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sr71blackbird
12-08-2009, 03:01 PM
As winter approaches and this BIG storm about to hit the midwest and upstate NY, there may be a need for such a thread that can be updated and discussed by us.

Currently here is a link to the areas expected to be impacted by this storm:

LINK (http://www.wunderground.com/severe.asp)




http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/topheadline/2009/120809Midw.jpg

Current prediction map:
http://sirocco.accuweather.com/iwxpage/adc/popup/iws0_430.jpg

Millions to be Impacted by Unfolding Blizzard in the Plains, Midwest


http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens2361419_1231040038Snow_Shovel_Clip_Art_t450.jp g

TheMojoPin
12-08-2009, 03:11 PM
That's a pretty wimpy storm.

sailor
12-08-2009, 03:19 PM
so zero for nyc? meh.

opie's twisted balls
12-08-2009, 04:17 PM
winter arrived in these parts last friday....a few pics of what the city was experiencing

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yv1aow.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/117g12x.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/15e9qo0.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/2d9oju1.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/vopjep.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2hhkm6w.jpg

http://i45.tinypic.com/33pcadl.jpg

weekapaugjz
12-08-2009, 04:22 PM
i'm in the extreme southwest corner of ny. we are supposed to get a bunch of sleet, freezing rain, and ice. i fucking hate freezing rain.

Dude!
12-08-2009, 04:25 PM
winter arrived in these parts last friday....a few pics of what the city was experiencing

did you shovel your
neighbor's driveway yet?

IamFogHat
12-08-2009, 04:25 PM
It's icing where I am but I guess it'll be just wet tomorrow.

WRESTLINGFAN
12-08-2009, 04:32 PM
Proves glbal warming is a threat, If it wasnt the entire Hemisphere woud be covered in snow

:clap:

sr71blackbird
12-08-2009, 04:52 PM
Yeah I remember they were suppose to have a global warming summit in Washington DC like 2 years ago and it got cancelled due to heavy snows. Irony!

sr71blackbird
12-08-2009, 04:53 PM
Did you take those pictures opie? I hate snow like that!

Jughead
12-08-2009, 05:41 PM
winter arrived in these parts last friday....a few pics of what the city was experiencing

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yv1aow.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/117g12x.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/15e9qo0.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/2d9oju1.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/vopjep.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2hhkm6w.jpg

http://i45.tinypic.com/33pcadl.jpg

This is Colorado I think(Just a guess) but soon to be Iowa and Wisconsin!!!

KatPw
12-08-2009, 05:44 PM
I just walked home from work and it is a beautiful night out. I won't believe we are getting a storm until it hits. It's just too nice out right now.

jauble
12-08-2009, 05:45 PM
I've heard ice on the windows, I am pretty sure I don't have a functional scraper (that will cover the whole windshield) and I have to go in an hour early tomorrow.

opie's twisted balls
12-08-2009, 05:54 PM
did you shovel your
neighbor's driveway yet?
LOL, nope


Yeah I remember they were suppose to have a global warming summit in Washington DC like 2 years ago and it got cancelled due to heavy snows. Irony!
thats funny

Did you take those pictures opie? I hate snow like that!
Nope, all pulled from the local paper's site. This is from me....
http://i47.tinypic.com/dq2hw9.jpg

Dude!
12-08-2009, 05:56 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/dq2hw9.jpg

what kind of car is that?

jauble
12-08-2009, 05:58 PM
what kind of car is that?

Sleigh

opie's twisted balls
12-08-2009, 06:02 PM
what kind of car is that?
'08 Expedition King Ranch

opie's twisted balls
12-08-2009, 06:03 PM
This is Colorado I think
Further north

midwestjeff
12-08-2009, 06:07 PM
Holy shit. I rely on this old douche at work to give me weather forecasts everyday because I usually forget to check. Not anymore, that fucking fuck completely lied to me. He had me thinking we were in for some serious shit, blizzard type stuff. We are getting rain/snow/wind/cold but NOWHERE near what that wrinkly old prick was saying today.

Why lie about the forecast? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Tomorrow he dies.

midwestjeff
12-08-2009, 06:08 PM
what kind of car is that?

A bitchin' Camaro.

weekapaugjz
12-08-2009, 06:12 PM
Holy shit. I rely on this old douche at work to give me weather forecasts everyday because I usually forget to check. Not anymore, that fucking fuck completely lied to me. He had me thinking we were in for some serious shit, blizzard type stuff. We are getting rain/snow/wind/cold but NOWHERE near what that wrinkly old prick was saying today.

Why lie about the forecast? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Tomorrow he dies.

he probably got his weather from the local weather report. those people couldn't tell you if it was raining outside or not.

midwestjeff
12-08-2009, 06:14 PM
those people couldn't tell you if it was raining outside or not.

He's not black.

weekapaugjz
12-08-2009, 09:30 PM
it's getting pretty nasty here. it will snow for 15 minutes then switch over to freezing rain, then change back to snow. high winds as well. not looking forward to my drive home later. glad the snow tires were put on last week.

PapaBear
12-17-2009, 07:33 PM
Starting around 10PM Friday, we're supposed to get almost 24 straight hours of snow. It's looking like our first really big one in a while in these parts.

weekapaugjz
12-17-2009, 07:38 PM
Starting around 10PM Friday, we're supposed to get almost 24 straight hours of snow. It's looking like our first really big one in a while in these parts.

weren't you just bragging the other night about having a "really big one"?

