Bad Fez Gifts

[Freitag]

So Fez followed up an ashtray with a pair of earbuds..

He also bought Mikeyboy a shaving kit ("you're looking kind of scraggly") and Marc with a C the Tom Emanski instructional videos ("you like baseball, don't you?")

Gvac got a copy of the Rolling Stones Greatest Hits ("I heard they're your favorite band!") and Fallon got some hair gel.


Anybody else know of some gifts Fez gave?

[disneyspy]

fez gave misti the dvd THE FORBIDDEN DANCE-LAMBADA
tenbats got the book HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE
lleeder got COCK SUCKING FOR DUMMIES

[TooLowBrow]

fez gave me an infection. its some kind of rash

[JohnCharles]

Are homocumpants a gift?

[Freitag]

tenbats got the book HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE


Incidentally, I got that as a gift at my last job, along with a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince".

I exchanged it for an Alton Brown cookbook.

[disneyspy]

Are homocumpants a gift?

as if you have to ask

[Freitag]

Are homocumpants a gift?

Depends who is giving and receiving.

[disneyspy]

Incidentally, I got that as a gift at my last job, along with a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince".

I exchanged it for an Alton Brown cookbook.

i think fez gave freitag katjas book on HOW TO BE LITERAL

[disneyspy]

I wrote a book that some of you might want to give to your loved ones that are incarcerated,its called PRISON FOR DUMMIES,heres the first page


So you're in prison,dummy,dummy dummy,duuummy,dum dum dummy,dummy dummy dummy,dummy,dummy ass dummy,dum locked up dummy,dummy,3 hots and a cot dummy,dum ass dummy,doooooomay,le dummas dummy,sleep late lose weight dummy,orange aint just for huntin season dummy,dont drop the soap you dum ass dummy...

[disneyspy]

fez gave jersey rich a comb

[KingGeno]

But but......Fez gives us all the greatest gift of all!

The gift of laughter.



....blech. http://pensunderground.com/board/style_emoticons/default/Vomit_7L6JUI.gif

[disneyspy]

fez gave flea a key to the men's bathroom stall

[EliSnow]

lleeder got COCK SUCKING FOR DUMMIES

Just like Fez to gift a book to the guy who wrote it.

[disneyspy]

fez gave katja a high pressure shower head

[JerseyRich]

fez gave jersey rich a comb

For once, Matty already made a joke...and it was funnier than yours.

Being that Fallon has NO HAIR AT ALL...it makes more sense.

[disneyspy]

For once, Matty already made a joke...and it was funnier than yours.

Being that Fallon has NO HAIR AT ALL...it makes more sense.

oh shit

[Hottub]

Being that Fallon has NO HAIR AT ALL

Mmmm. Smoothe, like a Thai lad.

[disneyspy]

hammersavage got the kama sutra

[JerseyRich]

Gvac got a Cheese Wheel.

[SinA]

this thread has potential, but it's not there yet. most of the posts have been pretty far off the mark.

[HBox]

this thread has potential, but it's not there yet. most of the posts have been pretty far off the mark.

Fez gave you this Bad Fez Gifts thread.

[Freitag]

For once, Matty already made a joke...and it was funnier than yours.

Being that Fallon has NO HAIR AT ALL...it makes more sense.

I just want to bask in Rich's acknowledgment of me being funny... it truly is a christmas miracle.


Incidentally, Fez gave JerseyRich a tour guide of London.

[Freitag]

Fez gave you this Bad Fez Gifts thread.

Fez gave you an Andy Reid autographed picture.

[underdog]

this thread has potential, but it's not there yet. most of the posts have been pretty far off the mark.

This thread never had potential.

[disneyspy]

fez gave undie some positivity









and dick

[SatCam]

Fez gave me his virginity

[Dangerbird]

Fez gave me nothin' , they same thing he's been giving the show!

[JohnCharles]

Fez gave me his virginity

Still in its original wrapping.

[Fallon]

For once, Matty already made a joke...and it was funnier than yours.

Being that Fallon has NO HAIR AT ALL...it makes more sense.

:down:

Mmmm. Smoothe, like a Thai lad.
Creep.

[opie's twisted balls]

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