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sr71blackbird
12-09-2009, 03:34 PM
This is very odd..what could it have been?

LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html)


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-07887B10000005DC-48_634x421.jpg

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Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to twelve minutes before disappearing completely.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html#ixzz0ZF2P58Pz

Meataball23
12-09-2009, 03:37 PM
Quisling back for revenge

furie
12-09-2009, 03:46 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01540/lights_1540569c.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/6770959/Strange-light-in-Norwegian-sky-sparks-mystery.html

jauble
12-09-2009, 03:47 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01540/lights_1540569c.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/6770959/Strange-light-in-Norwegian-sky-sparks-mystery.html

I never thought I would say this, but I didn't know you were SR71.

furie
12-09-2009, 03:51 PM
bastard always edges me out.....

jauble
12-09-2009, 03:52 PM
bastard always edges me out.....

I think you are losing a race that you shouldn't be running in.

TheMojoPin
12-09-2009, 04:02 PM
I hope it's something cool.

hanso
12-09-2009, 04:15 PM
Jesse Ventura was right.
That HARP station is up again.
It's mind control!

Furtherman
12-09-2009, 04:21 PM
This is it. I hope you have your bunkers ready!

underdog
12-09-2009, 04:21 PM
This Is How The Mysterious Giant Spiral Happened (http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2009/12/this-is-how-the-mysterious-giant-spiral-happened/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+GizmodoAustralia+%28Gizmodo+A ustralia%29)

TheMojoPin
12-09-2009, 04:25 PM
This Is How The Mysterious Giant Spiral Happened (http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2009/12/this-is-how-the-mysterious-giant-spiral-happened/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+GizmodoAustralia+%28Gizmodo+A ustralia%29)

Norwegian astronomer Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard says it’s 99.9% safe to say that it’s a rocket out of control, while some newspapers and TV channels are quoting Russian military sources, confirming that this is a failed Bulava missile launched from a nuclear submarine in the White Sea.

GodDAMMIT, comrades. Shape up.

GregoryJoseph
12-09-2009, 04:33 PM
I'm sure that's the OFFICIAL explanation...

KingGeno
12-09-2009, 04:37 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html

Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway

What's blue and white, squiggly and suddenly appears in the sky?
If you know the answer, pop it on a postcard and send it to the people of Norway, where this mysterious light display baffled residents yesterday.
Curiously, it appears to be unconnected with the aurora borealis, or northern lights, the natural magnetic phenomena that can often be viewed in that part of the world.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-07887B10000005DC-48_634x421.jpg
Strange spiral: Residents in northern Norway were left stunned after the lightshow, which almost looked computer-generated, appeared in the skies above them



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-0787DEA4000005DC-908_634x348.jpg
Curious: A blue-green beam of light was reported to have come shooting out the centre of the spiral


The mystery began when a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain in the north of the country. It stopped mid-air, then began to move in circles. Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to 12 minutes before disappearing completely. Onlookers describing it as 'like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it' and 'a shooting star that spun around and around'.
The Norwegian Meteorological Institute was flooded with telephone calls after the light storm.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-0787DEA8000005DC-890_634x342.jpg
Confusion: The Norwegian Meteorological Institute was flooded with calls after the light storm


Totto Eriksen, from Tromsø, told VG Nett: 'It spun and exploded in the sky,' He spotted the lights as he walked his daughter Amalie to school. He said: 'We saw it from the Inner Harbor in Tromsø. It was absolutely fantastic.

'It almost looked like a rocket that spun around and around and then went diagonally down the heavens.
'It looked like the moon was coming over the mountain, but then came something completely different.'
Celebrity astronomer Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard said he had never seen anything like the lights. He said: 'My first thought was that it was a fireball meteor, but it has lasted far too long.

'It may have been a missile in Russia, but I can not guarantee that it is the answer.'

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-0787E503000005DC-600_634x286.jpg
What could it be? Astronomers say the spectacle did not appear to be connected to the Northern Lights


Air traffic control in Tromsō claimed the light show lasted 'far too long to be an astronomical phenomenon'.
Norwegian defence spokesman Jon Espen Lien also said the lights were probably from a Russian missile test claiming it was normal for Russia to use the White Sea and the Barents Sea as a testing ground.
Tromsō Geophysical Observatory researcher Truls Lynne Hansen agreed, saying the missile had likely veered out of control and exploded, and the spiral was light reflecting on the leaking fuel.
But the mystery deepened last night as Russia denied it had been conducting missile tests in the area.

A Moscow news outlet quoted the Russian Navy as denying any rocket launches from the White Sea area. Norway should be informed of such launches under international agreements, it was stressed.

The Russian Defence Ministry was unavailable for comment.


See video showing part of the light here, and below

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Furtherman
12-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Whatever, the interdimensional vampire alien zombies are here. It's every man for himself!

Dude!
12-09-2009, 04:45 PM
Quisling back for revenge

Excellent!!!!!

