TheMojoPin's 2009 Winter Wasteland Party [Archive]

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 03:35 PM

Fuck those other losers.

Who just wants to get drunk and have a good time?

Nobody can crash at my palatial estate.

Marc with a c

11-21-2009, 03:36 PM

is it a costume party? if so i'm going to dress up as the smartest and coolest kid in the room.

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 03:37 PM

It's whatever you want it to be, sillyface.

FrogSlayer

11-21-2009, 03:43 PM

will there be wristbands? I have been wanting to get one for the wife?

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 03:46 PM

You can have bands for every part of your body.

Or not.

Whatever's cool.

mikeyboy

11-21-2009, 03:52 PM

I think it's a trick. Mojo isn't normally so easy going.

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 03:56 PM

This sounds stupid.

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 03:57 PM

Good, because you're not invited. No downers allowed.

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 03:58 PM

Oh I'm coming.

Rest assured.

If only to tell you how stupid your party is.

Fallon

11-21-2009, 03:59 PM

will there be wristbands? I have been wanting to get one for the wife?

I just got my own wristband!

I'm ready!!

http://i50.tinypic.com/2nkktnr.jpg

Dude!

11-21-2009, 03:59 PM

will there be pigs in a blanket?

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:00 PM

Oh I'm coming.

Rest assured.

If only to tell you how stupid your party is.

You'll be stopped at the city limits. No wolf shirts allowed.

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:00 PM

will there be pigs in a blanket?

Any food you can possibly imagine.

mikeyboy

11-21-2009, 04:01 PM

will there be pigs in a blanket?

pigs in a blanket soup, which is actually pigs in a blanket dropped in a jar of mayonaise.

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:01 PM

pigs in a blanket soup, which is actually pigs in a blanket dropped in a jar of mayonaise.

There's going to be so much mayo.

So much.

Dude!

11-21-2009, 04:02 PM

pigs in a blanket soup, which is actually pigs in a blanket dropped in a jar of mayonaise.

oh my
that sounds beyond delicious

mikeyboy

11-21-2009, 04:02 PM

There's going to be so much mayo.

So much.

mayo wrestling?

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:02 PM

mayo wrestling?

At one point it'll turn into a mayo party a la a foam party.

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/jp/ghostbusters02.jpg

Marc with a c

11-21-2009, 04:05 PM

can we fist pump?

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 04:05 PM

You'll be stopped at the city limits. No wolf shirts allowed.

Don't worry.

I'll have my Sox cap on.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeSox.jpg

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:07 PM

Don't worry.

I'll have my Sox cap on.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeSox.jpg

The Sox hat combined with the bags under your eyes and the filthy, hideously long finger nails will give you the appearance of a rampaging meth addict and you will be put down like Old Yeller.

Jughead

11-21-2009, 04:08 PM

I Like Mojo....

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 04:09 PM

The Sox hat combined with the bags under your eyes and the filthy, hideously long finger nails will give you the appearance of a rampaging meth addict and you will be put down like Old Yeller.

HAHAHAHAHA!

That was good.

I literally snorted!

mikeyboy

11-21-2009, 04:11 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!

That was good.

I literally snorted!

Stop kissing his ass. You're not getting in the VIP area there.

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 04:11 PM

Stop kissing his ass. You're not getting in the VIP area there.

It's going to cost me enough to get to Chicago.

No fucking way I'm paying 35 bucks for a bracelet.

Furtherman

11-21-2009, 04:12 PM

I'll wait until Snoogans analyzes this party before I make my decision.

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 04:13 PM

I'll wait until Snoogans analyzes this party before I make my decision.

Smart man.

Maybe we can hang out again and you can forget you were ever there.

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:13 PM

There is no VIP area.

All are equal in their celebration and joy.

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 04:15 PM

There is no VIP area.

All are equal in their celebration and joy.

Figures...

http://www.willisms.com/archives/manifesto.gif

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 04:16 PM

It's not called the "communist PARTY" for kicks, baby.

