Longest Unclean

[sr71blackbird]

What is the longest you ever went without a shower/bath?

[Farmer Dave]

Before the wife and kids, i made the yearly trek to Sturgis,SD for the bike rally. I wouldn't shower for the week I was there. Slept in a tent and brushed my teeth with beer and tooth paste. Got pretty rank by the end of the week.

[Zipgun]

I just had foot surgery. Can't shower til doc says so. I'm 9 days in with no shower and probably only barely at the halfway point. I had it 2 years ago also and I think I went somewhere between 3-4 weeks.


Yeah, I sleep on the couch.

[~Katja~]

I just had foot surgery. Can't shower til doc says so. I'm 9 days in with no shower and probably only barely at the halfway point. I had it 2 years ago also and I think I went somewhere between 3-4 weeks.


Yeah, I sleep on the couch.
http://www.brokenbeauties.com/comfort-mobility/comfort-waterproof.php

[Zipgun]

http://www.brokenbeauties.com/comfort-mobility/comfort-waterproof.php

$31.95 plus shipping? Fuck that. I'll stink for free. I can't leave the house much anyway.


Besides, a hefty bag and duct tape aren't just for first dates.

[sailor]

Wow, not at all what I was expecting.

[Death Metal Moe]

I think my tops was about 5 days. Was on the road with the band, trying to drive a lot and sleep a lot. Then when I got home I didn't shower that day because I was tired to I took care of it the next day.

I hate that though. Totally skeeved out by my own filth.

[opie's twisted balls]

ten days.....back country camping.....I woke myself up at night because I stunk so bad

[Marc with a c]

three hours.

[Chigworthy]

three hours.

That's a lot of rape showers.

[Marc with a c]

That's a lot of rape showers.

they never seem work no matter how hard i scrub.

[KingGeno]

Happens while camping, maybe 3 days or so. Now that I have a chick I am sure that will change. Bitches wrecking a good thing.

[KatPw]

24 hours.

[Misteriosa]

2 weeks.

i got peritonitis and had my appendix removed when i was 16. i was hospitalized and couldnt shower until the doc gave me the ok.

[boosterp]

What is the longest you ever went without a shower/bath?

Deployed, I'd guess 30 days or so. My uniform could stand on it's own after that and I just threw it away. All the oil, sand, and my own funk from 120 degree days made for an awful smell I'm sure. I was still able to clean important parts with baby wipes.

Outside of the military, a week up at my place after the well shut down. I still clean the important places though.

[JohnCharles]

2-3 days.

I call them weekends.

[biggirl]

maybe a day. showers are one of the best things ever invented.

[Coach]

6 months..but I was in a pool twice a day...saved a bundle in the laundromat too.

[Gay Lendo]

What a misleading thread title!!!!! I thought there would be cock pics in here.

[Sue_Bender]

Around 2 weeks.

[RhinoinMN]

Around 2 weeks.

I was thinking much longer.

[Jughead]

I Just came to see what Sue had to say:thumbup:

[TheMojoPin]

3 days.

[Zipgun]

I got disgusted by myself and my previous post. So I bagged up the foot and took a shower today.

[JohnCharles]

3 days.

It's reasons like this that people don't want to go to your cult party and share kool-aid.

[TheMojoPin]

It's reasons like this that people don't want to go to your cult party and share kool-aid.

It was the worst. I feel awful if I just go 1 day without a shower.

[JohnCharles]

It was the worst. I feel awful if I just go 1 day without a shower.

After my surgery, I had to refrain from bathing for 4 days.

Even after that, I wasn't able to wash my whole body for 2 weeks.

[TheMojoPin]

This is a horrible conversation.

[JohnCharles]

It's your fault.

I tried to keep it going.