Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 12/15/2009

[EliSnow]

Have at it.

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Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

[Misteriosa]

buddays :clap:

[JohnCharles]

Holy fucking links, batman!

Morning!

[biggestmexi]

Holy fucking links, batman!

Morning!

how about holy full coverage.

ill be gone all day.

shitty work.

[JohnCharles]

how about holy full coverage.

ill be gone all day.

shitty work.

no online streaming?

[biggestmexi]

no online streaming?

nope, no account(im sure i could get one) but bandwidth usage is frowned upon here.

and no GOD DAMN APP FOR THE ANDROID YET!!!!!!!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

nope, no account(im sure i could get one) but bandwidth usage is frowned upon here.

and no GOD DAMN APP FOR THE ANDROID YET!!!!!!!!!!

Jon is working on it.

[biggestmexi]

Jon is working on it.

FUCKme

i dont have to be posting stopit

[Hottub]

Sweet pic,Eli. Where the hell is spy?
This Hero is fast as balls. But hope to be at my desk soon.

[FrogSlayer]

Good morning buddys.

[Baby DEW Year]

hi boppers! :bye:

[Meataball23]

Buddays!!!:clap:

[Servo]

Nice! Them Crooked Vultures! Homme+Grohl+JP Jones :drunk:

[FrogSlayer]

Nice! Them Crooked Vultures! Homme+Grohl+JP Jones :drunk:

I really liked that song. never heard it before.

[jimmyolsenblues]

The best part of my shitty life is when ronnie comes live on mike.

[Servo]

I really liked that song. never heard it before.

The album just came out about a month ago. It's really good.

[realmenhatelife]

Spalding Grey had been extra depressed because of injuries he sustained in a car crash. Great monologues, ok book.

[Meataball23]

Doc Halladay is the huckleberry

Im glad he didnt go to the saux

[Meataball23]

Also she was with Adam Scott ... kinda good golfer who hasnt lived up to his potential

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,slept late,feel good

[disneyspy]

kate hudson should just wait for tiger,he'll be single soon enuf

[EliSnow]

Hey buddays. I just found out we have a christmas party scheduled for 1 pm today and I was accidentally left off the invitation, along with a couple of other people.

I may have to get someone fired for this.

Or ban JohnCharles.

[EliSnow]

What a gentleman caller.

[disneyspy]

Hey buddays. I just found out we have a christmas party scheduled for 1 pm today and I was accidentally left off the invitation, along with a couple of other people.

I may have to get someone fired for this.

Or ban JohnCharles.

can you make it that he can only post as toilet crusher?

[EliSnow]

can you make it that he can only post as toilet crusher?

Too much work. Just need to vent the anger.

[EliSnow]

I think Ron's got it right. I've had girlfriends tell me that had no problem taking part with some of my hobbies, because of the joy and excitement it brought me.

[Hottub]

mornin buddays,slept late,feel good

You sleep late while Eli slaves over a Tuesday Listening Thread?

Prick.
I am at my desk and ready to listen.
Sorry aboot the pink slip, Eli.

[Hottub]

My chick doesn't like most of the hobbies/time wasters I am into.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I think Ron's got it right. I've had girlfriends tell me that had no problem taking part with some of my hobbies, because of the joy and excitement it brought me.

Too bad your hobby was fucking guys.

Please don't ban me :bye:

[disneyspy]

You sleep late while Eli slaves over a Tuesday Listening Thread?

Prick.
I am at my desk and ready to listen.
Sorry aboot the pink slip, Eli.

your avatar is a gif,frowned on here at .net,please remove

[biggestmexi]

your avatar is a gif,frowned on here at .net,please remove

mods have different rule spy.

[Hottub]

your avatar is a gif,frowned on here at .net,please remove

It's a mod quote, so suck it, pops!

Also, can drinking beer and banning spammers be called a hobby?:blink:

[EliSnow]

Hard to believe Fez is single.

[disneyspy]

i watched general hospital back in the early 80s cuz of a chick

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i watched general hospital back in the early 80s cuz of a chick

Was her name disneyspy?

[Hottub]

Hard to believe Fez is single.

Inorite?

[biggestmexi]

i watched general hospital back in the early 80s cuz im a chick

we know

[Baby DEW Year]

i watched general hospital back in the early 80s cuz of a chick

Was her name Anthony Geary???

[disneyspy]

Was her name disneyspy?

we know

asses

a bowling alley is not a good place to meet cute chicks

but a ski slope is,i "crash" into babes all the time,but you throw one bowling ball at a chick "by mistake" and they get all pissed

[Mitch&Murray]

Why is Ron so pissed at Fez today?
Fez beat down in progress AGAIN

[biggestmexi]

asses

a bowling alley is not a good place to meet cute chicks

but a ski slope is,i "crash" into babes all the time,but you throw one bowling ball at a chick "by mistake" and they get all pissed

i didnt think you could ski with those anchor balls of yours

[disneyspy]

i didnt think you could ski with those anchor balls of yours

they give me a lower center of gravity

[~Katja~]

Ron " are you eating cereal again?" :clap:

[disneyspy]

i hate the going to the video store to pick up a romantic comedy on a sunday instead of watching football

[Baby DEW Year]

i didnt think you could ski with those anchor balls of yours

they give me a lower center of gravity

Your balls leave a rut!

[disneyspy]

fez should watch YES MAN

[disneyspy]

Your balls leave a rut!

only because your feet drag behind me

[EliSnow]

"Flexibility is not one of Fez's great strengths."

Write it on a rock.

[biggestmexi]

"Flexibility is not one of Fez's great strengths."

Write it on a rock.

how about a piece of paper?

its easier

[Willmore]

Steve Jobs is there just because he's dying.

[disneyspy]

the cover of this months ESQUIRE is classy as hell,its the dead kennedys minus john jack

[Meataball23]

"Flexibility is not one of Fez's great strengths."

Write it on a rock.

:clap::lol: That is a fact! Lock it up!

[EliSnow]

how about a piece of paper?

its easier

Rocks last longer.

[epo]

political talk

:blink:

[Hottub]

Rocks last longer.

Paper covers rock.:bye:

[Meataball23]

Get Colin Powell on the phone and let him know the GOP and his country needs him!

[Baby DEW Year]

Paper covers rock.:bye:

Scissors up!!

[Hottub]

political talk

:blink:

866 RON 0 FEZ

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Fez should immerse himself in his movie(batman) watching experience. If he had a killer entertainment system he would enjoy his movie and wrestling watching experience and maybe even be curious about how other movies would look or sound, then that could branch out into him inviting his piano bar friends over.

[biggestmexi]

Rocks last longer.

at my work most rock are sand stone.

they dont last long at all

[Meataball23]

Fez should immerse himself in his movie(batman) watching experience. If he had a killer entertainment system he would enjoy his movie and wrestling watching experience and maybe even be curious about how other movies would look or sound, then that could branch out into him inviting his piano bar friends over.

Or if he had HD he could branch out like everyone else did in 2006 and start watching planet earth for hours on end.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Or if he had HD he could branch out like everyone else did in 2006 and start watching planet earth for hours on end.

Is there anything better than watching lions hunt wildebeast in HD?

[Meataball23]

Is there anything better than watching lions hunt wildebeast in HD?

Maybe the great whites jumping after seals off south africa

[disneyspy]

Is there anything better than watching lions hunt wildebeast in HD?

lions vs crocodiles vs wildebeast in HD

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

lions vs crocodiles vs wildebeast in HD

I shit you not, I've seen that. You win.

Can we just agree that the wildebeast gets fucked in either scenario.

[Hottub]

Mikey should send Fez a few $2 pornos from his stash.

[mikeyboy]

Mikey should send Fez a few $2 pornos from his stash.

Check my profile messages.

[~Katja~]

Mikey should send Fez a few $2 pornos from his stash.
and he wouldn't have to worry about the neighbors overhearing it

[Misteriosa]

just put the names up... i dont want no trouble... :o

but holy crap fez and dave agree on something

[EliSnow]

Why doesn't MLC have his own twitter to announce winners from his site?

[biggestmexi]

Check my profile messages.

OF COURSE THATS WHAT YOU BUY.

ASS FUCK!!!!!!!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

and he wouldn't have to worry about the neighbors overhearing it

Lol I heard about that.

just put the names up... i dont want no trouble... :o

but holy crap fez and dave agree on something

That's fuccin hilarious that they are on the same side trashing MLC.

