You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for12/17/09 [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Log in

View Full Version : R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for12/17/09


Pages : [1] 2

Hottub
12-17-2009, 06:48 AM
Thanks, guys.:furious:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2201/2100620760_68832337c8.jpg

Check out our links.


Sleeve's New Song explores the dark mysteries of Man On Man Love. And buy the new CD, too. (http://radioghost.com/?p=610)

Pesky genital warts? Ask Dr. Steve - Now With Voicemail! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

Help Dell help the Special Olympics! And see him freeze his nuts off!! (http://www.firstgiving.com/dellricks2)

Second Annual Post Christmas PA Bar Night. Drink with Hayseeds!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85740)

Even The Slept
We're at Arlene's Grocery on New Years Day. Friday January 1st, 8pm, $10, 21+. 95 Stanton St NYC.
HATS!!!!!:clap:


Hear something you want to talk about on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

RonFez.net's Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)


Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ



Yeah, go.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 06:50 AM
Thanks for starting this tub. I've been on calls this morning dealing with a big case. Hopefully, I can listen to the shwo today.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 06:51 AM
I also am busy at the office.
A little help goes a long way.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:00 AM
I will be flying to Minnesota tomorrow to see me family for Christmas so I'll be away until Tuesday

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:02 AM
Today's song is King of Fools by Social Distortion.

A.J.
12-17-2009, 07:02 AM
The Shining!

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:03 AM
I will be flying to Minnesota tomorrow to see me family for Christmas so I'll be away until Tuesday

One of these days we need to meet up. I was in CT last Friday.

JohnCharles
12-17-2009, 07:03 AM
This thread needs some non-mod posting.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:04 AM
This thread needs some non-mod posting.

And more mod-posing!

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:05 AM
One of these days we need to meet up. I was in CT last Friday.

It's just hard to do. We're always there to see family, and 95% of the time we are in Central MN seeing family, and the rest we're traveling to or from. And we rarely stay more than 4-5 days.

Where were you in CT?

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:06 AM
And more mod-posing!

Let me get my speedo on, and I'll give you some.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:07 AM
It's just hard to do. We're always there to see family, and 95% of the time we are in Central MN seeing family, and the rest we're traveling to or from. And we rarely stay more than 4-5 days.

Where were you in CT?

A small town called Oxford. South of Waterbury and SE of Southbury.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:11 AM
A small town called Oxford. South of Waterbury and SE of Southbury.

I know it. It's about an hour from Hartford.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 07:11 AM
Morning buddays!:bye:

A.J.
12-17-2009, 07:12 AM
A small town called Oxford. South of Waterbury and SE of Southbury.

You were near the Brass City? I could have recommended a great hot dog place that was close by: Blackie's. (http://blackieshotdogs.com/)

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 07:13 AM
If the party is not for you, then GVac that shit.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:15 AM
Looks like we were erroneously calling garland, tinsel growing up.

We don't use either now. My wife wants these cloth streamers coming down from the top of the tree.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 07:19 AM
I'm on Chris Stanley's side here. Dave is completely paranoid.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 07:21 AM
Gonna pull a train?:blink:

Mitch&Murray
12-17-2009, 07:26 AM
Not this ESD paranoid jelousy shit again

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:30 AM
"Scummy Scummerton from the east side of Scummytown."

:clap:

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 07:33 AM
Bastard son!

Fez is furious with the Rooskies

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 07:34 AM
Is Fez referring to Ron? Does he not think Ron is funny.

Dell
12-17-2009, 07:34 AM
morning buddays...

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:34 AM
I think FB thinks that the "basterd" accusation is still valid and should be used against kids born out of wedlock..

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:35 AM
Morning Dell.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:35 AM
You were near the Brass City? I could have recommended a great hot dog place that was close by: Blackie's. (http://blackieshotdogs.com/)

Well shit.

Dell
12-17-2009, 07:36 AM
they're not plugs...each hair follicle is surgically placed in the scalp...

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 07:37 AM
Well shit.

You motherfucker! Everything you do is steeped in racism.

burrben
12-17-2009, 07:40 AM
Good Morning Everyone!!!!

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:42 AM
Good morning burrben.

epo must be slitting his wrists listening to health care debate on this show.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:44 AM
Good morning burrben.

epo must be slitting his wrists listening to health care debate on this show.