PapaBear
12-17-2009, 07:39 PM
weren't you just bragging the other night about having a "really big one"?
I don't brag. I state facts.

sr71blackbird
12-18-2009, 03:52 PM
Looks like are in for it on Long Island..



TONIGHT
PARTLY CLOUDY THIS EVENING...THEN BECOMING MOSTLY CLOUDY.
LOWS 15 TO 21. NORTHEAST WINDS 10 TO 15 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 25 MPH.

SATURDAY
CLOUDY...SNOW...MAINLY IN THE AFTERNOON. SNOW
ACCUMULATION OF 1 TO 3 INCHES. WINDY WITH HIGHS IN THE MID 30S.
NORTHEAST WINDS 15 TO 25 MPH. GUSTS UP TO 40 MPH IN THE AFTERNOON.
CHANCE OF SNOW 80 PERCENT.

SATURDAY NIGHT
SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW. SNOW MAY BE HEAVY AT TIMES.
ADDITIONAL SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 6 TO 10 INCHES. VISIBILITIES MAY BE
REDUCED TO 1/4 MILE OR LESS AT TIMES. VERY WINDY WITH LOWS IN THE
UPPER 20S. NORTH WINDS 25 TO 35 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 45 MPH.
CHANCE OF SNOW NEAR 100 PERCENT.

SUNDAY
CLOUDY...SNOW...MAINLY IN THE MORNING. ADDITIONAL LIGHT
SNOW ACCUMULATION. WINDY WITH HIGHS IN THE MID 30S. NORTHWEST WINDS
15 TO 25 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 45 MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW 90 PERCENT.

SUNDAY NIGHT
MOSTLY CLOUDY IN THE EVENING...THEN BECOMING PARTLY
CLOUDY. BRISK WITH LOWS IN THE LOWER 20S. NORTHWEST WINDS 15 TO
20 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 30 MPH. </pre>

epo
12-18-2009, 03:55 PM
The east coast is getting snow. Big deal.

Tenbatsuzen
12-18-2009, 03:58 PM
The east coast is getting snow. Big deal.

The east coasts gets snow, your pitchers, and world championships.

epo
12-18-2009, 04:00 PM
The east coasts gets snow, your pitchers, and world championships.

That's true...you got both Ricky Bones & Graeme Lloyd from the Brewers.

Tenbatsuzen
12-18-2009, 04:01 PM
That's true...you got both Ricky Bones & Graeme Lloyd from the Brewers.

East coast stadiums also don't kill people.

epo
12-18-2009, 04:14 PM
East coast stadiums also don't kill people.

Maybe they should try harder.

RhinoinMN
12-18-2009, 04:44 PM
This thread is for pussies and faggots.

GregoryJoseph
12-18-2009, 04:47 PM
This thread is for pussies and faggots.

No wonder you're here...

WRESTLINGFAN
12-18-2009, 05:16 PM
East coast stadiums also don't kill people.

Unfortunately more and more are whoring their stadium names out for Corporations

Dell
12-18-2009, 05:18 PM
This thread is for pussies and faggots.

so any guy is guaranteed to leave happy...

foodcourtdruide
12-18-2009, 05:22 PM
What the fuck is snow?

Dell
12-18-2009, 05:24 PM
What the fuck is snow?

that annoying stuff that has them closing my course...it's not supposed to snow here...depressed...

yojimbo7248
12-18-2009, 05:26 PM
This thread is for pussies and faggots.

I'm concerned that I don't have enough groceries in the house. With 6 whole inches of snow on the ground, we be forced to stay inside tomorrow. I should have stocked up like every else is doing in the NYC region for this massive killer blizzard.

I'm going to go back to watching Storm Watch 2009 on the local news station.

GregoryJoseph
12-18-2009, 05:27 PM
I'm sure the roads will be fine, but I'd be content to spend the rest of the weekend right here.

I could use a couple of days of pure relaxation.

Farmer Dave
12-18-2009, 05:28 PM
This thread is for pussies and faggots.

Says the man who runs for the east when a blizzard threatens.

"Oh, poor me, I have to get to a party, boo hoo."

RhinoinMN
12-18-2009, 05:29 PM
Says the man who runs for the east when a blizzard threatens.

"Oh, poor me, I have to get to a party, boo hoo."


I came back didn't I?

yojimbo7248
12-18-2009, 05:30 PM
OK, I know that I get too annoyed with Atlantic seaboard pussies and their overreaction to 'winter storms'. Maybe it's because growing up in Spokane, our schools were never closed for snow and we just dealt with it. It does seem very pussy-like to get so scared of a little snow. I have received too many emails warning me of this stupid storm.

GregoryJoseph
12-18-2009, 05:33 PM
Do you like the snow, Chris?

I used to love it as a kid, but now I hate it.

I guess it's because I have to drive in it all day.

It does help my business, though.

Dell
12-18-2009, 05:34 PM
OK, I know that I get too annoyed with Atlantic seaboard pussies and their overreaction to 'winter storms'. Maybe it's because growing up in Spokane, our schools were never closed for snow and we just dealt with it. It does seem very pussy-like to get so scared of a little snow. I have received too many emails warning me of this stupid storm.

the "comeheres" overreact every hurricane season in our area...make sure you keep plenty of liquor, water and batteries...then do NOTHING...

RhinoinMN
12-18-2009, 05:34 PM
Do you like the snow, Chris?

I used to love it as a kid, but now I hate it.

I guess it's because I have to drive in it all day.

It does help my business, though.

Fender sales are up!

GregoryJoseph
12-18-2009, 05:35 PM
Fender sales are up!

Exactly! And bumpers, and lights, and grilles, and...

RhinoinMN
12-18-2009, 05:36 PM
Every winter storm warning is y2k out there. Buncha Sallys.

yojimbo7248
12-18-2009, 05:36 PM
Do you like the snow, Chris?

I used to love it as a kid, but now I hate it.

I guess it's because I have to drive in it all day.

It does help my business, though.

Hey Greg,

Well, I hate it went I have to drive so I'm with you on that. If not, I love it when it starts falling.

GregoryJoseph
12-18-2009, 05:38 PM
Hey Greg,

Well, I hate it went I have to drive so I'm with you on that. If not, I love it when it starts falling.

I love when there's a light snowfall, it gathers on the branches and phone lines, and everything is quiet.

When it becomes a hassle with accidents, traffic jams, and being stuck behind plows and salt trucks, however, I vow to move south.

epo
12-18-2009, 06:38 PM
Every winter storm warning is y2k out there. Buncha Sallys.

Hence Gregory Joseph is staying in for the evening.

SonOfSmeagol
12-18-2009, 09:01 PM
The Archdiocese of Washington says dangerous travel conditions caused by bad weather is a legitimate excuse from attending Sunday Mass.

The hell with that. I expect all you sinners to be on time and on your knees come Sunday morning. Slackers. And don't forget your goddamn wallets.

PapaBear
12-18-2009, 09:16 PM
We have about 3 inches now. Expecting 16-19 by Saturday night. I wouldn't be too worried, but they just started using a new salt procedure. As long as it's above 20 degrees, they use a salt/water combination instead of straight salt. They claim it works good, but it was useless during the 5 inches we got about a week ago.

weekapaugjz
12-18-2009, 09:17 PM
We have about 3 inches now. Expecting 16-19 by Saturday night. I wouldn't be too worried, but they just started using a new salt procedure. As long as it's above 20 degrees, they use a salt/water combination instead of straight salt. They claim it works good, but it was useless during the 5 inches we got about a week ago.

i noticed this setup on a few of the plows a few nights ago. it seemed to work pretty well.

PapaBear
12-18-2009, 09:19 PM
i noticed this setup on a few of the plows a few nights ago. it seemed to work pretty well.
I'll believe it, if I get to work tomorrow night.

yojimbo7248
12-19-2009, 07:16 AM
As if we needed any more proof, suburban Long Islanders and New Jersey-ites are pussies when it comes to snow. There is talk of postponing tonight's Islanders-Habs game.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 07:30 AM
As if we needed any more proof, suburban Long Islanders and New Jersey-ites are pussies when it comes to snow. There is talk of postponing tonight's Islanders-Habs game.

NO way!

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:31 AM
To be fair, they're calling for over a foot of snow coupled with 35-45 MPH winds out on the Island.

If that's the case, NO ONE should be on the road.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 07:32 AM
To be fair, they're calling for over a foot of snow coupled with 35-45 MPH winds out on the Island.

If that's the case, NO ONE should be on the road.

What is the temp?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:33 AM
What is the temp?

Here it's 25. Not sure about out on Long Island.

razorboy
12-19-2009, 07:37 AM
It's 59° and breezy with a light mist here. I'd better put on my windbreaker.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:38 AM
It's 59° and breezy with a light mist here. I'd better put on my windbreaker.

Can I come visit?

Furtherman
12-19-2009, 07:47 AM
I'm headed right into the monster!

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:47 AM
I'm headed right into the monster!

NOOOOOO!!!!! DON'T BE A MADMAN!!!

razorboy
12-19-2009, 07:48 AM
Can I come visit?

You have an open invitation.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:49 AM
You have an open invitation.

I'll be there tomorrow.

Annie Waits
12-19-2009, 07:51 AM
The Interstate turned into a parking lot here last night.

I don't mind snow when the city is actually prepared for it, but down here they don't get enough snow to know what to do. It's only a foot of snow and everything is closed.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 07:54 AM
Here it's 25. Not sure about out on Long Island.

That is a problem.

razorboy
12-19-2009, 08:02 AM
I'll be there tomorrow.

This is the best Christmas ever.

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 08:03 AM
my mom said they had a lot of snow and -20 degree celcius last night, -14 during the day.

SO far no snow here :furious:

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 08:03 AM
This is the best Christmas ever.

Can I come. Can we go fishing for bonefish?

razorboy
12-19-2009, 08:06 AM
Can I come. Can we go fishing for bonefish?

The more the merrier. I'm five minutes from a great saltwater creek for Redfish and Snook fishing as well.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 08:10 AM
The more the merrier. I'm five minutes from a great saltwater creek for Redfish and Snook fishing as well.

I am so hard right now.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 08:11 AM
Christmas with razorboy!

It's like a dream come true!

Mainly because it means I don't have to see my family...

razorboy
12-19-2009, 08:12 AM
I am so hard right now.

Save that enthusiasm for the fish.

razorboy
12-19-2009, 08:13 AM
Christmas with razorboy!

It's like a dream come true!

Mainly because it means I don't have to see my family...

Is that the only reason?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 08:21 AM
Of course not. :huh:

Fishing with you is a...uh... a dream come true! :wink:

Furtherman
12-19-2009, 08:27 AM
Almost white-out conditions in Philly.

Serpico1103
12-19-2009, 08:37 AM
Almost white-out conditions in Philly.

Referring to the weather or white flight?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 08:39 AM
SHIT!

I DON'T HAVE ANY BREAD!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!












Not a single flurry here yet, by the way.

WRESTLINGFAN
12-19-2009, 08:54 AM
Here's to snowblowers. Fuck off AlGore as mine will be contributing to carbon emissions:clap:

razorboy
12-19-2009, 09:03 AM
Here's to snowblowers. Fuck off AlGore as mine will be contributing to carbon emissions:clap:

Soooo, you feel the need to make your seasonal chores some sort of personal victory?

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 09:04 AM
flakes are starting in Manhattan.

WRESTLINGFAN
12-19-2009, 09:04 AM
Soooo, you feel the need to make your seasonal chores some sort of personal victory?

I say no to metal shovels and yes to plastic ones

Serpico1103
12-19-2009, 09:06 AM
I say no to metal shovels and yes to plastic ones

Why are you talking to shovels, metal or plastic?
Out drinking with your immigrant friends again?

razorboy
12-19-2009, 09:07 AM
flakes are starting in Manhattan.

Flakes didn't start in Manhattan, they just seem to move there.

WRESTLINGFAN
12-19-2009, 09:10 AM
Why are you talking to shovels, metal or plastic?
Out drinking with your immigrant friends again?

I told them to fuck off and I will do my own shoveling/snowblowing you know jobs Americans are too lazy to do?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 09:23 AM
Time for me to shit, shower, and shave and get to the supermarket before they're all out of supplies!

See ya later.

Wish me luck. :surrender:

Serpico1103
12-19-2009, 09:28 AM
Snow!

WRESTLINGFAN
12-19-2009, 09:28 AM
Time for me to shit, shower, and shave and get to the supermarket before they're all out of supplies!

See ya later.

Wish me luck. :surrender:

Good luck, If someone takes the lastof the beer, knock their ass out and take it from them

Furtherman
12-19-2009, 11:04 AM
Time for me to shit, shower, and shave and get to the supermarket before they're all out of supplies!

See ya later.

Wish me luck. :surrender:

*laughs from fully stocked underground bunker*

MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tenbatsuzen
12-19-2009, 11:05 AM
flakes are starting in Manhattan.

Flea is running a marathon?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 11:09 AM
Looks like this is it, buddies.

Those of us in the northeast will probably all perish in the great blizzard of '09.

Great knowing some of you.

Hopefully I'll see you on the other side.

Fallon
12-19-2009, 11:11 AM
Boston has a snow emergency in effect right now, though nothing has happened yet.

I hate snow.

TooLowBrow
12-19-2009, 11:11 AM
im going to my dads for dinner

see you guys the day after tomorrow

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 11:13 AM
My daughter's gymnastic class this afternoon. Forget the fact that very little has accumulated, and not much is coming down right now -- not to mention ALMOST NOBODY DRIVES TO GET THERE!

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 11:13 AM
im going to my dads for dinner

see you guys the day after tomorrow

DON'T BE A FOOL!!!

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 11:14 AM
DON'T BE A FOOL!!!

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!

TLB tomorrow morning:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/shini1.jpg

TooLowBrow
12-19-2009, 11:15 AM
DON'T BE A FOOL!!!

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!

if it gets too bad ill hole up at a library

im sure i can stay warm there if i can find something to burn

hopefully theyll have wooden furniture

TooLowBrow
12-19-2009, 11:15 AM
TLB tomorrow morning:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/shini1.jpg

when i freeze i turn into crazed?

disneyspy
12-19-2009, 11:53 AM
fuckin east coast pussies

DONT BE A PUSSY!

aceofspades7
12-19-2009, 11:54 AM
over a foot here in DC - I hate fucking snow. My chick says i'm the grinch...

razorboy
12-19-2009, 11:57 AM
fuckin east coast pussies

DONT BE A PUSSY!

Says the Cowboys fan.

Kevin
12-19-2009, 11:57 AM
It started snowing here around 2ish til about 230, but now it has completly stopped

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 12:06 PM
It started snowing here around 2ish til about 230, but now it has completly stopped

Yeah. This is bullshit!

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 12:07 PM
Still snowing here.

Almost an inch already! :surrender:

SonOfSmeagol
12-19-2009, 12:09 PM
Almost an inch already!

Just another Saturday night, or what?

:innocent:

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 12:10 PM
Just another Saturday night, or what?

:innocent:

HEY! :sad:

BlackSpider
12-19-2009, 12:12 PM
Almost an inch already! :surrender:



Just another Saturday night, or what?

:innocent:

HEY! :sad:



HA. FACE...!!!
Like you couldn't handle more than an inch...