JustJon

11-21-2009, 04:41 PM

Is it pants optional?

schmizzbo

11-21-2009, 04:46 PM

Fuck those other losers.

Who just wants to get drunk and have a good time?

Nobody can crash at my palatial estate.

Nobody wants to spend a night in Humboldt Park anyway.

ozzie

11-21-2009, 04:52 PM

Have you set a date?

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 05:04 PM

Nobody wants to spend a night in Humboldt Park anyway.

Why would we be in Humboldt Park?

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 05:04 PM

Have you set a date?

Whenever your heart desires.

Dude!

11-21-2009, 05:18 PM

No fucking way I'm paying 35 bucks for a bracelet.

especially since you got your
pearl necklace for free

Furtherman

11-21-2009, 05:20 PM

spoon

11-21-2009, 05:26 PM

spoon

11-21-2009, 05:30 PM

http://home.iprimus.com.au/nswrsa/artistic/dance.jpg

ozzie

11-21-2009, 05:41 PM

Hell, my 12/12 party is at a skating rink and only a few here are invited.

Couples skate, couples skate. (that means 99% of this board is out even if they come)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/362666691_3c4baa8a4d.jpg

Isn't the guy supposed to skate backwards? What's this side by side hand-holding crap?!?

Boo

Marc with a c

11-21-2009, 05:45 PM

mikeyboy

11-21-2009, 05:46 PM

My party has to be within half a block of my apartment, but no one is allowed up to my apartment. Also everyone has to buy me drinks.

zildjian361

11-21-2009, 05:47 PM

Good, because you're not invited. No downers allowed.

Lame

IMSlacker

11-21-2009, 05:55 PM

I've booked my flight. Can you pick me up at O'Hare?

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 05:55 PM

I've booked my flight. Can you pick me up at O'Hare?

I don't understand how planes can even land there with all that wind...

Tall_James

11-21-2009, 05:59 PM

Can we drive to the Wisconsin border and heckle the tards?

zildjian361

11-21-2009, 06:01 PM

It's going to cost me enough to get to Chicago.

No fucking way I'm paying 35 bucks for a bracelet.

IM BUYING G $70 :smoke::laugh:

Penelope

11-21-2009, 06:07 PM

There's going to be so much mayo.

So much.

Oh god no. It's a mayo party. I had no idea this type of thing was going on. Some people are really sick.

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 06:48 PM

Can we drive to the Wisconsin border and heckle the tards?

We could just lure epo to the bash and mock him.

spoon

11-21-2009, 06:53 PM

We could just lure epo to the bash and mock him.

Just put an undecided voter in here and he's as good a caught.

http://www.rt23.com/Scenery/images/bear_trap.jpg

RoseBlood

11-21-2009, 07:00 PM

There's going to be so much mayo.

So much.

At one point it'll turn into a mayo party a la a foam party.

Oh god no. It's a mayo party. I had no idea this type of thing was going on. Some people are really sick.

Mayo is code for cum and bukakke. :ohmy:

epo

11-21-2009, 07:11 PM

We could just lure epo to the bash and mock him.

I can't imagine a moderator more hideous than you.

GregoryJoseph

11-21-2009, 07:13 PM

If that left-wing albino is coming I'm out...

TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 07:17 PM

Mayo is code for cum and bukakke. :ohmy:

Please, I would appreciate if you'd keep your filth out of such a joyous and pure celebration. Thank you.

epo

11-21-2009, 07:18 PM

If that left-wing albino is coming I'm out...

If Gvac is out, then I'm coming.

schmizzbo

11-21-2009, 07:18 PM

Will you allow anyone from the midwest to attend?

underdog

11-21-2009, 07:28 PM

I don't understand how planes can even land there with all that wind...

Boston is actually windier.

underdog

11-21-2009, 07:29 PM

If that left-wing albino is coming I'm out...

Mojo?

