X-Mas Presents for the Boys 2009

[JustJon]

It's that time of year where we worship our respective deities, eat alot, and exchange presents.

We'd like to give the boys gifts, and whenever it gets mentioned, people ask how they can contribute, so if you want to, we are accepting donations.

If you would like to donate to the gifts via paypal, send your money to info@ronfez.net. Please include your board name in the message so we know who you are, since we don't necessarily know everyone's real names in association with board name.

If you would like to donate by check, please PM/IM/e-mail me for my mailing info and to let me know how much you will be donating, so we can keep track of how much we will have to spend on them this year.

If you would like to donate by cash, you can brave the postal system and follow the instructions for paying by check.

If you wish to slide large envelopes full of money under the table, let me know which Italian restaurant to meet you at.





If you would like to help decide the gifts, you may contact me via e-mail/PM/IM as well or catch me in the chat room in the evenings and share your ideas. Please note that members of the Ron and Fez radio program do read the board, so do not post your ideas in the thread. And please don't tell me your ideas are cigars, oreos or other gifts that are obvious, since we figure other people will cover them. All ideas will be taken into consideration, but actual gifts will be decided on multiple factors, including but not limited to coolness factor and finances raised.

Thank you to all who contribute financially or gift ideas.

Due to unfortunate circumstances we were forced to reduce the length we are collecting for, so the final day to contribute is two weeks from today, Friday, December 4. Thanks again.

[biggestmexi]

Right now im on a site that looking to give away 5 free droids.

If i get one maybe ill donate it in....maybe to dave.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Towel warmer?

[KingGeno]

I'm gonna do a gift, but through Twitter Friends.






:devil2:

[Mitch&Murray]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31rf3oD-GtL.jpg

[SinA]

I'm gonna do a gift, but through Twitter Friends.


RT @twitter.com/cigars

[thomasstuart]

Hi Jon,
You have a great idea indeed. I would like to know that to which boys you are going to give gifts this Christmas. Do the people get a receipt of what they pay by paypal. Is there any minimum amount for contributing. What if somebody wants to give a product itself instead giving money. I hope you don't mind replying my questions. Thanks in advance.

[midwestjeff]

Hi Jon,
You have a great idea indeed. I would like to know that to which boys you are going to give gifts this Christmas. Do the people get a receipt of what they pay by paypal. Is there any minimum amount for contributing. What if somebody wants to give a product itself instead giving money. I hope you don't mind replying my questions. Thanks in advance.

If you want to give product, use the name "Levon Helm".

[spoon]

Hi Jon,
You have a great idea indeed. I would like to know that to which boys you are going to give gifts this Christmas. Do the people get a receipt of what they pay by paypal. Is there any minimum amount for contributing. What if somebody wants to give a product itself instead giving money. I hope you don't mind replying my questions. Thanks in advance.

skip the middle man and write 25% of the check out directly to Jon...at least.

[midwestjeff]

Better be 50%, unless a bitch wants lego slapped.

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/713/713011/lego-star-wars-ii-the-original-trilogy-20060616003940906.jpg

[NewYorkDragons80]

http://trustypony.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/snuggie.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

Free Bracelets to the VIP room on the 12th and a cheese platter

[JustJon]

Hi Jon,
You have a great idea indeed. I would like to know that to which boys you are going to give gifts this Christmas. Do the people get a receipt of what they pay by paypal. Is there any minimum amount for contributing. What if somebody wants to give a product itself instead giving money. I hope you don't mind replying my questions. Thanks in advance.

Paypal does give you a receipt for all money you send. The boys would be Ron, Fez, Dave and Pepper/Chris. Usually we weight it so that more of the donations go to Ron and Fez than the supporting staff (producers/interns), but every dollar donated does go towards the gifts. If you would like to send a "product," you can send it yourself directly to the studio.

[iSpider]

Done, and done...

[Foster]

Done, and done...

how much did you give?

because I want to give twice as much and make you look bad

[GregoryJoseph]

Done, and done...

how much did you give?

because I want to give twice as much and make you look bad

What a couple of brown nosers...

[Foster]

What a couple of brown nosers...

I like to give until it hurts, what can I say

[iSpider]

how much did you give?

because I want to give twice as much and make you look bad

I was only able to give a couple hundred this year...

[jauble]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1321/a1321_u_85.jpg

[Foster]

I was only able to give a couple hundred this year...

well, its the thought that counts

[JustJon]

And every Benjamin Franklin counts...

Thanks to everyone who has donated so far. This is the last week to donate so we have time to shop before the last show of the year.

[WampusCrandle]

i'm sorry .... but do Ron and Fez really need another "eh" gift from a board they no longer recognize? I'm sure they will like a ...... and the ........, and, of course, .........

yeah, how about we not give them anything? what do you think, Justjon, how about we don't give the show a fez gift?

[Kevin]

i'm sorry .... but do Ron and Fez really need another "eh" gift from a board they no longer recognize? I'm sure they will like a ...... and the ........, and, of course, .........

yeah, how about we not give them anything? what do you think, Justjon, how about we don't give the show a fez gift?

Jon will collect like $1000 from these rubes and by them like a $100 gift card.

[iSpider]

i'm sorry .... but do Ron and Fez really need another "eh" gift from a board they no longer recognize? I'm sure they will like a ...... and the ........, and, of course, .........

yeah, how about we not give them anything? what do you think, Justjon, how about we don't give the show a fez gift?

Does anybody need the crap they get for Christmas. No.
Some people just want to show their appreciation for a show they love.
I personally am in it for the "thank you" card...