We can only hope.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:45 AM
I had pizza in Oxford and it was fantastic.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 07:45 AM
How aboot a call from "Jeff in Milwaukee"?

A.J.
12-17-2009, 07:45 AM
Ronnie's love for CT hot dogs and New Haven pizza is making me cry with joy!!

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:45 AM
Southwest CT is primarily Yankees fans. E-Northeast CT is Red Sox and other Boston sports fans. I got Red Sox asses all up in my area.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:46 AM
Ronnie's love for CT hot dogs and New Haven pizza is making me cry with joy!!

I had sent him an e-mail to try Pepe's pizza. I wonder if he tried it.

A.J.
12-17-2009, 07:46 AM
Southwest CT is primarily Yankees fans. E-Northeast CT is Red Sox and other Boston sports fans. I got Red Sox asses all up in my area.

Hartford is generally considered the dividing line. The New York teams are dominant in the New Haven area.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:47 AM
Southwest CT is primarily Yankees fans. E-Northeast CT is Red Sox and other Boston sports fans. I got Red Sox asses all up in my area.

Those people that I met with in Oxford were Sox fans.

Dell
12-17-2009, 07:47 AM
Southwest CT is primarily Yankees fans. E-Northeast CT is Red Sox and other Boston sports fans. I got Red Sox asses all up in my area.

I read your last sentence incorrectly at first...boy did it have a different meaning...

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:48 AM
We can only hope.

Are you drinking fruit punch or original lime Haterade today?

SinA
12-17-2009, 07:49 AM
I read your last sentence incorrectly at first...boy did it have a different meaning...

were you thinking of red sox as inflamed pink socks?

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 07:50 AM
I read your last sentence incorrectly at first...boy did it have a different meaning...

It was very poorly worded.

Dell
12-17-2009, 07:52 AM
why is doug so mean to kenneth...kenneth sounds like a real sweet kid...

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 07:53 AM
why is doug so mean to kenneth...kenneth sounds like a real sweet kid...

I have pondered that as well. Doug is full of unexplained angst.

mikeyboy
12-17-2009, 07:57 AM
why is doug so mean to kenneth...kenneth sounds like a real sweet kid...

I have wondered that as well. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80614)

Hottub
12-17-2009, 07:59 AM
All I know about CT is all the way up by Olde Lyme. I was banging a chick up there.
Beautiful country.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 07:59 AM
I have pondered that as well. Doug is full of unexplained angst.

He's an emo kid, probably listens to Hawthorne Heights and wears all black.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:01 AM
Gotta bring race into it, don't you.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:01 AM
All I know about CT is all the way up by Olde Lyme. I was banging a chick up there.

And that, dear children, is how Lyme's Disease was started.

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:02 AM
I have wondered that as well. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80614)

HAHAHA...I am one slow sumbitch...

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:02 AM
All I know about CT is all the way up by Olde Lyme. I was banging a chick up there.
Beautiful country.

Is that any close to the racetrack?

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:03 AM
And that, dear children, is how Lyme's Disease was started.

Is that why it hurts when I pee? Lyme Disease?

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:03 AM
I have wondered that as well. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80614)

Wow, 7 months and 2 pages. How does one fail so hard?

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:06 AM
f I know a habitual lier, I just try to avoid contact. Makes my life a lot easier.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:07 AM
Rich, post that shit.

f I know a habitual lier, I just try to avoid contact. Makes my life a lot easier.

Do they lie down habitually?

A.J.
12-17-2009, 08:08 AM
I had sent him an e-mail to try Pepe's pizza. I wonder if he tried it.

I just sent him an e-mail with links to the Big 3 and my favorite, Ernie's. I also sent him some hot dog joints.

wkj
12-17-2009, 08:09 AM
Hey buddies, late to the table, had to brief storm damage.

A.J.
12-17-2009, 08:09 AM
Is that any close to the racetrack?

It's close to the casinos.

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:09 AM
f I know a habitual lier, I just try to avoid contact. Makes my life a lot easier.

I have a good friend that is a compulsive liar...been friends since we were kids...he cannot help but embellish or out right lie, but he knows that I know it's a lie...I never call him on it...

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 08:09 AM
Do they lie down habitually?

Those ones Tub doesn't try and avoid. He seeks them out.

