

Mark my words -- February 20th or 27th. It could be the greatest night in the history of ronfez.net or it could be me and hammersavage sitting in a bar making Swingers references and awkward high fives.

"Hey Hammer. Look at this, okay? I want you to remember this face, here. Okay? This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

[Mitch&Murray]

You could hold a Matty Fridays party in a phone booth and still have room to move around

[underdog]

Exactly.

Mark my words -- February 20th or 27th. It could be the greatest night in the history of ronfez.net or it could be me and hammersavage sitting in a bar making Swingers references and awkward high fives.

No matter how many people there are, it's still going to be awkward.

[Foster]

the thing is this....

I would absolutely LOVE to plan and help throw a .net party.

But I'm Matty Fridays. I'm a bad guy. No one thinks or wants to think that Christmas is my favorite time of year and I love planning parties. If I even had my hand involved in this a lot of people would react like some people reacted to the Gvac party.

is this a variation on the whole "if Hitler had a picnic argument"?

[Foster]

Exactly.

Mark my words -- February 20th or 27th. It could be the greatest night in the history of ronfez.net or it could be me and hammersavage sitting in a bar making Swingers references and awkward high fives.

if you guys did that you would be so money

[spoon]

there was no vip thing, really. anyone who got a wristband got into this area which was basically just our hang out.

unless you did what I did, which was drink my vodka clubs as fast as I could right at the bar and made the chick keep refilling me, it might not have been worth it.

not the best venue for our crowd, but I'm sure Jon did his best and we made it work.

Ha!!!! :lol:

[spoon]

too bad people didn't have another party to go to. i feel bad for all those people who had to just go home with nothing else going on in the city.

I guess you and jon will get along juuuuust fine. For FUCK'S SAKE Hammer!? Really?

[spoon]

What I don't get is why couldn't ronfez.net close down a bar? A lot of places here in Cambridge and Boston were closed on Friday & Saturday night because of private Christmas parties. Why doesn't that happen? Obviously a board sponsored event that is talked about on the radio is going to draw a crowd, why can't a place close down for it?

two syllables, one soul patch

[Gmann]

Guys....
I hang at alot of bars in the city, have tons of bartender friends, and know a few bar owners. Id like to volunteer my services for the next bar party.

[spoon]

the thing is this....

I would absolutely LOVE to plan and help throw a .net party.

But I'm Matty Fridays. I'm a bad guy. No one thinks or wants to think that Christmas is my favorite time of year and I love planning parties. If I even had my hand involved in this a lot of people would react like some people reacted to the Gvac party.

Even though I'm sure you can't fail to the level Jon has, you'd actually have to plan on attending said party and actually meet fucking people outside of your comfort zone. I really don't think your the answer here. In fact, I find it hilarious the most anti-social fuck on this board (and that's saying A LOT) is now telling everyone the way. Nice work Matt. You won me over.

[spoon]

Guys....
I hang at alot of bars in the city, have tons of bartender friends, and know a few bar owners. Id like to volunteer my services for the next bar party.

Here's your man. Always there, in the biz. Work with Gvac, as he knows how to deal/work with places to get ACTUAL deals versus last second stop ins where a pair of tits takes advantage of twitters of lost dreams and a receding hairline.

[spoon]

I really hope the threesome liked the bitch horse they backed on this one.

[spoon]

That says nothing, considering Fez's issues with .net lately and Ron's general malaise sometimes. They went to Brooklyn, and I believe they made an appearance last year. Don't act like it's a miracle they showed at Gvac's thing.

We as a group can survive and function without R&F showing up. Example? 2002.

He's not acting like it's a MIRACLE tenbats, Spider is hinting it SAYS something...which is clearly does.

[spoon]

Sounds awful

agreed

[spoon]

People also aren't going to travel in from out of town to go to Jersey.

If this means what i think it means, all parties in NJ from here on in.

[spoon]

Exactly.

Mark my words -- February 20th or 27th. It could be the greatest night in the history of ronfez.net or it could be me and hammersavage sitting in a bar making Swingers references and awkward high fives.

Add Crazed and this was the fucking Christmas party. Wow, can't wait.

[spoon]

Yep, it's that time of the year again, where we drink, be merry, and cause a ruckus! This year, it will be...

Saturday, December 12, 2009
9pm till they kick us out
at The Yard (formerly Porky's NYC) - http://porkysnyc.com/
55 W 21st Street, by the corner of 6th Ave in NYC

This year's drink special is $35 for all you can drink Top Shelf from 9pm-12am. This includes any any beers they carry as well as the liquor. Buying a bracelet is not mandatory, but you do get access to the "VIP Area" in the back of the bar (I was told it fits up to 100 ppl, but may get tight with that many people back there) and can skip any lines that may be outside the bar when you arrive. If you do not buy a bracelet, you will not have access to that area.

Looking forward to seeing you all there!