[mikeyboy]

OF COURSE THATS WHAT YOU BUY.

ASS FUCK!!!!!!!

It was random. I closed my eyes and reached into the wall of $2 porn at my local closeout store and pulled out the prize.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/4051214024_eea490be8d.jpg

[Hottub]

It was random. I closed my eyes and reached into the wall of $2 porn at my local closeout store and pulled out the prize.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/4051214024_eea490be8d.jpg

Tribeca's ritzy like that.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I knew Mikeyboy was a Rew.

[biggestmexi]

It was random. I closed my eyes and reached into the wall of $2 porn at my local closeout store and pulled out the prize.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/4051214024_eea490be8d.jpg

sure you did.

your the worst kind of racist. Denial

[EliSnow]

Fez is wrong about the monocle:

http://symonsez.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/klink.jpg

[mikeyboy]

sure you did.

your the worst kind of racist. Denial

If I was intentionally buying Mexican porn, wouldn't that mean I liked Mexicans?

[realmenhatelife]

The return of the monacle is no surprise to Winona Ryder in Heathers.

Also, this isn't going to materialize just like that pipe bullshit.

[mikeyboy]

Tribeca's ritzy like that.

I never see Harvey Keitel in that store.

[biggestmexi]

If I was intentionally buying Mexican porn, wouldn't that mean I liked Mexicans?

keep your low-yer speaks outta here

[disneyspy]

the monocle moistens up my cigars

[Meataball23]

I love Fez's argument

"But its a monocale"

[Pittsburgh]

Whatever I had in my hand at the time,I would throw at anyone I saw wearing a monicle.

[Meataball23]

Ive read all the sherlock holmes' and I am not excited for the popcorn guy ritchie version

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

You have to adjust your face to wear a monocle. No way is that more comfortable than glasses.

[resquivel]

http://tinychat.com/ronfez


its free and easier than paltalk

[Pittsburgh]

I've read the Sherlock books too, and I don't remember him being a gay kung-fu super hero.

[Seinfez]

Whats Neil got that I don't maybe its something I could change like a wig, or a santa suit or a monocle

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I know one interesting fella who wears a monocle.

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/992/992212/ocd-family-guys-buzz-killington-20090605014340917-000.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Whats Neil got that I don't maybe its something I could change like a wig, or a santa suit or a monocle

Will you ever find out what the deal is?

[disneyspy]

http://tinychat.com/ronfez


its free and easier than paltalk

i love this helpful little spammer but we use the listening thread during the show for that

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Who can hate steampunk?


http://lepetitesaboteur.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/steampunk-guitar-11.jpg

http://www.yann.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/steampunk_guitar_b.jpg

[EliSnow]

I agree with ESD that Alien was better than Aliens.

And Cameron can't be credited with that universe.

[disneyspy]

I agree with ESD that Alien was better than Aliens.

And Cameron can't be credited with that universe.

oh eli,you're such a hipster

[Meataball23]

Geroge Jewcus!
:clap::lol:
Call of the day

[disneyspy]

ah woo werewolves of london

[Meataball23]

Run with the ball Fez!

[Hottub]

What if both of your eyes are fucked up. 2 monicles?

[Meataball23]

What if both of your eyes are fucked up. 2 monicles?

:lol: Trifocals

[mikeyboy]

What if both of your eyes are fucked up. 2 monicles?

Yep. Then you connect them together with a wire. It might help to add some more wire so you can support them with your ears.

[yojimbo7248]

Who can hate steampunk?


http://lepetitesaboteur.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/steampunk-guitar-11.jpg

http://www.yann.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/steampunk_guitar_b.jpg

this steampunk stuff is all to me but I love it. those are two of the coolest guitars I have ever seen.

[lleeder]

Yep. Then you connect them together with a wire. It might help to add some more wire so you can support them with your ears.

That sounds crazy. why not just have smaller monicles that you insert directly into your eyeholes?

[disneyspy]

as the elder statemen here i pronounce the ron and fez show the official satelite radio show of this messageboard

[disneyspy]

i wish i had a vag

[TEKOA]

jeez. I wish Ron would go little easier on Fez.

