How often do you wash you hands?

[JohnCharles]

I piss and usually don't wash my hands.

Why should I?

I never pissed on my hands.

When I poop, I wash my hands.

Just seems like I should.

Anyone do this?

Is it mostly a guy thing?

What is the general rule of thumb here?

[JohnCharles]

Anyone still want to meet me tomorrow night?

[weekapaugjz]

everytime after using the rest room. and usually before eating any meal.

[razorboy]

I carry a bottle of purell in my pocket.

[midwestjeff]

I carry a bottle of vodka in my pocket.

[Farmer Dave]

After handling raw poultry, that's about it.

[midwestjeff]

Isa be wershin mys hans alsa time.

Whens you be wershin you hans?

[Chigworthy]

As far as post-piss washing, I only do it if a member of the handwashing police is near.

[weekapaugjz]

Isa be wershin mys hans alsa time.

Whens you be wershin you hans?

only when hans has been a dirty boy.

http://birdhouse.org/blog/images/silly_hans.jpg

[razorboy]

As far as post-piss washing, I only do it if a member of the handwashing police is near.

By handwashing police, do you mean civilized human beings?

[spoon]

Y do you mention this now when in NYC you heathen?

[midwestjeff]

Y do you mention this now when in NYC you heathen?

You can take the JC out of the country, but you ain't never gonna take the country out of the JC.

[lleeder]

I'll be washing them after every conversation I have with JohnCharles on saturday. So that makes zero times.

[spoon]

I'll be washing them after every conversation I have with JohnCharles on saturday. So that makes zero times.

That's the same EXACT amount I'll have as well.

Weird.

[Chigworthy]

By handwashing police, do you mean civilized human beings?

If by civilized human beings, you mean nosy-nellies that listen for the sink to go on after someone pisses, then calls in radio shows about it, then yes.

[razorboy]

If by civilized human beings, you mean nosy-nellies that listen for the sink to go on after someone pisses, then calls in radio shows about it, then yes.

Why don't you just wash your filthy hands?

[Contra]

About 15 times a day. Comes with the job

[midwestjeff]

About 15 times a day. Comes with the job

Bull semen extractor?

[jauble]

Bull semen extractor?

He said wash not lick.

[SinA]

generally, not very often, but i wash a lot when i'm cooking.

[STC-Dub]

After I use the bathroom or do cleaning.

[epo]

Anyone still want to meet me tomorrow night?

Learn to wash up, poopy.

[TheMojoPin]

A lot. Probably around a dozen times a day.

[sailor]

A lot. Probably around a dozen times a day.

crazy. my 8-10 is plenty.

[yojimbo7248]

Anyone still want to meet me tomorrow night?

I did until I found out you don't wash your hands after pissing.

[sailor]

I did until I found out you don't wash your hands after pissing.

oh, literal katja.

[TheMojoPin]

crazy. my 8-10 is plenty.

It's flu season, though I am a tad obsessive about it regardless.

I also clean things like my phones and iPod at least a couple times a week.

[A.J.]

Constantly. I'm surrounded by filthy humans.

[ANC]

Constantly. I skeeve everything.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm also not counting the times I use hand sanitizer, too. That's probably at least half a dozen times on top of the handwashing.

Oh yeah, remote controls, light switches, faucet/toilet handles and doorknobs must all be cleaned at least once a week.

[biggirl]

i wash my hands all the time after doing anything. my hands are super dried out now. well, actually, not today, but normally.

[drusilla]

constantly. aside from the usual times while cooking & after using the bathroom, but i work around blood & feet. so basically all the time.

[tanless1]

Frequently. Its good manners. The one of the last 50 people to use the door knob probably picked their ass to smell the stink, or fingerd a whore and not washed their hands......sooooo, I wash for myself and for you..........so, don't point and laugh.

[RhinoinMN]

When I shower. About once a week.

[Jujubees2]

http://www.mofcomic.com/comics/2009-04-29-Employees-Must-Wash-Hands.gif

[sailor]

It's flu season, though I am a tad obsessive about it regardless.

I also clean things like my phones and iPod at least a couple times a week.

I'm also not counting the times I use hand sanitizer, too. That's probably at least half a dozen times on top of the handwashing.

Oh yeah, remote controls, light switches, faucet/toilet handles and doorknobs must all be cleaned at least once a week.

i was only joking about 12 being crazy. this new info leans a bit towards the wacky side.

[JohnCharles]

Didn't see that coming.

Is it true?

Is there a human side to Mojo?

If that is the case... He can be defeated!

Quick, someone get me some dirty rags to throw at him.

He'll be crying in a corner in no time.