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Jackie Sloan
01-25-2002, 06:37 AM
A total wipeout...Lisa's the one who needs the blindfold, even then she'll kick his candy ass! Any thoughts?

here comes the obligatory directors' shot......EGOMANIAC!

Poison Ivy
01-25-2002, 06:48 AM
Are you kidding? Lisa hands down...blinfolded, tied and gagged!! She's gonna annihialte him!! Be afraid FF, be very afraid!!

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impactplayer2k1
01-25-2002, 07:03 AM
Frighty Fright is just kid, looking for revenge!

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furie
01-25-2002, 07:05 AM
she did it once she can do it again.



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Jackie Sloan
01-25-2002, 07:09 AM
Frighty fright - Dead half a man walking. That's not your sister your pissin' off!!

here comes the obligatory directors' shot......EGOMANIAC!

Lisa Croft
01-25-2002, 12:50 PM
The whole situation is retarded. This bitter little geek is pissed about something that happened months ago, that he accepted my apology for, not to mention the fact that he agreed to let me hit him in the first place. I'm not fighting this guy. For Christ's sake, I'm a girl. They make me out to be this tough broad who will agree to brawl with anyone, when in fact, I am in no way willing to take the chance of having my face broken for a radio bit. Even though he'd be blindfolded, there's always the chance that he'd get a lucky shot in and break my nose. That is totally not cool. I have a brand new job that I just started this week and I'd prefer not to walk in with teeth missing within my first month. I wish I cared less about physical appearance because I'd love to teach this spoiled little brat a lesson. "My parents bought my sister a more expensive car. Boo hoo." Cry me a river, bitch.

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Captain Rooster
01-25-2002, 01:02 PM
Beat his ass Lara.



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Jackie Sloan
01-25-2002, 01:17 PM
I know it's not me in there but...don't worry Lisa that little fag couldn't kick his own ass!

here comes the obligatory directors' shot......EGOMANIAC!

Gaia
01-25-2002, 02:45 PM
Kick his ass Seabass!!!!!!

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IkeaBoy
01-25-2002, 02:51 PM
i think lisa's going to win. i'll put money on Lisa knocking him out in the first 6 minutes

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irishkb
01-25-2002, 03:37 PM
he let her hit him the second time and now that enough of his friends called a wuss for letting that happen.. so now he wants revenge cause his boys are ragging on him.. so does he want more embarass ment if she knocks him out.. just let it die buddy .. not worth is.....

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Green Lantern
01-25-2002, 04:00 PM
Frighty fright is going down Lisa Lara Croft style....See ya partner!

Se7en
01-25-2002, 05:31 PM
Screw the actual fighting. I just want to see pics of Lisa in cute little boxing trunks.

Frighty really has no idea what he's doing.

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Doogie
01-25-2002, 05:42 PM
Kick his ass Lara...he deserves it just for calling a girl out to fight in the first place...

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Koose
01-25-2002, 07:08 PM
You've kicked his ass once and I say why not do it again.
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RF Godfather
01-26-2002, 01:43 AM
Lisa wins hands down. Hey Lisa just do it like the soap opera: overact when he kinda hits you and as he is about to say sorry knock his teeth out "with the quickness."

I got money riding on this if it goes down!

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Amuse2KAOS
01-26-2002, 09:00 AM
Did no one read what lisa said? Beneath the surface she's a girl. Granted she can kick this kids ass, and granted he couldnt kick the ass of a 2 year old child, she said she won't fight. Frighty Fright is wrong and he's a sorry little bitch, and he sounds even more pathetic trying to call her out again...so I say without even taking a swing, Lisa wins the better man...er woman....competition no contest by a knockout

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MikeyD
01-26-2002, 09:05 AM
Amuse -- you hit it right on the nose (pardon the pun) - Lisa DOES NOT want to fight this little pussy - Not because she can't but she choses not too -- & like she said, why have this guy maybe get a "lucky shot" in & her getting hurt --- she doesn't need to prove to anyone, anything - & I certainly do not want to see her with a broken nose or missing teeth - & mess up that beautiful face of hers !!! Again, I wouldn't think that could happen - but why chance it -- Luv ya sis -- !!!
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PanterA
01-26-2002, 12:29 PM
The other night when Frighty was in studio and acting like a man, I called up late in the show pretty pissed off but held myself back because 1) It's the Ron and Fez show and I saw they wanted to angle the Lisa Vs Frighty fight. 2) I didn't talk to Lisa about what she wanted to do. But the next morning before I could even talk to Lisa about it my anger for that little prick took over and I left a pretty angry message on Ron and Fez's voice mail.
That piece of crap wants to fight MY GIRLFRIEND?????? He has some nerve to even THINK about laying a hand on her! If that little faggot wants a fight then he has one...WITH ME!!!! I'll fight him under any stipulation he wants! One handed, on my knees, with an eye patch....WHATEVER IT TAKE TO GET THAT BITCH IN THE RING WITH ME THEN THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.

And frighty...you could only pray that they allow me to get in the ring with you, because you don't want to be caught on the streets, without protective gear, and a ref to stop me from pounding your head in. You dont EVER disrespect my girlfriend!

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LtBoogaloo
01-26-2002, 01:27 PM
Put 4 to 1 on Pantera taking the fight in 3 rounds, tops.



um, yes.

MikeyD
01-26-2002, 04:04 PM
4-1 in 3 rounds ???? Sorry, but I have to disagree --- I think, no, I KNOW, Pantera 25-1 - 1st Round baby !!! & if it happens, I would be honored to be his cornerman/trainer -- like he even needs it - Let's just say then, I would be honored just to be in his corner to say "Nice knock-out baby" -
Yeah - that would be nice
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HordeKing1
01-26-2002, 08:52 PM
I believe that FF did not issue this challenge out of anger or desire for revenge. His motive is much simpler - He wants exposure and to be back on the air. Unfortunately, this is not the way to do it.

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Icebox
01-26-2002, 09:45 PM
Hey Lisa, you already won. You don't have to stoop to the level of that little friggin pansy, Frighty Fright. Exposure or not Frighty Fright is a little piece of shit. Pantera would win hands down in any fight. Give Frightened Fairy one bitch slap and he would run home to mommy. I don't really know you guys but I do listen to the show and he has no right to disrespect anybody.

Yeah Guy?
01-27-2002, 07:01 AM
I was out Friday and didn't get to hear the show...is Pantera fighting Frighty Fright?
BTW, I've never seen Frighty but he sounds like one of those milky white, nappy haired Jewish Boys...any truth to that?

Fat Guy
01-27-2002, 12:12 PM
Frighty you are a peice of SHIT LOSER how dare you call out a women to fight. Get in your new car that your parents gave you and run over Al Dukes while dragging his body under your car hit a gas tanker truck blow up and DIE. Fuck You Frighty.

Pantera why don't you fight frighty and teach him a well deserved lesson.
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This message was edited by Fat Guy on 1-27-02 @ 4:17 PM

LtBoogaloo
01-27-2002, 03:11 PM
Ok, I'll redo the spread.

We all know that blindfolded, without a brick in the glove, Frighty is going down DAMN FAST. But let's just say, Lisa steps down, Pantera steps in. This gives Frighty enough ground to ask for the blindfold removed. Let's go further, let's say he gets it off. So then you have Pantera and Frighty.

Pantera, at MOST, 3 rounds, 5 to 1.



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Fat Guy
01-27-2002, 03:31 PM
I've never meet Pantera but I am assuming he can beat the shit out Frighty Fuck head.
Why do Ron and Fez let that idiot back on the show??
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The Blowhard
01-27-2002, 05:44 PM
Lisa said she doesn't want to fight. Frighty Fright could'nt beat Christopher Reeve, asleep. If Pantera ever touched him I'm sure he would press charges and sue him. Case closed.

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Fat Guy
01-27-2002, 05:57 PM
Heckler,
I think you missed the point an agreed to fight at the Joe Poo vs. Al match with the legal stuff taken care of.

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Se7en
01-27-2002, 06:37 PM
Substituting Pantera for Lisa, let's compare the fighters.

Pantera - softspoken. Non-threatening voice may lull his opponents into illusion of safety.
Frighty - Sounds like the bastard child of Pete Johnson.

Pantera - Postal employee. The threat of a violent psychotic break is perpetual.
Frighty - wants to be a sports d-jay, will settle for staring at young teenage male's balls as gym instructor.

Pantera - A man among men. Is dating a Lara Croft lookalike.
Frighty - Dresses up in women's clothing on his OWN volition. Has no known female acquaintances outside of mother and / or siblings.

Vegas odds: Pantera wins, Round 2, 10 to 1.

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PanterA
01-27-2002, 07:28 PM
I've been in quite a few mosh pits but if you dont count fighting with my brothers...i've never had a fist fight with anyone ever.

Does that bring my odds down?

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The Blowhard
01-27-2002, 08:04 PM
I'll be happy to train you Pantsman. We go into the woods and kill animals with our bare hands. We drink their blood and eat their flesh. No woods? No problem, we just find the nearest homeless shelter and do the same thing. Now get packing! ;)

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PanterA
01-27-2002, 08:26 PM
Yeah, My training will consist of Rocky movies, Bruce Lee movies, and lots of PanterA music.

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erole
01-27-2002, 08:36 PM
Drop this damn fight thing...

I just returned from the R&F media area and saw pictures of Lisa. What the F?! Anyone who is even remotely angry or vengeful at a personthat cute must be a real jackass.

Hey! Why isn't there a sign here that says, "By the way, Lisa is a goddess." Come on guys, next time don't surprise me like that!

The Blowhard
01-27-2002, 10:06 PM
Yeah, My training will consist of Rocky movies, Bruce Lee movies, and lots of PanterA music.



And remember, we would also train "Jarett from Subway" style! ;)

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erole
01-28-2002, 10:18 AM
When Lisa comes down the runway to fight they can play "Smack my bitch" by Prodigy. Frighty would be her beeotch.

Frighty can come out with the tune to Magic Garden, or "Girl from Ipanema"

But I still think they should't fight. Don't hurt the babe.

TomPoo
01-28-2002, 10:35 AM
Frighty Fright... LOL! this guy is the lamest guy in the world!!!

*in the fright frighty voice*
"I'm just a kid, about to get my ass kicked by Pantara and Lisa"

This kid is such a loser... he should get his ass beat just for being a tool

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jatsv dan
01-28-2002, 04:16 PM
if it were up to me, i'd say the only way to settle this dispute is mixed tag style. yep, PanterA and Lisa Croft against frighty fright and a female partner of his choosing. it'd be interesting to see what kind of person he could get, and heck, if he doesn't get anyone, it'd be a funtastarific handicap match. awesome.

i have nothing useful to add.