Quisling is just about
the best word in the dictionary

hats off to Vidkun Quisling!

sailor
12-09-2009, 04:47 PM
Whatever, the interdimensional vampire alien zombies are here. It's every man for himself!

and a thread for each of them.

sr71blackbird
12-09-2009, 06:27 PM
What I do not get is if it was a Russian rocket, why would it spiral like that for 12 minutes? Why in one spot? I could understand a streak with a detonation at the end of it, and a trail running from the detonation point. But look at that image, look at that video. Its spinning and drawing clouds with it.
I suspect it will turn out to be a hoax and a light show of some sort and that moving image projected onto an icy cloud formation.

Snoogans
12-09-2009, 06:30 PM
What I do not get is if it was a Russian rocket, why would it spiral like that for 12 minutes? Why in one spot? I could understand a streak and a detonation at the end of it, and a train running from the detonation point. But look at that image, look at that video. Its spinning and drawing clouds with it.
I suspect it will turn out to be a hoax and a light show of some sort and that moving image projected onto an icy cloud formation.

it was a rocket first off, not a bomb. It has to hit something to explode from what I know. And it wasnt necc in one spot. It might have been getting closer to the camera, so the rings are at different depths and you just cant tell

Recyclerz
12-09-2009, 06:39 PM
Obama is on his way to Norway to pick up his first Nobel Peace Prize.

Clearly, Jesus is returning to give him a high five.

opie's twisted balls
12-09-2009, 06:41 PM
This is very odd..what could it have been?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-07887B10000005DC-48_634x421.jpg
Simple, the end is neigh.....it's god's goatse

http://i45.tinypic.com/33kx0rb.jpg

TheMojoPin
12-09-2009, 07:03 PM
Simple, the end is neigh.....it's god's goatse

http://i45.tinypic.com/33kx0rb.jpg

The horror...THE HORROR...

Meataball23
12-09-2009, 07:15 PM
Excellent!!!!!

Quisling is just about
the best word in the dictionary

hats off to Vidkun Quisling!

While Im glad you got my reference, you sir are a nazi

tanless1
12-09-2009, 07:23 PM
Spiral to uniform to be a failed rocket...the trail woulf degraded at a faster rate

Dude!
12-09-2009, 07:50 PM
While Im glad you got my reference, you sir are a nazi

you're a racist

Meataball23
12-09-2009, 07:56 PM
you're a racist

I dated a black girl im exempt from racism

Quisling was basically a nazi

Dude!
12-09-2009, 09:26 PM
I dated a black girl im exempt from racism

Quisling was basically a nazi

i don't judge people...
nazi...black...chinese
i just don't see any differences
at all in people

because i'm not a racist like you

plus, i dated 50 black women
so there

PapaBear
12-09-2009, 09:28 PM
i just don't see any differences
at all in people

plus, i dated 50 black women
so there
How did you know they were black?

Dude!
12-10-2009, 07:26 AM
How did you know they were black?

friends told me afterwards
i had never even noticed

brettmojo
12-10-2009, 08:09 AM
Ah crap.

PapaBear
12-10-2009, 08:22 PM
I'm glad it turned out not to be aliens, but I'm worried about something. On the Washington DC NBC station's news, they said the missile was fired from an Russian underground submarine. WHAT THE F*CK?!?! The Russians have underground submarines, now? We're DOOMED!:surrender:

weekapaugjz
12-10-2009, 08:31 PM
I'm glad it turned out not to be aliens, but I'm worried about something. On the Washington DC NBC station's news, they said the missile was fired from an Russian underground submarine. WHAT THE F*CK?!?! The Russians have underground submarines, now? We're DOOMED!:surrender:

they stole the plans from this movie:

http://www.groundlings-review.com/blog/uploaded_images/the-core-776687.jpg

TheMojoPin
12-10-2009, 08:31 PM
The Red Dawn will come from below while you fools are all watching the skies.

weekapaugjz
12-10-2009, 08:33 PM
The Red Dawn will come from below while you fools are all watching the skies.

too bad patrick swayze can't protect us anymore.

TheMojoPin
12-10-2009, 08:37 PM
Step 1: Eliminate Swayze.

Step 2: Distract sucker Americans with light show.

Step 3: ?

Step 4: Profit...that is seized by the glorious Soviet state and redistributed to the people.

jauble
12-10-2009, 08:53 PM
Step 1: Eliminate Swayze.

Step 2: Distract sucker Americans with light show.

Step 3: ?

Step 4: Profit...that is seized by the glorious Soviet state and redistributed to the people.

No one ever realized how short they were because of all that rocky propaganda.

I for one will protect my underpants.

A.J.
12-11-2009, 04:22 AM
I'm glad it turned out not to be aliens, but I'm worried about something. On the Washington DC NBC station's news, they said the missile was fired from an Russian underground submarine. WHAT THE F*CK?!?! The Russians have underground submarines, now? We're DOOMED!:surrender:

While we're listening to our rock and roll, they'll be conducting missile drills. Then they'll probably sail to Havana where the weather is warm -- and so is the comradeship.

TheMojoPin
12-11-2009, 08:06 AM
They would like to have seen Montana...REDUCED TO A GLOWING PILE OF RUBBLE.

Furtherman
12-11-2009, 08:19 AM
One Norwegian hiker to another:

"Hey I think someone just shot a torpedo at us!"

topless_mike
12-11-2009, 08:55 AM
im sure we'll have the official account of what it was when jezo gets back from the gym.