SonOfSmeagol
12-19-2009, 12:17 PM
HEY! :sad:

Hey man! Hang in there - it could 12 to 18 before the night's out! :thumbup:

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 12:33 PM
Hey man! Hang in there - it could 12 to 18 before the night's out! :thumbup:

Oooohhhh!!! :clap:

Contra
12-19-2009, 05:14 PM
About 5 inches here in allentown

razorboy
12-19-2009, 05:22 PM
So when is everyone showing up? It's 55° and I'm grilling.


And drinking.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 05:29 PM
So when is everyone showing up? It's 55° and I'm grilling.


And drinking.

Duvel?

razorboy
12-19-2009, 05:34 PM
Duvel?

J.D.

I have Duvel and Highland IPA in the icebox, though.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 05:37 PM
J.D.

I have Duvel and Highland IPA in the icebox, though.

I think I am going to pour myself a Duvel right now.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 06:12 PM
So when is everyone showing up? It's 55° and I'm grilling.


And drinking.

6 or 7 inches here and coming down HARD. :surrender:

TooLowBrow
12-19-2009, 06:13 PM
6 or 7 inches here and coming down HARD. :surrender:

relax your throat

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 06:13 PM
relax your throat

You're a sick fuck.

Fallon
12-19-2009, 06:16 PM
It was supposed to be snowing here four hours ago!

TooLowBrow
12-19-2009, 06:17 PM
It was supposed to be snowing here four hours ago!

itll be there soon

traffic is terrible

Serpico1103
12-19-2009, 06:19 PM
relax your throat

Learned from experience?

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:25 PM
6 or 7 inches here and coming down HARD. :surrender:
thank god you bought bread

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 06:25 PM
thank god you bought bread

Right?

We won't be able to leave our houses for a week or so.

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:39 PM
Right?

We won't be able to leave our houses for a week or so.
speak for yourself, I went out and bought wine in the midst of this

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 06:41 PM
speak for yourself, I went out and bought wine in the midst of this

Thank God I'm not an alcoholic.

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:42 PM
Thank God I'm not an alcoholic.
neither am I, but I am expecting German visitors... had to stock up

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 06:43 PM
Thank God I'm an alcoholic.

We know Drunky

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 06:44 PM
What are ten warning signs of alcoholism?

1. Drinking alone
2. Making excuses, finding excuses to drink
3. Daily or frequent drinking needed to function
4. Inability to reduce or stop alcohol intake
5. Violent episodes associated with drinking
6. Drinking secretly
7. Becoming angry when confronted about drinking
8. Poor eating habits
9. Failure to care for physical appearance
10. Trembling in the morning

Yup...German visitors...gotcha...

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 06:45 PM
Yup...German visitors...gotcha...

I think it's another euphemism for "time of the month".

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 06:46 PM
Thank goodness this snow is all light. It'll make that snow blower purr like a kitten.

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:46 PM
I think it's another euphemism for "time of the month".
I would hate for it to stay that long every month

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 06:47 PM
I think it's another euphemism for "time of the month".

John told me that was last week.

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 06:48 PM
John told me that was last week.

She might have just used that as an excuse because the "small child barrier in the bed" wasn't enough of a deterrent for him.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 06:49 PM
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:smoke:

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 06:50 PM
She might have just used that as an excuse because the "small child barrier in the bed" wasn't enough of a deterrent for him.

Good point. He really is a creep. Perfect admin material for this place.

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:50 PM
John told me that was last week.
how would he even know?

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:51 PM
She might have just used that as an excuse because the "small child barrier in the bed" wasn't enough of a deterrent for him.
trust me, my not being able to breathe and wheezing was deterrent enough for any male person to even be remotely interested.

Furtherman
12-19-2009, 06:52 PM
People think this is bad? It's nothing compared to 1996, which was twice a bad.

Looks nice though.

I'm looking out the window listening to the Sleeves song.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 06:52 PM
Man going out and shoveling tomorrow is not going to be helpful in clearing up my headcold

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 06:53 PM
trust me, my not being able to breathe and wheezing was deterrent enough for any male person to even be remotely interested.

Definitely takes choking out of the equation.

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 06:53 PM
trust me, my not being able to breathe and wheezing was deterrent enough for any male person to even be remotely interested.

You must not know John that well.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 06:53 PM
People think this is bad? It's nothing compared to 1996, which was twice a bad.

Looks nice though.

I'm looking out the window listening to the Sleeves song.

I'm doing the same thing. I love winter.

I rememer that blizzard. The snow mounds made from the 4 feet of sno that fell was way over my head. Of course I was about 10 at the time.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 06:54 PM
Man going out and shoveling tomorrow is not going to be helpful in clearing up my headcold

You know what would be helpful?

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-04-30-NetiPot2.JPG

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 06:55 PM
You know what would be helpful?

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-04-30-NetiPot2.JPG

If you make that face while you use the neti pot, I'm going to come to your house and smother you with a pillow in your sleep.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 06:56 PM
You know what would be helpful?

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-04-30-NetiPot2.JPG

I am fresh out of Neti Pot. All I got is this delicious Nyquil.

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 06:57 PM
I am fresh out of Neti Pot. All I got is this delicious Nyquil.

Mmmmmm.... Nyquil. Licorice warmth and then deep restful sleep. It's a gift from God when you have a bad cold.