[Meataball23]

jeez. I wish Ron would go little easier on Fez.

Not allowed to talk about pets now too?

[EliSnow]

I'm off to the christmas party. Have a good one.

[Willmore]

http://cooknkate.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/sein_soup_nazi.jpg


FEZ: "NO PET FOR YOU!!!"

[Meataball23]

Having pets is great for children

It helps teach them life lessons...hasnt Fez seen kill bill 2?

[Willmore]

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[yojimbo7248]

i wish i had a vag

you don't?

[Hottub]

I'm off to the christmas party. Have a good one.

I thought you were blacklisted.

[spankyfrank]

Tear down that forum!!!!!!

[Dell]

hello buddays...

[RhinoinMN]

hello buddays...

Hello, Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

[Meataball23]

Fez is a fucking lunatic

[RhinoinMN]

Tear down that forum!!!!!!

If JC was admin that fucker would have been gone as first order of business.

[red_red_red]

Fez is a fucking lunatic
naw, i dig up people all of the time, it's perfectly normal

[yojimbo7248]

caller Jeff sounds very reasonable, far from a nutbar.

[EliSnow]

I thought you were blacklisted.

An admin left my name off the list by accident. I got a invite about an hour ago.

[Dell]

Hello, Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

what time did you get home...I didn't have the five spot to bet...

[disneyspy]

you don't?

no i kicked her to the curb just before thanksgiving

[Dell]

An admin left my name off the list by accident. I got a invite about an hour ago.

by accident...yeah...that's the ticket...

[yojimbo7248]

no i kicked her to the curb just before thanksgiving

:lol:

[IMSlacker]

That was a pretty good poem.

[RhinoinMN]

what time did you get home...I didn't have the five spot to bet...

8:48 CST.

[lleeder]

That was a pretty good poem.

the swerve ending really tricked me

[Meataball23]

Fez needs an extended vacation back to four winds

We're all audio voyers (sp?) for listening to him everyday

[lleeder]

Its eerie that CC Deville co wrote Look What The Cat Dragged In.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Its eerie that CC Deville co wrote Look What The Cat Dragged In.

Ha ha!! :lol::lol::lol:

[KC2OSO]

PennyPenisChaser.com

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

PennyPenisChaser.com

All you need is a penis, to strike it rich in Chelseeeaaa!!

[KC2OSO]

All you need is a penis, to strike it rich in Chelseeeaaa!!
All you need is a penis and a dream, wooo!

[JohnCharles]

All you need is a penis, to strike it rich in Chelseeeaaa!!

You wouldn't have said that on Saturday night.

I might have. I might have said a lot of things and not remembered.

But, I didn't.

Stop judging me!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

You wouldn't have said that on Saturday night.

I might have. I might have said a lot of things and not remembered.

But, I didn't.

Stop judging me!

No I would have, had it come up.

Did you see my iPod homescreen yet?

[JohnCharles]

No I would have, had it come up.

Did you see my iPod homescreen yet?

yes.

very nice.

[biggestmexi]

No I would have, had it come up.

Did you see my iPod homescreen yet?

ipod. plplplplpl whatta joke

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

ipod. plplplplpl whatta joke

Oh yeah? What you rockin?

[biggestmexi]

Oh yeah? What you rockin?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2624872&postcount=274

[Hottub]

The only Golden Globes I care aboot.
http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/the-hills-heidi-montag-pink-bikini-300x214.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2624872&postcount=274

You suck.

The only Golden Globes I care aboot.
http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/the-hills-heidi-montag-pink-bikini-300x214.jpg

You and I both.

[biggestmexi]

The only Golden Globes I care aboot.
http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/the-hills-heidi-montag-pink-bikini-300x214.jpg

those dont look golden

these are golden globes
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/g/images/goldmember-8.jpg

[Willmore]

Oh yeah, Dave? You loved A Serious Man? Why don't you marry a Jew then ... oh yeah ....

[biggestmexi]

You suck.


I could have 7 home screens but just cant figure out what i would use them all for.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I could have 7 home screens but just cant figure out what i would use them all for.

I could have as many as I want. If you noticed my i is jailbroken.

[biggestmexi]

I could have as many as I want. If you noticed my i is jailbroken.

oh im sorry to hear its broken.

mines not.

[Hottub]

1 day and I'm up to 5 screens.

[biggestmexi]

1 day and I'm up to 5 screens.

did you hear charlies is broken.

thats terrible huh?

hehehe

I like the HERO clocks....what do you use tub?

[Hottub]

Just put Navigation on pg 6:thumbup:

[Hottub]

did you hear charlies is broken.

thats terrible huh?

hehehe

I like the HERO clocks....what do you use tub?

I'm working on my own.
I'll meet you in the other thread after the show.

[biggestmexi]

I'm working on my own.
I'll meet you in the other thread after the show.

HOHO!

see you there!

[A.J.]

That place should be burned down for no Deep Purple.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

oh im sorry to hear its broken.

mines not.

Shut up dick. My next phone is more than likely going to be an Android 2.0.x phone. My only setback is that I want it to be on Verizon and I'm not sure I still want the droid.

[biggestmexi]

That place should be burned down for no Deep Purple.

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/TueDec15125711AmericaChicago2009.png


ps tub. there is a free photobucket app. its so EASY!

[KingGeno]

All of you should be ashamed of yourselves

[disneyspy]

http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac65/biggestmexi2/TueDec15125711AmericaChicago2009.png


ps tub. there is a free photobucket app. its so EASY!

too bad you arent getting 202 the virus or lappy 2000,then it might seem cool

[biggestmexi]

too bad you arent getting 202 the virus or lappy 2000,then it might seem cool

:furious:

[disneyspy]

when paul says he gets hit on by women he means they throw things at him to keep him away

[Meataball23]

Ive found that if a girl finds me attractive I'll start to think shes more attractive than she might be if I did not have that knowledge.

[disneyspy]

getting hit on to paul means they punch him to stop the rape

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

:furious:

Look at this cool thing in the bottom middle part of my screen.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=161&pictureid=2195

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Ive found that if a girl finds me attractive I'll start to think shes more attractive than she might be if I did not have that knowledge.

Yes it's called normal.

[disneyspy]

Look at this cool thing in the bottom middle part of my screen.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=161&pictureid=2195

thats pretty cool,cooler than alot of people here,too bad we cant invite others to lappy 2000,then you'd be really cool

[Meataball23]

Haha I love ESD's reaction:clap::lol:

"what a nice person"

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Haha I love ESD's reaction:clap::lol:

"what a nice person"

I loved the laugh when he said it. I could have cried.

[disneyspy]

jfk

[Baby DEW Year]

Pope John XXIII

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

FORZA!!!! NO T JUST FORZA.

[disneyspy]

paul,are you still on hold?

[KatPw]

A little screwy? She's a fucking heroin addict. The kid should have been taken away when Kurt was still alive. Two junkie parents FTL.

[Meataball23]

Here comes Fez...first person to take the kids away from their parents

[Dell]

Here comes Fez...first person to take the kids away from their parents

transference?

[Meataball23]

Do you think Fez hears anything Ron says?


Gotta be a bit right? Hopefully?

[Meataball23]

transference?

100% fact

[yojimbo7248]

What was Fez trying to say about Diane Sawyer? I'm curious...

[JohnCharles]

What was Fez trying to say about Diane Sawyer? I'm curious...

She is taking over for Charlie Gibson.

It would have probably turned into how the women have been taking over for men at the news desk recently.

[Hottub]

Stupid woman and their stupid vaginas.

[Baby DEW Year]

Stupid woman and their stupid vaginas.

Calm down Fez!

[disneyspy]

mary magdalene was a fag hag

[yojimbo7248]

mary magdalene was a fag hag

are you saying Jesus had a secret?

[Meataball23]

mary magdalene was a fag hag

Which ones the hag?

[Baby DEW Year]

On Dave's wish list....
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VBInInQtL._SS500_.jpg

Dave's wish list (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VBInInQtL._SS500_.jpg)

[disneyspy]

are you saying Jesus had a secret?

well he did hang with 12 jewish men

[disneyspy]

alright buddays been nice listening with yoose,have a good one

c'ya!

[Meataball23]

Cya!!!!

[Fuzz Whatley]

with the way fez was talking about his pets dying when he was younger, mabey someone was killing them..:drunk: