Post presents for fellow .Netters here...

[~Katja~]

anal beads?
For JohnCharles...

https://store.petsenseoutlet.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/b/u/busyBuddyKibbleNibble-sku166421.jpg

[BlackSpider]

For Chris...


http://www.nexternal.com/armynavy/images/summit_35_mummy_sleeping_bag1.gif

These things are practically rape-proof...

[RhinoinMN]

For Chris...




These things are practically rape-proof...

How disappointing.

[RoseBlood]

For Skelly:

http://www.adrants.com/images/v_measure.jpg

[britneypablo]

For BritneyPablo and ~Katja~ (to share)...

http://www.laku.com.my/Concrete%20Vibrator%20TCV-Series%20cw%20Drive%20Unit%20Turnable%20Frame.jpg

<font color="deeppink"> does that double as an air compressor bc i just got one of those...so i might just need the attachment and not the whole machine

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> does that double as an air compressor bc i just got one of those...so i might just need the attachment and not the whole machine

No. It's a gas-powered concrete vibrator.
I should've just got you an electric one like we use at work.
but I was worried about you tripping circuit-breakers...

http://www.barker.com/images/products/811-wyco%20concrete%20vibrator.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

All I got was shit.

[BlackSpider]

All I got was shit.

We reap what we sow...

[underdog]

All I got was shit.

I got this for you. I saw it and immediately thought of you :

http://m2.sourcingmap.com/smap/images/item/n/08b/ux_a08051200ux0033_ux_n.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I got this for you. I saw it and immediately thought of you :

http://m2.sourcingmap.com/smap/images/item/n/08b/ux_a08051200ux0033_ux_n.jpg

You are very thoughtful. Thank you.

[jauble]

All I got was shit.

I'm sorry I have been so shortsighted

http://www.stuttsuniversity.com/kegs.jpg

Merry Christmas buddy.

[britneypablo]

No. It's a gas-powered concrete vibrator.
I should've just got you an electric one like we use at work.
but I was worried about you tripping circuit-breakers...

http://www.barker.com/images/products/811-wyco%20concrete%20vibrator.jpg

<font color="deeppink"> i trip my breakers in my room like often...bc i use a space heater a hair drying two tvs and a computer all running at the same time....so gas powered is perfect...can u send a hot guy to operate it for me also

[RhinoinMN]

I'm sorry I have been so shortsighted

http://www.stuttsuniversity.com/kegs.jpg

Merry Christmas buddy.

Thanks. I had some spare cash so I got you a kitchen.

http://www.webscape.com/AIAawards2002/gallery/entries/062img/062_Commercial-Kitchen_12.jpg

[Contra]

To all my fellow .netters seeing snow
http://content.etilize.com/Large/1013029386.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I got Rhino and BigGirl a "hut warmer" to take care of their snow...


http://www.maam.org/wwii/photos/battle/Flamethrower_5.jpg

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> i trip my breakers in my room like often...bc i use a space heater a hair drying two tvs and a computer all running at the same time....so gas powered is perfect...can u send a hot guy to operate it for me also

I'm pretty skilled with one.
Do I need my hard-hat...?

[disneyspy]

to the east coast ronfez.netters

http://webpages.scu.edu/ftp/htitus/images/Menstruation/cl-3m_tampon.jpg

[jauble]

For spy

http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/06A0398.jpg

[disneyspy]

For spy

http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/06A0398.jpg

ha jokes on you! spider already gave me one in the first post

[BlackSpider]

For spy

http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/06A0398.jpg

Hoo Hoo.
At least I got him a pimped out walker.
Hoo Hoo...

Since we are nationwide, and can't all be together, here is a place to post a Christmas present for you friends.
Keep it classy...

I got this for Gregory:

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Bigmirror.jpg

and this for Disneyspy:

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/ArnsPimpedOutWalker.jpg

I still have a lot more shopping to do...

[britneypablo]

I'm pretty skilled with one.
Do I need my hard-hat...?
<font color="deeppink">
call me.

[jauble]

ha jokes on you! spider already gave me one in the first post

Hoo Hoo.
At least I got him a pimped out walker.
Hoo Hoo...

Spider is a prick who obviously doesn't care about you. The one I got has an adjustable seat.

[disneyspy]

Hoo Hoo.
At least I got him a pimped out walker.
Hoo Hoo...

you said a pimped out name that shall remain nameless

hes going to call the show as you next

[disneyspy]

Spider is a prick who obviously doesn't care about you. The one I got has an adjustable seat.

dont worry an unfunny caller will be out to give him his

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink">
call me.

Why do women only call me when they need something stuck in their vaginas...?

I HAVE A MIND ALSO...!!!

[disneyspy]

Why do women only call me when they need something stuck in their vaginas...?

I HAVE A MIND ALSO...!!!

how do you know shes in her lunar cycle?

[Dude!]

having seen all the party pics
for the last year
i'd like to give a wonderful
group gift to y'all

one full year on ...


http://weightlossratings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nutrisystem-works.png

[BlackSpider]

having seen all the party pics
for the last year
i'd like to give a wonderful
group gift to y'all

one full year on ...


http://weightlossratings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nutrisystem-works.png


We'll lose Marc with a C completely...

[BlackSpider]

For Perry.
A lifetime subscription delivered in plain brown paper...

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nambla_bulletin.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nambla_bulletin.jpg

I can't believe you actually googled that...

[Foster]

I can't believe you actually googled that...

no he didn't, it was in his favorites folder

[GregoryJoseph]

RobFoster!!!

Where have you been?

I've been worried sick.

[BlackSpider]

I can't believe you actually googled that...

How did you know I used Google...??? :unsure:

[jauble]

no he didn't, it was in his favorites folder

I assumed he scanned the cover.

[GregoryJoseph]

How did you know I used Google...??? :unsure:

I told you a thousand times - I know what you're doing at every moment.

Why won't you believe me?

[JohnCharles]

All my gifts revolved around dog kibble.

odd.

[BlackSpider]

All my gifts revolved around dog kibble.

odd.

We reap what we sow...

...

[spoon]

For Dspy, pictures/analysis of his very first golf swing! Framed of course.

http://www.printsoldandrare.com/golf/100golf.jpg

[~Katja~]

All my gifts revolved around dog kibble.

odd.

here is a bitch with a tie :)
http://www.kentmarshall.com/photos/Dog_with_Tie.jpg

[spoon]

For Katja...something that evil German will love, and we'll all still be safe. I give you ballon panther tactical attack tank.

http://ingesidee.de/dateien/grafiken/de/_german_panther_2007_luftballon_luft_kleber_balloo n_air_glou_960_x370_x_300cm-l.jpg

cheers
:drunk:

http://www.adrants.com/images/german_is_hot.jpg

[spoon]

watch out for geils too!

[~Katja~]

Why do women only call me when they need something stuck in their vaginas...?

I HAVE A MIND ALSO...!!!
I bet you had wonderful conversations with the two lovely young women in your avi

[~Katja~]

watch out for geils too!
the term geil is the worst

[spoon]

the term geil is the worst

Just IMAGINE all the fun and fake destruction you could teach Lucas with his very own starter tank!?

[Foster]

For Katja...something that evil German will love, and we'll all still be safe. I give you ballon panther tactical attack tank.

http://ingesidee.de/dateien/grafiken/de/_german_panther_2007_luftballon_luft_kleber_balloo n_air_glou_960_x370_x_300cm-l.jpg


thats pretty cool, can you get me one too?

[spoon]

the term geil is the worst

U LOVE IT! Just like big gay al (otherwise know as Gvac).

http://www.beatismurder.com/updownl/geil.jpg

[spoon]

For Snoogans, his very own signature map of Europe+ to go with his North America edition.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2494/3936840073_2ed907861b.jpg

[spoon]

For Dr. JoeK/Mitch Cumstein

His fav....


http://daddytypes.com/archive/shane_geil_plush_sperm.jpg

[~Katja~]

thats pretty cool, can you get me one too?
I could have used one driving up the Hill in a few inches of snow earlier

[jauble]

I could have used one driving up the Hill in a few inches of snow earlier

Balloons have much less traction than you think. Unless of course it is a carpeted hill.

[spoon]

Balloons have much less traction than you think. Unless of course it is a carpeted hill.

Jauble would know, he has his degree in Astral Condom Physics from Cornell. What was ur minor again?

[jauble]

Jauble would know, he has his degree in Astral Condom Physics from Cornell. What was ur minor again?

Public Relations

[Contra]

Someone needs to get me one of these.
http://www.usedsnowblowersforsale.com/images/best-snow-blower.jpg

[Ritalin]

Someone needs to get me one of these.
http://www.usedsnowblowersforsale.com/images/best-snow-blower.jpg

For Contra:

http://www.more4kids.info/UserFiles/Image/child-helping-shovel-snow.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

For Contra:

http://www.more4kids.info/UserFiles/Image/child-helping-shovel-snow.jpg

HOLY SHIT! Those things are expensive!

[Contra]

For Contra:

http://www.more4kids.info/UserFiles/Image/child-helping-shovel-snow.jpg

A little slave boy, you shouldn't have.

[~Katja~]

I want one. All I can find is the kiddie shovel

Someone needs to get me one of these.
http://www.usedsnowblowersforsale.com/images/best-snow-blower.jpg

[Foster]

Someone needs to get me one of these.
http://www.usedsnowblowersforsale.com/images/best-snow-blower.jpg

I need one of these but a little smaller, so I can throw in the back of my car,
and use it at my parents too

[Foster]

For Contra:

http://www.more4kids.info/UserFiles/Image/child-helping-shovel-snow.jpg

or one of these, but a little bigger, so he can drive himself to my parents house

[~Katja~]

I need one of these but a little smaller, so I can throw in the back of my car,
and use it at my parents too
target sells them smaller for 100 bucks

[Contra]

I want one. All I can find is the kiddie shovel

See at least you already have a little slave boy of your own.

[Foster]

I like this one with the shield in front

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z3JUPZJDL._AA260_.jpg

this is what you can get me Katja, in case you were having trouble deciding

[Fallon]

Someone needs to get me one of these.
http://www.usedsnowblowersforsale.com/images/best-snow-blower.jpg

I gotta use that at work tomorrow.

Or shovel the stairs, who knows.

[RhinoinMN]

I like this one with the shield in front

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z3JUPZJDL._AA260_.jpg

this is what you can get me Katja, in case you were having trouble deciding

This is what I use.

http://www.carnegiebody.com/images/mvpplus1.jpg

Nothing like sitting in the cab, plowing snow, drinking beer and listening to 202.

[Hottub]

For Jersey Rich.
I couldn't find a suitable tie or vest, so here you go.

http://www.harborfish.com/documents/product_images/fullsize/Striped_Bass_1.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

This is what I use.

http://www.carnegiebody.com/images/mvpplus1.jpg

Nothing like sitting in the cab, plowing snow, drinking beer and listening to 202.

You don't scream hayseed at all.

[disneyspy]

For Dspy, pictures/analysis of his very first golf swing! Framed of course.

http://www.printsoldandrare.com/golf/100golf.jpg

i have good form and thank you

[jennysmurf]

Found the perfect shirt for PapaBear...

http://www.teesforall.com/images/TMNT_Pop_Pizza_Cream_Shirt.jpg

[keithy_19]

If anyone would like to buy me socks, you can.

[PapaBear]

If anyone would like to buy me socks, you can.
I'm pretty sure we only give virtual presents here. Virtual socks don't do much. Tell ya what... If you can guarantee that jennysmurf will NEVER give me that T-shirt, I will hand deliver some socks to you.

[Chigworthy]

For disneyspy:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_46ALBb0aRhI/TCuWRPthvAI/AAAAAAAAAXg/7dTk85FKO7s/s1600/Medical_Marijuana_Card.png

[disneyspy]

For disneyspy:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_46ALBb0aRhI/TCuWRPthvAI/AAAAAAAAAXg/7dTk85FKO7s/s1600/Medical_Marijuana_Card.png

MY CATARACTS!!

[hanso]

An avatar for disneyspy

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/963245/2759512.jpg

Few know that this guy helped to open up the disneys.

[A.J.]

An avatar for disneyspy

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/963245/2759512.jpg

Few know that this guy helped to open up the disneys.

He and Walt were partners?

[jennysmurf]

I'm pretty sure we only give virtual presents here. Virtual socks don't do much. Tell ya what... If you can guarantee that jennysmurf will NEVER give me that T-shirt, I will hand deliver some socks to you.

Aw, c'mon! It's a great present! You are so hard to shop for!

[BlackSpider]

Hey...!!!
I made this one...

[disneyspy]

Hey...!!!
I made this one...

and after rereading the first post i got this for you

http://i45.tinypic.com/jgmc8x.jpg

[BlackSpider]

and after rereading the first post i got this for you

http://i45.tinypic.com/jgmc8x.jpg


Yeah...!
Fuck that round table...