False advertising, so I assume Jon is going to get everyone's money back or at least man up and be personally responsible. I'm still happy his hotel discount/setup was so solid for Ryno, Gwen and Bg! I'm sure less people would have come if not for the supreme effort that was put forth by jon.

[A.J.]

this is what happens when a jew orgainizes a christmas party.

Jesus must be rolling over in His grave.

[spoon]

Jesus must be rolling over in His grave.

I know that comment had me rolling.

[~Katja~]

Guys....
I hang at alot of bars in the city, have tons of bartender friends, and know a few bar owners. Id like to volunteer my services for the next bar party.
as you did with this one and the offer went ignored.


And Matty, I am probably one of the people who doesn't care how everybody hates you or has something against you, but you planning a party cracks me up, cause you never attend them for one reason or another.

I see Zipgun's point that you can't do much when the bar screws you over the night of, but that's where proper planning comes into play, and if you sign a contract with them before hand it includes these deals and not just the cut you get of the head count at the end of the night.

[spoon]

as you did with this one and the offer went ignored.


And Matty, I am probably one of the people who doesn't care how everybody hates you or has something against you, but you planning a party cracks me up, cause you never attend them for one reason or another.

I see Zipgun's point that you can't do much when the bar screws you over the night of, but that's where proper planning comes into play, and if you sign a contract with them before hand it includes these deals and not just the cut you get of the head count at the end of the night.

Hey you....stop with all your LOGIC!

[RhinoinMN]

Hey you....stop with all your LOGIC!

You have no idea....

[~Katja~]

You have no idea....
:down:

[~Katja~]

why hasn't Jon posted to thank everybody for coming and to take credit for the wonderful evening? Why do the mods have to post on his behalf making an effort to point out that he did his best? Did he? Really?!
Maybe he blows them to get that kind of respect.

[JerseyRich]

Katja's LOGIC drove me and Diana home on Sunday morning.

I have no problem with it. :wink:

[Foster]

I see Zipgun's point that you can't do much when the bar screws you over the night of, but that's where proper planning comes into play, and if you sign a contract with them before hand it includes these deals and not just the cut you get of the head count at the end of the night.

Wow, you're saying what we're all thinking

[paulisded]

Exactly.

Mark my words -- February 20th or 27th. It could be the greatest night in the history of ronfez.net or it could be me and hammersavage sitting in a bar making Swingers references and awkward high fives.

Maybe I'll come out for this one.

[spoon]

Wow, you're saying what we're all thinking

Oh there have been some here saying it for years. It's always nice to add to the guest list, some quicker than others (yah I'm looking at you). Yet you'll always have those with ulterior motives (modship and retarded title strokers) and hence an odd lack of character and ability to see things for what they are no matter how clear and often they come up.

At least Sailor has a pair, and good sense. Even if he buys dying plant leaves from random bums on the street. I understand some others who had a chance to make a statement chose to "have their reasons". Whatever the fuck that could mean outside of cop out, I have no clue.

[biggestmexi]

I crouched to make the Giants look even larger.

or to blow them

CABINS ASSHOLE...CABINS!

Or a boat, boat parties are also awesome.

I could probably clear up some cabins at Starved Rock lodge...(and lasalle county, its acceptable to drink yourself retarted)..OR... a villa or two at Grand bear lodge....(which as a indoor amusement park and bar with 2 jumbo trons) I know the GM and the Asst. GM there.

[spoon]

@BrazilianJl3 I'm sorry about that.She never told me there wld be a cover for people who didn't bracelet. I am canceling other events there.

Ha! Other events! Ur a fucking riot.

[spoon]

# Warming the house with @Sarahmerion and her friend Jenna for @leoraisrael (@ The Duplex w/ @misskatiemo @db) http://4sq.com/5vTaba 10:15 PM Dec 12th from foursquare

SO, looks like Jon was gone by 10:15? Must have lost his free bracelet.

[spoon]

I just became the mayor of The Yard NYC on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/2vAUtZ

WOW! Nice work Jon. Seriously, BRAV-fucking-O.

[biggestmexi]

SO, looks like Jon was gone by 10:15? Must have lost his free bracelet.

http://foursquare.com/user/justjon/badges/7092

[topless_mike]

You've eaten at the grease trucks? I'm talking Jersey now

mmmmmmm starvin for a fat moon/no rabbit food/with mozz sticks from mr c's.

[JerseyRich]

What the fuck is going on here?

The MAYOR of THE YARD?!

You fucking lemmings! Look what you were following!

[topless_mike]

so, was this another bust? sure sounds like it.

[Dell]

so, was this another bust? sure sounds like it.

sounds like it was a success for someone...

[~Katja~]

Ha! Other events! Ur a fucking riot.
I felt bad for Julie, she wasnt feeling well to begin with and barely walked in the door and checked her coat, she left right away and got her money back.

SO, looks like Jon was gone by 10:15? Must have lost his free bracelet.
he was there after midnight to sign the papers off outside the bar, and he def was in the place during the night.

[topless_mike]

he was there after midnight to sign the papers off outside the bar, and he def was in the place during the night.

counting the money he made?

[topless_mike]

twitterboy:
save yourself and skip the party planning next year. not that you'll actually read this or anything.

new mods:
i really dont expect much of anything from any of you. at least, if you are going to do anything, try to plan a decent party. from the sounds of what i am reading, unless something is done, i dont expect to see much, if any, interest in an official ".net" party next year.

[Foster]

SO, looks like Jon was gone by 10:15? Must have lost his free bracelet.


Not true
Spider and I were standing on line behind him at the bar, trying to get a drink before 12:00am.
He was just standing there doing nothing to get the bartenders attention, (probably just staring at her ass so he could recreate it later out of Legos).
We finally said fuck it, gathered our group and left for the Crowes Nest.

[~Katja~]

counting the money he made?
he sure wasn't happy with the head count the chick gave him, arguing that more people had come in before midnight. Guess he counted himself.

[JerseyRich]

We finally said fuck it, gathered our group and left for the Crowes Nest.

Best decision you made all night. :clap:

[RhinoinMN]

We got to the yard at 9. They let us in at 9:30. Used the bracelet to slam 4 in row at each approach to the bar. Definitely got my money out of the bracelet, but the situation really sucked. We split at 11:30 and went to the crowes nest.

[spoon]

"You took the L train to Brooklyn to attend a software party! Pretty hardcore."



The above quote came from his new twitter meets boy scouts site. I guess he earned his hardcore software party badge!! Yah!!!

The question is, are you an Droid Tweep yet? For those that don't know, it's the equivalent of an eagle scout on foursquare.























joke, unlike our stud justjon

[A.J.]

but the situation really sucked.

What do you expect from a guido?

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/mike_0644.jpg

[Mitch&Murray]

# Warming the house with @Sarahmerion and her friend Jenna for @leoraisrael (@ The Duplex w/ @misskatiemo @db) http://4sq.com/5vTaba 10:15 PM Dec 12th from foursquare

SO, looks like Jon was gone by 10:15? Must have lost his free bracelet.


Spoons starting to sound like those fat old ladies who listen to the police scanners while watching Springer

:laugh:

[spoon]

# Warming the house with @Sarahmerion and her friend Jenna for @leoraisrael (@ The Duplex w/ @misskatiemo @db) http://4sq.com/5vTaba 10:15 PM Dec 12th from foursquare




Spoons starting to sound like those fat old ladies who listen to the police scanners while watching Springer

:laugh:

Don't you have a patient to feel up?

[Contra]

This looks like it was as bad as the X-mas party debacle of 2004.

[RhinoinMN]

Jon was carrying around a bag of cigars. I wonder who those were for?

[~Katja~]

Jon was carrying around a bag of cigars. I wonder who those were for?
he smoked them himself outside the club

[JerseyRich]

Some pics here of the Rogue party...

Goodtimes (http://www.flickr.com/photos/30334016@N04/sets/72157622875299019/)

[underdog]

If this means what i think it means, all parties in NJ from here on in.

Wherever you are, I'll be right behind you.

[biggestmexi]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2490/4185353458_ebf14f89be_o.jpg

is he putting "something" "somewhere"?

by something i mean finger, and by somewhere i mean ass.

[JerseyRich]

is he putting "something" "somewhere"?

by something i mean finger, and by somewhere i mean ass.

Bingo!

[JohnCharles]

Some pics here of the Rogue party...

Goodtimes (http://www.flickr.com/photos/30334016@N04/sets/72157622875299019/)

Your 3D camera made me look drunk.

[biggestmexi]

Your 3D camera made me look drunk.

i wasnt there but ill guess it wasnt the camera.

[JerseyRich]

Your 3D camera made me look drunk.

It's secret technology that Fujifilm has been working on for years.

[Contra]

Your 3D camera made me look drunk.

All you need is an overcoat and a crowbar for next year's Halloween party.

[underdog]

Wait, so people left the bar to go to another bar for an afterparty?

[disneyspy]

Wait, so people left the bar to go to another bar for an afterparty?

theyre talking about friday not saturday night

[lleeder]

Wait, so people left the bar to go to another bar for an afterparty?

This aint shitty mass.

[underdog]

theyre talking about friday not saturday night

He said the afterparty on Saturday at Bar 9.

This aint shitty mass.

Yeah, everything closes at 1 or 2, so our after parties are at people's houses or hotels.

It's NYC. Why leave a bar that you had to pay $60 to get into to go to another bar? This bar sounds awful.

[Zipgun]

Why leave a bar that you had to pay $60 to get into to go to another bar? This bar sounds awful.

Because it was an awful bar, and the bracelets expired at midnight so there was no way any of us were paying full price for shit drinks and shit service with a dj playing really bad and old hip hop from the early 90's way too loud.