[Kevin]

Does anybody need the crap they get for Christmas. No.
Some people just want to show their appreciation for a show they love.
I personally am in it for the "thank you" card...

You are not gunna get jack shit.

No one's name goes into it.

[spoon]

i'm sorry .... but do Ron and Fez really need another "eh" gift from a board they no longer recognize? I'm sure they will like a ...... and the ........, and, of course, .........

yeah, how about we not give them anything? what do you think, Justjon, how about we don't give the show a fez gift?

But, but jon needs to use his board to line his pockets and play gift hero once a year. Hell, it's the only reason he's still here bc I'd be willing to bet he not only never added to the fund, but surely "forgot" to spend it all.

[iSpider]

You are not gunna get jack shit.

No one's name goes into it.

Whaaaa...??? Who doesn't send thank you cards...?

[WampusCrandle]

Does anybody need the crap they get for Christmas. No.
Some people just want to show their appreciation for a show they love.
I personally am in it for the "thank you" card...

You're right, I should tell my grandparents "NO! I don't need another gift! You can keep your helpful check that would help pay for my college tuition!" haha.

as for the "thank you" card .... i probably wouldn't hold my breath on that ... i hear it's just gonna be one person on the card about 50 times or so.

But, but jon needs to use his board to line his pockets and play gift hero once a year. Hell, it's the only reason he's still here bc I'd be willing to bet he not only never added to the fund, but surely "forgot" to spend it all.

yeah, seeeeeeeeeee, forgot, yea ...

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=3621

teeheehee

[JustJon]

i'm sorry .... but do Ron and Fez really need another "eh" gift from a board they no longer recognize? I'm sure they will like a ...... and the ........, and, of course, .........


I don't think we've ever given an "eh" gift. Ron talked about The Last Waltz poster months after we gave it to him and the same with the iPod Touch we gave him. We gave ESD Rock Band and same thing.

[underdog]

I don't think we've ever given an "eh" gift. Ron talked about The Last Waltz poster months after we gave it to him and the same with the iPod Touch we gave him. We gave ESD Rock Band and same thing.

What about Fez?

[JustJon]

What about Fez?

Although Fez doesn't bring it up on air often, we've given him high end comic book statues, an original Bob Kane drawing, etc.

Pepper, Pitz, Johnny, etc. have received really nice gift baskets of alcohol to share among the interns, that we usually make ourselves (usually mikeyboy makes them). Last year, Pepper got two bottles of absinthe from us.

[~Katja~]

Paypal does give you a receipt for all money you send. The boys would be Ron, Fez, Dave and Pepper/Chris. Usually we weight it so that more of the donations go to Ron and Fez than the supporting staff (producers/interns), but every dollar donated does go towards the gifts. If you would like to send a "product," you can send it yourself directly to the studio.

how long have you been away from messageboards to realize when you are replying to a spammer and not a valid board member? He wants to sell you penis cream, not contribute to a gift:blink:

[spoon]

how long have you been away from messageboards to realize when you are replying to a spammer and not a valid board member? He wants to sell you penis cream, not contribute to a gift:blink:

Go back in ur hole!

[JohnCharles]

how long have you been away from messageboards to realize when you are replying to a spammer and not a valid board member? He wants to sell you penis cream, not contribute to a gift:blink:

Hahahahaha!!!

[RhinoinMN]

how long have you been away from messageboards to realize when you are replying to a spammer and not a valid board member? He wants to sell you penis cream, not contribute to a gift:blink:

Yeah, so?

He wants to inadvertently sell Penis cream. Maybe Jon wants to inadvertently buy penis cream.

[spoon]

Yeah, so?

He wants to inadvertently sell Penis cream. Maybe Jon wants to inadvertently buy penis cream.

I'm sure there's a pop up ad for it in the chat room that loads plenty of trojans.

[WampusCrandle]

I don't think we've ever given an "eh" gift. Ron talked about The Last Waltz poster months after we gave it to him and the same with the iPod Touch we gave him. We gave ESD Rock Band and same thing.

i'm gonna go ahead and say that rock band is an "eh" present. i just don't see the point of collecting money from a board, which many members are having economic trouble, to give gifts to millionaires. yeah, we love listening to Ron and Fez, but, come on, they don't need our gifts or money.

having a massive internet thank you card, signed by everyone on the board would be something better than a anything that could be bought. how about we try something not materialistic? I went right up to Ron, during the last live show at Stout's, and told him about the appreciation i have for him and fez, and that the show is one of the reasons why one of my majors is communications. How about we all do something like that for the show, instead of some stupid fucking ipod touch, Rock Band, cock rings, video games, anything from ebay?

[iSpider]

Why don't we get them all some nice penis cream...

[JohnCharles]

I'm sure there's a pop up ad for it in the chat room that loads plenty of trojans.

is that a pun?

[WampusCrandle]

Why don't we get them all some nice penis cream...

sounds good to me

[hammersavage]

having a massive internet thank you card, signed by everyone on the board would be something better than a anything that could be bought. how about we try something not materialistic? I went right up to Ron, during the last live show at Stout's, and told him about the appreciation i have for him and fez, and that the show is one of the reasons why one of my majors is communications. How about we all do something like that for the show, instead of some stupid fucking ipod touch, Rock Band, cock rings, video games, anything from ebay?

I agree. At the party, let's all go up to Ron and tell him the appreciation we have for him and Fez and that's why were are all comm majors.

[RhinoinMN]

i just don't see the point of collecting money from a board, which many members are having economic trouble, to give gifts to millionaires. yeah, we love listening to Ron and Fez, but, come on, they don't need our gifts or money.