RhinoinMN
12-19-2009, 06:58 PM
I am fresh out of Neti Pot. All I got is this delicious Nyquil.

Nyquil won't go through your sinuses very well.

KatPw
12-19-2009, 06:59 PM
Mmmmmm.... Nyquil. Licorice warmth and then deep restful sleep. It's a gift from God when you have a bad cold.

That is supposed to be licorice flavor? To me it tastes like green or red, just like Lewis Black says.

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 06:59 PM
Definitely takes choking out of the equation.

You must not know John that well.
no, I don't but seems Rhino knows :)

TooLowBrow
12-19-2009, 07:00 PM
That is supposed to be licorice flavor? To me it tastes like green or red, just like Lewis Black says.

or like denis leary says

'green fucking death flavor'

mikeyboy
12-19-2009, 07:00 PM
no, I don't but seems Rhino knows :)

shhh...

it's a secret

~Katja~
12-19-2009, 07:00 PM
I am fresh out of Neti Pot. All I got is this delicious Nyquil.
don't get drunk on it

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:02 PM
Give this one to Tubby we can make another mousepad.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s253/spankyfrankiwiz/225932.jpg

KatPw
12-19-2009, 07:03 PM
or like denis leary says

'green fucking death flavor'

That stuff is truly evil.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:07 PM
That stuff is truly evil.

How does Nyquil stand up taste wise to average liquor?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:08 PM
How does Nyquil stand up taste wise to average liquor?

Are you kidding?

Scotch is the nectar of the gods.

Nyquil is their piss bucket.

KatPw
12-19-2009, 07:08 PM
How does Nyquil stand up taste wise to average liquor?

I'd rather do a shot of jager.

epo
12-19-2009, 07:09 PM
or like denis leary says

'green fucking death flavor'

How did Bill Hicks say it first?

keithy_19
12-19-2009, 07:12 PM
How did Bill Hicks say it first?

"They don't want to tell you about Green Nyquil though. They won't want you to have it expand your mind. One love. One love."

Something like that but funny and smart sounding.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:13 PM
Are you kidding?

Scotch is the nectar of the gods.

Nyquil is their piss bucket.

Well I'm not saying Nyquil is a great tasting thing, but what would it's equivalent be in liquor.

Snoogans
12-19-2009, 07:13 PM
Well I'm not saying Nyquil is a great tasting thing, but what would it's equivalent be in liquor.

jager

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:17 PM
jager

anyone for Nyquil Bombs?

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:20 PM
anyone for Nyquil Bombs?

I'm buying you a neti pot for Christmas.

I used to get frequent head colds and sinus infections.

My doctor recommended sinus surgery.

Every since I started using the neti pot I've never gotten any type of respiratory infection or cold.

Coincidence?

I think not.

JohnCharles
12-19-2009, 07:21 PM
pussies!

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:22 PM
I'm buying you a neti pot for Christmas.

I used to get frequent head colds and sinus infections.

My doctor recommended sinus surgery.

Every since I started using the neti pot I've never gotten any type of respiratory infection or cold.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Mind over matter, Plecebo. I never take anything unless my body needs a quick fix or My body just can't cope with it.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:22 PM
pussies!

Has the thread bombing begun for the evening?

razorboy
12-19-2009, 07:40 PM
Yikes!

I fell asleep listening to the wind blowing through the trees. I should Winter down some place less perfect.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:42 PM
Mind over matter, Plecebo. I never take anything unless my body needs a quick fix or My body just can't cope with it.

A neti pot isn't "taking" anything. It's running warm salt water through your nostrils.

It's cleaning your sinuses.

That's like saying you don't take showers or wash your hair unless you're sick.

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:47 PM
A neti pot isn't "taking" anything. It's running warm salt water through your nostrils.

It's cleaning your sinuses.

That's like saying you don't take showers or wash your hair unless you're sick.

Well thats silly, I'm talking about my own issues with medicine. and my sinuses aren't bad it's just inside my head. hence a headcold. Sinuses i cand eal with.

GregoryJoseph
12-19-2009, 07:49 PM
Well thats silly, I'm talking about my own issues with medicine. and my sinuses aren't bad it's just inside my head. hence a headcold. Sinuses i cand eal with.

Where do you think the infection is born and breeds?

spankyfrank
12-19-2009, 07:51 PM
Where do you think the infection is born and breeds?

Dirty hooker vagina?

sr71blackbird
12-20-2009, 02:51 AM
I opened the door last night at 1 am and the snow was blowing sideways, but it didn't seem that deep. I have yet to go out yet and check this morning though.
I have been hearing the rumble of the plows thoughout the night. I'm in a basement so I can't readily see out the window. Anyone know how deep it is by you?

sr71blackbird
12-20-2009, 03:04 AM
Okay, I just peeked out. Deep! There are drifts everwhere and between the cars in my driveway I see 3 foot drifts, no shit.
It doesn't look like it's still snowing though, which is good. It looks powdery, which is also good for shoveling, but bad for blowing around. The wind is still blowing it around so it may drift worse. Hopefully this ends soon.

ToiletCrusher
12-20-2009, 03:52 AM
While I think that three foot snow drifts are nothing; I do understand that for an area that isn't used to snow like this, it is a lot to deal with.