[TheMojoPin]

Both parties sound awful but this one sounds especially awful. Ah-booooooooooooooooo.

[JohnCharles]

Even in Buffalo the bars serve until 4am.

[lleeder]

He said the afterparty on Saturday at Bar 9.



Yeah, everything closes at 1 or 2, so our after parties are at people's houses or hotels.

It's NYC. Why leave a bar that you had to pay $60 to get into to go to another bar? This bar sounds awful.

I went to gvacs at crowes nest so I didnt pay anything to get in. We stayed til it was time to go the diner.

[JohnCharles]

I went to gvacs at crowes nest so I didnt pay anything to get in. We stayed til it was time to go the diner.

That's because you brought beers.

[underdog]

Because it was an awful bar, and the bracelets expired at midnight so there was no way any of us were paying full price for shit drinks and shit service with a dj playing really bad and old hip hop from the early 90's way too loud.

That sounds so bad.

I went to gvacs at crowes nest so I didnt pay anything to get in. We stayed til it was time to go the diner.

Which is how it should be.

[A.J.]

I went to gvacs at crowes nest so I didnt pay anything to get in. We stayed til it was time to go the diner.

And no mandatory coat check so you can go outside and smoke with the cool kids.

[TheMojoPin]

Honestly, I don't understand what has to be "planned" for these things. Just go to a bar like the other group did. How hard is that? Why does anything have to be "put together" outside of a time and place?

[underdog]

Honestly, I don't understand what has to be "planned" for these things. Just go to a bar like the other group did. How hard is that? Why does anything have to be "put together" outside of a time and place?

Well, in theory, if you're going to advertise the event, you want the place to be prepared and have enough staff on for the night and possibly work drink specials or even close down the place.

[biggestmexi]

Honestly, I don't understand what has to be "planned" for these things. Just go to a bar like the other group did. How hard is that? Why does anything have to be "put together" outside of a time and place?

you do it next year then

[lleeder]

Well, in theory, if you're going to advertise the event, you want the place to be prepared and have enough staff on for the night and possibly work drink specials or even close down the place.

dont worry i'll make sure its all setup for the long island bar night

[JerseyRich]

you do it next year then

We did it this year!

One phone call was all it took. No contracts signed.

We know the place. There was basically no one in there except for our group. They had drink specials. We could come and go as we pleased...we picked the music we wanted via the jukebox...and just about closed the place down.

It couldn't have been easier.

[biggestmexi]

We did it this year!

One phone call was all it took. No contracts signed.

We know the place. There was basically no one in there except for our group. They had drink specials. We could come and go as we pleased...we picked the music we wanted via the jukebox...and just about closed the place down.

It couldn't have been easier.

i was speaking to mojo good sir.

in chicago

[TheMojoPin]

I mean, Jesus Christ, letting a bar in a big city know you've got a group of people coming in is one of the easiest things to do. There's like a zillion of them and all it takes is a phone. Even Gvac is able to do it, which should tell you a LOT.

[A.J.]

we picked the music we wanted via the jukebox...

And that jukebox kicks ass.

[biggestmexi]

I mean, Jesus Christ, letting a bar in a big city know you've got a group of people coming in is one of the easiest things to do. There's like a zillion of them and all it takes is a phone. Even Gvac is able to do it, which should tell you a LOT.

yeah but gvac has to call from home one his rotary dial.

[TheMojoPin]

Well, in theory, if you're going to advertise the event, you want the place to be prepared and have enough staff on for the night and possibly work drink specials or even close down the place.

How many people were out between these two parties? It sounds like around 40 people.

[TheMojoPin]

yeah but gvac has to call from home one his rotary dial.

And that's after he spends an hour screaming at some non-existent operator to connect him to his party.

[biggestmexi]

And that's after he spends an hour screaming at some non-existent operator to connect him to his party.

HA! Worse yet, he use those exact words. "Connect me to my party!"

[happytypinggirl]

it really is an ideal place (crowes nest). i think casey and silera found it a few years ago. tons of room, the bartender was very cool and best of all, team RONFEZROGUE got #1 high score on most of the games on the bar video game thingy.

woot!

i tried to make it to the official party too but the line outside and the club music and brazilian julies twitters scared me. but i wanted to go. please jon. next year....comfy empty place? oh but congrats on being the 4 square mayor of the yard

[JerseyRich]

How many people were out between these two parties? It sounds like around 40 people.

At its peak, we had around 30 at the Rogue party. Most of which were board members that realized how retarded the .net party was and hoofed it uptown.

[TheMojoPin]

It seems like it would just make snese to do the lowkey thing in the future. Let's be honest: barring a miracle this is going to be roughly the crowd that'll come out for this even with show promotion. I understand the intentions behind a "planned" party, but it simply doesn't seem practical at all.

