At what point do you become a woman to avoid gay sex?

[LordJezo]

The scenario:

You are the last nice man on Earth. All the women are dead. All of the other people on the planet are roving hardcore gay sex monsters who want nothing more than to pound your anus. The clans war by going to the battlefields and raping each other until death. No proper treatment for the prisoners of war, the defeated soldiers become sex slaves in order for the victors to practice their butt sex war techniques. They want to capture you, not for nasty nasty rape, but do be their sensual man sex partner, to be passed around the campfire for each man to enjoy slowly.

You have the option to become a woman. Not like in a sex change kind of way but to fully become female. Some kind of future magic. By doing this you will no longer be hunted down by the gay sex clans that rule the world. You'll be able to have straight female sex and enjoy it. Not sure who you'll do it with since all that will be left are the anus monsters, maybe you can become their den mother.

So, do you become a woman or do you just hide until you die, as a man, hunted by the sex patrols?

[OGC]

do you stay awake nights thinking about things like this ?

[razorboy]

If I have to become a woman you can be damn well sure Gay sex is the only sex I'll be having.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

The scenario:

You are the last nice man on Earth. All the women are dead. All of the other people on the planet are roving hardcore gay sex monsters who want nothing more than to pound your anus. The clans war by going to the battlefields and raping each other until death. No proper treatment for the prisoners of war, the defeated soldiers become sex slaves in order for the victors to practice their butt sex war techniques. They want to capture you, not for nasty nasty rape, but do be their sensual man sex partner, to be passed around the campfire for each man to enjoy slowly.

You have the option to become a woman. Not like in a sex change kind of way but to fully become female. Some kind of future magic. By doing this you will no longer be hunted down by the gay sex clans that rule the world. You'll be able to have straight female sex and enjoy it. Not sure who you'll do it with since all that will be left are the anus monsters, maybe you can become their den mother.

So, do you become a woman or do you just hide until you die, as a man, hunted by the sex patrols?

I'd hide till I died. I am Legend style.

[tanless1]

Yes, your gay...now go tell your parents and start your life. You go, boy.

[lleeder]

I don't have an answer. Either way you're between a cock and a hard place.

[Snoogans]

Mostly, I'm angry at myself because I keep reading these posts.

[weekapaugjz]

is this one of the hard hitting topics at the gym?

[Dude!]

i kind of like the idea
of being passed around the campfire
man to man

sounds just like
when i was a boy scout

[weekapaugjz]

i kind of like the idea
of being passed around the campfire
man to man

sounds just like
when i was a boy scout

not quite like the campfire, but i bet you'd get a kick outta this!

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/glory_hole_in_washroom_155966507.jpg

[Marc with a c]

this is pretty much how i go through life anyway. i mean have you seen my ass? i am constantly on the lookout for hardcore gay sex monsters.

so i'd stay the same.

[MetalAcorna]

Holy crap! WHAT a scenario...:blink:

[GregoryJoseph]

Holy crap! WHAT a scenario...:blink:

This is just one of the many hard hitting topics we cover on a daily basis here...

[weekapaugjz]

Holy crap! WHAT a scenario...:blink:

your kind isn't welcome in this thread!

[Dude!]

not quite like the campfire, but i bet you'd get a kick outta this!

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/glory_hole_in_washroom_155966507.jpg


wow
that's a big hole
must be in the
'inner city'

[Hottub]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/411469694_c829f43ba6.jpg?v=0

[weekapaugjz]

wow
that's a big hole
must be in the
'inner city'

the front lines of the war.

[SatCam]

sounds unrealistic

[Suspect Chin]

You'll be getting raped nonstop either way, so what difference does it make?

[jauble]

What "future magic" was developed to eliminate women?

[Dude!]

What "future magic" was developed to eliminate women?

in China, the magic is called
abortion

[JohnCharles]

go gay or go home.

[midwestjeff]

The first time one of those dirty dicked anal monsters demands oral
I am using the future magic to become a fag hag.

Until then, I hope I can at least make smores after
my sensual man slave duties are finished for the night.

[opie's twisted balls]

sounds just like
when i was a boy scout
still have your uniform?



I'd go with your mythical "all of a sudden you're a woman" scenario and then promptly turn dyke

[Dude!]

still have your uniform?

you bet
hottub likes me to wear it

[opie's twisted balls]

you bet
hottub likes me to wear it
hottub in a girl guides uniform and you in your boyscout.....hawt!

[Melk]

They want to capture you, not for nasty nasty rape, but do be their sensual man sex partner, to be passed around the campfire for each man to enjoy slowly.
Even if it were a group of women, what kind of life is that?

[TjM]

Who the fuck thinks about shit like that

[cougarjake13]

If I have to become a woman you can be damn well sure Gay sex is the only sex I'll be having.

thats gotta be a mod quote

[Bossanova]

You act like being gay is a bad thing

[GregoryJoseph]

You act like being gay is a bad thing

ANOTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!

BOSSANOVA HAS RETURNED!!!

[Furtherman]

I can't wait to hear the bell and see who comes in next!

[jennysmurf]

:blink: Who thinks up scenarios like this?

[keithy_19]

:blink: Who thinks up scenarios like this?

Who goes looking to bump a thread based upon a scenario like this?

:thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

Who goes looking to bump a thread based upon a scenario like this?

:thumbdown:

Hey, a spammer was trying to bump this thread. When I saw the title, I had to see what the heck was going on. I should have known it was a Jezo thread.

[PapaBear]

Hey, a spammer was trying to bump this thread. When I saw the title, I had to see what the heck was going on. I should have known it was a Jezo thread.
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-ocd/index.shtml

[keithy_19]

Hey, a spammer was trying to bump this thread. When I saw the title, I had to see what the heck was going on. I should have known it was a Jezo thread.

Are you saying you're just like a spammer (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)?

[jennysmurf]

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-ocd/index.shtml

What are you trying to say, Papabear? My way of seeing who's online is to check the "who's online" tab. The list shows all the threads that are being viewed at the time. I get curious, that's all.

[keithy_19]

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-ocd/index.shtml

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

Are you saying you're just like a spammer (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)?

I just thought others might enjoy reading it too. It is quite diverting.

[Dude!]

Hey, a spammer was trying to bump this thread. When I saw the title, I had to see what the heck was going on. I should have known it was a Jezo thread.

they just don't make
threads like this anymore...

[i'd forgotten how awesome
my posts have been
since day 1]

i miss jezo, weekapaugjz, midwestjeff...
the creative people (except me)
have been driven away
by the spoons of the world

[keithy_19]

they just don't make
threads like this anymore...

[i'd forgotten how awesome
my posts have been
since day 1]

i miss jezo, weekapaugjz, midwestjeff...
the creative people (except me)
have been driven away
by the spoons of the world

I hope you stub your toe. And for a moment you think it may be broken. But after sitting in a comfy chair and watching a show you enjoy you feel better.

Fucker.

:bye: