View Full Version : Mr. Skin's Top Nude Scenes of 2009 (underdog's coming out thread)
hammersavage
12-17-2009, 12:54 PM
I recommend #1 and #7
Who needs the National Board of Review and the Golden Globes when you have Mr. Skin? The website has released its annual list of best celebrity nude scenes of the year. Topping the list for 2009? Susan Sarandon’s daughter Eva Amurri who stripped in David Duchovny’s racy television series Californication.
Runner-up was Jessica Biel, who played a stripper in Powder Blue, a barely-released drama that’s now out on DVD. The rest of the list is a scantily-clad mix of newcomers and veteran actresses, both in film and on the small screen.
1. Eva Amurri (Californication)
2. Jessica Biel (Powder Blue)
3. Amber Heard (The Informers)
4. Anna Paquin (True Blood)
5. Rachel Blanchard (Spread)
6. Betsy Rue (My Bloody Valentine 3-D)
7. Alice Eve (Crossing Over)
8. Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th)
9. Alanna Ubach (Hung)
10. Malin Akerman (Watchmen)
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 01:03 PM
Time to update the ol Netflix queue!
hammersavage
12-17-2009, 01:04 PM
yea, you definitely can't find these on the internet
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 01:06 PM
yea, you definitely can't find these on the internet
Are you trying to promote illegal activity?
Furtherman
12-17-2009, 01:08 PM
Eva Amurri
I love when daughters follow in their jiggling mother's footsteps.
underdog
12-17-2009, 01:10 PM
I didn't get the Eva Amurri excitement before and I still don't get it. She's not that attractive.
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 01:12 PM
I didn't get the Eva Amurri excitement before and I still don't get it. She's not that attractive.
I can think of 2 reasons.
http://www.celebrityviplounge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evaamurri.jpg
underdog
12-17-2009, 01:15 PM
I can think of 2 reasons.
http://www.celebrityviplounge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evaamurri.jpg
They look very low. And I don't mean saggy, I mean much further down the chest than most. She has a long upper torso.
She actually looks attractive in that pic.
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 01:17 PM
They look very low. And I don't mean saggy, I mean much further down the chest than most. She has a long upper torso.
She actually looks attractive in that pic.
I was talking about her eyes.:nono:
They're stunning!
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underdog
12-17-2009, 01:22 PM
I was talking about her eyes.:nono:
They're stunning!
They are also low.
<object height="340" width="560">
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560">[/URL]</object>
go about 1:18 in
topless pics (so nsfw)
[URL]http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-1.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&)
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-2.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-3.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-4.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-5.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-6.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-7.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-8.jpg
meanmrbill
12-17-2009, 01:30 PM
I can think of 2 reasons.
http://www.celebrityviplounge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evaamurri.jpg
They look very low. And I don't mean saggy, I mean much further down the chest than most. She has a long upper torso.
She actually looks attractive in that pic.
Holy fucking shit! You can't be serious. "Actually"????? Christ, this site is full of self-indulgent homos.
brettmojo
12-17-2009, 01:32 PM
<object width="560" height="340">
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></object>
go about 1:18 in
topless pics (so nsfw)
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-1.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-2.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-3.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-4.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-5.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-6.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-7.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-8.jpg
Winner.
This is one list that actually nails it. Though that Friday the 13th chick was pretty fucking hot.
underdog
12-17-2009, 01:46 PM
Holy fucking shit! You can't be serious. "Actually"????? Christ, this site is full of self-indulgent homos.
Whatever. I don't think she's ugly, I just don't get the love for her. There's thousands of better looks girls than her in Hollywood. Especially with her ass-chin. It's off-putting.
~Katja~
12-17-2009, 01:47 PM
Whatever. I don't think she's ugly, I just don't get the love for her. There's thousands of better looks girls than her in Hollywood. Especially with her ass-chin. It's off-putting.
what the fuck is an ass-chin?
hammersavage
12-17-2009, 01:48 PM
Her naked tits are phenonenal.
underdog
12-17-2009, 01:52 PM
what the fuck is an ass-chin?
When it looks like someone has an ass on their chin.
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 01:53 PM
Her naked tits are phenonenal.
x2
Contra
12-17-2009, 01:54 PM
<object height="340" width="560">
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560">[/URL]</object>
go about 1:18 in
topless pics (so nsfw)
[URL]http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-1.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&)
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-2.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-3.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-4.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-5.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-6.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-7.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-8.jpg
Those are quite beautiful.
Where's the rest of the girls?
Dude!
