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opie's twisted balls
11-19-2009, 03:02 PM
Peru accuses 4 of murder, selling human fat

LIMA - Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing some 60 people to sell their fat and other human tissue to Italian co-conspirators for cosmetic use in Europe, authorities said Thursday.

The suspects were arrested in central Peru this month and a search is underway for seven others — including two Italian citizens whose names were not revealed — lead prosecutor Jorge Sans Quiroz told AFP.

The fat was purchased "to be commercialized in European (cosmetology) laboratories," he said.

The prosecutor's indictment said the gang allegedly targeted farmers and indigenous people on remote Andean roads, tricking them by offering jobs before killing them.

One reported killing took place in mid-September to remove human tissue for trafficking.

The trafficking network could be linked to 60 individual disappearances in the central Andean region, although the ties could not be confirmed.

Police began arrests after discovering early this month a container with human fat that was being shipped to Lima from the Andean city of Huanuco, some 400 kilometers northeast of Lima.

Signs of "an international network trafficking human fat" first surfaced about two months ago, according to General Felix Burga, head of the police criminal division.

Peruvian press cited him as saying the fat can be sold for 15,000 dollars per gallon (3.8 litres) in European countries.

The alleged plot revived the Andean legend of the "Pishtacos," white foreigners who were said to suck the fat out of people travelling on lonely roads at night, making fine soaps, lubricants, healing salves and beauty creams out of the tissue.
I have an ex's mother who's left ass cheek would allow me to retire.

Chigworthy
11-19-2009, 03:09 PM
Well, Eli Roth can start writing his next movie.

Tall_James
11-19-2009, 03:19 PM
The alleged plot revived the Andean legend of the "Pishtacos"

I'm starvin. We got any Pish Tacos back there?

opie's twisted balls
11-19-2009, 03:28 PM
I'm starvin. We got any Pish Tacos back there?

how about some gawd awful phish?
http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/phish.jpg

boosterp
11-19-2009, 03:28 PM
Damn! I could be a billionaire just killing those in the eastern and southern suburbs of Houston. I need an Italian connection.

Tall_James
11-19-2009, 03:38 PM
how about some gawd awful phish?
http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/phish.jpg

No thanks. I'll stick with the Pish. Less rectal bleeding.

Chigworthy
11-19-2009, 04:25 PM
I wouldn't mind a Dogpish Head 120 minute right about now.

WRESTLINGFAN
11-19-2009, 04:54 PM
As long as they dont taint the coke everything should be ok

SatCam
11-20-2009, 05:42 AM
As long as they dont taint the coke everything should be ok

i dont think they mix the taint in with their coke. that would just be a weird and cruel joke

topless_mike
11-20-2009, 06:00 AM
could you imagine being the bottom feeder that actually has to do the filleting?
talk about a shitty job.

strawberrypop
11-20-2009, 06:55 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2sadk5x.jpg

opie's twisted balls
11-20-2009, 02:44 PM
could you imagine being the bottom feeder that actually has to do the filleting?
talk about a shitty job.
dunno....having killed and dressed a few animals its not that disgusting of a job.....I've also been around the farm when they've rendered lard and that however if fucking nasty

based on that I'd much rather carve up some grimus then render his/her ass into soap

Chigworthy
11-20-2009, 05:36 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2sadk5x.jpg

Hence the title of the thread.

jauble
11-20-2009, 10:48 PM
Hence the title of the thread.

I am Jack's lack of translation.

hanso
11-20-2009, 11:14 PM
I heard this happened in Russia but it was sold as food.
It was two homeless guys hacked up and sold their third counterpart.

opie's twisted balls
11-22-2009, 12:41 AM
I am Jack's lack of translation.
I read that this afternoon and am still laughing 12 hours later

jauble
11-22-2009, 08:36 AM
I read that this afternoon and am still laughing 12 hours later

I'm glad someone out there gets me.

Chigworthy
11-22-2009, 04:45 PM
I'm glad someone out there gets me.

I just read it, and am currently laughing. Will update 12 hours from now.

opie's twisted balls
11-22-2009, 05:13 PM
I'm glad someone out there gets me.
I don't know if I "get you" but it was funny as fuck! :)