You Can't Have It All...

[GregoryJoseph]

Let's say you had to spend the rest of your life with one partner and you had to choose whether you wanted them to stimulate you physically or mentally.

You can only pick one.

If you pick physically, sex will be fantastic for the rest of your lives but your partner will be dumb as a stump and offer ZERO mental stimulation.

Likewise, if you choose mental stimulation, your partner will be brilliant and able to converse on an almost infinite amount of topics. Sex, however, will be lousy.

[JohnCharles]

I'd pick myself.

I know how to stimulate me.

[RhinoinMN]

Sex is almost one dimensional and very overrated.

There are no bounds to how far you can be mentally stimulated.

I choose mental.

[TheMojoPin]

Like the cliche says, sex is like pizza: even when it's lousy it's still pretty good.

Mental all the way, baby.

[biggirl]

I am mentally challenged and lousy in bed....I am hoping for something better in a partner.

[Jughead]

Married 34 years need I say more???:smile:

[A.J.]

Sex with me will be lousy no matter what so give me someone who is not mental.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I deal with enough dullards on a daily basis.

[sailor]

it's easy enough to get mental stimulation elsewhere.

[JohnCharles]

Dammit...

Not only do I want that cake, but I want to eat it too.

Why can't I do that?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

[RhinoinMN]

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[Judge Smails]

If you try sometimes - you just might find - you get what you need.

[STC-Dub]

Mental

[topless_mike]

i'd choose mental.
stupidity makes me flacid.

besides, i can always go jerk off on a coconut somewhere.

[nate1000]

it's easy enough to get mental stimulation elsewhere.

This x10.
Since I have to choose.

[Misteriosa]

ive experienced this first hand. at the end of that relationship, i felt like i had lost 100 IQ points. :o

give me mental stimulation all the way :wub:

[west milly Tom]

Got to go mental. Lousy sex is still sex and nothing causes impotence like a dummy.

[topless_mike]

NOTHING is sexier than a smart, confident woman.

[~Katja~]

I'll rather stay single than chose! No sex and no dummies are still better than either choice.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

ive experienced this first hand. at the end of that relationship, i felt like i had lost 100 IQ points. :o

give me mental stimulation all the way :wub:

I'll rather stay single than chose! No sex and no dummies are still better than either choice.

How did you both manage to make the wrong decision? :blink:

[nate1000]

nothing causes impotence like a dummy.

I beg to differ: flapjacks and feeling like you're chucking a hot dog down a hallway.

[lleeder]

Can't the mental still make you have a physical reaction? I know it does for me.

[~Katja~]

Can't the mental still make you have a physical reaction? I know it does for me.
no

[opie's twisted balls]

Married 34 years need I say more???:smile:
There hasn't been any sagging or stretch marks?


it's easy enough to get mental stimulation elsewhere.
AMEN!!!


stupidity makes me flacid.
Get a gimp mouth ball gag and never have to hear anything from your partner.


NOTHING is sexier than a smart, confident woman.

http://i49.tinypic.com/zygcjs.jpg
No one can deny that the canklesaurus is both very smart and confident. However, she has all the sex appeal of an anal wart.

[topless_mike]

No one can deny that the canklesaurus is both very smart and confident. However, she has all the sex appeal of an anal wart.

point well taken.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> if you even want to keep up with me you have to be able to talk & behave intelligently for any topic and any situation (and of course be retardedly adventurous)....and if they are intelligent...i can teach them the how to be good in bed.......unless the problem is they cant get hard...then i dunno i might choose dumb then

[ChrisBrown]

<font color="deeppink"> if you even want to keep up with me you have to be able to talk & behave intelligently for any topic and any situation (and of course be retardedly adventurous)....and if they are intelligent...i can teach them the how to be good in bed.......unless the problem is they cant get hard...then i dunno i might choose dumb then

please post more often

[sr71blackbird]

Mental for sure. 99% of orgasm is in the mind anyway.

[britneypablo]

Mental for sure. 99% of orgasm is in the mind anyway.

<font color="deeppink"> is the other 1% at least in a girl

[~Katja~]

Mental for sure. 99% of orgasm is in the mind anyway.
I guess it's true for guys, since they think with their dick

[OGC]

I'm just sitting here wishing that someone would pick me for either.


But I know me too well.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

<font color="deeppink"> is the other 1% at least in a girl

I guess it's true for guys, since they think with their dick

Don't listen to fairies. If you ain't well fit we ain't excited neither.