Post presents for fellow .Netters here...

[BlackSpider]

Since we are nationwide, and can't all be together, here is a place to post a Christmas present for you friends.
Keep it classy...

I got this for Gregory:

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Bigmirror.jpg

and this for Disneyspy:

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/ArnsPimpedOutWalker.jpg

I still have a lot more shopping to do...

[spankyfrank]

My gift to the dearly departed MPdubbers who have nowhere to go.......

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[BlackSpider]

I want this, if anyone can find it in black...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/pimped-out-toilet.jpg

[JohnCharles]

Everyone gets dog kibble...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Since we are nationwide, and can't all be together, here is a place to post a Christmas present for you friends.
Keep it classy...

I got this for Gregory:

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Bigmirror.jpg


Come on spider, you know he hasn't seen his reflection since the Restoration.

So far I have this for my buddy JC.

http://www.gmperformanceparts.com/_res/i/parts/collection/06_ENGB_SMBL_LS7_01.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

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[BlackSpider]

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Who's that for...?

[TheMojoPin]

Who's that for...?

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[JohnCharles]

I like the LS series.

[Hottub]

Merry Christmas, Mojo.

http://www.lockpeople.com/brinks/images/locks.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

They're good for beatin'.

[jauble]

For my buddy Snoogans


http://www.tradebit.com/usr/stock-photos/pub/9002/1320643.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Merry Christmas, Mojo.

http://www.lockpeople.com/brinks/images/locks.jpg

That's last year's gift. What he wants is

http://www.bplampsupply.com/images/products/lg/99055.jpg

[~Katja~]

for mojo, he will need it!

http://www.jack-russel.co.uk/product_images/p/31sywn8b0gl_sl500_aa280___52747.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Thanks for the practical gift! I hope you get yours, too:

http://www.foothilltech.org/rgeib/english/orwell/primary_sources/nuremberg.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

For my good buddy epo -

http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/slander-liberal-lies-about-the-american-right.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

For my good buddy epo -

http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/slander-liberal-lies-about-the-american-right.jpg

That'll go great with my gift for him:

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/074322938x01_sclzzzzzzz_.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

That'll go great with my gift for him:

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/074322938x01_sclzzzzzzz_.jpg

HAHAHA!

He's gonna LOVE us!

[GregoryJoseph]

I got this for Gwen -

http://www.ccbpublishing.com/gayhusband.jpg

[jauble]

I didn't think epo needed 3 books so I picked this out for him.

http://www.jerseysleague.com/images/nfl-Minnesota%20Vikings/Minnesota%20Vikings%20Brett%20Favre%20Jersey.jpg

[jauble]

For John and Ryan

http://www.fun-shop.com/show_image.php?im=/img/01/01505t.jpg&size=300

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

For John and Ryan

http://www.fun-shop.com/show_image.php?im=/img/01/01505t.jpg&size=300

Wow, it's literally two jackasses in one.

[jauble]

For red and her delicious food

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Halloween/images/adult_angel_wings.jpg

[underdog]

http://www.theheismanwinners.com/sitebuilder/images/12-10050_Eli-Manning-Fathead-Posters_1_-277x253.jpg

I got epo his very own epo manning fat head.

[jauble]

Wow, it's literally two jackasses in one.

Well thats what you get when you google image two man donkey costume.


Make sure you put in costume.

[jauble]

For Charlie

http://mochamamas.ca/images/Toonies.jpg

[jauble]

For Mojo, Slaker, Chin and anyone else I am forgetting.

http://houstonautographs.com/storefront/admin/images/large/1908cubs.jpg


sigh....

[jauble]

For Jughead


http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jimmcmahon.jpg

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Everyone gets dog kibble...

I'd rather get a kick-able dog.

Or a sock full of hot nickels.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I'd rather get a kick-able dog.

Or a sock full of hot nickels.

Canadian nickels? Because someone gave me a shit present and I need to offload it.

[weekapaugjz]

for midwestjeff:

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm226/ladyjoker_toc/WEED-8.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

for razorboy:

http://cervezafresca.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cerveza-duvel.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

for mojo:

http://badgals-radio.com/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/e4428260e903c3213242986aea7edac6.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I'm insulted that you'd present me with such a mishaped penis.

