View Full Version : im a horrible person and im going to hell
CrazyClare
01-24-2002, 01:51 PM
because im such an awful human being. i mean all the problems i have.. i only have them cause god hates me, and well deservadly because i deserve it
http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/cclare
irishkb
01-24-2002, 01:53 PM
Why are you so horrible. just wondering... if you like to share fine, if not its ok...
The new Governor of the Moon
Zipgun
01-24-2002, 02:02 PM
im a horrible person and im going to hell
I'm headin' that way. You need a ride?
<img src=http://www.virtue.nu/atamichimpo/skidbobsig.jpg>
CrazyClare
01-24-2002, 02:07 PM
sure skid... shotgun!!
http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/cclare
DaniGirl
01-24-2002, 02:11 PM
I already have a special place in hell reserved for me. Atleast I know I won't be alone.
<IMG SRC="http://www.nephco.com/powerpuffgirls/icons/bubbles_06.ico">
"If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy" -Tara Reid-
IkeaBoy
01-24-2002, 02:13 PM
Clare, i am sure that if there is a hell i'm going there. it's something I just accept. it doesn't bother me.
[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin
Jennitalia
01-24-2002, 02:17 PM
save a spot for me....i'll bring the liquor
<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">
Jackie Sloan
01-24-2002, 02:43 PM
clare - no you're not and, no you're not. I met ya so I know, you're cool and you're hot. Hell does not exist - God(as you understand him) does not hate. YOUR PERSONAL meaning of God is up to you. Hang in there, many love you.
here comes the obligatory directors' shot......EGOMANIAC!
IkeaBoy
01-24-2002, 03:21 PM
hell would probably be cooler than heaven. heaven just seems too...nic
[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin
fatty
01-24-2002, 03:23 PM
holy shit i just saw the I am sam commercial for the first time. i wasn't thinking about how you laughed and i didn't think it was too funny, but when he comes running and wipes out on the steps? i'm still laughing about that. Funniest commercial ever.
thanks to WWFallon
and Gvacnomore for the
money sig!
<IMG SRC=http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetfatty.jpg>
Icebox
01-24-2002, 07:20 PM
I am going to hell too. I know a guy who knows a guy; I can get a bus if we need it.
JustJon
01-24-2002, 08:19 PM
can I offer you ladies a ride to the hot spot?
<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon4.jpg">
CrazyClare
01-24-2002, 11:49 PM
well the reason i started this post was because of how hard i laughed at the i am sam commercial.. funny story.. this summer my friends band is playing in a festival. i get there and i see this kid runnng around wth a hockey helmet on. i start laughing and aasking people if they knew where i put my helmet.. turns out the kid is the cousin of the bassist in my friends band.. and he heard my whole spiel.. yet another reason why im going to hell. honestly ive always thought hell would be more fun. i mean i want to go there to hang with rock stars.. ohh and then i might get a chance to rail jim morrison.. uh yeah im definatly going to hell.. you need gas money?
http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/cclare
IkeaBoy
01-25-2002, 12:01 AM
that's part of what i meant by cooler clare, it has the cooler people.
You like history? Name one king or military leader who hasn't killed and thus then would be going straight to hell.
You like entertainment? Farly, Hendrix, Lennon, Belushi, Ol' Blue Eyes. and of course Michael Landon's hair still looks swell.
[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin
furie
01-25-2002, 04:47 AM
Then I'll see you in HELL !!! ....... Uhhh looking down from Heaven I mean.
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/wtcguy.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Then I'll see you in HELL !!! ....... Uhhh looking down from Heaven I mean.
you poor misguided person.. welcome to the board... all your shots at heaven are gone my friend..MUHAHAHAHAHA
thanks to skidmark for this sig.**kisses** to my AG1247..
<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/inkysig1.jpg width="300" height="100>
ask if you must about my status :) rrooww000rrr
NewYorkDragons80
01-25-2002, 10:57 AM
Furie = Reverend Lovejoy
"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwarzkopf
"May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His."
-Senator John McCain
"Neitzche is dead"
-God
Icebox
01-25-2002, 11:47 AM
i see this kid runnng around wth a hockey helmet on. i start laughing and aasking people if they knew where i put my helmet..
Hey Crazy, did you poke the kid with a stick too? I think that would guarantee admission into Hell...I'll see you there.
This message was edited by Icebox on 1-25-02 @ 3:51 PM
Icebox
01-25-2002, 11:51 AM
In Little Nicky, Adam Sandler made Hell seem really cool. I wouldn't like the pineapple up the ass thing though...Hitler can keep that.
impactplayer2k1
01-25-2002, 11:52 AM
Me & Satan are good friends! If you want i can put in a good word for you.
<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/impactplayer2k1/sig1.jpg">
Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!
CrazyClare
01-25-2002, 02:41 PM
dsmmit i knew i forgot somethign that day.. and that was to poke the kid with a stick.. i need to keep a list of things i should do to retards, i always forget somethin
http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/cclare
DaniGirl
01-26-2002, 08:44 AM
The part of the "i am sam" commerical that i lost it at is when he screams in the answering maching "I"M SAM!"
That always gets me.
<IMG SRC="http://www.nephco.com/powerpuffgirls/icons/bubbles_06.ico">
"If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy" -Tara Reid-
IkeaBoy
01-26-2002, 09:48 AM
I was spending part of yesterday reading reviews of I AM SAM and it's amazing how many critics actually hated the movie calling it manipulative Oscar bait and, I think it was Ebert who said, "you can't have heroes and villains if the villains make more sense." Still I want to see it to laugh at the 'tard but it probably won't be as good to laugh at as The Other Sister, you really can't top tards making love to 76 Trombones.
[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin
DarkHippie
01-28-2002, 04:22 PM
The part of the "i am sam" commerical that i lost it at is when he screams in the answering maching "I"M SAM!"
"I love those goofy bastards"
and clare, don't be hard on yourself. you're my favorite baby.
oh, and i have a bunch of problems too, but its not punishment from god. Its a blessing. we can see the world in ways that others don't, and they call us crazy, cause they con't accept our points of view.
<i>DarkHippie: Annoying, in any dimension</i>
jatsv dan
01-28-2002, 04:33 PM
i say this...those "special" kids don't know you're laughing at them, they think that things are just funny, so they start laughing too, so no one is hurt! i don't get why people get so upset...no one gets mad when you play a stupid joke on a little kid, but the second you do it to an older person with the same mentality as that little kid, you're Hitler. bah. society sucks.
and poking sticks are very handy, i almost always make sure i have something long and sturdy to poke with when i go out...wait...that didn't sound too good...
i have nothing useful to add.
vBulletin® v3.7.0, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.