12-17-2009, 02:20 PM
<object height="340" width="560">
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560">[/URL]</object>
go about 1:18 in
topless pics (so nsfw)
[URL]http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-1.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/v/WRV7qTeMREA&hl=en_US&fs=1&)
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-2.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-3.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-4.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-5.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-6.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-7.jpg
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2009/oct09/101209/eva-amurri-topless-stripper-californication-8.jpg
those pictures are delightful
~Katja~
12-17-2009, 03:15 PM
When it looks like someone has an ass on their chin.
maybe you can highlight the part where it looks like an ass on her chin cause I can't see it.
Contra
12-17-2009, 03:37 PM
maybe you can highlight the part where it looks like an ass on her chin cause I can't see it.
She is gorgous just like her mother
FWIW Californication often has nice topless chicks.
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 04:08 PM
#2...Jessica Biel NSFW (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhuhFRq3rCoagA85P3)
underdog
12-17-2009, 04:23 PM
maybe you can highlight the part where it looks like an ass on her chin cause I can't see it.
It shows up big time on Californication.
underdog
12-17-2009, 04:26 PM
#2...Jessica Biel NSFW (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhuhFRq3rCoagA85P3)
:thumbup:
hammersavage
12-17-2009, 04:50 PM
:thumbup:
was it the thick shoulders?
JerseyRich
12-17-2009, 04:50 PM
was it the thick shoulders?
The crying.
GregoryJoseph
12-17-2009, 04:53 PM
I only saw #4 and #10.
Both were heinous.
underdog
12-17-2009, 05:01 PM
was it the thick shoulders?
The crying.
Yes and yes.
mikeyboy
12-17-2009, 05:02 PM
I only saw #4 and #10.
Both were heinous.
The show and movie or the naked women in them?
GregoryJoseph
12-17-2009, 05:04 PM
The show and movie or the naked women in them?
Both.
JohnCharles
12-17-2009, 05:24 PM
me likey linky to porn.
~Katja~
12-17-2009, 06:02 PM
Both.
me likey linky to porn.
Greg is insane
Anna Paquin's Nude Sex Scene - TRUE BLOOD (NSFW) (http://www.joblo.com/video/moviehotties/player.php?video=annapaquin_trueblood_720p)
http://www.egotastic.com/video?flv2=/0906/anna-paquin-nude-true-blood-01.flv&w=633&h=385&info=Anna%20Paquin%20Nude%20Video%20from%20True%20 Blood
~Katja~
12-17-2009, 06:12 PM
not sure why this is in german... but in any case, those chicks are not heinous... Greg needs to get laid soon so he remembers how good a woman can feel like. Stop fagging it up with the boys all the time.
The movie scene may be stupid... but the chicks are hot
10. Malin Akerman (Watchmen) (http://www.egotastic.com/video?flv2=/0903/malin-akerman-nude-watchmen-01.flv&w=634&h=334&info=Malin%20Akerman%20Nude%20Video%20from%20Watch men)
FrogSlayer
12-17-2009, 07:50 PM
Jessica Biel nude was the ONLY good part of Powder Blue, although she is smokin hot, there is no way it redeems Powder Blue Shitpile
I love when daughters follow in their jiggling mother's footsteps.
I thought the same thing. Most impressive.
I only saw #4 and #10.
Both were heinous.
Its nice to know that you've finally admitted your homosexuality.
DiabloSammich
12-18-2009, 05:57 AM
Its nice to know that you've finally admitted your homosexuality.
Where have you been for the past five years?
Gerald
12-18-2009, 07:43 AM
Julianna Guill should be higher.
I'd probably go with Jessica Biel as the #1, because there was rabid anticipation for her grand unveiling and she didn't disappoint. It wasn't a Halle Berry Swordfish situation where nudity from a world class beauty was shown briefly and perfunctorily.
JerseyRich
12-18-2009, 07:58 AM
If Eva Amurri has any kind of acting chops, she has a chance to be one of the hottest women in film over the next 10-15 years.
Seinfez
12-18-2009, 08:33 AM
Who are these actresses? Whats the deal with no links?
Fallon
12-18-2009, 09:18 AM
Whatever. I don't think she's ugly, I just don't get the love for her. There's thousands of better looks girls than her in Hollywood. Especially with her ass-chin. It's off-putting.
I think it's just who her mother is, is what makes her extra special.
I dig her.
underdog
12-18-2009, 09:23 AM
I think it's just who her mother is, is what makes her extra special.
I dig her.
She's not ugly, I just don't think she's as hot as everyone thinks. And I certainly think there have been way, way hotter chicks on Californication.
There's no way this is my coming out thread. This is possibly the least gay I've been on this board.
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