[TooLowBrow]

I'm insulted that you'd present me with such a mishaped penis.

yeah.

who'd need 2?

[TheMojoPin]

Exactly.

[Fallon]

For Snoogans.

http://i45.tinypic.com/15p673o.jpg

[jennysmurf]

For Weeka.....it won't help him though...

http://www.fbi.gov/publications/leb/2002/dec2002/gec02lebax2x1.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

for jennysmurf:

me, with only a red bow covering the naughty bits.

[jennysmurf]

for jennysmurf:

me, with only a red bow covering the naughty bits.

Oh you!

For Tall_James:

http://libsyn.com/images/psnerd/wolf.tshirt.jpg

4 Wolves!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

I'm insulted that you'd present me with such a mishaped penis.

i'm sorry. i thought you would've appreciated the extra girth.

[weekapaugjz]

for yojimbo:

http://www.gungfu.com/pics-general/pics-swords/swords-samurai-swords-alloy-blade-a-classic.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

i kinda splurged on fallon:

http://bedzine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/tanningbed.jpg

[jennysmurf]

For epo...

http://blog.sanriotown.com/kt_sanctuary:hellokitty.com/files/2007/09/captain-cute.jpg

[Fallon]

i kinda splurged on fallon:

http://bedzine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/tanningbed.jpg

I'll be on Jersey Shore in no time!!

[jennysmurf]

For Papabear....

http://www.kicksonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/nike-dunk-high-pro-sb-papa-bear-3-three-bears-light-umber-hot-house-1.jpg


New kicks named after him!!!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

for yojimbo:

http://www.gungfu.com/pics-general/pics-swords/swords-samurai-swords-alloy-blade-a-classic.jpg

Lucky boy receiving a daisho. I'm jealous.

[razorboy]

for razorboy:

http://cervezafresca.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cerveza-duvel.jpg

It's exactly what I wanted!

[WampusCrandle]

got a great deal on an informmercial - NECKY for everyone!

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[yojimbo7248]

for yojimbo:

http://www.gungfu.com/pics-general/pics-swords/swords-samurai-swords-alloy-blade-a-classic.jpg

thanks, buddy! this is perfect.

[BlackSpider]

For Jughead


http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jimmcmahon.jpg

He looks "punky".
Rock 'n' Roll quarterback, huh.
eesh...

[joeybadass]

i bought all the guys here gerbils.

you'll know what to do with em.

queers.

[yojimbo7248]

a touque for Annie

http://www.cupstuff.com/nhl/montreal/images/large/mchctouque_l.jpg

[JohnCharles]

Thanks joey.

Vote for me and I will let you kick all the queers asses.

[joeybadass]

Thanks joey.

Vote for me and I will let you kick all the queers asses.


whoa whoa whoa! you think i need your fuckin permission? queer.

[BlackSpider]

Thanks joey.

Vote for me and I will let you kick all the queers asses.

Is that so you can say "quit hittin' yourself"...?

[razorboy]

For Mojo

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/santo.jpg

[JohnCharles]

whoa whoa whoa! you think i need your fuckin permission? queer.

When I buy this place, I will make you beg for permission.

Wait... that sounds a little....

[JohnCharles]

Is that so you can say "quit hittin' yourself"...?

wink wink.

[joeybadass]

When I buy this place, I will make you beg for permission.

Wait... that sounds a little....

queer

[yojimbo7248]

for Jersey Rich

http://www.soccerpro.com/images/237868_105_Arsenal_Away_LS_tn.jpg

[disneyspy]

for aggie

http://product.images.fansedge.com/61-00/61-00594-1-P.jpg

[topless_mike]

for hunnerbun:

http://www.drivall.com/images/fencingtools/snowshovel.jpg

for JerseyRich:

http://haikuku.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/billymays.jpg

and for JustJon

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/23/legomenoraheventfinal.jpg

[Jughead]

For Jughead


http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jimmcmahon.jpg

Thanks J I love it:thumbup::thumbup:

[Jughead]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10929269/1999_Triton_TR_21_Bass_Boat_Mercury_225hp_EFI_Moto r.jpg For Ry I tried to match the camper

[Jughead]

For Jauble...Im having a great month!!!!this shopping is fun:smoke:http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/imperial-xl.jpg

[Jughead]

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50316352/Podium.jpg

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> for Katja
<img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41wJSdr3xQL._SL500_AA280_.jpg">

and this for GregoryJoseph in hopes he will join the new wave with me...