I felt the same way about the "get Ron cigars" thing. I bought him a box. Cost me 150. I just viewed it as buying a ticket to see a great comedy show up close and personal. It was a gamble though.

[hammersavage]

I felt the same way about the "get Ron cigars" thing. I bought him a box. Cost me 150. I just viewed it as buying a ticket to see a great comedy show up close and personal. It was a gamble though.

Give me and Marc a twenty spot at the Christmas party then.

[Kevin]

i'm gonna go ahead and say that rock band is an "eh" present. i just don't see the point of collecting money from a board, which many members are having economic trouble, to give gifts to millionaires. yeah, we love listening to Ron and Fez, but, come on, they don't need our gifts or money.

having a massive internet thank you card, signed by everyone on the board would be something better than a anything that could be bought. how about we try something not materialistic? I went right up to Ron, during the last live show at Stout's, and told him about the appreciation i have for him and fez, and that the show is one of the reasons why one of my majors is communications. How about we all do something like that for the show, instead of some stupid fucking ipod touch, Rock Band, cock rings, video games, anything from ebay?

Did he scream, GET THIS HOMELESS MAN AWAY FROM ME!???!?!!

[JohnCharles]

Is this still about presents???

If so...

Ron - cigars

Fez - Comic Books

Dave - Diapers

Hicks - Scotch

What, too obvious?

[spoon]

Did he scream, GET THIS HOMELESS MAN AWAY FROM ME!???!?!!

No, he just thought Andy Milonakis really let himself go.

[JohnCharles]

No, he just thought Andy Milonakis really let himself go.

ouch.

[WampusCrandle]

I agree. At the party, let's all go up to Ron and tell him the appreciation we have for him and Fez and that's why were are all comm majors.

exactly, you tall fuck. let's get to it!

Did he scream, GET THIS HOMELESS MAN AWAY FROM ME!???!?!!

Fez and I both ran

No, he just thought Andy Milonakis really let himself go.

owie .... right to the bone.

ouch.

hold me.

[Recyclerz]

After today's show I'm guessing that we should take Bose ear buds off of the list.

[jhoff]

Does anybody need the crap they get for Christmas. No.
Some people just want to show their appreciation for a show they love.
I personally am in it for the "thank you" card...

im just wondering, i lost my subscription for a few wks. just got it back last wk. what happend to peppers mom? i heard them commet on it on the thanksgiving show.....damn im sorry for pepper hes a good guy. any info?

[topless_mike]

any update, or is this just another failure by the admins/mods of this dump?

[mikeyboy]

any update, or is this just another failure by the admins/mods of this dump?

Ugh. Jon collected money. He's buying gifts. He's not going to say what they are because they read the board sometimes. I assume he'll be taking them in some time in the next week.

[~Katja~]

any update, or is this just another failure by the admins/mods of this dump?
maybe he was going to give them gifts at the yard

[~Katja~]

Ugh. Jon collected money. He's buying gifts. He's not going to say what they are because they read the board sometimes. I assume he'll be taking them in some time in the next week.
that will be interesting

[topless_mike]

Ugh. Jon collected money. He's buying gifts. He's not going to say what they are because they read the board sometimes. I assume he'll be taking them in some time in the next week.

he can't properly plan a party worth a shit, and yet folks trust his decision for gifts. interesting.

[GregoryJoseph]

Anyone who sent in as much as a nickel was foolish.

[JohnCharles]

Get me a gift.

I'm gonna be the newest admin soon enough.

[JerseyRich]

I give Ron and Fez their salary.

Isn't that good enough?

[mikeyboy]

I give Ron and Fez their salary.

Isn't that good enough?

You should pay Dave more.

[JerseyRich]

You should pay Dave more.

Agreed.

Do you have his bank account number?

[joeybadass]

i was thinking of gettin' ron some cognac. he seems like a pretty fancy dude.

what's a good cognac that goes with cigars?

[GregoryJoseph]

Anyone who believes that all the money that was collected will go toward the gifts is fooling themselves.

[mikeyboy]

Anyone who believes that all the money that was collected will go toward the gifts is fooling themselves.

I understand your problems with Jon, but now you're making baseless accusations.

[JohnCharles]

When I am acting owner/admin, there will be no collecting money for gifts.

I will just pay for them myself and include all your names.

No way any of you should have to pay for attention you weren't even seeking.

[lleeder]

I understand your problems with Jon, but now you're making baseless accusations.

Aren't those the best kind of accusations?

[WampusCrandle]

When I am acting owner/admin, there will be no collecting money for gifts.

I will just pay for them myself and include all your names.

No way any of you should have to pay for attention you weren't even seeking.

you got my vote.

[JerseyRich]

I want attention.

Look at me! Look at me!

[BlackSpider]

Anyone who believes that all the money that was collected will go toward the gifts is fooling themselves.

You also said the party would suck, I wouldn't get my $35 worth of beer, and...

nevermind...

[JohnCharles]

I want attention.

Look at me! Look at me!

You're promoted to Secretary of Attention.

[JerseyRich]

rape yea!

[~Katja~]

I give Ron and Fez their salary.

Isn't that good enough?
all of it? Is that why you live with mom? :innocent:

[yojimbo7248]

Anyone who sent in as much as a nickel was foolish.

I sent him some money. Yeah, so the Yard wasn't a good choice but it's not like he will lose the money or forget to buy the presents.

[Farmer Dave]

So he has the next three days to get in studio, correct? They go on vacation next week, correct?

If it happens, I'm betting cigars and comic books.

[SP1!]

You should pay Dave more.

There is no number lower than zero.

Hopefully someone got him a lottery ticket or at least a vasectomy.

[Foster]

Jon, if you're not done shopping yet here's an idea

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg

[jauble]

Jon, if you're not done shopping yet here's an idea

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg

As safe and secure as the hat on your head?

How hard is it to take a hat off of someones head?

[Foster]

As safe and secure as the hat on your head?

How hard is it to take a hat off of someones head?

I'm sure a fancy hat like that has an adjustable band in the back,
so I'll say that hat won't be coming off too easy

[mikeyboy]

Jon, if you're not done shopping yet here's an idea

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg

I'll bet it can't be great for your neck to pack your hat with 7 pounds of crap.

[jauble]

I'm sure a fancy hat like that has an adjustable band in the back,
so I'll say that hat won't be coming off too easy

Well as long as we have some research and strategy then I am all in.

[~Katja~]

I'm sure a fancy hat like that has an adjustable band in the back,
so I'll say that hat won't be coming off too easy
I think I would have to punch it off the first person I see with it's head

[mikeyboy]

I think I would have to punch it off the first person I see with it's head

Did you type that in German and translate it using Babelfish?

[Foster]

I think I would have to punch it off the first person I see with it's head

I would like to see you punch that hat off of one Ron "Tex" Bennington missy

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

The gift of hat removal brings together both ages and races

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[~Katja~]

Did you type that in German and translate it using Babelfish?
I did! How did you know?

[~Katja~]

I would like to see you punch that hat off of one Ron "Tex" Bennington missy
Ron would never wear that! He would rather carry his shit and dry himself with cold towels than buy into those gimmicks.

[JohnCharles]

Jon, if you're not done shopping yet here's an idea

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg

I've never seen just a single product scream gay gangbang like that.

[Foster]

Ron would never wear that! He would rather carry his shit and dry himself with cold towels than buy into those gimmicks.

if you dislike the hat so much I guess I'll be returning your christmas gift to the store tomorrow

[~Katja~]

I've never seen just a single product scream gay gangbang like that.
so it is a gift for Fez?

[jauble]

I've never seen just a single product scream gay gangbang like that.

so it is a gift for Fez?

I would have gone with, so you've never seen a mirror?

[JerseyRich]

The Visorganizer is a good idea...But the USB Toaster would be so much more useful!

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/29/DGB-USBToaster_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[JohnCharles]

I would have gone with, so you've never seen a mirror?

It's comments like that...

[~Katja~]

if you dislike the hat so much I guess I'll be returning your christmas gift to the store tomorrow
believe it or not, I actually like my towels warm :) that and discounts on ink and cameras

[jauble]

It's comments like that...

Don't throw softballs if you don't want home runs.

[JohnCharles]

Don't throw softballs if you don't want home runs.

Buy me that toaster.

Now!!!

[JerseyRich]

Buy me that toaster.

Now!!!

No way! You're getting the Boot Brush!

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/163/DGB-KleenStride_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[jauble]

Buy me that toaster.

Now!!!

I don't even eat toast friend.

[mikeyboy]

Jon, if you're not done shopping yet here's an idea

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg

Is that for people who think the fanny pack isn't quite gay enough?

[JohnCharles]

Sweet merciless fuck!

I gotta have that foot broom thing!

[BlackSpider]

Jon, if you're not done shopping yet here's an idea

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg

Do they make a dew-rag model...?

[mikeyboy]

Sweet merciless fuck!

I gotta have that foot broom thing!

I know! My place would be so much cleaner. Those and some mop slippers and my life would be complete.

[JerseyRich]

Just think...Ron and Fez could get these and talk to each other all the way home...

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/273/DGB-CoffeTalkies_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[jauble]

Do they make a dew-rag model...?

I have a new staple gun, we could make it work. Up was down on this motherfucker. Where it made sense for the staple to come out of was the opposite end. I put the first staple straight into my finger.

[~Katja~]

I have a new staple gun, we could make it work. Up was down on this motherfucker. Where it made sense for the staple to come out of was the opposite end. I put the first staple straight into my finger.
:lol: picturing that made me spit out the wine Gwen and Rhino gave me

[JohnCharles]

I know! My place would be so much cleaner. Those and some mop slippers and my life would be complete.

They make slipper mops?

Slipper mops!!!

I'm getting overstimulated again.

[jauble]

:lol: picturing that made me spit out the wine Gwen and Rhino gave me

You cant even yell or flinch, you realize they made the thing opposite, but made to fit your hand. Then you bleed for a bit. It doesn't hurt but you have that distinct I just stapled my finger feeling.

[BlackSpider]

Why do I picture all of these being sold in a commercial that begins with:

"From the people who brought you the Opti-Grab..."

http://dvice.com/pics/onionsk3.jpg
http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/29/DGB-USBToaster_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg
http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/163/DGB-KleenStride_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg
http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/273/DGB-CoffeTalkies_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Just think...Ron and Fez could get these and talk to each other all the way home...

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/273/DGB-CoffeTalkies_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

That is awesome in its retardedness.

[JerseyRich]

They sell them in a group...for a discount!

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/24/DGB-SetOf4_400x400_2_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[underdog]

As safe and secure as the hat on your head?

How hard is it to take a hat off of someones head?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

[Foster]

Is that for people who think the fanny pack isn't quite gay enough?

40 minutes to come up with that huh?

[JohnCharles]

I can't wait to get those for everyone I know.

