Brokaw Involved in fatal accident

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I always try to avoid the Bruckner, one of the worst Expwys in the NYC area


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091205/ap_on_en_tv/us_brokaw_accident_10

[SatCam]

In other news, Brian Williams was in the supermarket and a lady three checkout lanes over had a heart attack

[SatCam]

Did anyone hear that Charlie Gibson's neighbor's house had a fire? I hope everyone's ok

[SatCam]

Apparently earlier today Dan Rather ran over a squirrel

[SatCam]

Katie Couric had some really bad news come her way today. Her sister's old high school friend's cousin has cancer

[Kevin]

Satcam....

Stop it.

You are bombing more than Bill Staples in Redbank..

[SatCam]

Barbra Walter's bridge game was canceled tonight. Apparently her friend Judy's husband has pneumonia

[SatCam]

A bit of bad luck has come Diane Sawyer's way. She scratched up her car's bumper when she hit her garbage cans pulling out of her driveway this morning

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Rachel Maddow's strap on was reported as being lost, theres a huge reward if someone returns it

[SatCam]

In what can only be described as a tragic accident, the baby son of a Maddow family friend choked to death on Rachel's strap-on when he mistook it for a pacifier

[SatCam]

The cemetery Peter Jennings is buried in was vandalized this past week. The Jennings grave site was not harmed

[SatCam]

Al Roker suffered a minor case of heart burn this afternoon

[WRESTLINGFAN]

George Stephanapoulos announced that he came out of the closet

[opie's twisted balls]

Andy Rooney had a dozen skin tags lasered off this afternoon

[DolaMight]

in other news, I fucked the weathergirl's earlobe. actionnews 7 exclusive.

[SatCam]

Brokaw can't catch a break. His insurance just got back to him and he's going to be responsible for the deductible!

[Suspect Chin]

A 2006 Volvo station wagon though? Come on Tom you're better than that.

[SatCam]

A 2006 Volvo station wagon though? Come on Tom you're better than that.

Have you seen his wife?

[Suspect Chin]

Have you seen his wife?

No.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Have you seen his wife?

She looks like Julia Child

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091205/capt.e5394dfa5e444a2b8eb17edb58c44617.brokaw_accid ent_nyr105.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

She looks like Julia Child



Wow she is old.

[Doctor Z]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it was recently reported that a guy who once did President Obama's taxes has a stroke. Funeral arrangements have no been made public yet.

[TooLowBrow]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it was recently reported that a guy who once did President Obama's taxes has a stroke. Funeral arrangements have no been made public yet.

no!

not him

what a shame:sad:

[hanso]

Brian Kilmeade's failed suicide attempt leaves most of the nation in sorrow.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it was recently reported that a guy who once did President Obama's taxes has a stroke. Funeral arrangements have no been made public yet.

How about the guy who did Geithners and Daschles? Is he ok?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Keith Olbermann was committed to Bellvue when he threw his feces at the Camera during one of his Special Comments

[SatCam]

Keith Olbermann was committed to Bellvue when he threw his feces at the Camera during one of his Special Comments

I'm sorry bro, I dont think you get it

[TheMojoPin]

Does he ever?