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:10 AM
Hey buddies, late to the table, had to brief storm damage.

hey Bill...what storm damage?

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:11 AM
"you were too ugly Ginger"...:laugh:

JohnCharles
12-17-2009, 08:12 AM
I don't believe any one of you.

mikeyboy
12-17-2009, 08:13 AM
Wow, 7 months and 2 pages. How does one fail so hard?

How can I compete with genius like this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81622), this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82294) and this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81262)?

A.J.
12-17-2009, 08:14 AM
Dave and Chris Tanley realizing their fantasy:

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20070925/465_shawshank.jpg

SP1!
12-17-2009, 08:15 AM
And this guy never bothered to ask "who is she fucking?"

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:16 AM
My chick usd to go to CT all the time. It was the closest Christmas Tree Shop (Hate that place)
But since they expanded out of N.E. and to Paramus, she hasn't been since.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:16 AM
How can I compete with genius like this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81622), this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82294) and this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81262)?

Administrator, that's how.


BTW I was waiting for you to dig those up. :clap:

Andy Dufresne
12-17-2009, 08:20 AM
Dave and Chris Tanley realizing their fantasy:

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20070925/465_shawshank.jpg

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:20 AM
How can I compete with genius like this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81622), this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82294) and this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81262)?

GVAC presented a series of one-post threads created by one of our mods...don't know why that cracked me up, but I thought it was hilarious...

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:21 AM
How do you stop a chick from giving you oral?

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:22 AM
How do you stop a chick from giving you oral?

how could that question ever come up?

A.J.
12-17-2009, 08:22 AM
How do you stop a chick from giving you oral?

Fart while she's blowing you?

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:23 AM
how could that question ever come up?

Fart while she's blowing you?

No...

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 08:24 AM
Fart while she's blowing you?

My chick is into that.

We had chili last night. I can't wait to get home.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:25 AM
Hottub leaves with an empty sack every day.


But that's cause his wife keeps his nuts in a jar.

A.J.
12-17-2009, 08:25 AM
"My husband left home this morning with an empty sack."

:laugh:

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:26 AM
She went from a 4 to a 10. What's the big deal she started fat?

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:26 AM
Disneyspy can't post today but he can call in? WTF?

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:27 AM
Hottub leaves with an empty sack every day.


But that's cause his wife keeps his nuts in a jar.

damn!!!I type slow...but I wouldn't have done it at Tub's expense...

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:27 AM
Beth is such a nice whore.

wkj
12-17-2009, 08:27 AM
hey Bill...what storm damage?

Still getting shit over the Nor'easter. Had a lot of flooding in our units on the Back River, all GOQ's.

Dell
12-17-2009, 08:27 AM
Disneyspy can't post today but he can call in? WTF?

okay...I missed something...which caller was disneyspy?

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 08:28 AM
okay...I missed something...which caller was disneyspy?

Beth from California.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:31 AM
damn!!!I type slow...but I wouldn't have done it at Tub's expense...

I only chose Tub because we have joked in the past that his wife keeps his nuts.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 08:32 AM
I only chose Tub because we have joked in the past that his wife keeps his nuts.

Those were jokes? I thought it was reality.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:32 AM
okay...I missed something...which caller was disneyspy?

You didn't hear wrinklynuts's call?

Hottub
12-17-2009, 08:34 AM
I only chose Tub because we have joked in the past that his wife keeps his nuts.

In her mouth.


Oooohhh!!!

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:34 AM
How much of a fuccin delay am I on? The iPhone app is starting to annoy me.

epo
12-17-2009, 08:35 AM
Just apologize Dave!

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 08:35 AM
This guy is racist with his fractions and has taken a lot of ESDs statements personally

wkj
12-17-2009, 08:35 AM
ESD thinks he's being funny, it's not.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:38 AM
Mother Theresa

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:40 AM
Honolulu

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:40 AM
FORZA !!!! NOT FORTSA!!!!

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:41 AM
Mother Theresa

OOOOh wrong. It's Mother Teresa.

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 08:47 AM
late start for me... been scrambling to get stuff done before my vaca :o

how has the show been so far?

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 08:54 AM
Hey misty. Show has been okay so far.