Oh, who am I kidding?

It's all for me.

[BlackSpider]

They sell them in a group...for a discount!

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/24/DGB-SetOf4_400x400_2_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

Is the iFeast what I think it is...?

[JohnCharles]

yuppers.

[JerseyRich]

Yes...

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/175/DGB-iFeast_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[JohnCharles]

Any of these products endorsed by Daniel Stern's son?

[jauble]

Any of these products endorsed by Daniel Stern's son?

http://www.topnews.in/files/Human-Skull.jpg

Billy Mays is backing them.

[JerseyRich]

TShirt for Fez?

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/122/M-RatherBeComplaining_400x400_2_jpg_400x400_upscale_ q85.jpg

[~Katja~]

no way this is real
Yes...

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/175/DGB-iFeast_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[JerseyRich]

no way this is real


Good one Katja.

[mikeyboy]

I can't buy Coffee Talkies? Fuck me.

[~Katja~]

I can't buy Coffee Talkies? Fuck me.
:blink::annoyed:

[sailor]

i want toast in 30 minutes! :lol:

[jauble]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

Low center of gravity and a hell of a chin.

Not normal.

[epo]

So did JustJon ever buy the penis cream?

[JustJon]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5063

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5064

[Snoogans]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5063

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5064

whats in the box.........WHATS IN THE BOX

[barjockey]

I was going to give this to Ron but well sorry urp

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/mini_9374.jpg

[A.J.]

whats in the box.........WHATS IN THE BOX

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

[JerseyRich]

Why did you spend more on Dave than you did on Fez?

Dave's Gift. (http://www.amazon.com/New-Super-Mario-Bros-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B002BRZ9G0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1261594435&sr=1-1) $50

Fez's Gift (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261594569&sr=8-4) $28.22

[JerseyRich]

open The Books!

Let's See The Total Amount Donated And The Total Amount Spent On The Gifts!

Full Disclosure!

[~Katja~]

open The Books!

Let's See The Total Amount Donated And The Total Amount Spent On The Gifts!

Full Disclosure!

did you donate or why do you care? The only people he owes full disclosure to are the ones who donated and it shouldn't be done here, you don't show people how much their present was

[JerseyRich]

did you donate or why do you care? The only people he owes full disclosure to are the ones who donated and it shouldn't be done here, you don't show people how much their present was

It's ok. Fez doesn't read the board! :thumbup:

[~Katja~]

doesn't matter, there is nothing worse than handing someone a gift with the price tag attached and constant expectations of blow jobs and praise for the year to come

[JerseyRich]

doesn't matter, there is nothing worse than handing someone a gift with the price tag attached and constant expectations of blow jobs and praise for the year to come

Whoa, wait a minute. There are people that do that?

[topless_mike]

doesn't matter, there is nothing worse than handing someone a gift with the price tag attached and constant expectations of blow jobs and praise for the year to come

i dont expect blowjobs and praise, i appreciate them.

then again, its been 8 years
:glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

Of all people I would expect Katja to be the most unsympathetic.

[BlackSpider]

Of all people I would expect Katja to be the most unsympathetic.

'Cause of the whole Nazi/Jew thing...???

[RhinoinMN]

'Cause of the whole Nazi/Jew thing...???


Who is Jewish?

[JerseyRich]

'Cause of the whole Nazi/Jew thing...???
http://pics.livejournal.com/maiahaha/pic/002eshrt

[underdog]

doesn't matter, there is nothing worse than handing someone a gift with the price tag attached and constant expectations of blow jobs and praise for the year to come

I'm going to return your present now.

[Foster]

Just for the record, if I give someone a gift sexual favors
In return are not required nor expected.

[JerseyRich]

Just for the record, if I give someone a gift sexual favors
In return are not required nor expected.
You could have just sent Spider a PM.

[lleeder]

I've seen a lot of posts on this site addressing the gifts and I think the most important thing is being overlooked. Why was such shitty wrapping paper picked out?

[ToiletCrusher]

it's a secret.

[GregoryJoseph]

I've seen a lot of posts on this site addressing the gifts and I think the most important thing is being overlooked. Why was such shitty wrapping paper picked out?

It's probably from the dollar store.

[ToiletCrusher]

It's probably from the dollar store.

You do know that not everything there costs a dollar, right?

[Hottub]

http://www.buffalorising.com/assets_c/2009/02/price-rite-thumb-505xauto-1182.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

http://www.buffalorising.com/assets_c/2009/02/price-rite-thumb-505xauto-1182.jpg

Like a sword in my side.

[BlackSpider]

Just for the record, if I give someone a gift sexual favors
In return are not required nor expected.

That's where you and I differ.

- I'm still waiting Gregory...

You could have just sent Spider a PM.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[Foster]

That's where you and I differ.

- I'm still waiting Gregory...



Heyyyyyyyyyyyy...

yeah, he implied you were a gay

[JustJon]

Why did you spend more on Dave than you did on Fez?

Dave's Gift. (http://www.amazon.com/New-Super-Mario-Bros-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B002BRZ9G0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1261594435&sr=1-1) $50

Fez's Gift (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261594569&sr=8-4) $28.22

The bust wasn't bought from some unknown store on Amazon, so we paid more than $25 on it.

And I left Chris' gift in the producer's booth when I got there and Ron didn't see it, so it didn't come up on air that he was given a nice bottle of Johnnie Walker black. Unfortunately I also didn't get a picture of the opened Cohibas and ashtray but it was a very nice gift set.

[~Katja~]

Just for the record, if I give someone a gift sexual favors
In return are not required nor expected.
I get it :)

[~Katja~]

The bust wasn't bought from some unknown store on Amazon, so we paid more than $25 on it.

And I left Chris' gift in the producer's booth when I got there and Ron didn't see it, so it didn't come up on air that he was given a nice bottle of Johnnie Walker black. Unfortunately I also didn't get a picture of the opened Cohibas and ashtray but it was a very nice gift set.

ok, now that's just crazy talk. There are many more stores selling it through Amazon and that's not like buying off e-bay. They are verified retailers.
Come on, be a better Jew then.

[JustJon]

ok, now that's just crazy talk. There are many more stores selling it through Amazon and that's not like buying off e-bay. They are verified retailers.
Come on, be a better Jew then.

True, but we also had a tight time frame and couldn't count on shipping it in time.

[BlackSpider]

We didn't find out what day Christmas was gonna be until the last minute...

[Foster]

We didn't find out what day Christmas was gonna be until the last minute...

Dec. 25th,

I'm giving 24hrs notice

[BlackSpider]

Dec. 25th,

I'm giving 24hrs notice

Fuck, I gotta get shopping. You could've told me sooner.
This is gonna cost a lot to get everyone's shit over-nighted...

[Foster]

Fuck, I gotta get shopping. You could've told me sooner.
This is gonna cost a lot to get everyone's shit over-nighted...

don't use Amazon, apparently their shipping is unreliable

[topless_mike]

you should have started planning this shit sooner. no "tight time frame bullshit"

lame o excuse.

[BlackSpider]

you should have started planning this shit sooner. no "tight time frame bullshit"

lame o excuse.

It's not fair to be mad at someone who's Jewish because they don't know the dates of Christian Hollidays...

[Foster]

you should have started planning this shit sooner. no "tight time frame bullshit"

lame o excuse.

yeah Spider, start your shopping earlier next year :annoyed:

[mikeyboy]

you should have started planning this shit sooner. no "tight time frame bullshit"

lame o excuse.

It's always been the same timeframe. There is the whole thing of not knowing how much money you have to spend until you collect all of the money. I guess you could start earlier, but people are less likely to contribute for Christmas gifts in November.

[weekapaugjz]

they already got their presents. this thread is just cluttering up the board.

[Foster]

It's always been the same timeframe. There is the whole thing of not knowing how much money you have to spend until you collect all of the money. I guess you could start earlier, but people are less likely to contribute for Christmas gifts in November.

Christmas is always on 12/25

start the collection on 11/1 every year

[Foster]

they already got their presents. this thread is just cluttering up the board.

quiet, adults are conversing

[biggestmexi]

quiet, adults are conversing

yes but these ideas you are coming up with are too smart and logical.

but not for mikeyboi

[BlackSpider]

Christmas is always on 12/25

start the collection on 11/1 every year

I don't understand your thinking...

[Foster]

yes but these ideas you are coming up with are too smart and logical.

but not for mikeyboi

I don't expect anyone to listen to my ideas, this is all "I told you so" ammo for later

[sailor]

mikey did this for years. he says no one wants to donate for xmas presents in november. your solution, start donating 11/01. how does that address his main premise? think, kids.

[BlackSpider]

mikey did this for years. he says no one wants to donate for xmas presents in november. your solution, start donating 11/01. how does that address his main premise? think, kids.

I do.
That's how...

[sailor]

I do.
That's how...

and the vast majority don't, so even if you started collecting in june, you'd still ahve to end around the same time.

[BlackSpider]

and the vast majority don't, so even if you started collecting in june, you'd still ahve to end around the same time.

What do I know.
I thought all you had to do to book a bar for a party is call them...

[GregoryJoseph]

What do I know.
I thought all you had to do to book a bar for a party is call them...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Not if you want to put on a big show and play hero.

[sailor]

What do I know.
I thought all you had to do to book a bar for a party is call them...

i thought we were looking to have an adult conversation.

[GregoryJoseph]

i thought we were looking to have an adult conversation.

The members of this site who attended the RonFez.net Christmas party and who donated money to the gift fund were incredibly disappointed and felt ripped off.

They never received a thank you, let alone an apology.

Now you want to berate them for trying to improve things?

REALLY???

[sailor]

The members of this site who attended the RonFez.net Christmas party and who donated money to the gift fund were incredibly disappointed and felt ripped off.

They never received a thank you, let alone an apology.

Now you want to berate them for trying to improve things?

REALLY???

you want to attack jon because you don't like him. at least be honest. the party and gifts have zero to do with it.

[Foster]

mikey did this for years. he says no one wants to donate for xmas presents in november. your solution, start donating 11/01. how does that address his main premise? think, kids.

sailor all we are trying to do is help provide a solution to this situation.
yes, I agree 11/01 is a little early to start a Christmas donation thread,
but when you stop collecting at 12/04 what other choice do you have.

which brings up something that has been causing a lot of issues on this board lately,
how about providing an explanation of why things have to be done a certain way.
saying nothing or something as vague as "due to circumstances" leads to people losing interest and in many cases getting pissed off.

if the Christmas donations have to stop that early, start the thread on 11/01,
make a statement in it such as, "because we need to know how much money we have to spend, and we want to be able to put some thought behind the gifts, this thread needs to end on 12/04"

thats a little more informative than "due to circumstances" and you might get a better response

another thing that might help with the gift thread is set a monetary goal (which does not have to be disclosed on the board) and provide daily updates as to how well the donations going, ie: "hey everyone, there are only 10 days left to donate and we are only at 60% of our goal"
this will also give the thread a bump everyday, which it something it did not get during the donation period (making sticky doesn't cut it).

the bottom line is everyone who participated with the x-mas gifts just wanted it to go well

[JerseyRich]

you want to attack jon because you don't like him. at least be honest. the party and gifts have zero to do with it.

I want to attack him because he makes decisions that he thinks are good...and clearly they are not.

[JerseyRich]

The bust wasn't bought from some unknown store on Amazon, so we paid more than $25 on it.

And I left Chris' gift in the producer's booth when I got there and Ron didn't see it, so it didn't come up on air that he was given a nice bottle of Johnnie Walker black. Unfortunately I also didn't get a picture of the opened Cohibas and ashtray but it was a very nice gift set.

Nice vague answer Jon.

Nice worthless gift Jon.

[spoon]

saying nothing or something as vague as "due to circumstances" leads to people losing interest and in many cases getting pissed off.



Truly Foster is making the points many of us have over the course of almost a decade now. Jon continually puts out vague excuses on just about every topic or event he takes on. I can easily go back and show tons of examples over the years, from site updates, pool setups, softball game, board events and of course gifts. I'm willing to bet it's his mo at work and at home as well, as he simply puts everything off until the last minute and or always has a reason why it was impossible.

It's beyond old at this point, especially since people have offered to take on many of the roles he continually seems to fuck up or exploit. It would be one thing to come up short and then take on help, it's another to just keep doing it and expect people to trust and stand for it. It's gone on so long now that people simply started their own games, events and Christmas parties bc they KNEW he'd let it fall apart or it'd be a disaster. Quite simply, they learned their lesson.

Most would like the core of the board to be the central figure in these type setups, taking influence from the rest of us when it's something they can help out with. I doubt VERY much Greg wanted to setup his own party outside and cause a rift and split overall, but to be honest, thankfully he did. It's amazing that somehow there is no money left over to put toward events but there was in the past in many different forms. I guess somehow the site makes JUST ENOUGH to cover the fees associated with GoDaddy and everything else EXACTLY! That simply doesn't sit right with me, and shouldn't with the likes of the names on the site as well.

[~Katja~]

sailor all we are trying to do is help provide a solution to this situation.
yes, I agree 11/01 is a little early to start a Christmas donation thread,
but when you stop collecting at 12/04 what other choice do you have.

which brings up something that has been causing a lot of issues on this board lately,
how about providing an explanation of why things have to be done a certain way.
saying nothing or something as vague as "due to circumstances" leads to people losing interest and in many cases getting pissed off.

if the Christmas donations have to stop that early, start the thread on 11/01,
make a statement in it such as, "because we need to know how much money we have to spend, and we want to be able to put some thought behind the gifts, this thread needs to end on 12/04"

thats a little more informative than "due to circumstances" and you might get a better response

another thing that might help with the gift thread is set a monetary goal (which does not have to be disclosed on the board) and provide daily updates as to how well the donations going, ie: "hey everyone, there are only 10 days left to donate and we are only at 60% of our goal"
this will also give the thread a bump everyday, which it something it did not get during the donation period (making sticky doesn't cut it).

the bottom line is everyone who participated with the x-mas gifts just wanted it to go well


That is one of the biggest problems.
Don't just post it and then let it go unmonitored. Days went by in between without any comments or answers, especially during a time when money is tight for everyone it should have had more attention and maybe some reasonable comments as to why we still should make presents and donate towards it. Be a part of the board and participate, get people motivated!
And as mentioned before, no Thank you all who donated (or thank you all who came) or at least a PM to all who did donate saying how much was collected and what it went towards.

[RhinoinMN]

If you guys want me to look for a thank you from jon I will quote every post he has made in the past month. Given the post timer it should take me about a minute.

[spoon]

That is one of the biggest problems.
Don't just post it and then let it go unmonitored. Days went by in between without any comments or answers, especially during a time when money is tight for everyone it should have had more attention and maybe some reasonable comments as to why we still should make presents and donate towards it. Be a part of the board and participate, get people motivated!
And as mentioned before, no Thank you all who donated (or thank you all who came) or at least a PM to all who did donate saying how much was collected and what it went towards.

That's the problem, everything goes unchecked. If he really gave two shits, he could have looked for ideas and actually worked with people here to get good prices on this shit.

And is it really hard to put keep a paypal account open a little longer even if nobody really gives to it? We used to have a setup for party funds open all year and the money in it was tracked at the top of the site. Come event time, we could use it for whatever we needed.

[spoon]

Katja, don't expect that thank you anytime soon as Jon has clearly shown zero people skills over the years. Perhaps he'll build a lego bot to thank each of us personally...well at least those who went to the party and or donated.

[~Katja~]

I don't expect a thank you personally, I also did not donate for a gift, I took my 20 and gave them to the kids instead. I would have been disappointed to see that my 20 went towards cigars and booze... so I made the better choice. I am just saying he does owe it to the other people who despite his low efforts did come forward and gave money.

[RhinoinMN]

Katja, don't expect that thank you anytime soon as Jon has clearly shown zero people skills over the years. Perhaps he'll build a lego bot to thank each of us personally...well at least those who went to the party and or donated.


My son would love that.

[spoon]

My son would love that.

after seeing ur sons robots, i truly think he has a leg up on Jon

perhaps he'll hire him as a consultant with all his live in mom's basement until 33 money

[RhinoinMN]

after seeing ur sons robots, i truly think he has a leg up on Jon

perhaps he'll hire him as a consultant with all his live in mom's basement until 33 money


You just scared the shit out of me! My basement is already filling up. Maybe it means he will hit his stride by the age of 12 and be done with it and move on to banging broads.

[Foster]

I don't expect a thank you personally, I also did not donate for a gift, I took my 20 and gave them to the kids instead. I would have been disappointed to see that my 20 went towards cigars and booze... so I made the better choice. I am just saying he does owe it to the other people who despite his low efforts did come forward and gave money.

in a situation where the board is collecting money for x-mas gifts for R&F and staff, the only thank you we should be expecting is that from those who received the gifts, not the one who went and out bought them.

honestly , we should be thanking Jon for doing all the work, even though it fell short of our hopes (notice I didn't say expectations).

there are plenty of people here who not only could, but want to be more involved in things like organizing events and buying gifts, how about giving them a shot.

[JerseyRich]

in a situation where the board is collecting money for x-mas gifts for R&F and staff, the only thank you we should be expecting is that from those who received the gifts, not the one who went and out bought them.

honestly , we should be thanking Jon for doing all the work, even though it fell short of our hopes (notice I didn't say expectations).

there are plenty of people here who not only could, but want to be more involved in things like organizing events and buying gifts, how about giving them a shot.

Are you calling for Term Limits for Mods?! (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

[RhinoinMN]

Rich could like me to a pic of Shakira taking three dicks in the ass and I still wouldn't click on it at this point.

[Foster]

Are you calling for Term Limits for Mods?! (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

no, being a mod is a thankless job, my hat's off to those guys who do it

I just think more people can be involved with organizing things, mod-ship is unnecessary

[JerseyRich]

Rich could like me to a pic of Shakira taking three dicks in the ass and I still wouldn't click on it at this point.

But it's so mezmerizing! (http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/shakira/shakira-ass_tribute_06.jpg)

[JerseyRich]

mod-ship is unnecessary

Write that shit on a motherfucking rock!

[Foster]

But it's so mezmerizing! (http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/shakira/shakira-ass_tribute_06.jpg)

there were no cocks in that pic

[JerseyRich]

there were no cocks in that pic

Now he'll NEVER click on it!

[JustJon]

Dec. 25th,

I'm giving 24hrs notice

Fuck, are the stores still open?

Christmas is always on 12/25

start the collection on 11/1 every year

No one really donates until the last week usually, regardless of when we start it. The last show is usually the third week of December, so we end the collection the first week, so we have the second week to make the purchases. We never set a goal because we don't want anyone pressured to give any amount they don't want to.

And Katja, you're right, I usually do but forgot to this year. Thank you to everyone who donated for the gifts.

And I looked online for a picture of the Cohiba giftset. The closest one I could find was:
http://www.tinderboxmetairie.com/images/ashtraycohiba.jpg

[JerseyRich]

And I looked online for a picture of the Cohiba giftset. The closest one I could find was:
http://www.tinderboxmetairie.com/images/ashtraycohiba.jpg

You should be able to find a picture of that COHIBA Ashtray on Ebay already.
:dry:

[JustJon]

You should be able to find a picture of that COHIBA Ashtray on Ebay already.
:dry:

Next year, why not participate before the gifts are given. We take ideas that people offer. You didn't offer up any gift ideas.

[JerseyRich]

I also don't buy gifts for rich people.

[underdog]

I also don't buy gifts for rich people.

Can you buy me something?

[JerseyRich]

Can you buy me something?
What would you like?

[underdog]

What would you like?

Better chopsticks.

[JerseyRich]

Better chopsticks.

Hasn't your 8 days come and gone already!

Beg somewhere else buddy!

[underdog]

Hasn't your 8 days come and gone already!

Beg somewhere else buddy!

I'm not Jewish.

[JerseyRich]

I'm not Jewish.
My statement still stands.

No chopsticks for you.

[JerseyRich]

Oh...and Merry Christmas (http://tinyurl.com/csfudrf).

[lleeder]

I had orange beef for the first time tonight then xanax for dessert

[JerseyRich]

I had orange beef for the first time tonight then xanax for dessert
Which did you enjoy more?

[lleeder]

I also don't buy gifts for rich people.

you are a Rich person

[BlackSpider]

I also don't buy gifts for rich people.

you are a Rich person

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[lleeder]

way to bring down the thread

[JerseyRich]

Spider must be mad.

[BlackSpider]

I felt lleeder's lame joke deserved a crash.
I stand by my post...

[JerseyRich]

I felt lleeder's lame joke deserved a crash.
I stand by my post...

You missed my joke.

[BlackSpider]

You missed my joke.

Sorry.
Here...

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm not Jewish.

You already have enough problems.

[Fatwreck86]

Sorry.
Here...

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Not really a crash....more of a small spill

[spoon]

way to bring down the thread

Oh u beat him to that punch studio lleeder.

[CruelCircus]

The members of this site who attended the RonFez.net Christmas party and who donated money to the gift fund were incredibly disappointed and felt ripped off.

Were they?
Since you did neither, how about you just let those people speak for themselves?
No one elected you to represent them.


You guys all undermined and torpedoed both efforts, and now you're going to turn around, point, and gloat, "See?! It went badly!"
Well, no shit.

[JerseyRich]

Merry Christmas suckers!

[underdog]

Merry Christmas suckers!

I'm Jewish.

[JerseyRich]

I'm Jewish.

I wish you a lovely Rammadan.

[underdog]

I wish you a lovely Rammadan.

Thank you.

[Chigworthy]

I wish you a lovely Rammadan.

Did you get the new album for christmas? The new video is saucy.
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