[JohnCharles]

it really is an ideal place (crowes nest). i think casey and silera found it a few years ago. tons of room, the bartender was very cool and best of all, team RONFEZROGUE got #1 high score on most of the games on the bar video game thingy.

woot!

i tried to make it to the official party too but the line outside and the club music and brazilian julies twitters scared me. but i wanted to go. please jon. next year....comfy empty place? oh but congrats on being the 4 square mayor of the yard

I answered three movie trivia questions.

[happytypinggirl]

I answered three movie trivia questions.

yay!

[biggestmexi]

It seems like it would just make snese to do the lowkey thing in the future. Let's be honest: barring a miracle this is going to be roughly the crowd that'll come out for this even with show promotion. I understand the intentions behind a "planned" party, but it simply doesn't seem practical at all.

lets start getting money together now for next year.

Then we can rent the OddyseyII off navy pier....huh? huh?

[TheMojoPin]

lets start getting money together now for next year.

Then we can rent the OddyseyII off navy pier....huh? huh?

I'm gonna throw it in the U-Boat at the museum.

[Furtherman]

i tried to make it to the official party too but the line outside and the club music and brazilian julies twitters scared me. but i wanted to go. please jon. next year....comfy empty place? oh but congrats on being the 4 square mayor of the yard

I saw you, Ron & Mrs. Ron walk by... called out to try and get your attention but it was too loud. I figured you'd head to the Crowes nest anyway.


I had a good time at the Yard, cracking up with a bunch of friends. I didn't have any problems at the bar either. You just gotta make do with what you got.

[biggestmexi]

I'm gonna throw it in the U-Boat at the museum.

YES. I cant believe i didnt think of that. Imagine all the bumped heads.(katja would love it too)


just rent out the MSI. GVAC would be fascinated by all the technology.

[A.J.]

it really is an ideal place (crowes nest). i think casey and silera found it a few years ago. tons of room, the bartender was very cool and best of all, team RONFEZROGUE got #1 high score on most of the games on the bar video game thingy.

woot!

And pretty clean bathrooms.

[Marc with a c]

best of all, team RONFEZROGUE got #1 high score on most of the games on the bar video game thingy.

oh man, sounds awesome. how could i have missed that?

[TheMojoPin]

just rent out the MSI. GVAC would be fascinated by all the technology.

http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/caveman_lawyer2.jpg

[JerseyRich]

http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/caveman_lawyer2.jpg


Nice! You found a great pic of him from the 80's!

[underdog]

oh man, sounds awesome. how could i have missed that?

How come you're not in any pictures?

[Marc with a c]

How come you're not in any pictures?

disappointed?

[TooLowBrow]

it really is an ideal place (crowes nest). i think casey and silera found it a few years ago. tons of room, the bartender was very cool and best of all, team RONFEZROGUE got #1 high score on most of the games on the bar video game thingy.

woot!

i tried to make it to the official party too but the line outside and the club music and brazilian julies twitters scared me. but i wanted to go. please jon. next year....comfy empty place? oh but congrats on being the 4 square mayor of the yard


hi htg! It was great meeting you.

[underdog]

disappointed?

Yes.

[JerseyRich]

Yes.

I saw one of his bearded, preppy ass.

[hammersavage]

we all are.

[Marc with a c]

I saw one of his bearded, preppy ass.

yeah but you didn't get to touch it. my face, not my bearded ass.

[Freitag]

Even though I'm sure you can't fail to the level Jon has, you'd actually have to plan on attending said party and actually meet fucking people outside of your comfort zone. I really don't think your the answer here. In fact, I find it hilarious the most anti-social fuck on this board (and that's saying A LOT) is now telling everyone the way. Nice work Matt. You won me over.

Just because I am anti-social doesn't mean I cannot organize a party. The two are not dependent on each other.

[hammersavage]

yeah but you didn't get to touch it. my face, not my bearded ass.

:bye:

[Ritalin]

I'm gonna throw it in the U-Boat at the museum.

What is the U-505.

(I was always a coal mine guy. I also used to get those wax busts of Abe Lincoln and a gorilla, then paint them.)

[Freitag]

Also:

While the Booze Cruise is an awesome idea, it's also going to be anywhere between 15-40 degrees. You couldn't go outside, and aren't most of these boats open air?

[JerseyRich]

Also:

While the Booze Cruise is an awesome idea, it's also going to be anywhere between 15-40 degrees. You couldn't go outside, and aren't most of these boats open air?


Is that you starting to plan our party for next year?

Continue.

[hammersavage]

Is that you starting to plan our party for next year?

Continue.

The next party is being worked on. Please, your patience is appreciated in this matter. Now go puke on yourself.

[JerseyRich]

yeah but you didn't get to touch it. my face, not my bearded ass.
hammer said mine was softer.

[Marc with a c]

hammer said mine was softer.

you need to be more specific.

[JerseyRich]

The next party is being worked on. Please, your patience is appreciated in this matter. Now go puke on yourself.

I just want him to plan something big, then have no one show up.

Stop interfering with comedy!


And yea yea...your moment to shine...bar crawl at the end of February...

[TheMojoPin]

you need to be more specific.

His penis.

[JerseyRich]

you need to be more specific.

You're making me blush.

[Freitag]

Is that you starting to plan our party for next year?

Continue.

If we do a booze cruise, we will tow a "Rogue Party" dinghy behind the boat.

[lleeder]

Won't the pregnant listeners get sea sick?

[JerseyRich]

If we do a booze cruise, we will tow a "Rogue Party" dinghy behind the boat.

Bring plenty of life preservers for people jumping off the boat to get in the dinghy!

[TheMojoPin]

You're a dinghy.

[biggestmexi]

Also:

While the Booze Cruise is an awesome idea, it's also going to be anywhere between 15-40 degrees. You couldn't go outside, and aren't most of these boats open air?

whilst it was mostly a joke as i know this would be rather expensive, but i think if you do it earlier in the year, while it was warmer, im pretty sure ron would love to go(he does seem to like chi, nd could possibly get fez to go out of state other than FL.).

but

http://www.odysseycruises.com/chicago/about_ship/360_tour.cfm

[JerseyRich]

You're a dinghy.

You're dingy.

[biggestmexi]

or

lol

http://www.seadogcruises.com/chicago/

[JohnCharles]

Quit playing with your dingy.

[TheMojoPin]

Come and knock on my door.

I'll be waiting for you.

[TheMojoPin]

You're dingy.

Touche, sir.

Tooooooooooouche.

[TheMojoPin]

or

lol

http://www.seadogcruises.com/chicago/

This just seems to be begging for tragedy. (http://www.seadogcruises.com/chicago/extreme.cfm)

[Freitag]

whilst it was mostly a joke as i know this would be rather expensive, but i think if you do it earlier in the year, while it was warmer, im pretty sure ron would love to go(he does seem to like chi, nd could possibly get fez to go out of state other than FL.).

but

http://www.odysseycruises.com/chicago/about_ship/360_tour.cfm

...why are you showing us a booze cruise in Chicago?

You do realize that New York is surrounded by water, yes?

[JohnCharles]

This just seems to be begging for tragedy. (http://www.seadogcruises.com/chicago/extreme.cfm)

At this point, how much worse could a real tragedy be?

[TheMojoPin]

...why are you showing us a booze cruise in Chicago?

You do realize that New York is surrounded by water, yes?

Our water is nicer.

[JohnCharles]

...why are you showing us a booze cruise in Chicago?

You do realize that New York is surrounded by water, yes?

Water you can't drink.

[TheMojoPin]

At this point, how much worse could a real tragedy be?

That's deep.

[Freitag]

Bring plenty of life preservers for people jumping off the boat to get in the dinghy!

Does this movie end with a girl whispering in the cold, "I'll never let go Gvac... I'll never let go!"

[biggestmexi]

This just seems to be begging for tragedy. (http://www.seadogcruises.com/chicago/extreme.cfm)

you wouldnt have to ban some members anymore :wink:

...why are you showing us a booze cruise in Chicago?

You do realize that New York is surrounded by water, yes?

yes but distance is my issue

[JohnCharles]

That's deep.

Are you coming on to me?

[Freitag]

Our water is nicer.

I was there in March. IT WAS GREEN.

[TheMojoPin]

you wouldnt have to ban some members anymore :wink:



yes but distance is my issue

There's always been people venturing from outside of NY/NJ to get to the parties.

TIME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT.

Because I am lazy.

[TheMojoPin]

I was there in March. IT WAS GREEN.

On purpose.

Why do you hate fun?

[JohnCharles]

It's the same distance (time) for me in either direction.

[TheMojoPin]

I have a comfy spare bedroom that I'd give to whoever wins the battle royale.

[JohnCharles]

I'll bring a mace.

[Freitag]

yes but distance is my issue

What, your stupid phone doesn't have a molecular transporter? LAME.

[biggestmexi]

There's always been people venturing from outside of NY/NJ to get to the parties.

TIME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT.

Because I am lazy.

exactly

On purpose.

Why do you hate fun?

the only bad thing about the water being green is it taste like green river.
HA

[biggestmexi]

What, your stupid phone doesn't have a molecular transporter? LAME.

the app is 3.99. cha-right----NO

[TheMojoPin]

I'll bring a mace.

It's queen size, so you could pick a sleeping buddy, too.

[TheMojoPin]

the only bad thing about the water being green is it taste like green river.
HA

But we need to taste it every year just in case.

[biggestmexi]

I'll bring a mace.

which one? so i know whether to wear armor or just some goggles

[JohnCharles]

It's queen size, so you could pick a sleeping buddy, too.

Won't they all be dead after the melee as I emerge victorious?

[JohnCharles]

which one? so i know whether to wear armor or just some goggles

Maybe it will be a mace filled with mace.

Double whammy.

