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JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 01:24 PM
What would it be about?

What would be the theme?

lleeder
12-14-2009, 01:25 PM
It would be about the theme.

JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 01:29 PM
Interesting concept.

Suspect Chin
12-14-2009, 01:29 PM
It would have to be loosely based on actual events. A sort of conglomeration of every situation and person that one encounters in a life, but when thrown together, condensed, and exaggerated to an extent, becomes far more interesting.

MetalAcorna
12-14-2009, 01:35 PM
Lovely Beards. :wink:

JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 01:37 PM
10 Ways to Stop Being a Pussy!

Suspect Chin
12-14-2009, 01:38 PM
10 Ways to Stop Being a Pussy!

You could do that in a video.

TooLowBrow
12-14-2009, 01:39 PM
ive always wanted to write a book that would be a list of words and their definitions

lleeder
12-14-2009, 01:42 PM
ive always wanted to write a book that would be a list of words and their definitions

Put them in alphabetical order and you got yourself a best seller.

spankyfrank
12-14-2009, 01:45 PM
Here is my title:

Stop be a fucking faggot and come to Mawah Yo!

JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 01:45 PM
I'd also write a book with words...alongside those words would be other words that mean the same thing, as well as the opposite.

JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 01:46 PM
Lovely Beards. :wink:
You've been accused here of being one...so you might just be the authority on the subject!

lleeder
12-14-2009, 01:49 PM
I'd write a book of lame short stories. Then I would leave out key nouns,verbs, and adjectives. The reader could fill in the blanks with there own or adlib how the story would sound. A mad time would be had by all.

Suspect Chin
12-14-2009, 01:53 PM
I'd write a book where at the end of each page, you could choose your own adventure by, for example, going to page 32 to slay the dragon or page 58 to turn and run.

TooLowBrow
12-14-2009, 01:53 PM
I'd write a book where at the end of each page, you could choose your own adventure by, for example, going to page 32 to slay the dragon or page 58 to turn and run.

i dont get it. why?

furie
12-14-2009, 02:08 PM
alien smuggling through an airport

title: The Coyote

hammersavage
12-14-2009, 02:08 PM
Murder at the SuperBowl.

GregoryJoseph
12-14-2009, 02:43 PM
My book would be non-fiction.

I'd urge people to do a brutally honest self-analysis of themselves and live in reality, whether they like it or not.

NateCantDance
12-14-2009, 02:50 PM
A collection of anecdotes about working with people who are completely inadequate socially. Appendix A is a list of ways I'd like to inflict pain on my hs guidance counselor for talking me into going into becoming a software engineer.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-14-2009, 03:03 PM
I'd write a book of lame short stories. Then I would leave out key nouns,verbs, and adjectives. The reader could fill in the blanks with there own or adlib how the story would sound. A mad time would be had by all.

I'd read/write it.

My book would be non-fiction.

I'd urge people to do a brutally honest self-analysis of themselves and live in reality, whether they like it or not.

I'd burn it.





My book would be Etiquette: Why Vests, Ties, and Jeans are Never Appropriate.

JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 03:04 PM
My book would be Etiquette: Why Vests, Ties, and Jeans are Never Appropriate.

Good luck marketing that to today's birthday boy.

Sinestro
12-14-2009, 03:06 PM
How not to throw a party

Followed up by the sequel- How not to plan a social event

Then followed by- How things were better back when before this place peaked.

weekapaugjz
12-14-2009, 04:03 PM
I'm Not Fat, I'm Husky - The Trials and Tribulations of a Fat Kid

midwestjeff
12-14-2009, 06:03 PM
He's Not Husky, He's Fat - A Children's Guide to Teasing the Fat Kids.

weekapaugjz
12-14-2009, 06:06 PM
He's Not Husky, He's Fat - A Children's Guide to Teasing the Fat Kids.

then include a chapter about being able to take a punch like a man. not running off to teacher/mommy/etc.