will ron kill fez with a hammer in his sleep?

[sailor]

so, was ron just joking today or will he end up killing fez with a hammer in his (fez's) sleep? is it the only way out for everyone involved?



no, i don't expect this to end well.

[midwestjeff]

I bet he'll do it with a lead pipe in the kitchen.

[Hottub]

no, i don't expect this to end well.

Your threads never do.

[GregoryJoseph]

Ron has already proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that he has the heart of a lion.

A lesser man would have snapped YEARS ago.

With what he's put up with, I'm amazed at every day Fez is still with us.

[JohnCharles]

Fez will panic because he will sense Ron near him while sleeping and instinctively do a backflip out of bed, landing behind Ron and then kick Ron through a window.

All of that will take less than 4 seconds.

After Fez realizes who he killed, he will feed skippy and go back to bed.

Lock it up!

[Tall_James]

Won't happen because Ron will never set foot on Roosevelt Island.

[spainlinx0]

The mummy discussion was probably the most bizarre thing I have heard on the show. Was Fez really under the impression that heart disease was some new thing? Does he think we are the first culture to have an unhealthy lifestyle? What exactly was his point? He is too lazy to truly help himself so he looks for any excuse to be miserable.

He really thinks if you just take your pills that's all you need to be healthy? It's amazing how passive his life is. To make money you sit on the radio and listen to Ron rather than contributing. To have fun you watch sports on TV (which is a lie because we hear all the time how he channel surfs during games) rather than participating, and to be healthy you take some pills, rather than getting off your fucking ass and running because it's too hard. Also, to cure your anxiety you go to a shrink and do nothing in your life to promote healing.

If I was on the jury after Ron's massacre of Fez, I would vote to acquit. Also, if Ron asked me to do it, I would kill Fez for him and not feel guilty. He really is a sick animal who there is no hope for and needs to be put down. It would be an act of mercy. Saint Ron of Benningtonville should take his Anointed Hammer and destroy Fez once and for all.

[Chigworthy]

The old man hag ghost will protect him.

[IamFogHat]

His only chance is if he farts himself awake first.

[hammersavage]

It's better than Fez killing Hammer with a Ron in his sleep, that I know.

[Chigworthy]

It's better than Fez killing Hammer with a Ron in his sleep, that I know.

Fez needs a savage hammering before he gets to sleep.

[IamFogHat]

Fez needs a savage hammering before he gets to sleep.

Savage needs a Ron sleeping before Fez hammers.

[hammersavage]

Sleepy needs a Fez from a Ron in his hammer.

[underdog]

hammersavage.

[IamFogHat]

Thanks, bit-killer.

[hammersavage]

Will Todd kill underdog with a dogsie in his ass?

[Meataball23]

I bet he'll do it with a lead pipe in the kitchen.
:clap::lol: I love it!


Ron has already proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that he has the heart of a lion.

A lesser man would have snapped YEARS ago.

With what he's put up with, I'm amazed at every day Fez is still with us.

I totally agree...after a wild lifestyle I think Ron is doing his best to get into heaven, and everyone knows helping retards is a one way ticket in.

And not just "i gave money to the special olympics" helping...having them sustain a career, and talking with them day to day helping.

Ron is a living saint.

[IamFogHat]

hammersavage.

:clap::lol: I love it!




I totally agree...after a wild lifestyle I think Ron is doing his best to get into heaven, and everyone knows helping retards is a one way ticket in.

And not just "i gave money to the special olympics" helping...having them sustain a career, and talking with them day to day helping.

Ron is a living saint.

We've totally lost them, Savage.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

A lesser man would have snapped YEARS ago.


How do you he didn't snap years ago? I bet he's got bodies stashed all over the place. :smoke:

[Furtherman]

so, was ron just joking today or will he end up killing fez with a hammer in his (fez's) sleep? is it the only way out for everyone involved?

That would be like hitting him with a wet noodle with a bad mustache.

[Chigworthy]

That would like hitting him with a wet noodle with a bad mustache.

The old moustachioed-noodle savaging.

[boosterp]

Won't happen because Ron will never set foot on Roosevelt Island.

My thoughts too.

[Meataball23]

Someone get Fez a hotel room in Chelsea

[Devo37]

Radio Psychic: Fez will out-live Ron, ESD, and ChrisTanley (and will die peacefully on his 100th birthday).

[Meataball23]

Radio Psychic: Fez will out-live Ron, ESD, and ChrisTanley (and will die peacefully on his 100th birthday).



I'll drink to that!

[Devo37]

I'll drink to that!

i'm way ahead of you.

thursday is considered part of the weekend, right?

[Jughead]

i'm way ahead of you.

thursday is considered part of the weekend, right?



My neighbors kill me on Thursdays......They are off the rest of the week..I have 2 days to go at work..... But i love to go along with them.......:smile:

[Meataball23]

i'm way ahead of you.

thursday is considered part of the weekend, right?



Oh thats a fact!!

[Meataball23]

Plus its cold and dark out

[Recyclerz]

Ron Bennington, holding a hammer, in a soft, sad voice:

Think about the wrestlers, Fezzie. Think about the wrestlers.


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