<img src="http://www.animalshirts.net/breakthrough/sharktshirt.jpg">

surprisingly i google image searched the word shark shirt and the shirt i actually own was like one of the first to show haha

[Jughead]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1313/1023272882_8ad154d9eb.jpg

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> for jerseyrich
<img src="http://site.thematchedpair.com/images/tuxedovesttie.jpg">

[JohnCharles]

http://fluffyfleeceblankets.com/images/TRACTOR.JPG

A nice blanket for Farmer Dave.

[Misteriosa]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2738/4078251737_6ee6abe04e.jpg

:smoke:

[Contra]

For JohnCharles
http://classes.design.ucla.edu/si/08/student_work/_web/_week1/NickHalper/Images/HomeAlone.jpg
http://www.cicicee.com/Images/UserFiles/Image/home_alone_2.jpg

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> for Katja
<img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41wJSdr3xQL._SL500_AA280_.jpg">





Isn't it bad enough that nobody got me anything...???

[Hottub]

For The Bodacious Band.

http://makingthemogul.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/contract.jpg

[Hottub]

Red

http://likeawhisper.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/giant_beer_glass.jpg

[Annie Waits]

a touque for Annie

http://www.cupstuff.com/nhl/montreal/images/large/mchctouque_l.jpg

OH!!!! thanks, i might have to pick one of those up for the New Year in Montreal!!!

[Hottub]

Katja.

http://www.scri8e.com/5/5-1/FunnyBoneLogoAnimated.gif

[~Katja~]

a female for Spider

http://www.wildliferanger.co.uk/users/www.wildliferanger.co.uk/upload/A%20Female%20Common%20Garden%20Spider.JPG

[Annie Waits]

a female for Spider

http://www.wildliferanger.co.uk/users/www.wildliferanger.co.uk/upload/A%20Female%20Common%20Garden%20Spider.JPG

if you get him this one he won't bother you anymore.....

http://www.spyderwood.com/images/Spiders/JSC%25209911%2520Black%2520Widow%2520belly%25202.j pg

[Hottub]

John Charles.:lol:

http://jthockey.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/stanley_cup.jpg

[Hottub]

Mikey

http://dollarstoreporn.net/images/dollarstoreporn-header_02.jpg

[JohnCharles]

John Charles.:lol:

http://jthockey.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/stanley_cup.jpg

I only get to see it when it makes a trip across the country.

[Hottub]

Ryan

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_STxgowYltUg/StKT218y6bI/AAAAAAAAACU/6QARLrHVaE0/s320/Sprint-HTC-Hero.jpg

[sailor]

Isn't it bad enough that nobody got me anything...???

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2402/2329326482_dba169bfd8.jpg?v=0

[Hottub]

Lady Resin

http://beta5.crockettdunn.com/sandbox_MiseenPlace/images/kitchen.jpg

[Hottub]

epo

http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=271880&d=1251216999

[GregoryJoseph]

http://www.lamariposapress.com/images/books/medium/GrowUpPB01en.jpg

[Hottub]

Gwen

http://jbspasandsaunas.com/images/hottub.jpg

[~Katja~]

http://www.lamariposapress.com/images/books/medium/GrowUpPB01en.jpg

so you are standing firm on your opinion that everyone should buy themselves gifts

[Hottub]

For Greg and Jimbo.

http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/scenes02/Scenery%20-%20Mountains%2003.jpg

[Hottub]

Andomray

http://www.homersinn.com/ioshotel/images/203.jpg

[Hottub]

Marc

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3363/truelove8xo.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

http://fluffyfleeceblankets.com/images/TRACTOR.JPG

A nice blanket for Farmer Dave.

I love it.

My love to all of you, except....you know who you are

[Hottub]

I love it.

My love to all of you, except....you know who you are

:glurps:

[Farmer Dave]

:glurps:

not you ya goose.

[Hottub]

A.J.

http://hoketronics.net/~/html/hoketronics.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/old-cellphone.jpg

[jauble]

For Jauble...Im having a great month!!!!this shopping is fun:smoke:http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/imperial-xl.jpg

Would kill for...



For Greg (rub it and pour for genie like breathing)

http://www.ecobathroom.com/shop/images/hi-netipot.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

For Greg (rub it and pour for genie like breathing)

http://www.ecobathroom.com/shop/images/hi-netipot.jpg

oh a neti pot!

has greg ever used one before?

[weekapaugjz]

oh a neti pot!

has greg ever used one before?

i doubt he'd use something so homosexual.

[jauble]

oh a neti pot!

has greg ever used one before?

I threw the term "luxury" into my neti pot search. If you want to ruin the spirit of fake giving do it on twitter.

[Hottub]

Joey Badass

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/inevitability.jpg

[joeybadass]

Joey Badass

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/inevitability.jpg

that bitch on the right is prime brah. i'd pound that out.

thanks queertub.

[Contra]

For Spoon
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CGDDQPFGL.jpg

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

For A.J.--

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-connelly.jpg

[PapaBear]

For A.J.--


That's no fair!!! I told AJ, she's MINE!!! Robin Meade, too.

[DiabloSammich]

I'm still shopping.


The stores have been a madhouse!

[A.J.]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2738/4078251737_6ee6abe04e.jpg

:smoke:

Thanks -- I'm running low on toilet paper!

A.J.

http://hoketronics.net/~/html/hoketronics.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/old-cellphone.jpg

Thanks -- I can use a doorstop!

For A.J.--

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-connelly.jpg

That would be a true Christmas miracle!

[red_red_red]

tub
http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/471/recycled-botle-opener.jpg

[red_red_red]

misti
http://gothamist.com/attachments/food_laren/shunknife.jpg

[red_red_red]

katja
http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/box_of_wine400300.jpg

[red_red_red]

uncle greg
http://gettyequinenutrition.biz/supplies/muzzle.jpg

[red_red_red]

jauble
http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/i-dont-care-package.jpg

[red_red_red]

JC
http://www.greencard-us.org/images/winpass-Model.gif

[yojimbo7248]

katja
http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/box_of_wine400300.jpg


Interesting gift. what exactly are you giving her? a guy dressed up as boxed wine or both the guy and girl or a threesome?

[red_red_red]

spanky
http://www.oldhandbills.com/images/060813-Stickers-Goth/kidneythieves-phi_in_the_sky-zerospace-2002.jpg

[red_red_red]

Interesting gift. what exactly are you giving her? a guy dressed up as boxed wine or both the guy and girl or a threesome?
wine, guy, girl...she's german, she'll figger out some kind of heinous act to deploy with such gifts

[~Katja~]

wine, guy, girl...she's german, she'll figger out some kind of heinous act to deploy with such gifts
:clap::thumbup:

[red_red_red]

TLB
http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/liz_phair-peforming_exile_in_guyville.jpg

[red_red_red]

mikeyboy
http://community.adn.com/sites/community.adn.com/files/images/IMG_0736.preview.JPG

i'm spent...best xmas evah!

[yojimbo7248]

wine, guy, girl...she's german, she'll figger out some kind of heinous act to deploy with such gifts

ha! great gift.

[TooLowBrow]

TLB
http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/liz_phair-peforming_exile_in_guyville.jpg


no ones gonna get it

i love it!

[~Katja~]

no ones gonna get it

i love it!
ummm, I get it :unsure:

[red_red_red]

no ones gonna get it

i love it!
:laugh:

[TooLowBrow]

for red

you can use this on wednesday nights

http://idolbloglive.com/idolblog/wp-content/uploads/tvguide_01.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

TLB
http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/liz_phair-peforming_exile_in_guyville.jpg


I don't get it...:huh:

[red_red_red]

for red

you can use this on wednesday nights

http://idolbloglive.com/idolblog/wp-content/uploads/tvguide_01.jpg
i could use that now cuz i don't know what's on TV tonight, anything good? :thumbup:

[TooLowBrow]

I don't get it...:huh:

its cause im fair

[TooLowBrow]

i could use that now cuz i don't know what's on TV tonight, anything good? :thumbup:


jersey shore?

most shows are reruns now til around jan 20th

[yojimbo7248]

its cause im fair

still not getting it

[TooLowBrow]

still not getting it

its an inside joke

like, inside my family?

get it now?