And we have more character showdown.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 08:54 AM
SIREN!!!:clap:

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 08:55 AM
that would be custodial engineer...

http://www.terra.com/entretenimiento/cine/movies_photos/01304103.jpg

PD
12-17-2009, 08:56 AM
i dunno about the delivery, but this is an interesting choice of characters by Fez

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 08:57 AM
Not the biggest fan of cooper manning


But I do enjoy Mario!

Chalk up round one to ESD on my card

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 08:57 AM
how did i know dave would use the mario bros clip for this one? :laugh:

KingGeno
12-17-2009, 08:57 AM
Round 1: ESD, for the Mario drop

A.J.
12-17-2009, 08:58 AM
Cousin Roy sounds like Billy West.

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 08:58 AM
heh! i have a creepy cousin like this...

+1 to fez...

KingGeno
12-17-2009, 08:58 AM
Cousin Roy sounds like Billy West.

Little bit

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 08:59 AM
that would be custodial engineer...

http://www.terra.com/entretenimiento/cine/movies_photos/01304103.jpg

Just shut up about the weed, I don't want this chick to know I smoke.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:00 AM
Cousin Roy pulls it out with a Fezatorial!!!

Love it!:clap:


I do like what ESD has done with Dennis Miller

But im giving round 2 to Fez - we're tied at 1

KC2OSO
12-17-2009, 09:00 AM
Cousin Roy sounds like Billy West.
...and Uncle Paul

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:01 AM
Cousin Roy? More like Uncle Roy, that bit stealing bastard.

mikeyboy
12-17-2009, 09:01 AM
I liked both of the first round characters. I don't think either of the second round characters work.

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 09:01 AM
I love Cousin Roy, very funny Fez

Who is Randy jackson? not obvious enough for me

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:01 AM
Go Fez!!:clap:

indymike
12-17-2009, 09:03 AM
Fez has run out of voices it seems.

I think this competition pales compared to the last one.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:04 AM
Im not the biggest Baxter fan

But im really not the biggest crumb fan

Fez up 2-1

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:05 AM
Baxter is the fucking BEST!!!!!!!!!

KingGeno
12-17-2009, 09:05 AM
It's Precious's mom.

Both are doing pretty awful today.

SinA
12-17-2009, 09:05 AM
I don't think these are characters... more like parts of Fez and Dave's personalities.

Serial Killer
Jerk Off Guy
Ugly Mona

KingGeno
12-17-2009, 09:07 AM
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m176/telliecoin/dear-god-make-it-stop.jpg

indymike
12-17-2009, 09:07 AM
Stan rocks!

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 09:07 AM
Dave doing Stanley is creeping me out

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:07 AM
Oh mona will you ever win?

gotta give ESD round 4

I dont like any of these characters as much the first siren series

We're tied at 2-2

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:07 AM
I think fez is killing Dave. However, Mario the rejected jersey shore character was my fave

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:10 AM
Not a fan of bacula

Ghost of harvey milk is hysterical and a great shot at Fez


ESD up 3-2

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:10 AM
"Muse-o-leeny"

jimmyolsenblues
12-17-2009, 09:11 AM
I never appreciate ron more than when fez and dave take over the show.

A.J.
12-17-2009, 09:11 AM
The ghost of Harvey Milk is so angry!

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:12 AM
Lol why is alzheimers bear a bear?

SinA
12-17-2009, 09:13 AM
Alzheimer bear?
groan....

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:13 AM
The ghost of Harvey Milk is so angry!

A for idea, F for execution on that one.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:13 AM
Confused braggard is very funny.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:13 AM
alzheimers bear was okay


I like don furyk the confused braggart

ESD 4-2

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:14 AM
I had no idea Shirley Phelps Roper was from long island and sounds exactly like Mona

PD
12-17-2009, 09:14 AM
all of Fez voices are same, even though i like the ideas.

indymike
12-17-2009, 09:14 AM
alzheimers bear was okay


Next week - Flamey, Smokey the Bears pyromanic cousin.

IMSlacker
12-17-2009, 09:16 AM
I did't know Shirley Phelps was from Long Island.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:16 AM
I can picture Fez working out his characters at home. Trying to get a reaction from Skippy.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:17 AM
Daves last one is really bad. Dave had the 2 best, but also the 2 worst by far.

KC2OSO
12-17-2009, 09:17 AM
Billy Malcolm is really dirty. :down:

A.J.
12-17-2009, 09:17 AM
Billy Malcolm, Dirty Crooner was pretty good!

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 09:17 AM
Billy Malcolms' 'bum-bum-bum-bum' is hilarious

Furtherman
12-17-2009, 09:18 AM
I gotta give it to Dave again. Little Stan and the Ghost Of Harvey Milk were hilarious.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:18 AM
Billy Malcolm, Dirty Crooner was pretty good!

Really? That was my least favorite of all 14. Confused braggard was my favorite overall.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 09:18 AM
ESD takes it down 4-2

indymike
12-17-2009, 09:18 AM
I liked Stan and Billy Malcom

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:19 AM
Wow, I thought stan was really bad.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:20 AM
Non-obscure dennis miller was really awesome

mikeyboy
12-17-2009, 09:20 AM
My favorite was Mario the Jersey Shore reject

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 09:20 AM
I haven't listened to one of them. Damn work.

indymike
12-17-2009, 09:21 AM
Wow, I thought stan was really bad.

Dave being able to make fun of all the crap he gets through 'stan' made me chuckle.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:21 AM
My favorite was Mario the Jersey Shore reject

That was great. I don't agree with the judges at all. The three they liked best were the worst 3 to me.

PD
12-17-2009, 09:23 AM
I loved the dirty crooner.

thank god its an XL channel

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:23 AM
Do it again! But only 5 more.

foodcourtdruide
12-17-2009, 09:24 AM
Admit defeat dave!!!

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 09:25 AM
that was great :clap:

too bad i wont be able to hear the last round tomorrow :down:

biggestmexi
12-17-2009, 09:27 AM
that was great :clap:

too bad i wont be able to hear the last round tomorrow :down:

you should be grateful.

havent heard a single one yet

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:28 AM
http://www.engadget.com/2009/12/17/packard-bell-dot-vr46-gets-the-endorsement-of-valentino-rossi-n/

I LOVE this laptop!!!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/12/17dec9a3.jpg

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:33 AM
that was great :clap:

too bad i wont be able to hear the last round tomorrow :down:

Given the option of listening or going with you, I'd choose the latter.
Have a great time.

PD
12-17-2009, 09:37 AM
Given the option of listening or going with you, I'd choose the latter.

that was an option?

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:39 AM
Soda?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4483/tubdrink.jpg

biggestmexi
12-17-2009, 09:40 AM
Soda?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4483/tubdrink.jpg

OMG TUB GET OUTTA THERE!!!


THERE IS A LION WITH A KNIFE BEHIND YOU


rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

IMSlacker
12-17-2009, 09:41 AM
High fructose corn syrup is sugar. These "cane sugar is better" people are nutty.

Willmore
12-17-2009, 09:41 AM
pure cane sugar Coke tastes way better than corn syrup Coke.

bobrobot
12-17-2009, 09:41 AM
If they put the cocaine back in Coca~Cola, we wouldn't have this problem!

http://findingnormal.webs.com/cocaine_ad_coke1.jpg

Willmore
12-17-2009, 09:44 AM
High fructose corn syrup is sugar. These "cane sugar is better" people are nutty.

It's as much sugar as splenda. Corn syrup is not sugar, it's a sugar substitute. There is a difference.

Try nibbling on a corn stalk and on a sugar cane, you'll taste the difference.

PD
12-17-2009, 09:44 AM
pure cane sugar Coke tastes way better than corn syrup Coke.
that is it.

90% of the issue is taste,
although corn syrup does affect your metabolism differently than raw, unprocessed sugar.

IMSlacker
12-17-2009, 09:45 AM
It's as much sugar as splenda. Corn syrup is not sugar, it's a sugar substitute. There is a difference.

Try nibbling on a corn stalk and on a sugar cane, you'll taste the difference.

You're right that cane sugar tastes better. But it isn't any better for you.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:45 AM
Damon Dash should have his own dating show after Jay Z fucked him and left him for dead.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:46 AM
OMG TUB GET OUTTA THERE!!!


THERE IS A LION WITH A KNIFE BEHIND YOU


rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Ha!!

That's actually 2 separate pictures. 1 is a lion, the other is a chef. My kid is quite the artist.

PD
12-17-2009, 09:46 AM
High fructose corn syrup is sugar. These "cane sugar is better" people are nutty.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/18/FDGS24VKMH1.DTL

But some health experts argue that the issue is bigger than mere calories. The theory goes like this: The body processes the fructose in high fructose corn syrup differently than it does old-fashioned cane or beet sugar, which in turn alters the way metabolic-regulating hormones function. It also forces the liver to kick more fat out into the bloodstream.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/18/FDGS24VKMH1.DTL#ixzz0ZyPBAqT4

bobrobot
12-17-2009, 09:46 AM
"First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for the communists
and I did not speak out - because I was not a communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for me -
and by then there was no one left to speak out for me. "
~Pastor Martin Niemöller

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:47 AM
Lol, I've smoked many a strawberry Philly.

Dell
12-17-2009, 09:48 AM
Ha!!

That's actually 2 separate pictures. 1 is a lion, the other is a chef. My kid is quite the artist.

yeah...your kid...that's the ticket...

Willmore
12-17-2009, 09:49 AM
You're right that cane sugar tastes better. But it isn't any better for you.

Maybe not, I'm not a scientist. But I'm a believer that the less processing food undergoes the better, and the process to make corn syrup is way too industrialized.

Any food that is transported like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/High_fructose_corn_syrup_tanker.jpg/180px-High_fructose_corn_syrup_tanker.jpg

can't be too good for you.



The same thing with burgers. I don't know if the frozen over-processed McDonald's patties are necessarily bad for you, but why eat it, if you can buy a fresh piece of meat and make it yourself?

realmenhatelife
12-17-2009, 09:49 AM
All the underage goth kids would buy and smoke cloves in the old days of the KOP mall, I thought only underage people smoked cloves.

epo
12-17-2009, 09:49 AM
They are complaining about government taking "control" as a result of massive de-regulation in the last 40 years.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:52 AM
Soda?

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2487/firstpour.jpg

biggestmexi
12-17-2009, 09:52 AM
Ha!!

That's actually 2 separate pictures. 1 is a lion, the other is a chef. My kid is quite the artist.
please tell me its lenny
Lol, I've smoked many a strawberry Philly.

yuck!

A.J.
12-17-2009, 09:54 AM
Ha ha ha!! When I was a kid we also had a fort where we stashed butts and porn!

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:55 AM
please tell me its lenny


yuck!

I was a kid, come on. I would also smoke black and milds. Then I moved on to cheap cigars, then I realised that weed is superior, then I got a job that does random testing.

meanmrbill
12-17-2009, 09:56 AM
Where I live it is very rare to find a "non-smoking" bar or restaurant. It is also difficult to find diet drinks, light beer or low-fat foods. Yet, most young people are relatively fit, thin and healthy. Its all culture. The U.S. can punitively tax all the things it wants but people will still consume it, no matter what the price.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:56 AM
Fez giving advice on eating from the box? I've heard it all.

biggestmexi
12-17-2009, 09:56 AM
I was a kid, come on. I would also smoke black and milds. Then I moved on to cheap cigars, then I realised that weed is superior, then I got a job that does random testing.

try a real cigar then.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:56 AM
Ha ha ha!! When I was a kid we also had a fort where we stashed butts and porn!

I hope my kids get to do the same. A fort in the woods made men of us.
Not just play video games.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 09:57 AM
Any vows you make at 8 years old need to be reevaluated later in life.

bobrobot
12-17-2009, 09:57 AM
I suspected Fez liked turning Trix!

http://www.goldenagecartoons.com/miscjunk/hollis/TrixMagnets1979-Front.jpg

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:58 AM
Mmmm. Raisin Bran for a late night snack.

aceofspades7
12-17-2009, 09:58 AM
corn chex baby!

A.J.
12-17-2009, 09:58 AM
I haven't eaten cereal since college. I don't miss it one bit.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 09:59 AM
Hey, how've you been, Bobo?

PD
12-17-2009, 09:59 AM
"First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for the communists
and I did not speak out - because I was not a communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for me -
and by then there was no one left to speak out for me. "
~Pastor Martin Niemöller

<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'<a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-16-2009/highway-to-health---last-tea-party-protest-of-the-year'>Highway to Health - Last Tea Party Protest of the Year<a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>www.thedailyshow.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:258736' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes'>Daily Show<br/> Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/videos/tag/health'>Health Care Crisis</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 09:59 AM
try a real cigar then.