Best of luck to all of you coastal dwellers with your first taste of winter.

sr71blackbird
12-20-2009, 03:59 AM
When you guys get that much snow, where do you put it? Here its an issue of being able to fit it between homes etc.

Foster
12-20-2009, 04:13 AM
got some deep snow here and its still coming down hard

can't even tell if the streets were plowed

here's the view out my front door

http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo320/foster67/snow2-1.jpg

and here's the back

http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo320/foster67/snow1-1.jpg

can't open my back door, so I have some digging to do

ToiletCrusher
12-20-2009, 04:29 AM
When you guys get that much snow, where do you put it? Here its an issue of being able to fit it between homes etc.

It just gets pushed to the sides of the road.

No joke.

They don't take it away.

biggestmexi
12-20-2009, 04:51 AM
It just gets pushed to the sides of the road.

No joke.

They don't take it away.

WTF?

they MOVE snow?

never seen that before

ToiletCrusher
12-20-2009, 04:57 AM
WTF?

they MOVE snow?

never seen that before

I think they do it in Chicago too.

Dump trucks to carry it in when there is a lot.

NYC does it.

biggestmexi
12-20-2009, 04:58 AM
I think they do it in Chicago too.

Dump trucks to carry it in when there is a lot.

NYC does it.

that would make sense.

usually around these parts they seem to only put it in front of people's driveways.

and if mojo was a mod worth anything he would be able to tell us.

biggestmexi
12-20-2009, 05:21 AM
http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/

sailor
12-20-2009, 05:28 AM
that would make sense.

usually around these parts they seem to only put it in front of people's driveways.

and if mojo was a mod worth anything he would be able to tell us.

who?

IamFogHat
12-20-2009, 06:24 AM
We got blasted here. Gotta help my chick cover public works today, boo.

A.J.
12-20-2009, 09:16 AM
22 fucking inches of snow down here. The roads are shit. This is worse than what we got back in 1996.

I wish I was in Doha right now.

SonOfSmeagol
12-20-2009, 10:04 AM
When you guys get that much snow, where do you put it? Here its an issue of being able to fit it between homes etc.

We're shipping it to Illinois so they can build a big snow fort to keep the Gitmo guys in.

epo
12-20-2009, 10:09 AM
I think they do it in Chicago too.

Dump trucks to carry it in when there is a lot.

NYC does it.

Its very common in cities or areas with very tight real estate. On the east side of Milwaukee they move snow all of the time.

They have designated areas where they move it to. I would be shocked if NYC didn't have a very well layed-out plan for such occurences.

GregoryJoseph
12-20-2009, 11:17 AM
Back in '96 I remember passing one of the DPW yards around here in JUNE and they still had snow piles.

RhinoinMN
12-21-2009, 06:53 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG!

We are getting a snow storm on Wed! 12+ inches!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

What should I do?!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

biggestmexi
12-21-2009, 06:56 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG!

We are getting a snow storm on Wed! 12+ inches!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

What should I do?!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

http://www.furhatworld.com/product_thumb.php?img=images/CC-2-96350-BURNTORANGE-536.jpg&w=325&h=405

im gold.

spankyfrank
12-21-2009, 06:56 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG!

We are getting a snow storm on Wed! 12+ inches!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

What should I do?!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

Stop being a faggot yo







:lol:

disneyspy
12-21-2009, 06:58 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG!

We are getting a snow storm on Wed! 12+ inches!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

What should I do?!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

OMG! you might have to buy one of those snow shovels,and eggs and milk and candles and water,get chains on your vehicle,and buy flares and a fog horn

spankyfrank
12-21-2009, 06:59 AM
OMG! you might have to buy one of those snow shovels,and eggs and milk and candles and water,get chains on your vehicle,and buy flares and a fog horn

That actually sounds pretty cool. I wish I had all that stuff. I'd be unstoppable!!!

RhinoinMN
12-21-2009, 06:59 AM
OMG! you might have to buy one of those snow shovels,and eggs and milk and candles and water,get chains on your vehicle,and buy flares and a fog horn

FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!

DON"T FORGET THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHTS!!!

disneyspy
12-21-2009, 07:01 AM
FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!

DON"T FORGET THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHTS!!!

OMG OMG better have a fresh stash of batterys and a portable heater and charcoal and a grill and a gun to shoot some meat and bullets,dont forget the bullets!!

spankyfrank
12-21-2009, 07:02 AM
Seriously you guys you're making me hungry. now I want steak and eggs

disneyspy
12-21-2009, 07:03 AM
Seriously you guys you're making me hungry. now I want steak and eggs

IM HAVIN VENISON FOR LUNCH,showtime,time to go cool

biggestmexi
12-21-2009, 07:03 AM
FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!

DON"T FORGET THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHTS!!!

http://www.safetycentral.com/hdesudiki3pe.html (http://www.safetycentral.com/hdesudiki3pe.html)

NOW!

RhinoinMN
12-21-2009, 07:06 AM
http://www.safetycentral.com/hdesudiki3pe.html (http://www.safetycentral.com/hdesudiki3pe.html)

NOW!

THERE IS NO TIME, DAMMIT! NO TIME!!!

biggestmexi
12-21-2009, 07:08 AM
THERE IS NO TIME, DAMMIT! NO TIME!!!

well then im sorry. i think we are going to lose you

sr71blackbird
02-04-2010, 02:31 PM
A new storm is due to hit the Mid Atlantic region this Friday from mid day on and leave as much as 2 feet is fucking snow on the ground! It is a winter Nor 'Easter!

Get ready if you are in this area:

LINK (http://www.weather.com/outlook/weather-news/news/articles/major-noreaster-mid-atlantic-february_2010-02-04)


http://i.imwx.com/images/maps/tropical/map_spectrop04_ltst_6nh_enus_600x405.jpg

JPMNICK
02-04-2010, 02:39 PM
this storm is fucking up my whole weekend. I hate a ton of shit i needed to do and now I am going to get none done. at least I can leave work early tommorow

sr71blackbird
02-04-2010, 04:00 PM
Yeah, DC and Southern Jersey is gonna get clobbered.

Hottub
02-04-2010, 04:11 PM
I have to get Sean to St. John's by 8 A.M.
It is troop 139's standing service project to shovel the walkways, steps, parking lot and stairwells of the church.
As well as the school and Conlin Hall.
We'll get to shovel my house by noon.:wallbash:

Dude!
02-04-2010, 04:13 PM
I have to get Sean to St. John's by 8 A.M.
It is troop 139's standing service project to shovel the walkways, steps, parking lot and stairwells of the church.
As well as the school and Conlin Hall.
We'll get to shovel my house by noon.:wallbash:

you always have a plausible reason
to surround yourself
with cub scouts

Hottub
02-04-2010, 04:20 PM
you always have a plausible reason
to surround yourself
with cub scouts

He's a Boy Scout.
He's my son.
Cut the shit.
Got it?

disneyspy
02-04-2010, 04:22 PM
nice boy
nice family

sr71blackbird
02-04-2010, 04:45 PM
It's amazing how the forcast has changed since I wrote this initially. At the time Long Island was getting maybe 2 inches, now it seems we are in the track of the storm and may get a foot. I'm not liking this storm at all!

SonOfSmeagol
02-04-2010, 06:41 PM
WTF?!

Tomorrow: Intermittent snow or snow showers becoming steadier and heavier late in the day. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. 2 to 4 inches of snow expected.

Tomorrow night: Snow will be heavy at times along with gusty winds. Some blowing and drifting snow. Low around 30F. Winds NE at 20 to 30 mph. 10 to 15 inches of snow expected.

Saturday: Windy. Snow during the morning will give way to snow showers during the afternoon. High near 30F. Winds N at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of snow 90%. Significant snow accumulation possible.

Sunday: Windy, periods of snow. Highs in the low 30s and lows in the low teens.

PapaBear
02-04-2010, 06:51 PM
We're expecting 20-30 inches. I'M SICK OF SNOW!!!:furious:

mikeyboy
02-04-2010, 07:01 PM
Wooohooo!

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PapaBear
02-04-2010, 07:03 PM
Bite me, Mikeyboy!

smiler grogan
02-04-2010, 07:10 PM
I have a Huge certification exam to take Saturday morning. Studying for it has consumed my life for the past two months for it to be postponed until who knows when will be so frustrating. i can't srudy anymore I have reached critical mass. Damn this storm!

Jughead
02-04-2010, 07:14 PM
I am the weather expert here and I waited until now...You are going to get it...Yes you I now where you live!!!!:glurps::glurps::glurps::glurps:

A.J.
02-05-2010, 03:02 AM
We're expecting 20-30 inches. I'M SICK OF SNOW!!!:furious:

And then it's supposed to snow again on Tuesday.

It's not like I have anything important to do like move or something.

yojimbo7248
02-05-2010, 03:58 AM
Looks like the snow storm will miss New York. So, everyone in north New Jersey, NYC, Long Island, you can stop talking about the massive storm. Looks like you all in northern VA, DC, and Maryland are going to get clobbered, though. Be careful out there!

disneyspy
02-05-2010, 05:05 AM
pussies

JPMNICK
02-05-2010, 07:59 AM
whats the deal for north jersey and NYC? i am going to the norton/vos/bob kelly comedy show sat night

Earlshog
02-05-2010, 08:27 AM
whats the deal for north jersey and NYC? i am going to the norton/vos/bob kelly comedy show sat night

Whatever we get the heaviest snow should tapper off in North Jersey around noon... roads should be clearded by night

sr71blackbird
02-06-2010, 02:07 AM
It's 6:00 am here in Mineola and I just walked the fig. I had been hearing a wicked wind for a a
while and assumed the worse. I went out and see there is no snow at all, other than a slight dusting. I can tell it's snowing not too far away though. How is it by you, and where are you?

lleeder
02-06-2010, 02:24 AM
I've got 4 inches in massapequa but thats more of a personal issue.

smiler grogan
02-06-2010, 03:08 AM
Maybe an inch uin staten island when I left this morning.

Lady Resin
02-06-2010, 03:15 AM
A dusting in Essex County so far.

K.C.
02-06-2010, 03:46 AM
at least 18 inches so far.

sailor
02-06-2010, 04:14 AM
nothing

A.J.
02-07-2010, 08:17 AM
2 fucking feet of snow at my place. Probably more with the drifts and plows piling the shit up.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-07-2010, 08:23 AM
Nada in CT