[Contra]

i could use that now cuz i don't know what's on TV tonight, anything good? :thumbup:


Fringe

[TooLowBrow]

ummm, I get it :unsure:

im stupid

i forgot about facebook

of course YOU get it

[BlackSpider]

Wow, Hottub and Red have been busy shopping.
They got something for almost everybody on the board.



Almost everybody... :down:

[sailor]

Wow, Hottub and Red have been busy shopping.
They got something for almost everybody on the board.



Almost everybody... :down:

i got you something already, ungrateful bastard!

[BlackSpider]

i got you something already, ungrateful bastard!

Is your name Hottub or Red...?


- And couldn't you find one in Black...?

[JohnCharles]

http://www.ninedeep.com/images/Black-Fur-Pimp.jpg

For blackspider.

The pockets have kibble in them.

[BlackSpider]

http://www.ninedeep.com/images/Black-Fur-Pimp.jpg

For blackspider.

The pockets have kibble in them.

Finally,
A thoughtful gift I can use...

[yojimbo7248]

For Greg and Jimbo.

http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/scenes02/Scenery%20-%20Mountains%2003.jpg

thanks, man. yes, you understand

[~Katja~]

Wow, Hottub and Red have been busy shopping.
They got something for almost everybody on the board.



Almost everybody... :down:
here, a new mouse
http://media.techeblog.com/images/spidermouse.jpg

[JohnCharles]

Finally,
A thoughtful gift I can use...

I hope the color is to your liking.

[GregoryJoseph]

thanks, man. yes, you understand

I agree.

[BlackSpider]

i got you something already, ungrateful bastard!


I almost bought these for you, but I figured you already own a pair...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/pant200.jpg

here, a new mouse
http://media.techeblog.com/images/spidermouse.jpg

A DEAD spider...!!!
That's a terrible gift. don't even think a giving that to me...

[mikeyboy]

still not getting it

I got it.

[~Katja~]

A DEAD spider...!!!
That's a terrible gift. don't even think a giving that to me...
noooo, it's alive inside!

[~Katja~]

I got it.
you better get it, he's got your ss#...

[JohnCharles]

My gift to all of you will be how I run this place.

[GregoryJoseph]

I hate giving gifts when you're "supposed" to, like Christmas or birthdays.

I like to give them when the mood strikes me and something seems appropriate.

[Contra]

noooo, it's alive inside!

That would be cool

[JohnCharles]

I hat when people say "like".

[Hottub]

Sorry, Spider. The UPS guy was running late.

http://kizureproducts.net/images/Sema%20Chair%20Hair%20Dryer.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I hate giving gifts when you're "supposed" to, like Christmas or birthdays.

I like to give them when the mood strikes me and something seems appropriate.

Judging from the gifts you've given me, I'm going to say that time is never.

[~Katja~]

I hat when people say "like".

you like hat????????

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21304.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

Judging from the gifts you've given me, I'm going to say that time is never.

For some of you, yes.

[BlackSpider]

Judging from the gifts you've given me, I'm going to say that time is never.

You'd think him and Jon would get along better...

[JohnCharles]

what the fuck is hat?

[JohnCharles]

For some of you, yes.

And to think, I graced you with my presence.

[GregoryJoseph]

You'd think him and Jon would get along better...

How DARE you...:annoyed: :nono:

[BlackSpider]

How DARE you...:annoyed: :nono:

Oops.
I thought you left...

[mikeyboy]

Oops.
I thought you left...

He's a sneaky bastard

[razorboy]

I hat when people say "like".

I bought you a hate.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/CABDLGWJ.jpg

[BlackSpider]

He's a sneaky bastard

Aren't THEY all...

[Contra]

He's a sneaky bastard

Like a .net ninja

[yojimbo7248]

Oops.
I thought you left...

Hey Spider, who were those space age elve women in your av? were they bartenders, strippers, hostesses at the party?

[BlackSpider]

I hat when people say "like".

I bought you a hate.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/CABDLGWJ.jpg

Well played...

Hey Spider, who were those space age elve women in your av? were they bartenders, strippers, hostesses at the party?


Just some bitches from my stable...

[JohnCharles]

I bought you a hate.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/CABDLGWJ.jpg

The head trauma cleared up, huh?

[GregoryJoseph]

Hey Spider, who were those space age elve women in your av? were they bartenders, strippers, hostesses at the party?

Just some bitches from my stable...

Don't let him bullshit you, Chris.

They were Coors Light girls that he bribed to take a pic with him.

[BlackSpider]

Sorry, Spider. The UPS guy was running late.

http://kizureproducts.net/images/Sema%20Chair%20Hair%20Dryer.jpg

Please tell me that's a tanning bed for the top of my head...

[mikeyboy]

Don't let him bullshit you, Chris.

They were Coors Light girls that he bribed to take a pic with him.

They might not have been bribed. They might have just wanted someone to get them away from Crazed.

[BlackSpider]

Don't let him bullshit you, Chris.

They were Coors Light girls that he bribed to take a pic with him.

HA...!!!
I knew you went to Jon's party.
That fake nose and glasses didn't fool me for a second...

[GregoryJoseph]

They might not have been bribed. They might have just wanted someone to get them away from Crazed.

Little did they know Spider is an even bigger creep than Crazed...

[BlackSpider]

Little did they know Spider is an even bigger creep than Crazed...

I don't know about "bigger"...

[Dell]

HA...!!!
I knew you went to Jon's party.
That fake nose and glasses didn't fool me for a second...


HA...man of disguise...

[mikeyboy]

I don't know about "bigger"...

fine. taller creep.

[JohnCharles]

I don't know about "bigger"...

racist.

[razorboy]

The head trauma cleared up, huh?

I'm having brief moments of clarity.

[BlackSpider]

racist.

BIGGER.
I said BIGGER...

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm having brief moments of clarity.

Don't trust them.

[yojimbo7248]

Don't let him bullshit you, Chris.

They were Coors Light girls that he bribed to take a pic with him.

i just thought by 'stable' he meant his hookers. I could see you as a pimp, Spider.

[GregoryJoseph]

That fake nose and glasses didn't fool me for a second...


That's my real nose and glasses...:glurps:

[GregoryJoseph]

Maybe I'll get this pic framed for Charlie and Spanky.



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeCharlieSpanky.jpg

[JohnCharles]

Don't trust them.

I am completely trustworthy.

Follow me, razorboy.

I know the path to truth.

Have some kool aid.

[JohnCharles]

Maybe I'll get this pic framed for Charlie and Spanky.



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeCharlieSpanky.jpg

I see Greg and spanky, but where is Charlie?

[GregoryJoseph]

I see Greg and spanky, but where is Charlie?

Racist bastard.

Leave my little brother alone.

[Foster]

Maybe I'll get this pic framed for Charlie and Spanky.



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeCharlieSpanky.jpg

as you can see, no one was smiling at that party until I showed up

[JohnCharles]

Racist bastard.

Leave my little brother alone.

And you are normally the darkest one of the group.

[BlackSpider]

as you can see, no one was smiling at that party until I showed up

Someone needs to tell Spanky that's not a gang sign...

[JohnCharles]

as you can see, no one was smiling at that party until I showed up

And no one was really smashed until I showed up.

[GregoryJoseph]

as you can see, no one was smiling at that party until I showed up

Don't think I've forgiven all of you for going to that "other" party first...

[Contra]

Don't think I've forgiven all of you for going to that "other" party first...

Let bygones be bygones.

[JohnCharles]

Don't think I've forgiven all of you for going to that "other" party first...

I had no intention of staying there.

But for 35 bucks, I planned on stumbling out.

[Foster]

Don't think I've forgiven all of you for going to that "other" party first...

if we didn't go to the other party first, we would have nothing to compare your awesome party to

[GregoryJoseph]

if we didn't go to the other party first, we would have nothing to compare your awesome party to

Oh you schmoozer!!!

[Foster]

Oh you schmoozer!!!

it's the truth Greg,

you really have no idea how evil Hilter is until you go to one of his BBQs

[TooLowBrow]

it's the truth Greg,

you really have no idea how evil Hilter is until you go to one of his BBQs

hes a heck of a bbqer

jew tastes like chicken

[jauble]

For spider

http://www.pocket-rocketuk.co.uk/SkyHi_Fist_.jpg

Stop whining about a lack of fake gifts.

[BlackSpider]

For spider

http://www.pocket-rocketuk.co.uk/SkyHi_Fist_.jpg



Not really a Howard fan, but thanks anyway...

[jauble]

Not really a Howard fan, but thanks anyway...

I don't think you understand you are supposed to cover it and lube and shove it up...


I see what you did there.

[~Katja~]

look at those fierce model like features... he makes Tyra proud
Maybe I'll get this pic framed for Charlie and Spanky.



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeCharlieSpanky.jpg

[JohnCharles]

look at those fierce model like features... he makes Tyra proud

spanky?

[GregoryJoseph]

spanky?

She's obviously talking about me and my chiseled chin.

Duh.

[mikeyboy]

spanky?

Please. Models have all of their kidneys.

[jauble]

Please. Models have all of their kidneys.

I thought eventually they threw up one.

[~Katja~]

spanky?
him too, he has pinchable cheeks

[~Katja~]

Please. Models have all of their kidneys.
:lol::glurps::glurps:

[weekapaugjz]

for jerseyrich:

http://www.outlinesmenswear.com/images/monarcangel.jpg

[JohnCharles]

for weeka:

http://www.buffalochow.com/mt/images/greasy_passable_chicken_hoagie_p1.jpg

[britneypablo]

Wow, Hottub and Red have been busy shopping.
They got something for almost everybody on the board.



Almost everybody... :down:

<font color="deeppink"> i know how that feels...i gave a present to Katja Gregoryjoseph and Jerseyrich.....and im still waiting....maybe i have to give more things...

i want to give this shirt to hottub, i think he has the matching pants
<img src="http://www.thekleptones.com/aztek%20fish.jpg" width="400">

to blackspider....a spider that eats snakes...holy crap
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AuN5tX1Agic/RzhJj1ZTYkI/AAAAAAAAANw/Hz2EUDkUdiE/s400/sssssshhhhiiiitttt!4.jpg">

for foster...something for him, something for me haah
<img src="http://www.starshipmodeler.com/challenge/beercan/dk_twocansbefore.jpg">

[weekapaugjz]

for weeka:

http://www.buffalochow.com/mt/images/greasy_passable_chicken_hoagie_p1.jpg

bless your heart. i was downtown two weekends ago and i wanted one so bad. my chick got too drunk and we had to leave. i was soooooo pissed.

[JohnCharles]

bless your heart. i was downtown two weekends ago and i wanted one so bad. my chick got too drunk and we had to leave. i was soooooo pissed.

Let a motherfucker know next time you are in town!

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> this beautiful necklace for spank
<img src="http://pmkjewelry.biz/images/web%20jewelry%20235.jpg">

[underdog]

Let a motherfucker know next time you are in town!

It's like an 8 hour round trip from where he is.

[weekapaugjz]

Let a motherfucker know next time you are in town!

it was an impromptu stay. my buddy bought a house on depew street and had a party. we ended up getting a hotel room downtown.

[JohnCharles]

it was an impromptu stay. my buddy bought a house on depew street and had a party. we ended up getting a hotel room downtown.

Ooh, fancy man!

I hope not E. Depew.

[weekapaugjz]

Ooh, fancy man!

I hope not E. Depew.

it's extremely fancy. huge tudor mansion right off of main.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> johncharles....for after the kibble is eaten
<img src="http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/designer-dog-poo-bags.png">

[JohnCharles]

it's extremely fancy. huge tudor mansion right off of main.

Is it the one right next to the breast cancer place?

[weekapaugjz]

Is it the one right next to the breast cancer place?

that's the one!

[JohnCharles]

for britneypablo:

http://mailjust4me.com/crafts/boondoggle.jpg

[JohnCharles]

that's the one!

Wow.

That place was listed for 550k the last time I looked at it.

Went to the open house too.

Fucking amazing.

[weekapaugjz]

Wow.

That place was listed for 550k the last time I looked at it.

Went to the open house too.

Fucking amazing.

it's fucking unreal. the guy is an orthodontist. his business is in clarence or amherst someplace. i couldn't believe how nice it was when we got there.

[JohnCharles]

it's fucking unreal. the guy is an orthodontist. his business is in clarence or amherst someplace. i couldn't believe how nice it was when we got there.

There is a house closer to parkside that I swear if I stay here (or come back) I will buy.

On the same side as your buddy but across from the church (near parkside).

It's beige stucco and green.

I am in love with it.

400k.

[britneypablo]

for britneypablo:

http://mailjust4me.com/crafts/boondoggle.jpg

<font color="deeppink"> i already know how to do that silly! and i just bought a klutz book for my cousin hahah thats kinda funny

[JohnCharles]

<font color="deeppink"> i already know how to do that silly! and i just bought a klutz book for my cousin hahah thats kinda funny

I just want to see the video again is all.

[~Katja~]

for Britney! so you always look good for your dates and remember them too

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3130/3129568472_714407396b.jpg

[jauble]

<font color="deeppink"> i know how that feels...i gave a present to Katja Gregoryjoseph and Jerseyrich.....and im still waiting....maybe i have to give more things...

I already gave you your gift. It rhymes with mild support. When can I see megatron.

[hunnerbun]

Awwww topless-mike, thanks but so far not enough snow to shovel, but its soooo damn cold i could use a pair of these
http://harttapparel.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/k/2/k226.jpg

I got these for you mike, hope you like them.
http://www.burnsguitarmuseum.com/blackbison_Basses.jpg

[sailor]

I almost bought these for you, but I figured you already own a pair...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/pant200.jpg


gvac's communion pants? collector's item!

i figured the other colors more suited your, um, personality.

[red_red_red]

Wow, Hottub and Red have been busy shopping.
They got something for almost everybody on the board.



Almost everybody... :down:
bon appetit
http://z.about.com/d/insects/1/0/N/4/-/-/fly-paper.jpg


Maybe I'll get this pic framed for Charlie and Spanky.



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeCharlieSpanky.jpg

for charlie
http://www.worldofentertainment23.com/mega%20blast%20creams.jpg

[red_red_red]

farmer dave
http://rlv.zcache.com/irish_farm_hand_hoodie_tshirt-p235378594130352206c1k1_400.jpg

[topless_mike]

I almost bought these for you, but I figured you already own a pair...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/pant200.jpg




holy shit. isnt there a picture of a younger Matty wearing those?

[topless_mike]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeCharlieSpanky.jpg

"when you see it, you'll...."

[BlackSpider]

For JohnCharles...

https://store.petsenseoutlet.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/b/u/busyBuddyKibbleNibble-sku166421.jpg

[BlackSpider]

For BritneyPablo and ~Katja~ (to share)...

http://www.laku.com.my/Concrete%20Vibrator%20TCV-Series%20cw%20Drive%20Unit%20Turnable%20Frame.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Did you get the gift I gave you T_mike?

[BlackSpider]

A beach towel for Red...

http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/what/noose.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I didn't get shit.:glurps:

[yojimbo7248]

for Ryan

http://www.toro.com/home/images/tsn_38361_pwrshvl_r_2329_xl.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I didn't get shit.:glurps:

Here.
I made it myself...


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/4d9844cd.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/690923/80548591.jpg

[BlackSpider]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/690923/80548591.jpg


http://i.pbase.com/g3/16/569116/2/56592669.DSCN2091.jpg

I didn't know Rhino was a vegetarian...

[ToiletCrusher]

Also for Ryan.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/56592669DSCN2091.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

Here.
I made it myself...


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/4d9844cd.jpg

been eating a lot of pot lately?

[RhinoinMN]

Here.
I made it myself...


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/4d9844cd.jpg

You showed that to me over dinner the other night.

[BlackSpider]

For JerseyRich...

http://www.piratemerch.com/images/pirate_vest_C1030_LRG.jpg


(The dude, not the vest)

[ToiletCrusher]

He's gonna love it.

[GregoryJoseph]

How about a box of Legos for all of you?

Pussies.

[RoseBlood]

Smells in here something awful.

[BlackSpider]

Sometimes the quote feature here is fucked up...

[Ritalin]

How about a box of Legos for all of you?

Pussies.

Pussies?

Here's something for you. I thought, huh, what does a guy like GVAC really need.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/Picture4.png