I did and I loved them, but I can't smoke tobacco frequently.

Edit: Dave is nuts. A great night would be me, a gram and a box of honey bunches. No milk, just a bottle of water.

Hottub
12-17-2009, 10:00 AM
I haven't eaten cereal since college. I don't miss it one bit.

Wow. Your kitchen really is just a beer storage unit.

aceofspades7
12-17-2009, 10:00 AM
wait - isn't pizza the ultimate weed food?

bobrobot
12-17-2009, 10:01 AM
Hey, how've you been, Bobo?

Okie Dokie, How R U, Hottie??? o<);o)

(Sirius is offering a free week...)

A.J.
12-17-2009, 10:01 AM
Wow. Your kitchen really is just a beer storage unit.

Damn right.

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 10:02 AM
wait - isn't pizza the ultimate weed food?

with funyons.. and water. lots and lots of water...

PD
12-17-2009, 10:02 AM
closed down?

:glurps:

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 10:03 AM
closed down? :blink:

comp_atkins
12-17-2009, 10:03 AM
wha?

disneyspy
12-17-2009, 10:03 AM
oh shit i been posting on an imaginary messageboard,old age sux

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 10:04 AM
I did and I loved them, but I can't smoke tobacco frequently.

Edit: Dave is nuts. A great night would be me, a gram and a box of honey bunches. No milk, just a bottle of water.

with funyons.. and water. lots and lots of water...

*sigh*
:wub::wub:

Hottub
12-17-2009, 10:04 AM
Did I miss a memo?:blink:

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 10:05 AM
I eat Honey Nut Cheerios to help with cholesterol, along with whole wheat toast. Usually that's my breakfast 4-5 times a week.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 10:05 AM
Damn!!!! I was going to type that but didn't think it would go over well. Fuccin 'ell I love Lleeder!

Misteriosa
12-17-2009, 10:05 AM
Did I miss a memo?:blink:

http://www.dream-logic.com/myspace/faggotry.jpg

PD
12-17-2009, 10:06 AM
lleeders calls are getting very cringe.

I blame fez.

Dell
12-17-2009, 10:06 AM
cat fight...cat fight...

danlaroe
12-17-2009, 10:06 AM
lleeder beat down!!!!!!!!!!!! l o fucking l...fez is the best

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 10:07 AM
I find it funny that Fez doesn't go to the .net party because .net haters, and went to the party where lleeder was at.

And the thing is that if CWC had come up, he would have been at the rogue party too.

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:07 AM
i like lleeder's calls. I'm glad he is alive

biggestmexi
12-17-2009, 10:08 AM
Did I miss a memo?:blink:

whats the haps?

Hottub
12-17-2009, 10:08 AM
Fez kickin lleeder's ass.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 10:08 AM
Lleeder is driving the straight talk express

YourAmishDaddy
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
Arguing with Fez on the phone doesn't really work. If you get a really good line he he starts crying.

Dell
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
i like lleeder's calls. I'm glad he is alive

and I hope he stays alive...best wishes Lleeder...

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
shared challenges? Lleeder is gay?

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
How is Fez saying that he hates his guts "kickin' his ass"?

Farthammer
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
Trix must be good for a fat guy with 2 stents and Diabeetus.

Dell
12-17-2009, 10:11 AM
shared challenges? Lleeder is gay?

where is seinfez to say...not that there's anything wrong with that...

Charlie_Don't_Surf
12-17-2009, 10:11 AM
The line was delivered perfectly. The point of it was that he switched that one word.

epo
12-17-2009, 10:12 AM
I find it funny that Fez doesn't go to the .net party because .net haters, and went to the party where lleeder was at.

And the thing is that if CWC had come up, he would have been at the rogue party too.

Maybe Fez didn't go because he didn't wanna pay a cover to drink Coors Light?

PD
12-17-2009, 10:13 AM
the reason the Cheesecake factory menu is so big is they have advertisements.

Dell
12-17-2009, 10:14 AM
the reason the Cheesecake factory menu is so big is they have advertisements.

they should switch to live reads...

PD
12-17-2009, 10:14 AM
where is seinfez to say...not that there's anything wrong with that...
and where is seinfez to defend eating Cereal anytime?

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 10:15 AM
Maybe Fez didn't go because he didn't wanna pay a cover to drink Coors Light?

No, he stated often he wasn't going to go because .net is a bunch of haters. By going to the rogue party, he was spurning .net.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 10:17 AM
No, he stated often he wasn't going to go because .net is a bunch of haters. By going to the rogue party, he was spurning .net.


There was more .netters at the rogue party than the fail party.

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:21 AM
There was more .netters at the rogue party than the fail party.


the rougue party was basically a MPW party. Isn't Lenny and MPW the big reason Fez hates ronfez.net?

Dell
12-17-2009, 10:21 AM
just got the "get back in the meeting" visit...later buddays...

QueefShovel
12-17-2009, 10:22 AM
Lleeder rules.

RhinoinMN
12-17-2009, 10:23 AM
the rougue party was basically a MPW party. Isn't Lenny and MPW the big reason Fez hates ronfez.net?

Lleeder, sailor, jrich, pointer?

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:25 AM
I ain't no MPW bitch.

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:26 AM
Lleeder, sailor, jrich, pointer?

my only point is Fez hates Lleeder and MPW but goes to Crowe's Nest and snubs the Justjon and mikeyboy party, both of whom he likes. I think he got confused about matching up the parties and people he hates

epo
12-17-2009, 10:28 AM
I ain't no MPW bitch.

Yet you are a bitch.

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:29 AM
my only point is Fez hates Lleeder and MPW but goes to Crowe's Nest and snubs the Justjon and mikeyboy party, both of whom he likes. I think he got confused about matching up the parties and people he hates

He just knew how much the other party would blow and decided to come to the good party.

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:29 AM
I ain't no MPW bitch.

rough day in Burnley yesterday. wonder how long Fabregas is out for

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:30 AM
Yet you are a bitch.

Nope...didn't vote for Obama either.

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 10:30 AM
my only point is Fez hates Lleeder and MPW but goes to Crowe's Nest and snubs the Justjon and mikeyboy party, both of whom he likes. I think he got confused about matching up the parties and people he hates

My point as well. I'm not making any judgements of either party. Just going by what and who Fez has said he doesn't like on .net.

Meataball23
12-17-2009, 10:31 AM
Ron singing to hey jude has been hands down my favorite part of the show today:clap:

lleeder
12-17-2009, 10:31 AM
I wish I could remember my first call.

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:31 AM
He just knew how much the other party would blow and decided to come to the good party.

Yes, velvet rope VIP parties in Manhattan suck but that party wasn't a complete failure - thanks to it we have those great pictures of Big A contemplating how he was going to dismember those stripper/coyote ugly-type bartenders

EliSnow
12-17-2009, 10:32 AM
He just knew how much the other party would blow and decided to come to the good party.

As I replied to epo, that's not true. He said numerous times before the parties that he would not go to the .net party because he does not like .net due to haters.

He went to the Rogue party because it was Gvac and because it appeared it was a rejection of .net.

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:33 AM
Yes, velvet rope VIP parties in Manhattan suck but that party wasn't a complete failure - thanks to it we have those great pictures of Big A contemplating how he was going to dismember those stripper/coyote ugly-type bartenders
You mean Crazed.

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:34 AM
As I replied to epo, that's not true. He said numerous times before the parties that he would not go to the .net party because he does not like .net due to haters.

He went to the Rogue party because it was Gvac and because it appeared it was a rejection of .net.

Good one Katja.

Dell
12-17-2009, 10:35 AM
I wish I could remember my first call.

there is at least one person that wishes he could remember your last call...

yojimbo7248
12-17-2009, 10:35 AM
You mean Crazed.

yeah, thanks. I love those Crazed pictures

JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 10:36 AM
Wow...Ron loves me like a vagina.

I should put on more cologne.

TooLowBrow
12-17-2009, 10:36 AM
As I replied to epo, that's not true. He said numerous times before the parties that he would not go to the .net party because he does not like .net due to haters.

He went to the Rogue party because it was Gvac and because it appeared it was a rejection of .net.

He just knew how much the other party would blow and decided to come to the good party.

i dont get this

ron went to the .net party

he just never went in and rightly so

the bar was mostly focused on its regular members and did very little for people paying to throw a party there