[TheMojoPin]

Won't they all be dead after the melee as I emerge victorious?

That's the twist! You'll want to spare one to bed.

[biggestmexi]

Maybe it will be a mace filled with mace.

Double whammy.

now im going to have to put an order in for some custom made goggles that will fit around a medieval helmet. UGH i hope their done in time.

[JohnCharles]

That's the twist! You'll want to spare one to bed.

The chicks will all die faster than the dudes, so I guess I will bed a man.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I'll bring a mace.

You can borrow either my kanabo or my medieval battle axe.

http://www.crushingforce.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/tetsubo1.jpg

http://www.swordsandarmor.com/images/AX882433_Executioners_Axe.jpg

[JohnCharles]

I'll take the sharper one.

[TheMojoPin]

It's a trick. That axe is probably only like a foot long. You know how he rolls.

[JohnCharles]

Back to the drawing board, I guess.

How about a party in a place that makes it inconvenient for everyone?

Columbus, OH.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I'll take the sharper one.

Fine choice. It would look lovely in your enemy's skull. Can I gift wrap that for you?

[Gmann]

Here's your man. Always there, in the biz. Work with Gvac, as he knows how to deal/work with places to get ACTUAL deals versus last second stop ins where a pair of tits takes advantage of twitters of lost dreams and a receding hairline.

Give me the ball coach!

[JerseyRich]

Back to the drawing board, I guess.

How about a party in a place that makes it inconvenient for everyone?

Columbus, OH.

Can you even purchase alcohol there?

[Gmann]

I just became the mayor of The Yard NYC on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/2vAUtZ


What does that even mean and why would you wanna be the mayor ??

[topless_mike]

It's a size queen, so you could pick a sleeping buddy, too.

:huh:

[JerseyRich]

What does that even mean and why would you wanna be the mayor ??

Because the Mayor gets all the hot chicks, maaaaaaaaaaan!

[Marc with a c]

god. jon is such a virgin.

[underdog]

What does that even mean and why would you wanna be the mayor ??

Being the mayor is a foursquare thing.

Usually if you're the mayor, you go to that bar more than anyone else or you're the only person who wants to brag about going to that place.

[biggestmexi]

stop pm'ing me JOHNCHARLES!

I WILL NOT CALL HIM MAYOR OF THE FORESKIN!!!

[Doogie]

What does that even mean and why would you wanna be the mayor ??

Because as mayor there, you get the great medical coverage so you can afford the hearing aid due to eardrum damage from being mayor of said place. Also the mayor gets drinks in only 5 minutes as opposed to 25.

[Zipgun]

Being the mayor is a foursquare thing.

Usually if you're the mayor, you go to that bar more than anyone else or you're the only person who wants to brag about going to that place.

I'm embarassed to say I've ever even been there.

[DH 215]

Because as mayor there, you get the great medical coverage so you can afford the hearing aid due to eardrum damage from being mayor of said place. Also the mayor gets drinks in only 5 minutes as opposed to 25.

I got my lone drink right away. Sadly, there was no Jack in my Jack and coke.

The highlights of that night were:

1.) Getting a lap dance from a dude and a chick in the VIP area

2.) Waiting outside in the cold for no reason and paying a $20 cover.

3.) Meeting Marc with a C and calling him "a true American hero"

4.) Telling a stranger that Aspen is in Colorado when asked where the bar called Aspen was.

[CruelCircus]

This just seems to be begging for tragedy. (http://www.seadogcruises.com/chicago/extreme.cfm)

We've got one of those, too.
The Beast (http://www.circleline42.com/site/browse.aspx?group=2)

[spoon]

Some pics here of the Rogue party...

Goodtimes (http://www.flickr.com/photos/30334016@N04/sets/72157622875299019/)

Nice, that's a true RF.net hang. And WOW did snoogans finally get the pigment transplant he wanted? He's darker now than his asian eyes.

[spoon]

How many people were out between these two parties? It sounds like around 40 people.

There were probably plenty new people who came to the "main" party as it was advertised on the show and turned away at the door. I know if it was my first rf party I would have moved on with that setup. Usually the old rf.net fucks meet a good 20 new people every year at these events.

[TooLowBrow]

There were probably plenty new people who came to the "main" party as it was advertised on the show and turned away at the door.

like ron?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

like ron?

Good fuccin point TLB.

[spoon]

like ron?

He's not new!

[Marc with a c]

He's not new!

good point s.

[TooLowBrow]

He's not new!

it just proves how people who want to go to a party would leave rather than wait on a line behind a rope

[spoon]

good point s.

perhaps he was afraid of ur right cross?

[spoon]

it just proves how people who want to go to a party would leave rather than wait on a line behind a rope

Thanks literal James! :lol: (I knew ur point.)

[Marc with a c]

perhaps he was afraid of ur right cross?

another good point s.

[TooLowBrow]

Thanks literal James! :lol: (I knew ur point.)

im just hammering it home

i dont want this kind of debacle next party

[spoon]

im just hammering it home

i dont want this kind of debacle next party

You would really think the "MAYOR" would line up a much sweeter deal!

WTF Jon? I hear you "CLAIM" to have droppped almost 1000 bucks bc your party was a mess, is this just another lie? Or did you fuck up even more than we think!? Either way, I love it and you earned it buddy!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

...'Sup? We had a party here or somefin'?

[spoon]

...'Sup? We had a party here or somefin'?

well, not really

[sailor]

i got 5 drinks there. approximate wait times:

10 seconds
10 seconds
10 seconds
2 minutes
5 minutes

other than getting house vodka with the last drink i didn't have an issue all night. meh.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

well, not really

as long as somebody's fat and has hurt feelings, it's always a party with rf.net

[TooLowBrow]

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[Doogie]

...'Sup? We had a party here or somefin'?

No, it was a raping...and we are getting damage control in the form of vague promises of an event in February. Assholes should be nice and healed in time for the next raping.

That help?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

No, it was a raping...and we are getting damage control in the form of vague promises of an event in February. Assholes should be nice and healed in time for the next raping.

That help?

I didn't know wackbag was running this party.

[spoon]

I didn't know wackbag was running this party.

Nah, just the guy who blogs on this site.

Where's the driod app for a party redo and refund? (http://www.justjon.net/?p=217)

Oh I know where, the same place those softball fields and the new chatroom is.

[TheMojoPin]

as long as somebody's fat it's rf.net

Fixed.

[TooLowBrow]

The Yard - The Yard NYC is one of those celebrity-owned NYC hotspots if you happen to be a visiting frat boy from in Wachoogee, Wisconsin. Like its owner, Don Vito from Viva La Bam, The Yard NYC is big, loud and crass, ideal for letting off some steam after work.

is this true?

[TheMojoPin]

Ew, gross. That's all molest-y.

[spoon]

Ew, gross. That's all molest-y.

and still fits the fat label

[Doogie]

Ewwwww...I need a shower now after reading that review.

[TrannyTerry]

it was nice to see all the hot RF.netters hanging out in my neighborhood. all beefcakes on the line outside

[Foster]

i got 5 drinks there. approximate wait times:

10 seconds
10 seconds
10 seconds
2 minutes
5 minutes

other than getting house vodka with the last drink i didn't have an issue all night. meh.

re-filling your cup at the bathroom sink doesn't count

[CruelCircus]

i got 5 drinks there. approximate wait times:

10 seconds
10 seconds
10 seconds
2 minutes
5 minutes

other than getting house vodka with the last drink i didn't have an issue all night. meh.

Yeah, I agree.
You didn't have to wait more than a minute or two until after 11. That's when it started to get really crowded. And I agree with whoever posted that the "VIP" area was actually a good thing for us. Would've been tougher to talk to everyone if we were mixed in with the rest of the rabble in the bar.

[spoon]

Yeah, I agree.
You didn't have to wait more than a minute or two until after 11. That's when it started to get really crowded. And I agree with whoever posted that the "VIP" area was actually a good thing for us. Would've been tougher to talk to everyone if we were mixed in with the rest of the rabble in the bar.

Oh, well then let's just book it again. I can't wait until Jon has to be there to book his next NxNYC party (as per twitter) so he can line up our next party as well.

[CruelCircus]

What are you attacking me for?
I'm just making an observation. Will you somehow not be happy unless you hear that every single person who went to the Yards had a miserable time?

Everyone went where they wanted to go; why are you people still so angry about this 3 days later? Especially people who didn't go to any of them.

[BlackSpider]

re-filling your cup at the bathroom sink doesn't count

We should've got Sailor to get our drinks...

[sailor]

Oh, well then let's just book it again. I can't wait until Jon has to be there to book his next NxNYC party (as per twitter) so he can line up our next party as well.

why are you stalking him constantly? very creepy.

[GregoryJoseph]

why are you stalking him constantly?

Let's be honest - it's the only way to find him.

[BlackSpider]

Let's be honest - it's the only way to find him.

HAZZAH...!!!

[Foster]

We should've got Sailor to get our drinks...

I was thinking the same thing, maybe there was another super secret bar we didn't know about

[RhinoinMN]

I was thinking the same thing, maybe there was another super secret bar we didn't know about

Perhaps the same place that has SUPER THERMITE!

Good call spider on sailor getting us drinks. This country boy ain't used to that kind of wait time.

[RhinoinMN]

MPW representin!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/2009-12-12223450.jpg

[biggestmexi]

MPW representin!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/2009-12-12223450.jpg

is that your ass crack whitey?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

MPW representin!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/2009-12-12223450.jpg

As if that image isn't already burned into my memory.

[JerseyRich]

As if that image isn't already burned into my memory.

You three look so cute together.

[~Katja~]

is that your ass crack whitey?
:furious:

[Furtherman]

The party's over. Move along.