King Hippos Bandaid

11-22-2009, 06:24 PM

do you want us to bring some real pizza over from NYC?

Stuft

11-22-2009, 06:28 PM

Is there gonna be a cupcake detour?

TheMojoPin

11-22-2009, 06:54 PM

do you want us to bring some real pizza over from NYC?

No need. There's a fine NYC-style place that opened up recently nearby. Amazing slices.

TheMojoPin

11-22-2009, 06:54 PM

Is there gonna be a cupcake detour?

It's only a few blocks away, so of course.

King Hippos Bandaid

11-22-2009, 07:20 PM

No need. There's a fine NYC-style place that opened up recently nearby. Amazing slices.

will you have semi long sleeve sweater if my raptor arms get cold

mikeyboy

11-22-2009, 07:21 PM

will you have semi long sleeve sweater if my raptor arms get cold

all set!

http://product.images.fansedge.com/61-00/61-00697-F.jpg

spoon

11-22-2009, 07:50 PM

Is there gonna be a cupcake detour?

Really? :wallbash:

Stuft

11-22-2009, 07:52 PM

Really? :wallbash:

I can't be sarcastic cuz i have a cunt? Sheesh.

spoon

11-22-2009, 07:57 PM

I can't be sarcastic cuz i have a cunt? Sheesh.

No, no that's why you're not funny.

Stuft

11-22-2009, 08:03 PM

No, no that's why you're not funny.

Not everyone expects to be applauded as *funny*, on a messageboard.

Marc with a c

11-22-2009, 08:08 PM

Not everyone expects to be applauded as *funny*, on a messageboard.

i hope hippo is reading this thread.

RhinoinMN

11-22-2009, 08:20 PM

You had me at mayo.

Furtherman

11-23-2009, 07:29 AM

You had me at mayo.

Now that's funny.

Kevin

11-23-2009, 10:21 AM

Will Dashboard Confessional be playing on a constant repeat loop?

TheMojoPin

11-23-2009, 10:39 AM

Will Dashboard Confessional be playing on a constant repeat loop?

This is a party, not a mass suicide.

Dude!

11-23-2009, 10:42 AM

Will Dashboard Confessional be playing on a constant repeat loop?

nothing but Big Star will be played
thereby guaranteeing total attendance
of 4-5 people
max

Ocho Cinco

11-23-2009, 02:58 PM

Any food you can possibly imagine.

You can have steak, or 2 steaks... "Can't I have both?"

grlNIN

11-23-2009, 05:28 PM

nothing but Big Star will be played
thereby guaranteeing total attendance
of 4-5 people
max

Mojo and 3 mirrors don't count.

Kevin

11-23-2009, 05:46 PM

You can have steak, or 2 steaks... "Can't I have both?"

As much as your glutiness ,immensly clogged, red blooded American heart desieres.

topless_mike

11-24-2009, 06:15 AM

i would go just to support (and be close to :wub: ) the leader of FACTION MOJO.
of course, i would be proudly wearing my Vikings jersey.

Dougie Brootal

11-24-2009, 06:21 AM

As much as your glutiness ,immensly clogged, red blooded American heart desieres.

gluttonous, immensely and desires.

spoon

11-24-2009, 07:13 AM

gluttonous, immensely and desires.

If you've taken on this job, GOOD LUCK!

Kublakhan61

11-24-2009, 07:27 AM

If you've taken on this job, GOOD LUCK!

Yeah really - it's a total waist of thyme.

spoon

11-24-2009, 03:14 PM

STICKY!? Really?!

I call abuse of limited christopher street power!!!

Kevin

11-24-2009, 03:20 PM

STICKY!? Really?!

I call abuse of limited christopher street power!!!

The Droids already have that covered.

RhinoinMN

11-24-2009, 03:22 PM

STICKY!? Really?!

I call abuse of limited christopher street power!!!

Thank you.

Fallon

12-12-2009, 02:57 PM

The board blows on party nights.

:down: